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Filed under: Australiastic > Fill In The Blank > Daniel JohnsThe Silverchair lead singer at the 2008 APRA Music Awards at the Hilton Hotel in Sydney on Monday.
Daniel Johns' eye got like that ______________.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: June 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm
…..because he put make up on it???
with a lot of eyeshadow.
What a poseur; but he got you to write about him.
punchin doggies.
Because we had a "good" time — if ya know what i mean….I love him
because he has no clue how to do makeup or look in a mirror?
Daniel Johns' eye got like that because he was masterbating and didn't see where he was standing and crashed into the table lamp.
he went to go purge after stuffing himself on veggiemite sandwiches and he poked his eye
Got hit by a peen.
because sex with me gets kinda crazy.
pirates of the carribean 5??
I think he got cold-cocked!
when he used too much lube and things got out of hand!!
LAST
Ok…so, Perez…. When I said show me more pics of Daniel johns, I meant HOT, SEXY photos!!!.. This one makes him look like a big PUSS!!!.. Please hot pics next time??
cause it's make-up he pulled a perez!!!!
Lookin up his boyfriends asshole
He kind of looks like Dawson From Dawsons Creek
Male version of Britney Spears Steeve Foster's eyes
Go check by your self lol
on his my space
w w w myspace com / steevefoster
Daniel Johns is such a fag, but not in the good perez-style type of way, hes a faker and his music sucks, he thinks hes so rock rock n roll when hes just a wanker wearing a teapot cosy as a hat, attempting to play guitar.
Fuck off Daniel Johns and Silverchair … you sellouts.
I punched him in the eye as he was about to cum the night before.
Because he tried taking Amy Winehouse's crack without permission and she knocked him out
'cos he has dirty fingers
I LOVE that you LOVE Daniel too! I get to see my boy in American rags instead of trolling around aussie sites..(they are QUITE delicious tho) His eye got like that because Natalie saw that young twat hes fucking and socked him one!!!
If you knew ANYTHING about my Favourite band Silverchair - you would realise this is his signature look for the Young Modern album - he has had this eye make-up in SO many pictures I cannot believe you are commenting now - It just goes to show that you dont research much before you post stories up - but thanks - Daniel is so hot - but Chris is hotter! You must feature the bass player mmmmmmmmmm
Also Daniel is the nicest guy - stop calling him gay - I have actually met him before, not like you Perez!
AUSTRALIA ROCKS!
Also Perez once again if you actually did some research you would know he is having sex with a young FEMALE model - Louise Van der Vorst.
Stop wishing every good looking guy is Gay like you - not gonna happen! You and aiken can stick together but stop trying to pigeon hole everyone else!
I just wish he was dating me rather than the model - haha!
LOL, Daniel's always rocked the black eye look… He's funny as shit… In Atlanta, GA last year he accidently gave himself a real black eye though with his guitar right infront of me and wore an eye patch for a week…
… sucking cock!
'because he is a fucking pirate'
silverchair is spelled with a small "s".
it's true.
he was only half baked - man he looked soooo drunk/stoned on the tv this morning… "i love my manager, i love my family i looove evverrryonnneee…."
because of out of control masterbation?
don't care, he looks like a really hot young Peter O'Toole and he can drink and brawl in my town anytime!
Re: *NG* THE PHONY *NG* a/k/a HATER OF THE PRETENTIOUS a/k/a PATHETIC NAMEBRAND NAME DROPPER – Number 88, NEGRESS SEDUCTRESS ROCKING A KOTEX ONE-EACH UP HER ASS AND UP HER HERPETIC TWAT (THAT HASN'T BEEN DOUCHED IN 30 YEARS!) says…
The Negress Laundress (Luxuriating in the parking-lot pool of dog shit in mid-town Coxsackie, New York.)
Re: *NG* THE PHONY *NG* a/k/a HATER OF THE PRETENTIOUS a/k/a PATHETIC NAMEBRAND NAME DROPPER – Number 88, NEGRESS SEDUCTRESS ROCKING A KOTEX ONE-EACH UP HER ASS AND UP HER HERPETIC TWAT (THAT HASN'T BEEN DOUCHED IN 30 YEARS!) says…
The Negress Laundress stands corrected and welcomes all input into what might make her a nicer, gentler, deeper, less materialistic clothes whore.(Luxuriating in the parking-lot pool of dog shit in mid-town Coxsackie, New York.)
ummmmmm… He got have of the make-up in the divorce settlement??
blowing a kangaroo.
its make up.
he loves it.
god hes gorgeous.
Daniel John's eyes got like that WHEN MILEY CYRUS DID HIS MAKEUP
I love silverchair, and I love him!
I love him and he's incredibly brilliant and sexyyyy
dick slap
because he is anorexic and his body is giving up. Or the needle slipped and jabbd him in the eye.. whoh
Coz he found a sex tape from back when he and Natalie were together, got really horny when seeing what a good thing he's lost by divorcing her, and blew such a big load it bruised his eye.
Or, a pissed off twat punched him after Daniel won Songwriter of the Year.
Bitch got donkey punched.
Because he fell over and hit his eye when the GAYDAR went off the charts when he walked by.
Seriously, no one actually believes he's straight right??????>?
because I knocked him out and raped him. bwa-ha-ha
Who Is She…………………… ?
Who Was She………………… ?
Who Does She Hope To Be…. ?
because his makeup artist told him that he would look FIERCE, like Christian from project runway
because he thinks that someone other than manson can pull off the eyeshadow on only one eye look
he got into a bitch fight at the gay bar, but he is fine as hell and talented up like piggy hilton.
he put it on with a make -up brush
…when he stuck it in the hose of the vacuum cleaner
his eye got like that because i kicked his ass!!!
he was in a bar brawl?
"…because his face is bisexual."
its makeup perez!
not a black eye,
with some eye shadow…hoping it would make him look like a bad ass
omg i hardly recognize him O_o
but yeeah he got his eye like that by my knee hitting him as i was done with my big O
…with some blue and black eye shadow!!!
Re: erin – Re: ASH – lol
Daniel is so fucking sexy, I'd eat a bucket of his shit. He does no wrong. The man is a genius and I'd lick him from head to toe.
it's makeup.
Either that or he hit himself in the eye with his guitar again. He did that last year and got a shiner.
Who cares, he's AMAZING.
its make up idiot!
Re: jess – Well said. Diorama is epic. Daniel is a musical genius. I'm glad people in the States don't get it- he's better off in Australia getting real accolades from those that do get it. And gay? I think not.
Re: Chris – HILARIOUS!!! I laughed out loud for sure. I think you are definitely a 'chairhead
Me too, come to think about it. Bucket? I'm ready. Grab a spoon.
It's make-up - he wears make-up like this at shows.
NUBIAN GODDESS, READY FOR BED (IN HER ROCHE BOBOIS FURNISHED MASTER SUITE HIGH ABOVE 5th AVENUE OVERLOOKING BRYANT PARK!), HAVING SOOTHED HER SUN-BATHED SKIN IN RICH LA MER SKIN CREAM says…
NIGHTY NIGHT, TREASURES!!!
he's really HOT… Loved hin on SilverSpoons…..
it's make up and he sucks
with a little eyeshadow and a lot of ego… i miss old silverchair
Playing his guitar with his mouth at a show most likely. He had a black eye for pretty much all of the US tour.
doesn't matter, he looks so hot!
because his makeup was done like this on the cover of their last album!
Because his gay lover punched him for dating that 18-year-old model.
whilst attempting to pluck much hairy unibrow…
By being hot and digging make up
I should know, I'm a makeup artist/spesial effects makeup as well and this is some goooooood black eye action! not real, but sexy nonetheless.
because he's a pretentious tool who doesn't know how to put make up on properly.
by some half-ass eyeshadow job. Queen, please!
sorry to ruin the fun. actual answer:
make up. been wearing it like that for like a year now. for a lark.
because its makeup and he does what he wants =]
its makeup
im an aussie.
he looks like a fool!
…….because he is damn gay and it's about time he came out of the closet, there is no shame in coming out and saying that he is gay is there??
Who cares, He is the hottest person ever!!!
It's makeup.
to distract people from the rude asymmetry between his head and facial hair
TO GIVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT
from getting shot in the eye by his boyfriends spunk!
It's a make up.
'Cause he wants to be like Pete Wentz….
when his driver hit a bump while he was trying to put his make-up on….
looks a stray load in the eye
This is John's signature eye make-up, he looks supa-fine in it, amazing musician with stunning looks, and few people dare to do what he does, props!
because that bitch had it coming.
its makeup. he always does drugged up shit like that. wow so original so cool. pfft wat a retard
Re: *NG* – NUBIAN SKANK WHO CAN'T KEEP HER LIES STRAIGHT BECAUSE SHE OBVIOUSLY CAN'T REMEMBER WHETHER HER DUMP OF A STUDIO APARTMENT OVERLOOKS CENTRAL PARK, BRYANT PARK, OR SAN FRANCISCO BAY, TRYING TO IMPRESS BECAUSE I DON'T POST WITHOUT HAVING A VOGUE, COSMO, OR ARCHITECTURAL DIGEST MAGAZINE IN MY LAP, DREAMING WHAT LIFE WOULD BE LIKE IF I WERE A SOMEBODY says…
GOOD MORNING, TREASURES!!!
makeup
NUBIAN GODDESS IN A DARLING BURBERRY SHORT SLEEVE DRESS says…
Ciao Darlings! I have a trunk show at Bergdorf's to attend. The ONE & ONLY GODDESS. (And if you happen to see a creature hideous enough to rival Robert L's Edward Hyde skulking in your midst THAT'S the phony Goddess, who has been stalking me for days, hence the marvelous security I have in place in each of my Architectural Digest featured homes–and yes, there ARE more.) Ciao again, Cinnamon Tartlets!
How tragic some don't know New York, though naturally the ONE AND ONLY NUBIAN GODDESS is not surprised one whit! Such is life in Oklahoma or Bangladesh for the few detractors of THE GODDESS, one supposes. How sad that is! Anyhoo, my divine Roche Bobois Paris decorated MIDTOWN aerie is perched high above the Big Apple with Central Park to the right and Bryant Park to the left–that is as I peer down on the city below from one of the most spectacular penthouses in the City. And yes, naturally, when the hub-bub of the megalopolis can begin to wear on THE GODDESS on rare occasion it is necessary to retreat to my sumptuous villa built into one of the charming hills around San Francisco Bay. It's a FIERCE life, but somebody's gotta do it!
perhaps you should be focusing more on the fact that he won 3 APRA awards for Straight Lines including:
"Johns was named songwriter of the year. It is the third time the 29-year-old singer has claimed the prestigious title - the only artist in the history of the APRA awards to do so."
instead of focusing so much on the eye makeup
and besides, he can do whatever he wants since he's a genius, which you can tell by the fact he won the most prestigious 3 times, 1 in 1995, 1 in 2003, and now in 2008
and, as everyone else says, "who cares, he's hot!"
he got a wiener in his eye :O a big big weinerrrr
he has issues… but he's still hot