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Doperty Loves Making Videos

Filed under: Anglophilia > Pete Doherty > Drugs > YouTube

Pete Doherty has just posted a new cracked out vid onto his YouTube page.

Click here to watch the clip.

Can you even understand what he's saying????

Posted: June 17, 2008 at 2:08 pm
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86 comments to “Doperty Loves Making Videos”

  1. bobo says – reply to this


    1

    FIRST!

  2. susan says – reply to this


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    why the hell are his hands BLACK?!



  3. 3

    WoW what a crackhead!!!! he looks like hes been for a few days lol

  4. Buze says – reply to this


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    Hm crack..

  5. krist says – reply to this


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    couldn't understand a word! what a bum.

  6. ruu says – reply to this


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    1st

  7. Rere says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!
    and no, I don't speak CRACKHEAD!!

  8. dngdn says – reply to this


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    who cares.

  9. leel says – reply to this


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    i certainly can't understand him.
    he needs to go away.

  10. emem says – reply to this


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    first !!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Jessi says – reply to this


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    WTF IS HE SAYIN?! CRACK TO THE HEADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!

  12. rios says – reply to this


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    2nd

  13. Diana says – reply to this


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    Am I first?? Am I??

    What a dumbass…

  14. chann says – reply to this


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    woa



  15. 15

    eew.



  16. 16

    WHAT The Hell?

  17. georg says – reply to this


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    me me me first !

  18. FIRST says – reply to this


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    FIRST FIRST FIRST

  19. hanna says – reply to this


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    HANNA 1

  20. akv19 says – reply to this


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    Love You Pete!

  21. Belle says – reply to this


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    What on earth did he just say?

    Was he inviting us backstage?

  22. hanna says – reply to this


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    number one?

  23. chris says – reply to this


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    Hes so creeppy

  24. YAY says – reply to this


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    firsttttttt wohoooo

  25. Andre says – reply to this


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    WTF? So sad!



  26. 26

    can't understand a single word!
    what a bum

    fiiiiiirst

  27. vdf says – reply to this


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    PEREZ YOURE STILL FAT

  28. nat says – reply to this


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    i can understand it, but im english

  29. yerma says – reply to this


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    HUH?

  30. !!! says – reply to this


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    he's saying he chucked his laptop out of the window and talking about a gig, how hard is it to understand that?

  31. SkyeB says – reply to this


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    Drug users, the "Army of the Already Dead". He is so whacked out he doesn't even realize it yet.

    Boy, aren't drugs GLAMOROUS??????????????

  32. skubi says – reply to this


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    Hmmmm just strained my ears for nothing….didn't understand a thing! for those guys disappointed by this video, im sure u'll better compensate urselves by watching these great porn videos at www.skeetube.com you'll love bbws,arabs,asian etc check them out!!!

  33. gethe says – reply to this


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    AHAHAHAHA OH LORD.

    he says something about cracking himself up on fathers day.. ?

  34. %#@! says – reply to this


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    cocaine a hell of a drug i'm rick james bitch!

  35. chris says – reply to this


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    Nice promotion of drug use, perez!



  36. 36

    Something about him throwing his laptop out the window and then retrieving it. And that it's still working.

    Why would we care, mr. Dope Hands?

  37. banan says – reply to this


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    i like him.

  38. mjjj says – reply to this


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    Theres also a video of cristiano ronaldo in his underwear in the hotel search for ronaldo hotel underwear on youtube he even speaks a bit, post the VIDEO PEREZ.

  39. Heroi says – reply to this


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    HE SAID HE WANTS 2 TAKE ME 2 A GIG AND TAKE ME BACKSTAGE!!! YAY PETE I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!! I shoot up meth and listen 2 Delivery when I push the plunger down! Here comes a delivery, straight thru the heart of the misery! Prolly the wrong lyrics but can pay attention when they're slaming Ice? Love ya Pete!

  40. butto says – reply to this


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    AH!!!!!! Zombie!!!

  41. IAN says – reply to this


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    THIS GUY IS TOTALLY SOBER!!!! HAHAHA

  42. LOLPE says – reply to this


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    so yeah.

    "ok, well, seeing as how all the ~~~~'s I had planned, I thought I'd have a crack at it meself, give it to someone else who knows what they're doing have gone. urrhh, so i dunno really, i did chuck the laptop out the window (LMAO)
    i just retrieved it and the internet it's terrible, mate, but it's still working, so i'm gonna take care of me? real good tonight and leave a couple posts in the last couple minutes but i'm off for tonight and uh, yer, so yeah that's it yea,
    uhhhh, you can come with me to a gig, we can have a mmmsrrmm by the stage, we can do a gig, and we can leave, and we'll see how things really are, I hope ..-scratch noises- so lets try that.
    -click click click-

    LMFAO.

  43. smorf says – reply to this


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    how did kate moss let this gem get away??

  44. Heroi says – reply to this


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    Re: susan – Cuz the black shit that gets on the bottem of UR cooker or spoon when U cooking a shot of heroin? Maybe IDK, thats how my handz get all black, but hey, thats just me

  45. Meeee says – reply to this


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    First thing out of his mouth sounds like he's talking to Kate. He threw his laptop out the window, it's in bad shape but it still works. They can hang out back stage, in there, and you can see what it's really like now.

    And no, I'm not English.

  46. MilaP says – reply to this


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    lol Part 2 video is even better! Someone save that poor kitty from that man!

  47. Blunt says – reply to this


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    This royal putz will never make it to 30 but, then again, Keith Richards is still alive.

  48. susan says – reply to this


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    waste of oxygen. next topic please

  49. stupi says – reply to this


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    Talking about a gig.. backstage..seeing things how they really are.. threw a laptop out the window… lol. None of it made sense.

  50. Anti- says – reply to this


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    I think LOLPE got it spot on. It's almost like he thinks he chatting with someone…maybe he is….he makes drugs look SO GLAM!!!! lol

  51. tinks says – reply to this


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    Its not that hard to understand what he is saying geez

  52. Moria says – reply to this


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    Oh good, he's tote sober.. looking good!

    Cocaine is the devil's dandruff.

  53. j says – reply to this


    53

    leave pete alone fatty!

  54. Leila says – reply to this


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    he's talking about brining his laptop to a gig he has tonight, and taping everything such as the things that go on backstage. thats what hes saying

  55. karen says – reply to this


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    yes, am british, totally understand what he is saying!!!



  56. 56

    If only a giant piano would fall from the sky and crush doperty and wino!

  57. tilly says – reply to this


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    Ohh he is so funni. I love the video wit Amy Winehouse in it lol

  58. DB says – reply to this


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    I gotta hand it to this guy. He MAY just be more messed up than I am. That's quite the challenge.

  59. aspir says – reply to this


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    yeah understood every word, shame a lot of people having a problem. Maybe he needs to say 'like' and 'whatever' and 'OMG' a bit more…

  60. The S says – reply to this


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    I can understand every word he says, and go figure… I'm from the U.S. not the U.K.

  61. uhm says – reply to this


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    Re: LOLPE – haha he doesnt say about the internet, he says 'its not in terrible nick'
    meaning its not too badly damaged. and doesnt say about taking care of him, says hes gonna take you to a gig with him. then says you can go backstage with him, do the gig, then leave.. and he'll show yo how things really are

    its really not that difficult to understand?



  62. 62

    Something about throwing his laptop out the window and then going out to get it. It wasn't broken. After that I got bored with the whole thing and turned him off.

  63. mis says – reply to this


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    he
    and
    crackhouse
    should
    die.

  64. Luv0r says – reply to this


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    He might b a loser and a crackhead and what not .. but i still feel bad for his ass … he looks like the life is being taken away from him day by day .. thats just f*ckin sad .. same thing about Amy Winehouse … so young .. i dont think they'll live for too long the way things are goin for them =/

  65. Clari says – reply to this


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    I had no problem understanding him at all. And he is an artist, so while the black on his hands could be from smoking crack all night, it could just as easily be paint or charcoal from drawing.

  66. gared says – reply to this


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    Why are his hands always so filthy? Is that a crack thing?

  67. gared says – reply to this


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    Re: uhm – You're fluent in "crack" lol

  68. Shona says – reply to this


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    I understood every word, but i am a brit! None of it made sense though but that's what crack does for u!

  69. Becky says – reply to this


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    I heard him say crack…

  70. Lanel says – reply to this


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    Why are people worshiping and and adoring crack head drug addicts that happen to use a piece of charcoal or happends to take paint to canvass!! Im sure his hand are dirty from his artistic side lol, like taking hands to ass and forgetting to wash them after droping some amys in the pool. awwww

  71. kim says – reply to this


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    how great that people can now document their mispent youth, one day he may be a pillar of the community at 56 years old, and all it will take is one click of the mouse and "remember when"….i am glad no one recored my "mishaps"

  72. Bilo says – reply to this


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    You look great Pete….Good to see you!



  73. 73

    All I understood was "crack"!



  74. 74

    He's such a mess. Poor guy.

  75. chele says – reply to this


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    ur being silly, he is actually audible. Although I love you Perez, I'm not sure you have much to go on this one. Pete is ridiculous with out any help. OXOXOOXOXOXOOXOXO

  76. ally_ says – reply to this


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    uhm..
    what the FUCK is he saying?

    crackk headd!

  77. PoorG says – reply to this


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    Whoa. I just feel sorry for the guy. He's going thru some ish. Haven't been down that dark path before, but you can tell by the clip that he's not in a good place. Of course, all the critics are posting smack about the guy, but I can't help but feeling for the fella.

  78. Presh says – reply to this


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    WTF is he on about?? Talk about a doped up loser.

  79. Esthe says – reply to this


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    You must be hard up to fill space to post any of his crap on your site…it makes me wonder if he's also a paying "advertiser" too (along with your many other), Perez Pac-Man as you gobble up those buck$!

  80. haha says – reply to this


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    Somebody needs to give this dumb shit a gun to play with

  81. LaLa says – reply to this


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    HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!! So freakin' hilarious!! But know what? He actually looks pretty cute for a crack ho. The paparazzi photos don't really do him any justice, he looks like babyface jailbait in them. Seeing him live, now I can see why Kate Moss would find him attractive. I guess when the both of you are addicts, who needs stimulating conversation?

  82. Laure says – reply to this


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    Well i can understand him just fine!!
    Honestly id say the people that cudnt underestand it are more then likely american or something….. no offence!!!
    Hes talking about the fact that he fucked his laptop out the window and then went down to get it back and it isnt in that bad of a state. Then he says hes about to go to a gig and is gona take us along and see him backstage and then he'll go on stage and then come off stage …. he wants to show us what its really like!!!

    Jeeeeez it isnt that hard to understand

  83. bob p says – reply to this


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    I'm going to take a crack and drink 10 bottles of wisky and after that i will translate the blabla

  84. angel says – reply to this


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    i can understand him because im from london and most idiots here speak like that but what he is saying makes absolutely no sense what so ever!!

  85. Cat says – reply to this


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    Yeah I can understand.. I am from London tho lol

  86. Nicol says – reply to this


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    It's perfectly clear what he's saying. I don't know why Perez even cares about Pete Doherty it's not like he has any respect for musical genius.