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Posted: June 18, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Game over Mario - buh-bye!
Re: Mr. G – FUCK YEAH!! i couldn't AGREE MORE!!! … Mario, te estas auto-jodiendo!! venderte de esta forma tan barata makes me SICK!!!
Re: Taraj – Lets all hope this is a joke!!…this would have been a good april fools joke
Are you going to write something on your blog when this BOMBS?
I don't really understand… do the European Perezzers get calls from you in the middle of the night due to the timedifference? Or is it only working for American phone numbers?
READ THE COMMENTS, BITCH!
Nobody wants this silly service…
What about us on the other side of the ocean?
This is exactly $4.99 too much!! Count me out !!! Oh, and the girls from my office say you're a douchebag sell out.
Love u n all Perez but i aint playing
I'd rather eat my cash than give it to you, Perez.
Okay, baby I love you…but I'm not about to pay 5 dollars a month for that lol. If it was free I'd be all over it!!! But…no…lol sorry sweet cakes!
An Open Letter to Perez Hilton:
Perez you have made a huge mistake by making yourself the story in your blog. Your endless self-promotion, schilling merchandise and now offering a 4.99 phone service to your loyal readers. People admire you Mario because of your outsider status in the "Land of Want and Need" that is known as Los Angeles. Unfortunately, you have become what you claim to despise.
Recently, some of your comments including calling Kirsten Dunst, who is a very talented actress, a rehabed, washed up has been border on cruel. I have struggled with drug addiction and it's not pretty. I can't imagine dealing with it under the paparazzi fish bowl that feeds the cult of celebrity in Hollywood.
There's a difference between being clever and being intelligent Perez and here lately you have been neither. From one gay man to another, If you continue down this path it will be the biggest fall of a quasi-psuedo celebrity in the history of entertainment.
The only thing they like more in the entertainment industry besides building you up is tearing you down. You have enjoyed a honeymoon with the press Perez but the vultures are starting to circle. Even Spencer Pratt craweld out from his hole to cheer on your demise.
Save yourself Perez, because in the end love is all we got. Money, fame and celebrity is a slippery slope and a poor replacement for loving yourself.
Good Luck and God Bless,
David B
Rip off. Sell out. Lame
WHO WOULD DO THAT? what sad induvidual would PAY for celebrity gossip. I admit i think browsing on this site but i would never pay for it, i can do without!
I guess I will get my gossip from TMZ from here on.
Apparently there's nothing beneath you as long as money is involved.
No. I am not interested in paying a fee to get interrupted with this stuff. I check it out when I'm bored, but I have a life and don't need it interrupted by "news" that Speidi was seen having dinner.
i wish people would say $5 instead of $4.99…
and sorry perez, but this is a fail. i don't know anyone who would waste money like this. i mean, you're going to post it on the site later anyway!
uh…no thanks. My karma is already bad enough by visiting your site.
Looks like fagboy is just taking a lot of shitty ideas to make a buck and throwing them against the wall to see what sticks.
This sounds like a goldmine you effing retard
I want the old Perez back, the one who cared more about making witty comments and reporting every silly celebrity factoid then shameless self-promotion. If you find him, let me know.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where do I sign up?
Douchebag
As a long time reader, I will not sign up, why would I have to pay for messages about rumors and gossip regarding people I don't know. And, to get it by phone…nooo. My phone is for people I know and emergencies. I am fine getting my juice when I want it…having to pay almost 5 bucks? I don't understand that..anyone who would pay needs to get a life and donate that to the poor or something not to a web guy who makes $$$ talking junk about other peoples lives. Sorry but this does bother me. I guess Perez you need MORE money. Free enterprise..This is your way of trying to get it. Good luck getting suckers who will pay. I just lost respect for you, the little bit that I had that is .
Re: david – Great post David. This Perez fools is a full on fame whore, who doesn't quite grasp that yet. He figures presenting at the MMA was a big deal. Not a big deal when the MMA are tried and full of commercialized crap and commercialized bands with NO TALENT. Sort of like the fat, washed up asshole called Mario.
Mario, you fat bastard, why don't you post up your Manhunt profile for the world to see? When you were little, you must have been picked on an awful lot to make you this washed up, over the hill bitchy queen that you are today.
I'd love to be able to draw cocks on your face, sperm running down your cheeks and post false "gossip" about your affair with 5 German tourists and a vat of oil. I'd also make you have a bad drug habit, bad skin and a pock marked cellulite ass (but you no doubt already have the latter).
In fact, as part of my new website, you will be featured once a week eating dick, drowning in drugs, or sleeping with everyone who will let you.
Fascist fuckwad.
Oh yes yes sign me up now! My number is 555-111-LOOSA…oh I can't wait to shell out 5 bucks for gossip…woooopee…my life is complete.
What makes you think ppl can afford an extra 4.99 a month for phone calls in this economy? Check back after Barack fixes everything then maybe we'll have that to throw away…
You americens are going down the tube.Instead of thinking for yourselves you are being brainwashed and giving your money away for sleeze. Learn someth. do something your country is almost dead and you guys are gossiping.Incredible.
I didn't realize one could CAPITALIze ON TRASH!
For a man that steals pictures and gossip from other sources…You'd think he'd have some enlightening insight on the stories to make up for it. Unfortunately, all we get are his weak opinions and tired, mediocre wit. Not to mention the shameless self-promoting…And FOR WHAT?
Perez, you don't do anything original. You don't add style, personality, or charisma to any endeavor you embark upon…Bitch, it's all been done before, and it's been done BETTER.
You want instant lameness? Tack the Perez Hilton "brand" where desired.
Perez Hilton: A mediocre zero scraping at the bottom of the barrel where his 15 minutes of fame used to be.
Perez Hilton: The ultimate crown of shit.
this is sooo unbelieveable dump…everybody who sings up for that bullshit is just pathetic and really should donate the money for a good cause instead…I can't believe that gay fatass plays it cheap like that…and I'm really not against gays but perez just whores it out to an unbelieveable disgusting level…If I would be gay I would be soooo ashamed of him really!!! and your "clothing line" just sucks…
Perez stop the scheming and scaming, all you do is cut and paste gossip from other sites and from losers emailing you made up shit. You're just chomping at he bit thinking if you get a couple of bucks from each of the so called 2 million readers per month, you can strut your fat arrogant ass around and thumb your nose at them. Good luck on that. First you havent done anything to deserve the money and 2nd you have 10 times the haters over supporters. I can do without the gossip big boy. Put the money you are already getting from this site into the bank instead of on jenny craig food, personal trainers and gym fees. If you get off your fat ass and walk a mile every day and stay out of taco bell you lose the weight. You've gone from greedy over food to greedy over money. You don't deserve any more money that any one else.
Is it me or does Perez look like Stevo from jackAss in that pick?
Maybe the seven people who showed up at your Hot Topic gig will sign up for it. I know I'm not. Like my personal favorite gossip girl, Evil Beet, as well as many people who have commented below, have already pointed out: Why the hell would you pay for something you already get for free? Dumbest idea ever.
You really are just a big assed loser. It's remotely sad.
You must be hitting the crack pipe if you think I'd pay for this shit. Let me clue you in on something, P Crappy…. your site is a guilty pleasure for me and that's it. I will never click on your links, buy your shit, or buy anything you support. Your site entertains me sometimes but I think you're a complete prick and you make me sick. It's kind of like I'm the stupid high school jock and you're the ugly fat girl I fucked when I was really drunk one night.
Re: Kimmy – Right on! I have some questions Perez..I love you and you rock out. But how exactly is this going to work? Hundreds of thousands of ppl read this site. So when those thousands of ppl get phone calls ALL AT THE SAME TIME…what happens when some roll to voice mail and others don't? Do you have it timed exactly to know how long people's answering messages are?..oh wait..you don't know how long people's answering messages are…so what happens people miss part of the "gossip" if you have it programmed to starting the message when a voice on the other side picks up..not knowing if it is actually a person or answering machine????..so how IS this going to work?????????? Answers please before I waste my money!!!!
This is so wrong. Now we have to pay for gossip? It start small, then people got interested in your site because we like it and now we have to pay? This is so wrong.
Um…is that a joke? Why would i pay for something i can access for free online? And that's a little extreme…a phone call? weird…
you should make a gossip on the go texting thing, like gossip girl!
that would be bomb
kill this already.
Re: Lisa – youre a fucking idiot. Its not about the phone call, its the fact he wants to charge 5 bucks for what people can get for free. It's about Perez being a hypocrite and going after everything he made fun of before. But now his head is getting too big for his own good and is becoming a sell out and its making his fans angry that hes been such a douche. THATS WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!
just how does this work, I wonder? Does Perez phone personally? Does he have employees phone you who fake his voice and mannerisms? He can't spend his time calling people, he'd never get any work done!
Sooo … where's the catch?
yea but i can just get on the internet for FREE at work and see the same stuff. FREE=better than $5. But have fun to all the trend-whores! I know you love it!
Right after I subscribe to this I'm going to go back to sportsphone and weatherphone and say goodbye to the Internet.
Its really not that bad of an idea. I would not pay for it but losers like you probably look for a little fulfillment in your life. You desperately cling to the hope that if you listen to his/her bullshit…you could feel like you are part of something greater than your tiny little selves. Support the over the phone service. After all, paying over the phone and by the minute is probably the only way you will ever be satisfied. Have a disney day!!!
4.99? i dont even thinks its work cents.. id rather sign on to the internet and read it off my phone every few hours thanks.. wow perez this is just making me dislike u more and more lately.. im so tired of you.. ur like beyonce u need to just go away
wow here i thought i was the only one thinking that paying for something i get for free is crazy! i think that this celebrity you are getting is going to your head and as everyone in the business PEREZ im sorry to say that you have become STINGY!! not fierce and your a hot mess!! do the proceeds got to your pocket? or to the numerouse kids in need that you have on your webiste? Cmon think of the little people who cant afford as much as you can NOW. I mean give a free tshirt from your line - you have money now and dont say you dont. Will you speak on this on your site?
No offense but who in god's good name is going to pay for this?? I wouldn't want my phone ringing with some stupid recorded message of perez talking about stupid celeb nonsense. Why would I pay to be annoyed? No thanks! Maybe if it was $2 a month for text messages then MAYBE more people would buy it, but then there'd be no point in visiting the site! This whole thing sucks! Just stop trying milk your "fans" money! Not many people like you personally perez and therefore hardly anyone is going to buy your crap, except for stupid teenage girls who use daddy's credit card.
Cheap bastard…you make enough money.
Really.
Anyone STUPID enough to buy this deserved to be robbed.
you make enough from your advertisers.
And by the way, some of your stuff is not news, it's rehashed from other sites.
Awww don't sell out Perez! Your website should always come first!!!
i am totally on board with bailing this site. TMZ is free and actually has links to their competitors on their web site instead of blatant advertisements that only line mario's pockets. this first started for me with the incessant positive blogs about that man agyness dean and then then your clown-like hot topic clothes line…and has ended today with the coldplay ads after you have consistently given them bad reviews and press and then your hawking this horrid idea. thanks for making this an EASY choice for me! shame on you.
ok, first off your so desperate its sickening. that being said this is a ridiculous idea to try to charge your fans for nonsense recorded phone calls when then they can get it for free on the internet. you are so pathetic man, you try to act like you give a shit about "good causes" but its just your weak way of distracting america into thinking you have somewhat good intentions. also i would much rather give my whole wallet to a homeless person before i gave you a fucking dime of my money. nice try and oh yes by the way i find it really humorous how you muster the nerve to try and say who needs work done and who doesnt. i mean seriously you have a TRIPLE CHIN and a gut like santa claus GIVE EVERYONE A FUCKING BREAK!
HOLY SHIT!! This is the most brilliant idea you've had since your Hot Topic clothing line! I can't believe that I'd get to use my cell phone minutes and pay you $4.99 a month to have the pleasure of getting several prerecorded calls a day from you telling me how Rumer Willis has a Potato Head… or reporting on yourself signing autographs at a mall.
Hahaha. I'm just kidding. This is fucking retarded. What idiot would sign up for this? You're really milking the last of your fifteen minutes of fame for all they're worth!
another wrong marketing move, what next? an areobics video?
Shut UP! How f*cking annoying, Perez!
I'm sorry this hasn't worked out like you hoped Perez. I'm a bit dissapointed here. Why would I want to pay $5 for this?????? First off, it's probably already on TMZ. I think this is retarted and words just can't describe. Maybe if you texted me….maybe…I would pay like $1.99 a month. But not a stupid phone call for 5.99 when I can just go to people.com or TMZ…where the info is probably more factual anyway……
I ain't paying for chismes Perez, What's next? you charging us for posting comments on here?
Now that his fashion line has flopped, he's peddling something else. Perez, be content with the huge advertising revenue associated with your craptastic, recycled news website. You're making a ton of money from scribbling on photos and taking stories from other websites.
You're charging???? HAAAAAAAA Who do you think you are?
who fucking wants to pay for this shit?
You're Fucking Nuts bud, If you think i'm going to pay for this. Entertaining yes but pay..no thanks
From: Canada
YEAH RIGHT ASSHOLE, NOBODY'S GONNA PAY FOR THAT BULLSHIT
I love perez but i have to say that this is terrible. come on perez! how could u even think of something like that? that's pretty low!
I emailed him this idea way over a year ago! What the heck!?!
Team Denise…
Yeah Denise is bitter, but I would be too if the public continued to embrace my ex, if he was as gross and perverted as Charlia Sheen!!
WOW PEREZ!
YOU ARE S U C H A FUCKING IDIOT!
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD WE WANT A STUPID ASS PHONECALL ON ABOUT SOME PERSON WE DON'T EVEN KNOW!?
YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT, CELEBRITIES ARE NORMAL PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I,
EXCEPT HAVE TALENTS, UNLIKE YOU.
YOU'RE AN IDIOTIC MORON.
TALK ABOUT GETTING A JOB,
YOU'RE SUCH A LOW-LIFE, $5.99, STUPID ASS!
WOW!
You think all these negative comments have hit home or what? Ole windbag hasn't posted something about himself in almost 5 pages. When was the last time he went more than two pages without hawking something of his or showing himself trying to be the celebrity. All of a sudden he seems to be concentrating on the blog. Worried much?
@hmmm…damn right! I was suprised too he focused -thank god to non-perez-personal-related-shit … so refreshing…I really really doesn't want to hear anything again about himself, his "parties", his "clothing-line"…next thing is…he should really stop being "political" - thats just so wrong here…everybody who bases his knowledge and his opinion about politics on "what perez sez" is just…ja just hopeless!!! and pleas please THAT really annoys the heck out of me…he should stop being such a darn hypocrite when it comes to his "a worthwhile cause" shit…pleeeeeeeeeeeeze
back to the roots perez!!!
Wow.Sorry, no way. You've sunk wayyy low Perez. I've been faithful, but making your FAITHFUL readers, the people that have made you pay THAT much for THIS? Way to bite the hand that feeds you. (Or fed you in my case!)
Hi Perez… I think this a bad idea due to that fact that if people want to receive text messages on their phone they shouldn't have to pay for it. They should be charge the rate they incur from their phone company. Many news stations and web sites allow you to sign up for free to receive alerts. Why must you be different??
PEREZ SUCKS!! WE LOVE THE EVIL BEET!!!!!!!
"U guys have been wanting this for a while, and we're thrilled we finally have the technology to meet your wants and needs for the most up-to-the minute celebrity juicy."
LIKE WHO???? Well, all the comments I've been reading…..NO ONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND IS WILLING TO PAY $4.99 to hear crap you can read online for FREE! COP OUT!
Dude, you gotta realize this site is a guilty pleasure. No offense, but we don't come here to be lead by you. We like that it's constantly updated and is unapologetic and you break stories. No one thinks you are a celebrity or would get nervous if they saw you on the street. I think most consider you like a shock jock or something- amusing, but pretty shallow and fame-whoring. The site is fun, but the rest isn't really a priority. Don't make a tool of yourself. This won't be an empire and you won't be a Howard Stern-like messianic figure. Just keep things as they are, and wait for a groundswell of demand before you go talking about an empire or brand. You have a website, not a brand.
perez, not one person wants this. out of every comment, not a single person said they'd sign up…that's really saying something. i think maybe you should issue an apology to your loyal readers for trying to scam us into paying for something that is free otherwise. face it, visiting your site is a guilty pleasure, a time passing activity if you will.
I used to be a regular daily reader of Perez. Now all you do is self promote and its boring. I only come now when Evil Beet makes fun of you!!!
Face it - you sold out and now you are making a fool of yourself. Didn't you get the hint when no fans bothered to turn up to see you??
People don't come to this site to read about you Perez - the sooner you work that out the better.
are you kidding me?
like i understand you want to make moola…
but dude.
chill.
no one is going to pay five bucks for something they can get for free.
nice try though!
I cant stand looking at your face without getting nauseous…WHHYY would I want to listen to your voice?