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We Can't Handle It!!!!!

Filed under: Anglophilia > Yummy Yummy Screw > Fashion Smashion > David Beckham

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Another new David Beckham for Emporio Armani Underwear ad was unveiled Wednesday in San Francisco.

Too hot!!!!!!!!!!!

They need to sell life-size cutouts of this.

It would be a BIG seller - like Beck's pacakge!

Yum to infinity!

[Thanks Elbert.]

190 comments to “We Can't Handle It!!!!!”

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  1. nicki says – reply to this


    101

    You know, he does look yummy, but I find the ad distasteful. I mean come on, kids see this stuff too and we wonder why kids are the way they are.

  2. tonya says – reply to this


    102

    HELL YEAH…..VERY NICE

  3. COSMO says – reply to this


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  4. choco says – reply to this


    104

    STUPID!!!!!!!!!



  5. 105

    I'm so in love with this man… is love and lust.

  6. Dee says – reply to this


    106

    oooooohhhhhh lalala

  7. Atika says – reply to this


    107

    OK. Enough of this. I don't mind Beck's ads in magazines, they are sexy afterall, but this is way TOO MUCH!! I wouldn't want my small children to see this. Too much of a good thing…:-(

  8. Jules says – reply to this


    108

    I need to go downtown today = )

  9. kim says – reply to this


    109

    Um, isn't that huge ad a bit too risque for the streets??? Kids DO live in San Francisco…

  10. Me says – reply to this


    110

    I wonder what brand of sock was used to stuff that????

  11. mrsEa says – reply to this


    111

    OMFG THIER IS A GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SAVING AS MY SCREENSAVER…LOL
    POSH YOU LUCK BITCH

  12. midwe says – reply to this


    112

    aiiiiiiiiiii mucho calientez…wish I was Mrs Beckham would like to lick that load

  13. Chris says – reply to this


    113

    Oh there is a park across from that wonderful picture…. can't wait to sit and look at it for hours!



  14. 114

    THANK YOU PEREZ!!!! U JUST MADE MY DAY 100 TiMES BETTER. KEEP UP ALL OF THE WORK YOU DO….SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO iT, RiGHT?



  15. 115

    THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU PEREZ!!! YOU JUST MADE MY DAY!!

  16. karen says – reply to this


    116

    Hubba hubba and yummmm-o. I even love his thighs.

  17. HJ says – reply to this


    117

    Get a grip. We can handle it!

  18. veron says – reply to this


    118

    again… not fair that this man is so fucking gorgeous. i would love to take just a bite out of him… mmmmm…. so good

  19. Sam says – reply to this


    119

    "Yum" my ass. Enough already! His package–in your face and everywhere–is getting to be VERY annoying and, frankly, disgusting. Who the hell but a sex starved perv like you, Perez, would want to look at THAT while walking down the street?

  20. C_* says – reply to this


    120

    That's…Huge
    thats…yum



  21. 121

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    POSH YOUR A LUCKY BITCH ;-)

  22. devil says – reply to this


    122

    Big fuckin deal. Yawn. let's move on…AFTER he actually proves he can play a full season of football without a myriad of injuries. Guess he has to earn his millions somehow, and it ain't by playing football!
    And I agree with Bulls(hit)– you're a hypocrite. It's okay for a straight man to take his clothes off so you can drool all over him, but Lindsay has a gay relationship and T.R. Knight and his boyfriend are out and a positive influence, and NPH and David Burtka, and all you can do is make fun of them. WTF, Mario??? You are a hyprocite. How abut stopping the haterade towards gay people for once, you self hater.

  23. eb says – reply to this


    123

    I am sure his kids are very proud. Oh look daddy is in his underware in a large poster in front of a big store building. HOW EMBARRASSING!!!

  24. marve says – reply to this


    124

    OMFG
    vicky is one lucky bitch

  25. Erin says – reply to this


    125

    He's hot and all but I wonder how his kids feel about seeing their father like that.

  26. FUKNO says – reply to this


    126

    HE GOT BALLZ!

  27. pEEPS says – reply to this


    127

    My husband wants David Beckham to know that he officially hates him. When I showed him the billboard, he said "Sorry, I give up. I can't compete with a dick that is one story high and as wide as the letter A in Macy's". And then he wept. I, on the other hand, am planning a trip to Union Square in San Francisco. Sigh!

  28. puNKN says – reply to this


    128

    Re: eb – Ooh, you really told Perez! So glad that the spelling police are on this website!

  29. Alann says – reply to this


    129

    Who else is sick of hearing about who Perez wants to go to bed with? I don't care if he is gay, but does he have to share so much. Most people consider their private life, well, private, unless they are just a slut!

  30. joker says – reply to this


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    NOTE TO ALL FAT MEN: If you do NOT look like this please keep your shirts on during the summer!!! No one, especially us ladies, want to see your sweating beer bellies.

  31. EVS says – reply to this


    131

    yep, this has to be a wedding gift for all the gay newlyweds in SF. Loves it!

  32. Saddd says – reply to this


    132

    how can i get that in my room?

  33. DAVID says – reply to this


    133

    omg i would so buy the armani posters if they had them

  34. Cari says – reply to this


    134

    Yeah, he's hot, but alllll his tattoos are NOT!!! He ruined his perfect body by doing that to himself. GROSS!

  35. Jaye says – reply to this


    135

    Ok I thought it was just me. I don't see why this guy is so hot. He looks ok, but frankly I'm not interested in seeing half naked strangers.

  36. marc says – reply to this


    136

    he is hot and Im glad he did this but where is his dick? he looks like a ken doll bump

  37. tinem says – reply to this


    137

    hahha The Cheesecake Factory at the top should be renamed Beefcake Factory

  38. confe says – reply to this


    138

    for some reason he doesn't do much for me.
    his undies look a tad 'stuffed,' and he needs some body hair..

  39. .dais says – reply to this


    139

    OMGaaawd!!! Totally drooling right now.. :0
    He's so daaaamn HOT!!!!

    ps.
    get off perez's nuts..hate him so much… solution, stop coming/reading his site!

  40. littl says – reply to this


    140

    oh….my….god!

    :D

  41. Sarah says – reply to this


    141

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  42. SARAH says – reply to this


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    OMG THATS THE MOST SEXY AD I EVER SEE THANKS GOD FOR ARMINI AND BECKS THATS IS REALLY MAJOR …. LOVE YOU BECKS AND PEREZ KISSES EVERYBODY.

  43. manda says – reply to this


    143

    Why can't we have that kind of billboard displays where I live… I'd say screw gas prices, let's drive by again!! Good Lord, that is male perfection.

  44. dijhi says – reply to this


    144

    Typical Perez, first your done fisting Teddy, now you want to fuck a cardboard picture. Your still a DOUCHEBAG PEREZ.

    A Liberal : A person so open minded that their brains have fallen out.

  45. grito says – reply to this


    145

    It's spelled P-A-C-K-A-G-E.
    Do you need an editor for your site? I'm available for a great price. :)

  46. NcYBY says – reply to this


    146

    SWEET JEESUS!

  47. bette says – reply to this


    147

    WHY MUST GAY GUYS ALWAYS RESORT TO THIS! Do you always have to act like a dog in heat?

  48. jen says – reply to this


    148

    there are going to be some SERIOUS accidents on that road!!!

  49. carly says – reply to this


    149

    am i the only one who was disturbed by this picture? the american dream at its finest. *vomits*

  50. rose says – reply to this


    150

    holy fuck

  51. rose says – reply to this


    151

    Re: grito – this is a blog, you stupid fuck. get over it.

  52. blah says – reply to this


    152

    yuuuuuuuummmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  53. mese says – reply to this


    153

    DAMN..it should be a SIN to be that
    damn FINE, SEXY, HOTT, AND HANDSOME.
    PRAISE GOD FOR DAVID BECKHAM.

  54. hoott says – reply to this


    154

    Lookkkkksss TOTALLY hhooot!! yummy… but that package .. kinda fake!

  55. MESE says – reply to this


    155

    DAMN…it must be a SIN to look that
    damn..SEXY, FINE, HOTT, AND HANDSOME
    thank GOD for DAVID BECKHAM!!!

  56. hoott says – reply to this


    156

    Re: Bull – yumy! would you show it to me!!! ;)

  57. Photo says – reply to this


    157

    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO
    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO
    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO
    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO
    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO
    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO
    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO
    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO
    ITS AMAZING WHAT PHOTOSHOP CAN DO

  58. Spice says – reply to this


    158

    His dick's not that big, JUST ASK REBECCA LOOS!

  59. flor says – reply to this


    159

    BIG FREAKING DEAL.

  60. eli says – reply to this


    160

    DAMN!!! YUMMY!!! Real life version of the David…

  61. Lee says – reply to this


    161

    One word: stuffed!

  62. Anonymous says – reply to this


    162

    omg yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  63. alyss says – reply to this


    163

    wooo i was there! i met him and he was SOO NICE :]

  64. DL says – reply to this


    164

    So yummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  65. 165

    yummy!

  66. Jenny says – reply to this


    166

    OMG FUCKING GOD HE IS FUCKING HOT HOLLY MAN

  67. helen says – reply to this


    167

    oh how kinky

  68. jjjjj says – reply to this


    168

    perez you are sooooo gay!

  69. James says – reply to this


    169

    He is not that hot! Gross man!

  70. Jenn says – reply to this


    170

    Put me in the middle of a Beckham/A-Rod sandwich, and I could die happy.

  71. YEAHH says – reply to this


    171

    I'VE SEEN HIS PACKAGE, Y'ALL, AND THE LORD SURE WAS GOOD TO HIM!!

  72. the o says – reply to this


    172

    yummy! he is the best looking english man i've ever seen. Hed turn a straight guy gay!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. BryGu says – reply to this


    173

    "Why must straight dudes always resort to THIS????

    Such bullshit!" — Mario

  74. Gigi says – reply to this


    174

    yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk. he has become as disgusting as his wife. He is now the male pamela anderson.. how sad and emasculating for someone who used to have so much talent..

  75. gigi says – reply to this


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    Re: abbie
    I accept your challenge Abbie, I won't look at this site again if you don't. I hate it anyway, especially posh and becks. the only upside is its free! But its stupid and I'm over it thanks for the reminder. Perez thinks he gets 4 million hits a day which I highly doubt More like 400 'eh perez? Bye Bye..

  76. M says – reply to this


    176

    He is soooooo HOT

  77. Brahm says – reply to this


    177

    Get a spellchecker Perez! You know, computers, Internet, software, automatic, 21st century and all. Sheesh!



  78. 178

    so hot!

  79. Amber says – reply to this


    179

    Think if you were the person that made that huge poster- you could stand on his dick- that is probably like the size of a room. CRAZY.

  80. Aliso says – reply to this


    180

    That is so HOT. Go SF/Armani.

  81. Jess says – reply to this


    181

    Lol I can see it everyday then, I always go downtown.



  82. 182

    Wow, I can't wait to see what they will use in their Thanksgiving Day Parade!

  83. bee says – reply to this


    183

    I LOVE men, but this guy does nothing for me.

  84. Jenni says – reply to this


    184

    Oh Dear.

  85. Charl says – reply to this


    185

    This man is absolutely gorgeous

  86. Charl says – reply to this


    186

    He is drop dead gorgeous

  87. Alway says – reply to this


    187

    am I the only one who thinks he can do way better than that fug wife of his???

  88. Deeee says – reply to this


    188

    he is just too hotttt w/ his nice package ahaha



  89. 189

    MY GOD….!!!

  90. NY says – reply to this


    190

    Re: MsFor – I AGREE WITH U TOO. HES HANDSOME BUT DOES NOTHING FOR ME. DANIEL CRAIG? OH YEAH!..BUT WOW HES GOING DOWN AS AN ICON.

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