Will Work For Food
Filed under: Brooke Hogan > When Celebrities Blog
Brooke Hogan is DESPERATE.
The reality TV star and failed singer is fishing for work.
She's taken to her official blog, begging someone to hire her!
Says Brooke:
BROOKE NOW ACCEPTING PERFORMANCE AND APPEARANCE DATES!!!
Category: MusicBrooke is now accepting offers for Live Tour Dates, Live Performances, and Appearances.
Call now to book a date. Brooke's schedule fills up quickly and she doesn't wanna let anyone down!
Paradise Artists
Charlie Davis- 805-6468433
http://www.paradiseartists.com/artists/brooke_hogan/index.html***************************
RockStar Promote
Greg- 323-782-8056
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Any takers?????
We're sure Brooke's fee is very very affordable.
She'll probably even blow you….and your dog too!
Posted: June 20, 2008 at 12:30 pm
She's been through so much with her family..
this is kinda embarrassing though =/
How much for her to polish my nob?
Take a hint, chick………you're not relevant, and nobody cares about you.
Wow, that is kind of embarrassing. She'd be a pretty girl if she'd lay off the tranny make-up, tacky outfits and fake tanning. Still though, at this point she should realize that she might just have to go and get a real job. Real jobs aren't all bad. Or better still, she should go to school and get a degree.
I would'nt let the cunt cut my grass
Yes, we get it. Who in their right mind would want this to sing for you. Hell I'm sure I could save the $1.95 and just sing to myself.
However…
Really, that's uncalled for and is just vulgar.
Her schedule fills quickly???? She doesn't want to let anyone down?? What a crock of bullshit. That gave me a chuckle.
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING MEAN TO HER?
Her family is falling apart and she has to watch her mom with that young guy, her brother is in jail, and her dad is a cheater. Why must you always go after the girls who are in turmoil, ya fuckin bully
uhhh, doesnt she have a show call "brooke knows best" coming out in july on VH1? yeah, you make money on that…you dont need a job. or at least VH1 is giving her a show for free.
uhh this is kinda pathetic
This whole family sucks and if you think Brooke has talent, Ihave snow in Alaska to sell you. Why doesn't the press just focus on hopefully any positive reactions that poor marine might be having? I think no matter what he and his family deserve honorable mention when it comes to dealing with a person in his capacity. The Hogan's have and always will be a joke. They have no morals and you could tell by their show that they think money is better than god. I think like other people the phone calls are fake, I think the Attorney needs a PR consultant to save these people from themselves. We hear there's trouble in the Playboy Mansion, maybe Brooke needs to apply, Hef still gets airtime and we hear the benefits are quite good!
Ew! Stop being such a bitch to Brooke! I think she has enough on her plate. That post was desperate, yes. But so was your report. Weak, Perez. Talk more shit ab D. Richards.
The stupid ass Hogan need to leave the planet…they are all fucked up, one more then the next.
Money, money, money. That is all this family talks about. She has no talent as a singer her daddy bought that for her now she has the nerve to beg for jobs to earn her money. This family is so fake, so creepy, and so disfuncutional.
By the way is that an alocolic beverage in her hand? Drinking while somebody else is driving. Boy her family learned their lesson on underaged drinking and driving and almost killing your BFF!! What scumbags, by the way go hook yourself on the cornerI MEAN U ARE ALREADY DRESSED FOR IT!
NO WAY I WOULDNT DO HER - YOU WOULD HAVE TO FASTEN A PLANK OF WOOD TO YOUR BACKSIDE TO PREVENT FALLING INTO HER BIG OL WELLY BOOT OF A MOT - LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER PARENTS - HER RAT WOULD BE THE WIDTH OF THE GRAND CANYON - NO CHANCE OF GETTING ANY FRICTION FROM THAT OL THING !!! BIG OL WELLY BOOT !!!!
This hog can afford to go without food for a while - she can live off the blub like a sea lion.
who wants to see her???
btw- she looks like gwen stefani in this pic
Fills up quickly?? Is that why you are trying to get appearance dates on Myspace?!!??!?! what a loser.
I usually talk major shit about nick hulk and his ex wife but Brooke so far has behaved herself!! As much as nick is a little whiney shit and his father bought the alcohol!!, Brooke really isn't that bad!! She has had her major ups and downs in the career field but no major fuck ups with the law!! So cut Brooke a break!!
Pervez you suck! as a human being and a person with a heart you are a horrible person why the hell do you try to destroy these young girls lives it is not their fault you were not born a beautiful girl get over it . Do you have permission to put her blog on your site? Hopefully she can find some way to sue your ass for that it is not for your use . bad things come to bad people instead of being a thankful person you have gotten this far you are an evil mean bitter person . you should not be like that you might get paid back by fate with something horrible happening to you or your family and than it would not be funny to laugh at .you are a horribele , horrible person .
Maybe she could get on one of those nutty Japanese game shows where they pour honey or something all over tied up girls and have pigs lick it off of them. They also stick em in a tank of water with live eels. That way she can get her twat tickled too.
that sucks…
all you do is dog celebs when they are in a rut!!
So what?? She needs the money?
She's an adult.
You do what you need to do to survive.
Hello baby, how are you, baby i like brooke ….are you beautifull
i honestly feel bad for this girl…she sucks as a musician yes…but her family sucks more
It's a tough biz and Brooke is a strong girl. Give her a break. She's a great girl.
I guess she learned to sell herself from reading Perez Hilton. You hawk yourself as a possible for everything and then some, lol.
Karma, bitch. Your family has it coming.
brooke is beautiful - gorgeous face, great boobs, nice ass, INCREDIBLE LEGS, smiley and genuinely looks like she is a normal celeb.
Don't diss her - at least she wants to work for a living and do gigs. You dissed Lil Spear's boyfriend yesterday for having a labouring job yet you then diss Brooke for wanting to work as well??? Stupid fat gay.
BOYCOTT the Hogans!!!
This is funny…."Brooke's schedule fills up very quickly…." Yeah, right. LOL.
she doesn't have ANY talent…if you have to BEG to get gigs, then something ain't right. she doesn't have any hit songs and her shows are…cheap! so no wonder nobody's paid to see her perform before, they've all been free shows, someone just has to tell her point blank that she's never gonna be a successful singer. def. not on the levels of britney spears and christina aguilera…brooke also relies on her dad too much, everything: the record deal, the real-ality show, everything…if she had the talent, she'd be getting offers out the ying-yang!
Re: MissMaryLoubell_III –
You took the words out of my mouth!
Why everyone want to sing? Don´t they have any self-respect?
This whole family is desperate
quote: "Call now to book a date. Brooke's schedule fills up quickly and she doesn't wanna let anyone down!"
ROFL!
poor her
her career is in the crapper
her mom is a slut
her brother is a whiny jail boy and her dad….touches her innapropraitley
The reality of Reality TV is, they love to raise you up then suck your tits dry and shoot you out their big, hairy ass. So, be prepared, save your MONEY or you'll end up selling yourself like a hooooooooooooo bagggggggggggg!
Wow, how can you be that mean? One day this shit is going to come back on you and all of your fake celebrity friends are going to turn on you. Karma's a bitch.
She'll probably even blow you….and your dog too!
Nice Perez. You will whine and cry when someone uses the word "Fag" and you get so righteously indignant….but then you turn around and use the foulest crap on your website. The hypocrisy of you is amazing. I'm no Brooke Hogan fan but she didn't deserve that - no one does. Oh and Perez, you are one big Fag.
its been reported shes asking 25,000 per event and that includes her and 6 dancers
You are so mean but funny! I love the last line… & your dog too. Hilarious! Poor Brooke she is nice but she does dress like a ho.
I hate the Hogan family and wish they'd go back in their hole where they crawled out of.
Nick is a nobody who never was and I'm sick of Hollywood pushing celebrities offspring in my face like they are the new Hollywood brat-pack.
The whole crew can eat a dick.
hey brooke, loser! you're not a real hippie from back in the day, so stop with the old peace sign, you look stupid, REAL stupid to thise who were really there, another ass-hole that does this is kate hudson, embrace your own generation, you shit-head!
Geez Perez. That is soooo mean.
she would have done REALLY well, if she HAD followed her dad's footsteps & became a female wrestler. she could have been the next chyna only marketed better & a schtick being like the singing wrestler chick or something. as kitsch as it may be, there IS a market for it & they would have welcomed her with open arms. she had to try to be more than her capabilities, more ambitious, over-reaching, delusional. o well.
I'd pay big bucks to book Brooke for some anal. How much do you think she charges for taking a good reaming?
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Brooke Hogan is part of the upcoming Simon D Mall Tour. Check out the dates to see if she's coming to a city near you soon!
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Oh dear dog! She's on a mall tour and SHE'S NOT EVEN HEADLINING!!!!! That's like getting turned down for a job at MacDonalds.
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I have a friend who is in the local music bizzz and he claims to have slept with Brooke. Dosen't shock me she is looking for work. with all them rich daddy problems i would be trying to make my own cash too.
Suck a cock brooke you skank! and your family is a bunch of white trashed wacko jackos!!!
I really like Brooke!
Leave Her alone!!
Re: Larry – You're the cock sucker!
homosexualality + Beastiality =PEREZ!
NO TALENT …LOW LIFE …S@&( BAG …TRAILER TRASH …JUST LIKE THE REST OF HER HILLBILLY FAMILY ….JUST GO AWAY ….PLEEZE ….YOU MAKA ME SICKA!
homosexualality + Beastiality =PEREZ!!
homosexualality + Beastiality =PEREZ!!!
homosexualality + Beastiality =PEREZ!!!!
GIVE US A BREAK………. Go away go enroll in school and learn HOW to be a human in today's world. Your a spoiled rich bitch daddys girl who never worked a normal day in your privileded life…..Take lessons in huminity…..WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU ! YOUR TALENTLESS….sing?????? you couldn't sing your way outa shower. your all smoke and mirrors………….Go to hell… no in their right mind needs to see you in tv…..WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT nor DO WE GIVE A F**CK….go away……OMG…….Maybe you can go and sit with John G and really see what your scumbag brother did to him… Your SUCK !!!!!
Will she rent by the hour?
I find it funny that people are insulting Brooke when really, Perez is the most ugliest one on this damn site.
Brooke is pretty, & I think she has quite a nice voice.
i feal bad but i can rember watching hogan nows best(never again)and she realy did tink shed be biger the britney spears who has sold 90 million records she realy tried to copy the britney package
same type of songs
similar outfits
dance routiens.GIVE IT UP BROOKE.
but i hope that family can try and work things out,im not a fan of any of them but its very sad whats happened.
I need a stripper at my bachlorette party
I hope her murdering brother gets the death penalty for (1) driving drunk. (2) Driving reckless with a passanger in the car. (3) Attmpted Murder. oh and I also hope he becomes some prisioners bitch and screams for his "has been" daddy name!
World Modeling Talent Agency.
I need a sleazy stripper for a bachelor party. I think she fit's the bill and I will call her……
"She'll probably even blow you….and your dog too! "
But least she doesn't take a shit while they are on a treadmill….eh Perez you fat pissant.
Brooke would make a great cocktail waitress at a strip club in Vegas. I wonder what she'd charge for an hour?
1. She is a shiteous singer/performer
2. She's a man.
3. The Graziano family released the rehab video of John
4. The video made me hate this family with everything I have. They are horrible people, Nick deserves to be in prison fo YEARS and Hulk needs to be skewered alive for being a horrible, mean person.
With all the above, I'd rather watch my dog take a shit then to ever give this family a dime of my money. THey're horrible, disgusting, talentless freaks that need to disappear.
Ill give her 10 bucks and half of a tuna sandwich
its really to bad she looks like hulks twin instead of his daughter
Here's some "free" advise Brooke, get into porn, it's about the only industry that will be interested in your ugly, talentless, groveling ass.
Here's some "free" advice Brooke, get into porn, it's about the only industry that will be interested in your ugly, talentless, groveling ass.
Who in the world cares about this degenerate fat cow anymore????? The Hogans have lost all credibility when they blamed the victim of the car crash for what happened to him. Keep this degenerate family off of television! If I want to look at whores I can drive over to the east end of town, I do not need to see this whore on TV! They obviously are Democrats. They are children raised without any morals.
I SERIOUSLY think reality shows are cursed…wtf happened to their family??
Nick hogans such a spoiled little bitch i hope he gets ass raped in jail…could give two shits about his"best friend"whos fuckn brain dead,hes worrying about his reality show when he gets out..spoiled little brat never worked a hard day in his life!
brooke seems nice.
ass rape
ass rape
ass rape
ass rape
ass rape
have fun in jail u little bitch..its gotta be better then being brain damaged!
BOYCOTT THE HOGANS
BOYCOTT THE HOGANS
BOYCOTT THE HOGANS
BOYCOTT THE HOGANS
BOYCOTT SELFISH
BOYCOTT DISGUSTING
BOYCOTT MONEY HUNGRY
BOYCOTT CARELESS
BOYCOTT HEARTLESS
BOYCOTT ASSHOLES
BOYCOTT TRASH
BOYCOTT SICK
BOYCOTT HORRIBLE
BOYCOTT SELF CENTERED
BOYCOTT NARSISTIC
BOYCOTT NARSISTIC
BOYCOTT NARSISTIC
BOYCOTT NARSISTIC
BOYCOTT BRAIN DEAD AND THEY DON'T CARE,THEY CARE ABOUT THEIR REALITY SHOWS AND THEIR MONEY NOT ABOUT A HUMAN LIFE
One day soon when this untalented family finally runs out of money, I will see Brooke Hogan on the street begging for money. It is then that I will whip out my cock and urinate all over her, zip up and walk away.
For $25G you can take your entire family, church, classmates and neighbors to the zoo and listen to the hyena's instead of hiring this dumb cunt. Which is more talented? You decide.
She should consider doing porn. She's got the fake tits and hair already.
don't make fun of brooke hogan. she's trying to be normal and work while her whole family is falling apart around her! have a heart perez i know you do!
Re: Pooti –
you're kidding, right? she's friggen anorexic!