Incest Is Best
Filed under: Playboy
A shocking new book about Hugh Hefner is about to come out - dropping bombshells about the media mogul - and it's all true!
"This is the most authoritative book ever written about me . . . It's all essentially true," says Hugh, who cooperated with Steven Watts and gave him access to his personal papers for the soon-to-be released book Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream.
So, what are the most shocking allegations????
1) Hugh's had gay sex. Not so shocking!
and
2) Hef once had a foursome with his brother, his wife and his sister-in law. And, yes, Hugh banged his sister-in-law while his brother watched.
Ewwwwww!!!!!
Posted: June 22, 2008 at 3:49 pm




reallllly old pic people. get with it.
Perez what happened to your eye?
WOW!
FIRST OF ALL WHATS UP WITH YOUR EYE?!?!
SECOND THTS REALLY GROSS.
EWWW.
Wesley Snipes beat his ass that's what happend to his eye
only a handful of the ppl on here know whats up…damn are you all that stupid you forgot that perez left his eye-makeup on from a photoshoot a few months ago? he didn't get his ass beat…yet
wow. you look like a monster/fat pink haired hippo.
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How nice!
He can tell how it all happened to his sweet little grand children.
I'm sure they'll enjoy a nice family foursome story that they can all pass on from generation to generation!
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I have never approved what Hef does or the way he lives his life, but the fact that he has had sex with his brothers wife, while the brother watches is disgusting!!! I am not shocked about the gay sex… Hef is a dirty, horny, old man!!! Give it up Hef… quit trying to get any attention that you can.
you know… some things are better left unsaid. secondly, what is wrong with your eye perez?
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Boy you gained that weight back fast Perez!
eww that nasty ass hideous perv old saggy fart bag needs to go to hell already
HAHAHAHAH ur eye! hope that hurt
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You're a tard. This is an old pic and he already expained the eye. You just had to know where to look for his explanation.
Did Adam Sandler punch your lights out for picking on his little girl? Or maybe Bruce Willis?
Perez what the hell happened to your eye?! Did someone finally knock the shit out of you? You've deserved it for a long ol' time.
YOUR EYE! GROSS… EXPLAIN THAT!
Actually the first time hef had gay sex was when we first got together… don't you know i'm really a man.
HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?
WHAT? YOUR IN THE FBI?
Well Perez this was a great way to know who your true fans are, we know and are keeping it between us.
Re: tay – I guess youre right we all are that stupid, you said only a HANDFUL of people know. So no shit not everyone knows. Fuckin' tard
That black eye… could it be because of a nocturnal visit to the refrigerator?
Man, I don't care if he's a playboy or not. Doing your sister-in-law right in front of your brother is just nasty.
Kenrdra's starting to look like Marg Helgenberger from CSI.
you're face looks even more heinous than normal.
perez is a hideous, fat monster. thats make-up on his pig face. but i wish i could give him two black eyes with my foot since i would never touch him with my bare hands. this pic with hugh hefner he must weight close to 300lbs! ugh! im not interested in you or seeing your nasty pics on this website, just the celebrity pics. totally uneccessary to include yourself in any story, you pig!
ewww!!
and what's with the black eye perez??
Uhhhhhh none of this is as shocking as you showing yourself with a black eye on your own site. Wtf happened?!
UM GROOOSSSSS
I could deal with the gay sex but a foursome including your brother and his wife?!?!?!?
that is just wrong. WRONG!
what happened to the eye perez?
wtf happened to ur eye lmao
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
wow..your head is HUGE in this pic.
makes me realize how much weight you've lost.
Finally someone is more shocking than you? Gawd..that is gross. Just like your black eye. Does it hurt? YAH? GOOD!
Who punched you? You fat little cocksucker, you are a loser and you're at about 14:49 of your fame, piggie
ewww thats actually gross.
more shocking would be if he actually has sex with his girlfriends
holy shit you got fat again.
perez what the fuck happened to your eye! i never had gay sex! every woman i was with was a woman when i knew them no balls no dick! closest i ever got to any nonsense was getting a salad tossed and I aint like it to much! perez what the fuck happened to your eye!
WAT THE f*** HAPPENED TO PEREZ'S EYE???
perez didnt get punched and it wasnt from surgery. didnt u dumbasses watch the video where he wiped all that makeup off after going for like a week with it on and not saying anything to explain any of it? it was a publicity joke and this is an old picture.
what the hell happened to your eye?
It's makeup for a photo shoot he did . Look up on google Perez hilton black eye and you can see the video of it.
Wow Perez! You have lost a lot of weight since then!
Awww whats up with the eye Perezzy?
I couldn't even read the story… What happened to your eye? Now THAT sounds like an interesting story!
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Perez, what happened to your eye?
And Hef is kinda… nasty. =P
He's sick! Yucky old man! I wonder if the gay sex was with his brother! EWWWWWWWWW
Did a exboyfriend hit u?!?!?!
they better not have!
C says – reply to this 143perez didnt get punched and it wasnt from surgery. didnt u dumbasses watch the video where he wiped all that makeup off after going for like a week with it on and not saying anything to explain any of it? it was a publicity joke and this is an old picture.
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You're wasting your time expaining. Someone already explained it all on the very first page but this is the most ignorant group of people ever to exsist. I can't believe they even figured out how to turn their computer on.
Fatso tell everyone how you got your black eye .. you slipped on a twinkie wrapper and hit the end table
nice black eye, fatass. and are you wearing a garbage bag? please get rid of the pink hair too. or quit posting pics of yourself, you are disgusting.
Forget about his old nasty ass….What in the fuck happened to yo eye? Somebody finally gave you what you deserve…
Feel better soon!
Dear Perez,
I hope you're enjoying your 15 minutes, as a matter of fact the clock reads 14:50, so you only have like 10 seconds. You really don't have any discernible talent, you know it and so does everyone else, so inevitably you will be consumed by the same fickle and insatiable beast of narcissism. The shiner says it all.
See ya on Celeb Rehab.
best,
Loki
why assume he only banged his sister in law? He probably banged his brother as well!
He is a discusting little man!!
Does Lindsay Hit you?
number 2 was not that much of a shocking but still that is just GROSSS!
HUGH HEFNER IS A DIRTY MANWHORE….THERE'S A BIG FUCKING SHOCK
DON'T GET MAD AT PEOPLE BECAUSE OF YOUR EXPLANATION
OF WHAT HAPPENED TO FAT HEAD EYE.
WE POST WHAT WE WANNA POST.
Perez why don't you make out with Heff while his 3 girlfriends suck his c*ck. I think Heff will own up to it and you won't have to take a fake lie detector test.
No, what's shocking is not hearing about him banging his brother in the ass while his and his bro's wives licked his balls and ate his ass.
PEREZ YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY
PLEASE DON'T POST ANYMORE PICS OF YOUR FAT ASS, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE.
GET AIDS AND DIE PIGGGGEZZZ.
Why did you put up that old pic of you with a shit stained eye from last year? We know you've lost over fifty lbs, but have another 50 to go.
I wonder if this is just BS to make Hugh sound more exciting than he really is. I mean from what I know he doesnt even have sex with Kendra…its all hype and show, despite he really loves having her there. All the hype just makes him more money. Thats the catch.
Thank GOD, I thought I would be the only one to remark on how your eye "makeup" looks like an ugly black eye or that you god into a food fight.
Not glam
hopefully samantha ronson gave you the black eye!haha
what happened to perez's eye?!
POON
GAY bashing….just be honest!!!!
Forget Hugh and his nasty ways, how did Perez get that nice shiner?
another really good one to read is called Bunny Tales by a former girlfriend
JUST ANOTHER DIRTY, OLD, PERVERTED, UGLY, BI JEW. REMINDS ME OF THE FOUNDER OF THAT CHILDREN OF GOD CULT. SICK!!! AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ PLAYBOY AND FINANCE THIS SICK FUCK'S LIFESTYLE … IDIOTS!!!
lol did u get punched in the face perez!? hahahahahaha!!!
Re: JULIa – JULIa…jag älskar diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!
black eyes are worth millions huh? i worship u perez and so does every1 else…ppl wish they could make mills off gossip uh?DONT CUM @ HIS PAGE IF U GET PISSED DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the black eye is make up.. he had a photo shoot earlier that day for magazine and it was part of the pictures.. he kept it on to fck with everyone later that day …. check out the youtube video of him taking it off…
WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU EYE!
-awh
I have a new found respect for Hugh, he's had gay sex, thats amazing and for Perez well it seems like somebody punched the shit out of him.
you can tell that is an older picture. perez is heavier there.
Anything goes in Fireman Bills liberal world. No wonder the terrorists want to get us.
YUCH… TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!
WONDER IF HEF THINKS ABOUT WHATS WAITING FOR HIM AFTER HE DIES… ALL THE FILTH AND SMUT HE BROUGHT TO PUBLIC EYE… WHAT WILL GOD SAY……
Isn't it a little obious what happened to his eye? Someone he talked shit about finally socked him. Perez has a longer enemy list than anyone in the media.
Okay this old fucker banged his brother via foursome????? It was aid that his gf or first wife cheated on him and he got fucked up about it….so i guess he decided to bang anything and make his money on the very thing he hates.
So he may feel like he is on top of the hate by being so rich and powerful.
I wonder if he suck his brothers wang too? It is sad to hear that he sucked his brothers wang bc you know he did…come on…he did!
why do u have a black eye???
That's not a black eye from being punched. Perez, was engaging in scat play up at the mansion. He just forgot to wipe off his face.
What happened to fat boys eye? What a fucking douchebag loser!
perez even with that big ass purple eye and that flashy Ass FUGLY suit u still look prettier than that gringa puta standing next to you te amo Hugh Heffer is nasty and old
PEOPLE….you are retarded. This pictures was obviously taken some time ago.
Re: OJ –
You're mom should have swallowed.
Do we really need to read this book to find out what Hugh Hefner is like? NO…… Hugh seems so proud of his sexual escapades. Some things should just be kept private.
Who beat the hell out of Perez?
Hef beat the hell out of Perez with their sexual romp at the mansion.
what happened to your eye?
is that recent?
It must be a slow day
Dude- what the hell happened to your diet- and who gave you the shiner?
Hugh is nothing but a dried out old WHORE
yeah, that's a little gross.
what happened to your eye??
This filthy old man is so bloody nasty.