Incest Is Best
Filed under: Playboy
A shocking new book about Hugh Hefner is about to come out - dropping bombshells about the media mogul - and it's all true!
"This is the most authoritative book ever written about me . . . It's all essentially true," says Hugh, who cooperated with Steven Watts and gave him access to his personal papers for the soon-to-be released book Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream.
So, what are the most shocking allegations????
1) Hugh's had gay sex. Not so shocking!
and
2) Hef once had a foursome with his brother, his wife and his sister-in law. And, yes, Hugh banged his sister-in-law while his brother watched.
Ewwwwww!!!!!
Posted: June 22, 2008 at 3:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT YOUR EYE
HAHAHAHAHAHA
be too fast to go down on someone you could get poked in the eye@@@
i don't give a shit what hef did,i'll always love him no matter what.he's a legend,and i admire him a lot!!! not even the hottest guys in the world can do what he does
mwah i love hef,love u muffin!!!!!!!!!!! love,mj
haha you deserve it fucker. its about time someone punched that ugly ass face.
so no one cares…but we care about the black eye WTF happened…we want to know…you got knocked the fuk out lol
aww babez! what happened to your eye!
I hope this is an old pic. if not… FEEL BETTER!
What's with all those yapping that that's an old picture?
No one can tell because PerASS ist still fat.
Those who don't get any, tend to judge those getting it.
You are so freaking conservative for a gay man. Move to the south Perez. First you start quoting Faux Nuz. Now you judge the founder of Playboy??? Wow, the gay community got its very own Pat Buchanan in the making. Look at her go. Whats next? you will judge people who have sex and are not married. Barf!!!
Perez! What happened to your eye?
Wish I had been the one who gave PairAss the black eye!
what in the hell happened to your eye? that looks horrible!! ever heard of makeup?
Re: pervs – I agree with you. He's taken women's liberation and set it back 100 years - or more! This is a playboy bunnies logic: "Let's all be plastic bimbo's in need of 80-year-old cock, as long as there's money and we don't have to get a real job, who cares?" Vomit.
Okay, enough already!! Yes, I did get a black eye and no, it wasnt from having kinky sex with Hugh Hefner!
Re: kiss – What a dumb twat you are.
Someone took a dump of Perez's face.
Perez is playing games again. He put a fat pic up from last summer when he was the size of a hump back whale and tomorrow he'll put a recent pic after losing a hundred lbs so people would say "oh you look so skinny." In reality he still needs to lose another 75 lbs. The 4th is less than 2 weeks away so I beg you to keep your shirt on, I wouldn't want to throw up my hotdog into my orange fanta.
STUPIDS IT'S AN OLD PICTURE.
HAHHAHAHAH you got a black eye. DESERVING you fat fuck
PEREZ,
When you are going down on a big cock, you are suppose to put the cock in your mouth, not in your EYE. But, you surely have sucked cock before… maybe with fame you were able to buy a BIG COCK to suck.
AWhhhhh the playboy is nothing but a mess and its all coming in a book. Can he still get it hard????? the mo money the mo problems
This is a WAY old picture. Perez isn't that chubby anymore!
this is shocking news how?
EWW. Why the hell would you want everyone to know that! Ish Why would you do that! Ish
I still Love Hef and the Girls next door though =) Ill just have to try not to think about that now…ew..
This ridiculous GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDAD wants to feel alive if at least from memories. WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THIS S l u g, and his bleached prostitutes he is surrounded by. Pathetic he and them (the women). All his world can go to hell.
No mention of Hef bonking the Koi or the geese/swans or the FedEx dude?
What's the shocker? He's a PIG and his chicks are PIGS. He just happened to get hisself a billion dollar idea -a more reserved way to exploit women.
They're all whores…everyone with a brain gets it. Those who still pose for Playboy are hookers, porn-stars or morons from east-bumble crap who think that getting nekkid is the way to start a career…in something other than soft-porn mags.
Idiots.
Your such a queer Perez, that's probably why they punched your ass, you should just kill yourself before AIDS does. Loser
OH PLEASE, he's so obviously just trying to out do Barbara Walters. Hee Hee
Re: P_Sux – shut up no one cares.
perez! were you gettin' down with some rough trade or were you stoned & you aimed your double cheeseburger too high? Can't tell if that's a bruise or some of the Heinz 57. either way, Hef is a fucken legend - no matter how many hits you get, you'll never be as bright or original. that's right, poo-poo; you're a hack.
This is clearly an old picture of Perez, he is super chubby here, clearly not dieting yet and has a faux busted up eye and the horrid red hair. Isn't his hair brunette right now? I can't hardly keep up. At any rate, what an unappealing photo. Hope Mario wasn't hoping for a threesome with Hef.
what happened to your eye perez?
oh Perez, i just bought this wonderful consealer for dark circles under your eyes at Sephora. You should get some, it will work wonders to cover up your painful looking eye!!!
and what's up with your weight it's up, down and now back up? Are you trying to be an Oprah wanna be?! Be yourself, unique, stick with the weight you feel most comfortable at.
and that Hugh Hefner guy, don't hang around him so much you'll get a bad rep.
or a funky rash down there!
first!
Looks like your Boy got a little ruff Perez…..
oops sorry, i just read your little article and now see that your eye is fake and your still no longer fat. But now ever so more, stay away from tha H.H. guy. He seems even more slimy than i thought!!
whats with the freeking black eye!!!!!!!!!!
What happened to your eye??!?
You look ah mazing thought!!!!!
ok #1- STOP WITH THA FUCKIN EYE QUESTIONS old pic! DUH! lmao
#2- ok a foursome with family is really gross and that is something that NOBODY wants to here from a 90 sumpthin yr old anyway
#3- gay sex, I'm not suprised,at all, its simple he already ruined evry big breasted blondes reputation,now he's goin after all tha gay men sooo watch out perez (: jk love ya! keep those oddly intersting trashy stories comin!
shit perez, seeing this picture really shows how much progress youve made in the last few months
keep up the good work!
way to go hef for once you turned us off LOL
by the way kendra prooves why there is racism.some blacks don't find it amusing when you try to act like them or talk like them it's their culture not white culture and it only makes us look stupid.
you know whats evern more shocking
YOUR EYE!
do tell perez!
umm yeahh, that eye looks like it hurts.
what the hell happened to perez's face??
OMFG!!! Chubbs you are such a fucking OGRE!! Your HEAD is really too HUGE,,,attention RIPLEY"S BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!! Poor HEF,, he is just going ,,WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING GOOD LORD!
whats wrong with you?
Eeeeeeewwwwwwww! Hef is grosser than I thought!
Hugh Hefner who cares fuck him. And Perez, it must hurt to get poked in the eye with a dildo.
"Hugh Hefner and the American Dream" Now that's an interesting title. Making money out of the exploitation of women and surrounding yourself in your dotage with plastic bimbos who only tolerate you because you pay them well enough. Somehow I don't think that's the American Dream. I hope not! His sexual revelations, if they are to believed and not just to get people to buy the book, are disgusting. But Perez, you look right at home having your photo taken sucking up to yet another disgusting example of humanity for the publicity.
i'm not gonna lie, hugh having gay sex is kind of hot.
WHOA where did you get the shiner?
what is there to ewwww?
having gay sex is ewwwww!!!!
to have a some gay dick in pr-ass (read perez) a-hole, and pr-ass then sucking that thing covered with his own "chocolate" …EWWWWWWWWW!!!, i'm throwing up…shiittt!!!! why i even bothered to think that,,, now i ain't gonna sleep, that horrible picture is burnt on my eyes,,,,,,
Dirty!
i heard a rumor that Hef's been dead for 20 years
ummm weekend at bernies?
people are dumb - don't they realize this picture is OLD…perez has lost weight and looks good! shame on you idiots - dont you pay attention?!?
love you perez and WOW, you have lost so much weight - love you!
Anything goes with this guy, I wouldn't be surprised if he's had a gerbil! STD's and the like are rife in his household!
what happened to youre eye perez did lily finally knock you out? lol
post #95 saying it like it is
repulsive !
Re: Perez –
Ay buddy, there's something fucking wrong with you!
Physcho 1 0 1
Perez, I can now see that you HAVE indeed lost weight. Be careful not to gain it all back. You have to watch things you eat and are tempted to eat, you have to be strong and exercise at least every other day. You seem obsessed with labeling 60-year-olds as "old" and "sad" people, but nothing sadder than having achieved an almost normal weight for the height…and then eat yourself back into oblivion. Just saying.
Is you eye falling out? Ewwwww. Looks like you smeared blood right before they took the photo…I am sure Kendra gagged! Then that suit…is that a trash bag?? Ewwwww!
well he is a playboy….Perez what happened to your eye??? did u get a dick in ya face??? lol
Laser eye surgery aftermath? Maybe re Perez black eye.
Either that or he finally stuck that mug somewhere it didn't belong.
Maybe Hef tried to take a shot at Perez and didn't know what end was what.
Re black eye.
"HEY PEREZ YOU'VE GOT KHARMA IN YOUR EYE"
"Whaaaaaaat?"
BAM!
ass kicked!
who finally kicked ur ass?? lol.. a deserved ass kicking is what u got!! ROFL now this is going to make its way around town Mr. Gay Piggy with a black eye!
Never mind.
Considering he's a sex addict who ran with the addiction, nothing he confesses would shock me.
Considering it's Hugh Heffner we're talking about, that's not so shocking info at all.
Oh….my gosh! Perez, you look absolutely ridiculous!! Oh my gosh! You are actually hideous and sort of look like some kind of movie monsterish gool. You look pathetic. I'm sorry if that seems mean, but someone needs to get you to a mirror fast! Dude, you're repulsive.
To all you trailer-trash meth head be-yotches who keep ragging "that's an old pic of Perez, he's thinner now. Get with it!"
No you crack smoking, beer swilling, knocked-up, trailer-living morons…we won't! Unlike you…we don't follow that fat pig's various stages of hideousness. You get with it. Put the beer down, ditch the crack pipe, take a shower and go get a life!
What happend to your eye?
nice shiner perez!!! what did you do? try and stick it up hugh's butt and he punched you in the face?? dont worry, its a natural reaction for men when other men come at them with …..ill just stop there…you figure the rest out
Perez, is that cum on your eye, or is it period blood?
I totally agree with prevs. thank goodness someone finally said it. i just hope pervs is being serious
why does perez have a black eye???????????
why do the playboy hos look so much older than they actually are?
someone finally punched you in the face mr piggy? god drop 50 and get back to me.
Nice picture. Someone punch you right in yo mothafuckin' face, boy? That'll happen. Yessir.
More Deviant Behavior!
Haha! It's a Black-Eyed P! It's the only kind of sammich Perez DOESN'T like — a knuckle sandwich! I crack me up. It's not pathetic at all how P-Nutsy is trying so hard to get all this attention from us about it. While "violence isn't the answer," I hope Mushy or Potato Head finally gave you what you had coming and gave you a good sucker punch to your giant melon.
Hey Perez, what happened to your eye!!!!! Did Josh Homme found ya??!!!!
hahahaha. I told you to watch out!!!!
You Fag!!!!!!!
Nice black eye, someone gave you what you deserve! Too bad they didn't seriously injure or incapacitate you! THAT would make good headlines.
looks like rumer willis finally kicked your ass, perez.
thats so sick
What's wrong with your face?
What happend to your eye? and don't say you fell down the stairs, tells us the truth/dirt
Yeah, where did the black eye come from?
UMMM HELLO….. CAN WE GET A RESPONSE AS TO WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE A BLACK EYE?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO PEREZ'S EYE????
HA HA HA…
The fat fucktard queen Mario had an unexpected rendevouz with Samantha Ronson last night.
HE PREETY MUCH BANGED HIS BROTHER………GROSS!!!
O.K. eveybody I will tell you what happened to My Eye. I was going down on Hef and hit My Face on the Bed Post.
Wtf is up with the black eye Perez- Please do explain…
what's with the bruise?
What's on your eye? Did you forget to wipe off the shit of the most recent 12 yr old boy that you molested!
Banged his sister-in-law, big deal. Did he bang his brother? Talk about "Ewwwwwww".
He is PLAYBOY…this shouldn't be a shock.
Ha Ha has Lily Allen caught up with you