New Music From Heidi Montag!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag > Francophilia
We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!
Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.
The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.
The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.
But, the lyrics are totally weak!
The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!
Check out Heidi's Fashion below.
Do you like the song???
- So-so (13%)
- No (80%)
- Yes (6%)
Total Votes: 135,816
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Posted: June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Wow…does someone need to literally take a huge steamy shit on her album before she realizes that she isn't going to make her fortune by being a singer-who am I kidding she isn't going to make five bucks being a singer!!
HEIDI IS THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… I WANT TO KARATE CHOP HER
She has officially killed pop music, where's Ice-T to give her the smack down?
Mmmmm…. the sweet sound of … SHARDS OF GLASS BEING SHOVED INTO MY EARS.
this bitch is crazy.
I seriously just got a headache from that so called music i'd rather put my ear to an air horn than hear that junk I dont even know what she was babbling about
ICE T NEEDS TO SLAP DOWN THIS HO
ICE T NEEDS TO SLAP DOWN THIS HO
ICE T NEEDS TO SLAP DOWN THIS HO
ICE T NEEDS TO SLAP DOWN THIS HO
ICE T NEEDS TO SLAP DOWN THIS HO
ICE T NEEDS TO SLAP DOWN THIS HO
FUCK SOLJIA BOY GO AFTER HEIDI
okay so i just thought i'd point out, that heidi is not actually speaking french. she pretty much is just saying j'adore which means i adore and then listing a bunch of designers that i still cannot figure out how she affords because she has no REAL job!
This sounds like some bizarre song that would appear in a children's anime movie. It's silly and saccharine.
damn.
that was really bad.
couldn't even get through the whole song.
how fucking cheeseball.
like a bad 80s song, i could imagine it on the soundtrack for "dont tell mom the baby sitters dead"….
this ho just needs to sit down. she should just stick to acting. yes, i said acting- not reality tv.
blehh.
almost as bad as vanessa hudgens' sneaker song…ALMOST
i like that the beginning yells HEIDI hahahahahhahaha
I listened to the first 29 seconds and turned it off. Within that time period, all i heard was her horrible/fake voice singing about how great she thinks she is. maybe if she wrote a song about how annoying/fake her and her boyfriend are, maybe i could atleast listen to the whole song before wanting to puke.
i can speak french, and her french lyrics are pretty bland too, i could of written this song
the music isnt bad its just the singing and lyrics that make me cringe!
FIRST I WANT TO SAY, YOUR MUSIC & YOUR VOCAL….SUCK MAJOR-ASS.
STOP FUCKING SING BITCH….HOW IN THE FUCKING WORLD DO YOU SPEND MONEY ON STUDIO TIME ONLY TO HAVE YOUR VOICE COMPUTER-ENHANCED THINKING PEOPLE WANT TO PURCHASED YOUR FAKE ASS CD.
THIS BITCH SHOULD BE SINGING—–BROTHER CAN YOU SPEAR A DIME.
HEIDI IS A LOSER WANNA BE CELEB.
she sound´s like a 14 year old!
sssoooo bad..
omm… no.
i'm sure once she starts sending you a check you'll be backing her up and praising her music. you are such an idiot. Perez you flip flop so much it's getting old. just call the bitch and tell her to pay you so you can write good things about her, don't beat around the bush in hopes that she will eventually get it…
Re: LOOOO – OOUUPS, MEANT TO SAY SLIT THE BITCH'S TONGUE, WHATEVER, FUCK OFF HEIDI, YOU AND YOUR MONKEY FACE BOI SPENCER,HAHAHA, DUMB ASSES
The only thing I want to see on Heidi is a MUZZLE!
I became physically ill just listening to that. Someone please make her stop!
Seriously? I am appalled. She fucking sucks. Can people stop even giving her the benefit of the doubt? ickkk.
'i live to be model thin'? seriously?
i think thats the worst message a song has ever given.
kind of makes my ears bleed.
Is she FUCKING kidding?? Who keeps funding this crap?? Aren't there starving children around the world we could feed instead of torturing the masses my making us listen to this??
I think my IQ just dropped after listening to this…
THIS SONG SHOULDN'T EVEN HAVE THE SAME FUCKING TITLE AS A DAVID BOWIE SONG!!!!!
horrid. her French pronunciation is ghastly. she really needs to stop.
she'll never have a career, even if she comes out with a decent song because so many ppl dislike her. "Spedi" think they are so cool bc people blog about hating them but when it comes down to it that's as far as it goes…ppl sitting behind a computer screen. if they tried to do any other venture because "reality" tv it would fail bc they have no appeal. they built themselves up to be basically cartoons characters so no one will ever take them seriously…. it's pretty sad that they chose to live thier lives that way, i imagine it would be hard to find real happiness.
Is this bitch fucking serious with this shit. It makes me think of when Tyra Banks played a Barbie doll in that Disney Movie with Sleezy Lohan…
it's like robotic and lame… she's fucking desperate. "I'll be anyone you want me to be…" that's not a lie.
When does she spek French… i'm French and I didn't catch it…
Just as bad as Paris'… She must have reffered to Heidi KLUM when screaming that name in the beginning. NOBODY want's to see her (HM) on a runway! Creep into a cave on the hill and don't come out again!!! I hate all that fake/pushed celebrity bullshit!!! I can't believe anybody would fall for it!!!
WHO THE FUCK CARES!
Is she ripping off a Bratz song? Didn't they have a song almost like this called PASSION FOR FASHION or some crap?! It sure sounds like a Bratz song that little 2 year olds would listen to, especially the beginning when she's like HEIIIIDI! … sounds like the name of a new bratz doll LMAO!
I hope this chick dies.
Ew. She really should just stop. It's embrassing. I'm embarassed for her. No substance what-so-ever.
tsk tsk tsk
Heidi, hon. stick to having fake fights with spencer on the hills
u can't sing babe
that is probably the worst song i've ever heard
no joke
it has less meaning than all fifty cent songs combined
we get it u like to shop. now stfu about it
For that part in French…
I don't know if we're talking about the same one… but she basically just saying she adore s(J'adore…) a bunch of brand names.. My first language is French… and nothing I've heard on that song is worth the ”French” label. Sorry!
shes not singing in french, shes listing brand names in a stupid accent.
Re: moon_the_pimp –
You're cute
and .. agreed.
Re: Yay!! – LOL!!!! You made my lunch beak!!!
who is this tramp and why does she look like she's about to perform oral sex???!
Sweet. Fucking. Jesus. Oh. My. God. That is the most ridiculous piece of shite I have EVER heard. I literally spoke to myself outloud when I heard it. I'm still in a bit of shock. How can something be THAT bad?
bitch needs to die. this is worse than william hung.
AWFUL _ HIDEOUS_ NO TALENT_ SPENCER PRATT'S G-friend_ HO_ SKANK TAKE IT OFF THE SITE _ NO MORE GIVING THESE DB'S air time it keeps them ALIVE………………………….
Was that french or japanese? Seriously,? people pay to produce this shit?
Heidi Montag sucks..thats it she sucks!! her and spencer r like two flys u cant kill…………as for the song it sucks just as much as her!!! so heidi can suck it hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know what? she might be the stupidest person in the world, but I would definitely FUCK her in a heartbeat.
This song sucks. I can't believe Ms. Montag is not embarrassed! Love fashion? No Problem. Live to be model thin?! That is just an advertisement in promotion of anorexia and eating disorders in general. It's too bad little girls look up to someone this fake. Britney is a better role model. At least she looks and acts human! No class Heidi! None at all… shame on you Heidi Montag.
Re: Kevin –
r u serious?
it doesn't matter whose name is on it. it's a bad song.
physically painful
AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWful.
Really.
Horrible..
please stop.
why is she speaking french?
Spencer and Heidi,
Seriously terrible…stop thinking that you can sing girl and do something you are good at….this ain't it kid.
william hung sounds so much better. heidi, youre not going to win a grammy or any other awards! stop trying!!!
is she trying to sing in an Jamaican accent?
Shards of glass being shoved in my ears…..dive on a spike and die bitch……my sides hurt after reading these posts…..great stuff! I hope she keeps singing, cuz the comedy meter on this site goes through the roof every time she comes out with a new song!
Okay, these two Speidi dipshits must be paying you to put this on your page. They spend entire days on your page hoping to be the next blog entry. They suck, always have and always will. Heidi's voice is karaoke quality at best and YOU KNOW YOU SUCK WHEN A COMPUTER HAS TO ENHANCE EVERY SOUND THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. Just ask Paula Abdul. =)
Seriously, stop giving these two nitwits any press. They suck and the public is so sick of them thinking they are celebrities. They've ridden the coattails of LC all along and they have the balls to trash-talk the girl that made them known to the public.
Shit sounds like a bimbo chipmunk…jeez…when have we fallen so low to even post…ney listen to such bull crap. My ears cringed *the pain*! Stop promoting this retard Perez…nobody's buying this bs!
This song sounds like a bad version of Fergie's Labels or Love, theme song to Sex and the City the movie!!!!!!
HEIDI HEIDI!!! I'm Too Fabulous!!!
OMFG… lol
Best opening to a song ever
is she just needs to stop she is a terrible singer!!
sounds like really bad euro pop
Is this bitch really serious? What type of fashion is she talking about because she has no sense of any….did you see her clothing line? Yeah, I'll admit it, LC rocked her ass.
are you fucking kiddingme
shes not speaking in french, she's just sayign designed names an an accent she THINKS is french
she must have felt lke such a tool recording thatin the studio
Heidi is such a loser, I would not buy anything that she puts out. What kind of woman dates someone like Spencer. He's clearly a couple sandwiches short of a picnic!
Dude, Perez, you talk about Rumer Willis shaving down her chin?
This bitch has the worst horse face of all time, like.. super man jaw problems. Which is a shame, because she could be a pretty girl. (And as you say, not all plastic surgery is a bad thing.)
She should've saved all that money she spent on those awful fake tits for a jaw make-over.
Who knows, it might improve her singing as well!
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Guess what, even being fluent in French won't help you! I STILL didn't understand what she was TRYING to say. There's 1 minute of my life I'll never get back. Lucky for me, I know how to multi-task.
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP
HELP ME!!! Why do I secretly love heidi montag music? I know it's terrible on all levels. But why have I listened to this song 5 times? It must have subliminal messages or something
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The song lightweight makes me want to stab myself in the face.
omgggggg
i thought it was impossible to hate her more than i already do…
but this song makes me want to rip my ears off!!!
HER SONG SUCKS. HER FACE SUCKS. HER BOYFRIEND SUCKS. SHE SUCKS!!!
LOL SO FUNNY. SHE SHOULDN'T SING. EWWW.
erm, her songs have been very catchy, but because SHE is the one who sings it then it sucks. But if it would have been someone else, then it would be huge. Heidi montag ruins it everything.
Heidi seriously needs to get OVER herself. She is such a dipsh*t… I cannot believe people will just continue to make fools of themselves over and over… they should all fall into a big hole… I'll bring the shovel…
Maybe I would dance to it in a gay club -if I was wasted-. . . but NOT EVER in my car or house or on the radio. Really the only place I can imagine hearing this song is in the Castro?! Thoughts???
Horror show…bitch can't sing or speak French. I am from Montreal where we do speak the language, and the dogs started howling in the street when I played that clip. Yuck, I just puked in my mouth.
can't wait to see the video for this one
Is it normal for one's ears to bleed after listening to a sound bite?
Re: PEREZ –
um
why don't u get a life?
if u hate him so much than
STOP COMING ON THE SITE
i think i lost ten brain cells just reading that
looserr
oh yea,
and i lovee how u tell perez to stop hating on ppl
but u write on his site about how much u hate him in all caps
thinking ur sooo cool
that so doesnt even sound like her! she needs a real job
WTFF WAS THAT ! are you serious , she's really taking the singing serious , like what a waist of a nice opportunity for someone that's really good, like the beat is so bad , so low budget and like the only thing she's doing in the song is putting random words that rhyme together, like people out here like MTL'S BIGGEST , repin my home WOUT WOUT , want to actualy listen to good songs now some looser crap shitty of music , like she's already on a show wich i totaly love tot eh heart
a clothing line and now shes tacking up sigging AH ! are you mental , really people should loose this " Ken & Barbie " wannabe's ! geez .
OUHHH ! & I LOVE YOU LOTS PEREZ ♥
Wow, it's like a train wreck. I couldn't stop listening to it.
is this bitch attempting to sing in french? she can't even sing in english. when will she disappear.?she's so dumb, she can't sing, she's talentless, and she tries too hard but still manages to make herself look like a complete idiot. vanish already.
Wtf is this? Is this the Barbie theme song or something? Wait, this is too cheap for Barbie. This the Bratz theme song. It's so fucking stupid…
i fucking hate you bitch. you're a blonde piece of SKANK and you should stay away from the media forever. DIE.
oh deary me.
OMG heidi get a freaking life, your song is horrible and you really need to just stop now. please get out of the spotlight we are tired of your pathetic self!!
UMM HELL NO NEEDS TO BE AN OPTION!!! 4 SERIOUS
OMFG, THIS SONG SUCKS. THE HILLS IS SO FUCKING FAKE AND SO IS THE DUMB BITCH THAT SINGS THIS SHITTY SONG!
oh god get it out of my head…listened to 27 secs of it and thought my head was going to explode like something out of Scanners.
Re: C Mur –
THNX
Give it up luv its not going to happen
She needs some new stalatoes! Haha, what is with her singing, its stilettos
"I love to be model thin…i am your manequin" ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???!! WE ALL KNEW YOU WERE ABOUT 30 LBS BIGGER IN THE FIRST SEASON OF THE HILLS BITCH BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ADMIT THAT YOU STARVE YOURSELF TO LOOK LIKE MODELS IN YOUR FUCKING MUSIC. SO DISGUSTING I WANT TO PUKE! AND IM SKINNIER THAN U NATRUALLY…BITCH!!!
F***ing gARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
body language was better. i wish she'd stop singing but the entertainment value is priceless.
is this a joke!?
al i have to say is:
NO, we dont want to see those clothes on you.
haha, she needs help.
She actually isn't bad, I bet if you speed it up a little and with a few Long Island Ice's in your system it would make a pretty good club song…the lyrics are cory though…I mean fashion…come on is sounds like a barbie song or something..
Could she get any more, supreficial, and materialistic….apparentley so…..WOW shes really naive to be thinking shes good, doesnt she see the computer enhancing her voice… and Her songs lyrics are the most shallouw ever.. Congratulations
I feel bad but seriously, I turned this song on and was like "are you serious" that anyone would like this…. I dont get it!!!! Its an awful song!!!!!!!!!!
All she's saying in french is, 'I love Vivienne Westwood, Prada, Fendi, more designers, blah blah blah' etc etc. Except she's made the executive decision to pronounce it in the most ridiculous french accent ever.
what is the point of her existence? i mean, other than to make people laugh at her absolute absurdity.