New Music From Heidi Montag!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag > Francophilia
We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!
Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.
The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.
The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.
But, the lyrics are totally weak!
The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!
Check out Heidi's Fashion below.
Do you like the song???
- So-so (13%)
- No (80%)
- Yes (6%)
Total Votes: 135,816
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Posted: June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Crap! That's 2 minutes and 49 seconds I will never get back! What a waste!
My first language actually is French and I don't understand a single word of what she's ”singing”.
Can somebody please call an ambulance for me? My ears exploded and I can't hear the operator anymore!!!
the music is cool,
the singing…needs some work…
Sounds like all that other European shit you like. Why not her? Because it's fun to make fun of her and Spencer, I suppose. The internet is ruining peoples careers and lives because people just like to blog mean shit with no basis. This has no basis to be hated by you, Perez, cuz it sounds like tht Norwegian shit or all that Euro trash that you shove down our throats.
SHES NOT SINGING FRENCH SHES NAMING DESIGNERS
French? What french? I heard no french there (and I'm French-Canadian)…
The song will probably become a reality show theme song that Tyra will come up with.
Does anyone remember "I'm a Barbie Girl" sounds totally like that and just as pointless. I think Heidi should stick to scripted "reality" shows and staged paparazzi shots with her Ken doll…er…Spencer
its crap, its a sad pathetic attempt to recreate madonna's 'vogue'. her voice is not impressive at all even after all the voice enhancing.
just to post a comment, but
when you think she is singing french, she actually isnt.
she is just saying the different designers in some type of "french" sounding voice!
Re: ~B~ – i agree!!
Sounds way tooo much like a spice girl song…. are you sure they didn't dub it with Scary Spice or something? sounds too much like a spice girl is singing!
MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!
that was pretty awful. i think my ears started to bleed it was so bad.
heidi..that girl is ridiculous plain and simple shes has issues.
Oh good lord… that is bad. Wow, ok, I think my ears are bleeding now.
PLEASE!
STOP!
HEIDI!!!!
Wow, I think this is her worst yet.
This is why we need to pass a law to stop all these stupid reality shows, these morons actually think they have talent…and just because they suck the dick of a producer or something they actually get to record a song..
that's just horrible!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
OH MY GOD
THAT'S SOOOOOOOO BADDD!!!
EVEN WHEN SHE SHOUTED HEIDI AT THE BEGINNING I CRINGED!!
she's not even speeking french thats the saddest part it like a failed attemped!
Is it by mere accident that the cursors in the add below the post bounce in sync with the rythm???
The vocals are horrible!!!!
did gem and the holograms write that?
Where did this whore learn French: Rosetta Stone?
Give the music business up skank. Even with all the voice enhancing you still sound like a fucking wounded animal. You might be able to get one of your singles in the top 1000 in Hungary (it's a country, Heidi).
Keep the comic relief coming. With all the shit going on the world at present you manage to make me laugh and piss my pants on a weekly basis.
Thanks for the laughter, Heidi!
i listened to the first 5 seconds of it and i wanted to throw up. doesn't she know that being a music artist requires talent? atleast shes good at acting on that "reality" show…never mind she's not really good at that either.
shes a talentless cunt
How are you trying to tell me that this horsefaced-no good- cheap hooker can sing??? And more so, how are you trying to tell me that this piece of garbage song can pass as music!? She is whore-ific (emphasis on the 'whore') and she is doing a HUGE disservice to music by being associated to it in any way
why don't they just let the computers do ALL the singing? it would sound the same and we wouldn't have to look at her potatohead2.
What she says in French is- I love Alexander McQueen and Manolos.
Um, I'd rather listen to My Heart Goes Boom by French Affair and that's not a very good song either.
Did anyone have Barbie cassettes when they were young? This sounds just like a song on one of those pink cassette tapes with the awful writing and electro pop synthisized voice that is oh so much fun for an 8 year old to listen to. And the French lyrics I doubt are sang by her at all… So if all these releases are 'leaks' when are they finally going to get the courage to 'purposely' release a CD?
What the fuck.
She is a disgrace to anyone in the music industry who has any legitimate talent whatsoever.
Horrible.
sounds as though she is making fun of lauren, which makes it all the more great!
This is shit. Seriously. Conceited hoe.
Sounds So Old Pop. Like 2get+her. Omg Remember Them O_O
sounds like something that should be in a Disney made for tv movie
oh my god. that is the most horrible thing i have ever heard.
WHATS HER PROBLEM ??????
that song is just awful
All around bad. She's trying way to hard to be something she's not.
Ashley tisdale wanna be
This song is ridiculous just like heidi and her whole "career" but I can totally see it playing during and 80's movie style shopping or makeover montage.
wow….. she just needs to die
Je pense que elle est bete. Je deteste Heidi.
Translate that you ass!!!
AHAHA OH WOW. The lyrics…
Is this really what this girl wants to be remembered for?
amazing, I love this one
XDD
It's not good, winey voice.
So not good.
what. the. fuck.
holy shit. my ears are bleeding. this is the worst thing i've ever heard.
shes not singing french…..shes just saying designers names in weird accents
SOO fucking weird
as soon as she screamed "HEIDI!!!" i was done with it.
Maybe it will be a hit in some South Korean disco! It's got Hello Kitty all over it!
Sounds like a failed Ace of Base audition.
That is positivley the worst song I have ever heard. She needs to move on and find something else to do with herself.
It seems like a chinese song…weird!
Wow and I bet shes thinks its the shit!!! lol…well at least it will give LC something to laugh about! Heidi seriously girl stop trying to be something your not…stick to Heidiwood your clothing is actually decent.
Re: moon_the_pimp –
HAHAHAHA ILOVE YOU! THAT IS EXACTLY MY SENTIMENT ABOUT THIS HORSE FACED CUNT AND HER "SINGING"…
PEREZ HOW MUCH ARE THESE BITCHES PAYING YOU TO PROMOTE THEIR SHIT.. YOU AS A SUPPOSED MUSIC CONNEUSIER SHOULD NOT SUPPORT THIS SHIT… I HOPE YOURE EMBARASSED OF KNOWING THEM..
how embarrassing! please stop posting crap about her and spencer….you're not helping make them GO AWAY any sooner.
IS THIS A JOKE?!?!
HER SONGS SOUND LIKE THEY ARE TARGETING 5 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
GET A LIFE — AND WITH ALL THIS TIME SHE HAS MAKING HORRIBLE MUSIC AND FASHION LINES — WHATEVER HAPPENED TO HER BIG IMPORTANT JOB THAT THE HILLS SHOWED HER ON??? GUESS THAT WAS ANOTHER ONE OF THE "REAL" MOMENTS FROM THAT SHOW.
Really bad Ace of Base rip off.
Ew.
Terrible
For what reason is she speaking in French.
heidi singing in french ?!! WTF !!! Don't sing in french stupid bitch !! Go home with your super "future-ex" boyfriend and leave us alooooone !!!!!
Re: xavi – you are insane if you think this shit is good. you need to move in with Brad and skank. MORON~
"HEIDI"!!! omg, think i lost 1000 braincelles just listing too this "song"
fuck the haters ! Heidi is hot and the song it's not bad
she needs to give up already her 15 minutes (now about 20 minutes) of fames is so over and that song is hidious
its not going to happen for her — why doesn't she quit while shes ahead!
ROFLLLL HAHAHAHAHAH what a fucking joke this bitch is!
I love RedOne especially what they did for Robyn. Heidi can't sing and as much as this is enhanced it still is awful.
Dante's Cove is finally on Itunes.
Allen
Sounds like some shite Gwen Stefani would like to shove down our throats. But somehow you let Gwen get away with it since she's "a nice person." Harajuku Girls, anyone? I think these girls are listening to Gwen's new crop of crap and figure they can record songs as mediocre, shallow, and annoyingly sung as hers! I blame Gwen.
George Carlin and Tim Russert are dead, but these no-talent ass-clowns are still alive? Humbug.
This is Putrid……….
this is the most AWFUL thing i have ever heard. shes not singing in french though is she? isn't she just saying designer names with a weird accent?
What is wrong with her voice? She sounds like a german man trying to sing in english
bahaha, in french she's just says 'i love -insert designer's name-' and lists the designers names with a french accent bahaha she learned two words of french then just said all of the designers names with a french accent. begging for them to put clothes on her? is she that desperate? of course
this song is really not bad i actually like it hope she release a video for this so she can launch her career got to hand it to her 4/5 stars
I'm French and I can't even figure out what she's saying in French….
What the HEFF was that?!
P.S. PEREZ IT'S NOT FRENCH … IT'S THE NAME OF DESIGNERS.
Duh. Research before you run your mouth.
Honestly… just because you're famous, does NOT mean you can sing! When will they get it???
And not to mention her French sucks. If you wanna sing in another language, make sure you can speak it first… Cause you're gonna sound like a retard to the people who CAN speak it.
The French lyrics are even weaker, if that's posible.
God almighty, someone stop this rubbish…now I'm sorry I broke my boycott of anything "Hills" related by listening to that mess.
Give me an F*** break - someone needs to put this girl out of her misery
Gayest song I have ever heard.
Its horrible!! It sounds NOTHING like her and its just a terrible song overall. My 5 year old kept telling me " mommy thats a bad song, turn it off." If a 5 year old doesnt like it, then who in their right mind would?
Uhhhh…For Reals???
haha OMG…what's is with the French…oh how funny this is…
This is so hideous I couldn't even finish listening to it!!
She's just annoying and her voice is annoying even for the club or wherever you'd play this crap!
team audrina
KILL THIS BISH!
SHE SOUNDS A FOOLERYfoo, HONESTLY.
I like the chorus, but the rest is crap.
IS THIS A JOKE??! she doesn't even sing it just sounds like she is talking loudly….and who is giving her these songs?? fashion, dress me im a mannequin?? whaaaat
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! Q RIDICULA LA TIPA ESTA HAHAHAHAHAHA DIOS MIO AHORA TODO EL MUNDO SABE CANTAR NO JODA!!! HAHAHAH Q MAL LE VA…
she needs to go away…forever!
Holy crap this is horrific
all she says in french is J'adore….(I love…..) and then she lists off a bunch of designers
The 6% are lying and VOMIT! BARF.
….please make it go away….my stomach hurts.
I just can't believe this woman garners any attention whatsoever. Plastic!
NO! Make it stop.
OMG… I will NEVER get that minute and a half back. Someone please STOP her.
i'm french and even when she's sining in frech we can't understand what she's saying !!! that's so horrible !!!