New Music From Heidi Montag!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag > Francophilia
We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!
Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.
The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.
The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.
But, the lyrics are totally weak!
The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!
Check out Heidi's Fashion below.
Do you like the song???
- So-so (13%)
- No (80%)
- Yes (6%)
Total Votes: 135,816
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Posted: June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I cant stand Heidi or Spencer, just looking at them makes me wanna barf!!! Their WAY to overated
WILL SOMONE JUST FUCKING KILL HER ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very Euro-trash!! (not in a bad way)
Yeah… I speak french and I can't even understand what the fuck she is saying. Worst Song Ever.
WHAT THE …….
Fucking HORRIBLE song….this fake plastic hoe bag needs to relax on singing…her music sucks….her looks are fake…have u seen how she looked like before?? um she was fugly….This song seriously is shitty…the lyrics suck! Oh and computer enhanced voice…ugh!
wow, that's awful. she's awful. GO AWAY!!!
the beat is sort of catchy, but its a shame she has to had such conceited lyrics.
reminds me a little bit of ashley tisdale. its like a mix of he said, she said and fabulous.
but no matter what she does, she WILL suck.
Oh what a huge pile of horse shit.. give it up you whore. You should have never sold out and got the fake boobs and bleached out hair.. you look like shit.. you should have stayed true to yourself and forget this singing and acting shit.. you have absolutely no talent in these areas. Go get a normal job or go to college.. you're boring!
FUCKING TERRIBLE SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL HER TO GIVE UP SINGING..
She totally butcherd the French lyrics… hahaha. She's horrible, and ugly!
LOL.
Hey i'm french and if I listen close enough I can report :
"j'adore ….. habillez-moi …. gucci et prada (and other designers but i juste wrote it for the "et")……….. grand manitou ……………….."
which means :
"i love ……. (blah blah blah) dress me ………… gucci and prada …….. grand manitou = something like "big boss" ………"
This is an insult to the fashion industry }:P
and she is hardly speaking French! Shes just naming designers!
Heidi, please just stop singing….
seriously I can not stand heidi. will someone please cut off her vocal cords?
um… This is definately a wannabe version of Lady GaGa's shit. RedOne also produced her stuff. The likeness to "Just Dance" and this crap is uncanny… well except that I saw Lady GaGa live and she can actually sing and play piano and write music… whereas Heidi can… um… well. what exactly is it that she does again????
So horrible!
I'm french and I just understand "j'adore" in french…
I don't have to listen to know it sucks!!! My ears are still bleeding from the last song you posted on your blog Perez. Please stop!!!
Catchy tune. Her voice sounds like Japanese anime on helium.
um that doesn't even sound like her. If it really is her, then they used a whole bag of tricks on it. She should still pack her bags and go home. along the way, she should toss Spencer in a ditch somewhere.
My son can do the same thing on garage band!!!!!!!!!!!!! LAME HORSEY SONG!!!!!!
Sounds like some Barbie and the Rockers bullsh**……no…wait…actually they were better…
SUCKS!!! Ur NOT Fergie & ur NOT Carries Bradshaw! Cheap, tacky SATC ripoff.
"i live to be model thing. dress me up i'm your mannequin."
this is disgusting. i almost threw up.
CRAP!!
i speak french quite fluently, like everyday, and i didn`t understand a word of what she said,
just stick to english, please
Re: first – she isnt saying anything in french…it is all designer names in a "french" accent. This song is absolutely awful and should be banned from EVER being played!
this is horrible.
i bet spencer wrote this song!!
L'entendre chanter en francais, c'est une véritable torture… personne n'est foutu de lui apprendre à prononcer deux mots à la suite ? elle doit penser qu'articuler vaguement trois syllabes ca fait hype. bah c'est raté !
OMG hearing her singing in french is such a nightmare.. why hasnt anyone told her how to pronouce it ? she must think it's so classy and stuff… NOT !
Uhh…well first of all, the "French" she's singing in isn't even french really, she's just saying the names of designers in a french accent. Second, I think the little girl I babysit could come up with better lyrics for a song than Heidi. I'll go out on a limb here and say I like the beat. That part is alright, unfortunately the lyrics are awful, and I don't know what she was thinking when she decided it would be cool to shout out her name at the beginning of the song, like we forgot who is singing. Trust me, we all know it's Heidi who's "singing".
OH MY GOD WHAT SHIT, seriously, a disgrace to music, this is disgusting.
lol im french and i have to say how lame this girl became!she used to be a gorgeous/nice/sweet girl but spencer brain washed her!i cant even realize how crazy he changed her!about the song all the french words she said are just some designers name!she has a pretty voice,but her music is horrible as much as the lyrics,how can you be as low as that to even consider singing that kind of lyrics,thats sound like the barbie girl song!
HEIDI YOU SUCK. please go away.. I hate you and your sleezy boyfriend.
i like how she has her phone in her hand? wtfff?
is she serious? if she's like dead ass serious, that's sad. spencer i know you love her and all but there's a point when you have to start being realistic. stop supporting something that's not going to happen.
when i was a lil' kid and hung out at skateland… this song would've fit right in.
so if you're 12… or if you jam skate and like music that sounds like a ringtone, this is perfect.
this is sad.
why is she even trying.
singing career…NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN..never!
shes dumb.
Wow! I don't get inspired often enough to write in with my thoughts but that was just soooooo offensive I had no choice! WHAT CRAP! She should be sterilized along with that douche of a boyfriend of hers. IDIOTS.. I'll cherish the day when I see them on some "what ever happened to.." show and they are both sitting there missing teeth and fat with beer bellies and 14 kids, HA!
I like the music…just not the lyrics and especially not the singing! I don't think she's trying to make it as a singer, I think she just puts these horrible songs out there to get more attention!
What is that Jem and the Holagrams or maybe Barbie and the Rockers circa 1988.
That song is soooo early 90s handbag.
I lost brain cells listening to this crap.
Here's some french for ya!
C'est MERDE!!! Completement merde! Elle est une salope stupide qui peut pas chanter!
She wasn't speaking in French… haha. She was talking with a French accent while blabbing a bunch of designer's names.
FUCK!!! It's like the auditory equivalent of really stinky urine!!!!!
I listened to it again and I think it's a song that can grow on you. I still think the lyrics are crap, but the song is pretty catchy! Are you sure she's really singing in French, it sounds more like she's naming major designers.
Is this a joke from an SNL skit or something??? I can't wait to see SNL try to create a skit making-fun of THIS song! How could they possibly parody something that's already so terrible and hilarious?
i mean
"do you wanna put some clothes on me?"
YAH , I do wanna put some clothes on you
because no one wants to see you NAKED bitch
i have an eating disorder and i thinking i am going to start i own line hahahah. i love my life
What's the phone for? She must be worried she'll miss an important call from a music exec while she's "performing."
not sure… at least it's better than "HIGHER"…it sounds like one of the songs that i heard long long time ago….
I actually like Heidi, and enjoyed her song "Body Language" from last summer. But this song is really, really BAD. Try again Speidi!!
When will this chick get the clue that she is a total joke? I cannot wait until she just goes away — with her creepy look alike boyfriend.
i feel sorry for her…
wow, that was really bad.
crap crap crap completly crap. Cant wait to see the crappy video that will go with the song.
but hey finaly perez has sad something not completly positive about Heidi, thats got to be a first.
so if barbie made an album, it would sound like this. exactly.
PS HEIDI! what a lame beginning. Good for her for trying, though. I sure wouldn't.
This girl needs to just shut up already!!!
She's so f*cking horrible at everything she does…
Ughhhhh!!!
ok….am I the only one who thinks Heidi looks like exactly like a horse? Her jaw is way too long, and she has chicklets for teeth - she thinks she's all hot all of a sudden bc she got some fake titties and a nose job…..um can someone please tell her she's very far from hot - you're just another girl nothing special - and stop trying so hard to be famous…why the fuck would you want that life? Oh, wait that's right because you grew up being the ugly duckling and now since you used Lauren Conrad to get your skank ass on TV you think you're sexy and that no longer are you the ugly one….guess what bitch, you still are - go fuck Mr. Ed you horse looking fuck!
bitch can't sing !!!! just quit
just another hail to her shallowness. "don't you wanna see these clothes on me?" not really… you're lame and will never become anything beyond that annoying chick on the hills.
Re: Criss –
What is wrong with her? She use to be so much cuter… then she did all that shit done to herself. So insecure and pathetic.
j'adore la chanson…rigole!!
pas vrai…je ne sais pas si je vraiment aime la chanson mais pour le moment ca va!! n'est pas?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA. WORST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. Especially the part where she's mentioning the different designers. hahahaa. This made me laugh so hard.
pretty good for BratZ movies HA!
Re: Charl –
How you warm the cockles of my heart!
she should be working at victoria's secret or somesuch, not famous for nothing and assaulting the public aurally. talentless fucking twat.
That's hilarious. Singing in French and fashion, you can't be cheesier than that.
It seems that Heidi got chin implant. If you see the old footage of The Hills, her chin was smaller back then. She probably wanted a pointy chin so she got the surgery. But her chin was long already, now it's damn long.
please god what is this world coming to…..
TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE!!!
PEREZ STOP ALLOWING THIS SHIT ON YOUR WEBSITE YOURE ONLY ENCOURAGING THE PATHETIC-NESS TO CONTINUE
This song is horrible. It doesn't even sound like her at all.. that might be a good thing though..
THIS Song SUCKS BIG ASS DONKEY DICK!!!
One… She isnt even signing her voice is electronically manipulated
TWO…. Shes a fuckin grose whore
Three….. Need I say more!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez
stop giving this girl publicity for doing nothing! Perez if you think this is talent maybe we should question your taste?! . . .Just because she came to your lame ass party?
That's awful. And the beginning of the song sounds like Britney's CRAZY. Like a very bad copy of it.
she'll never be recognized as a singer, more as a, worthless skank who is famous for no reason.
My ears are bleeding!!
this is almost as bad as "barbie girl" from the 90's
that was the worst thing i ever heard. nothing more needs to be said
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD. ew ew ew.
what a loser. Her clothing line suck and so does her crappy song. ugh. waste of my hearing.
wow that was really bad…i hope she doesn't make a video to go along with this, i don't think i can handle another bad heidi video.
oh my god, i think my ears are bleeding!
She's so serious and into it that she's holding her cell phone while she's singing?
dude! thats the most horrific shit i have EVER heard… whoever told her that that song was going to be a hit needs to get hit!
OMFG! Where do all of these NO talent spoiled little rich kids get all of their DILUTED self confidiance??? Is there like a class in High School? I am suprised none of them have tried to capitolize on THAT. Like the next Tony Robbins! F*%&^!
My ears are bleeding now.. she needs to find a real job.
it would be interesting to see how it sells…or doesn't sell…
The song isn't genius, but it's definitely listenable.
lyrics sound exactly like Fergie's Labels or Love!
Hahahahah. This sounds like something Ashley Tisdale would sing in a Highschool Musical movie!!
my ears are bleeding. that is the worst fucking thing i've ever heard. i want those two minutes of my life back.
From this angle she looks like the guy from the movie Mask (the one with Cher).
ITS LIKE REALLY REALLY BAD EUROVISION…WHICH WOULD BE SO BAD THAT IT WOULD PROBABLY WIN
when will she stop already
she makes me want to rip my own face off
Reminds me of Jem and the Holograms… maybe they should revamp that cartoon and use this crap as the theme song…sadly the cartoon jem had a much better voice then this dipwit.
heidi is a loser she needs to like get over herself she cant sing and her clothing line is a piece of shit. she miles well go get a job at wedys or something and her boyfriend is a major asshole XD
Oh Perez, are you jumping on the Heidi and Spencer bandwagon now since you went to CHURCH with them on Sunday???? Come on, these two have nothing more to do than to get a photo op every chance they get, LOSERS!!!! Must be nice to get rich and think your famous for doing nothing more than getting your picture taken, oh and let us not forget, they set up the photo ops themselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't even listen to 30 seconds without wanting to stab myself…make her stop!
okay, is this for real? she actually thinks she's good? wowwwwwwwwwwwwww
I thought she was singing in a chinese!!
SHE SUCKS!! Re: first –
oh. my. god.
try stripping!
i am physically ill! is that a joke? my ears wont stop bleeding.