New Music From Heidi Montag!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag > Francophilia
We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!
Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.
The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.
The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.
But, the lyrics are totally weak!
The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!
Check out Heidi's Fashion below.
Do you like the song???
- So-so (13%)
- No (80%)
- Yes (6%)
Total Votes: 135,816
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Posted: June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Re: Elisa – this whore is serious , a serious attention whore , a delusional skank who thinks she is god's gift to the world !!!! someone need to murder her , I agree with some one here and people need to stop watching that fucking show the hills
Re: Jessi – OMG that made me laugh! Do you still have your job??? Heidi just needs to stop with her lame ass music!
it like a lames ass version of barbie girl…
WHAT THE FUCK?? is this bitch fucking insane??
fuckin DOUCHE!
Re: kames – Go fuck yourself you pathetic dumbass ,comparing this piece of shit to Madonna is an insult ,and I'm totally not surprise that you will do her because the only girls you hook up are obviously brain dead skanks like this worthless piece of shit Heidi , you and Heidi need to die together so that this world will be a better place.
no.
Re: kames – you are an idiot just like this talentless skank.
Re: kames – of course you like saying that because you are a DOUCHE BAG .
This sounds like something you would find at the ending credits of a B movie, like Double Dragon, Never Ending Story 3, and anything Lindsay Lohan does. If we ever wanna find Bin Laden, just smoke them out with Heidi's music, cause that's enough to make anyone's ears bleed. May God have mercy on her for the torture she's brought upon people.
stupid bitch needs to get a fucking life!
Re: kames –
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
Don't you wanna see these clothes on me? No.
i laugh everytime i hear her songs because they sound just like the samantha james girl from the "just friends" movie. she is even starting to look like her
oh my hell she sucks she needs to realize she is not a singer and give it up. Even my 5 year old daughter heard it and asked me why was I listening to it cause it wasn't good.
Re: kames – hey asshole, Madonna is talented ,this cunt is nothing but a whore just like your crack head whore mother that gave you life.
what a delusional slut .
I hate her cunt face, I hate her hair , I hate her voice , I hate her clothes ,I hate her .
ew ew ew ew she is such a joke. EW.
it reminds me of the "barbie girl" song from the 90's
Re: Mike – I agree ,nowadays every fucking body wants to be famous even if they have absolutely no fucking talent and the result is this piece of shit ,a talentless whore ,I mean if she was jusy whoring herself on the street it won't be that bad because that is where this slut belongs to ,but to sing and wanting to act ????
give me a fucking break !!!!!
*shudders* I'll have nightmares for weeks!
in some ways she sounds like an asian person with a thick accent and it sounds like a mixture of spice girls and something shitty. shes soo DUMB.
LAME. Total Fergie rip-off. I haaaaaate Heidi. Shes useless.
This sounds like something you'd hear on Gem and the Holograms. It's really ridiculous….
Re: Natal – she has one ,to be the most talentless whore ever existed
and then after realizing that you are a waste of a human being ,try to drink a hole bottle of draino to celebrate and don't forget to give some to your asshole bf Spencer ,please fucking DIE already ,please ,please .please !!!!!
to be the joke of the century hahahahahahahahaha ,Hey Heidi ,I know you can't read but try to ask some asshole that works for you to read all these lovely messages for you
I'd rather have someone play Ashley Tisdale's cover of Never Gonna Give You Up a thousand times than listen to 15 mins of this.
This sounds like a song you would hear at the end of a Hillary Duff movie. If you've ever run over an animal by accident, or when a person is groaning loudly as they hold on their last bit of life, this is what Heidi Montag sounds like. As the Hills gets more and more boring, it's nice to know that when the show is over, so are all their careers. Look for them soon at your local AMPM or IHOP.
Who wants to hear me sing????? Perez, this is SAD. This is what happens when Parants encourage you!! Hell to NO!!!
sounds like an advertisement to me… Say some more designer names in french, maybe they'll send you free shit!
Heidi–if you're reading this: You're not cool. Nobody likes you. You can't sing, or act (even on reality tv). Your boyfriend spencer is a douche and I think you both should go live somewhere far, far away so we dont have to see or read about your dumbasses anymore. F-..HORRIBLE!
THATS THE WORST FUCKING SONG EVER!!!!! I would rather listen to aqua's barbie girl or that stupid I'm blue song a million times than to listen to this painful shit once! My eardrums are BLEEDING!!!!!! AAAARGHHHHH! listen Heidi Montag…..you are NOTHING and your 15 minutes are counted ….so you and your pimp spencer (aka Beavis) better take advantage fast
Ya… it's perfect… perfect for a Bratz Doll commercial. OMG, so ridiculous.
omg WHAT THE FU*k was THAT? She can't be serious. Absolutely not. My cocker spaniel sounds better howling … with a cold! Again I ask What the FU*K was that.
Side note: I was secretly hoping the French part would be OK but damn I stopped playing it as soon as it was halfway through that part.
She's so desparate. So sad. Don't drop out of College kids
Her voice is as fake as her body
wow. that was like, amazingly horrible.
dumbass ho.
She's not even singing…it's all dubbed!!!! there's no talent and she needs to figure out that all she's good at is wasting her life away on her fuck head of a boyfriend!
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!
sounds a bit like aqua… barbie girl. ew.
this is really awful..bad song, bad lyrics, bad voice..i'm actually embarrassed for this girl
This is the worst thing to ever happen to my ears. It sounds like the music that they put out for barbie…pathetic
surprisingly enough, this song is awesome!!!
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hahahahhahaha
never ever again.
somebody please run this chick over with a car already!!!
She needs to make her stage name Heidi MontagE because this song sounds like music in an after school special , like a Montage during the makeover the depressed teen scene.
….i think i just puked in my mouth a little.
is she serious, it sounds like euro pop..
only euro pop is still better than this crap.
stick to your day job, if she has one.
wow! that was terrible.
it looks like a barbie song or something
DUDE! it's ruining everything i love and care about
Fashion and French, and she's harsh throwing down brand names. GROSS!
ICKY ICKY POOO!
it amazes me that she actually thinks this garbage is good. that is by far the most ridiculously stupid song i've ever heard!
if i didn't know it was heidi, it isn't half bad. pretty typical pop that i'm sure would do well somewhere like europe or with the teens. it also probably goes to show that you don't have to be a great singer for them to make you sound good in the studio all polished up.
wow she gives singers a bad name this is an embarrassament to any singer with REAL talent "you are who you wear" this is discusting. Heidi should be ashamed
is this a joke?
IN ENGLISH OR FRENCH………………IT SUXXXXXX HEIDI STOP…WHO IN THE HELL TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN SING….IF SIMON FROM AMERICAN IDOL HEARS THIS…HE'D PROB BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR MAKIN HIS EARS BLEED….TELL YOUR FAMILY/FRIENDS TO STOP LYING TO YOU…YOU CANT SING U DUMB WHITE TRASH…
this song is actually good.
i dont care for heidi but this is good.
you guys are just jealous. think of it this way, heidi is famous, there isnt any stopping that, the work she does on the hills though is kinda pointless though.
so really im glad she isnt just being famous bc shes some hot blonde chick on some reality show.
shes making an attempt to do something, so suck it.
my ears are bleeding
she sounds like barbie and the rockers - give up!!!!!!!!!
This song is the worst thing I've heard since her first song came out. The beat is horrible and the lyrics are so incredibly shallow and lame. She is the worst "music artist" I have ever heard in my life. And P.S. Heidi, you're never going to win an Oscar, Bitch.
it's not HORRIBLE
but i wouldn't say i love it
I just threw up in my mouth!! Couldn't even listen to the whole thing.She needs to stick with her fake day job at SBE!!!
Ok i'm french and that was just terrible and painful to listen to.
She needs to go get a real job…
She just stuck her foot in her mouth, she sounds absolutely stupid
and is stupider for even releasing that…
Is she f***ing serieous!?!?!?
OMG! Jem and the Holograms put out a new song!!!! Or should I say the Misfits for Speidi?
MAKE IT STOP 1!!!!!!!!!!!
this is AWFUL
it's just as bad as vanessa hudgens singing about sneakers…
oh and i love how she yells her name in the beginning.. dumbass
HAHA wow. This song is BAD. Just imagine if she hadn't gained a certain "head start" from being on The Hills and L.B. If she was just an unknown trying to be a famous singer, she would probably go nowhere! All she would have is Spencer, maybe not even him…
GIVE IT UP ALREADY HEIDI!!!! You just aren't meant to be a singer!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like she's trying to be a 2000's version of Ace of Base-without the great songs…….
I just vomited in my mouth.
she's not singing in french you dumb shit, she's listing designers.
That is the worst song ever and no doubt completely reflective of her true self. No, i don't care about you so I don't want to see anything on you. And just for the record you are what you do not who you wear, but since you do little but wear pretty things you are no doubt confused. What a terrible example for little girls to look up to (possibly her only audience). the song screems of shallowness. Lyrics terrible and soooo stupid, voice okay but so computerized that's hardly a compliment. What happened to real music? Spencer, please, I'm begging you, put a dick in her mouth and shut her up!!!
this is the funniest thing i have ever heard… the best is the high pitched screetch at the begining "HEIDI!" bahahahaah
You know..i'm french and I actually can't understand what she's singing in the "french part".
Bad idea Heidi…. BAD IDEA!
that is the worst shit i have ever heard. is she serious?
She sounds like a lamb when she says, "FASHION. Wanna see it all on MEHHHH!"
she just frikin BUTCHERED the french language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She can barely speak english, how does she expect to speak french….blech
You know … I think this song is complete garbage on so many levels, but for some reason I kinda almost like it. Maybe because it's not as horrible as the other stuff? I dunno.
omg.. HORRIBLE.. i couldn't even get through the whole fucking song it's so bad.. i bet she doesn't even know what she is saying in french.. i am the worst singer ever and i could probably come up with better shit than that
PATHETICCCCCCCCC
That was unbelievably awful. She really needs to sort out new career paths and run from this one…FAST!!!
in french shes saying j'adore (meaning i love ) and then shes say a bunch of designers in a french accident and then those manolos or something nothing worht anymeaning
haha, I like it.
:D
her personality has nothing to do with her music.
i liked her song No More, Body Language and Touch Me.
this one is pretty catchy and i love the french part.
it sounds like this is a song during a Bratz Movie.
her voice is a little below average but she's trying.
AND you people need to stop being sarcastic. You're FUCKING EARS ARENT BLEED.
Get back to real life!
she is NOT Gwen Stefani come up with your own ideas she totally ripped off of "Harajuku girls", whoever the producer is he/she needs to be bitch slapped, she sucks so bad they had to computer generate her voice and she STILL sounds bad…get a clue she can't honestly think that is music, let alone good music, that has to be a joke please tell me that is a joke…..
"you are who you wear." what a dumb whore. i hate her. she's so lame it's nearly nauseating.
why is she alive?
Although I didn't mind the song that much, it literally hurt my ears. No joke, they started bleeding.
This song sounds like something that would play during a barbie commercial.
is her French supposed to sound like Chinese? and her English… like Portuguese??
worst voice, worst lyrics. worst song ever.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
does she wanna make a-list THAT bad?
’cause she's failing. miserably.
heidi for the sake of all of us please stop singing…you are not a singer you cant sing, act, or design so stop trying and stick to what your good at following spencer around and doing whatever he tells you.
okay..so i freakin hate heidi and she sucks at singing..but perez..she aint even singing in f*ing french.. she is saying designer names in a stupid accent.. listen more closely you idiot
Does anyone think she looks like a horse when she smiles?!?!?! Perez, you should put a side by side picture of her smiling and a smiling horse to see the resemblance.
Ummm is it just me or does she totally look like MR. POTATO HEAD!!!!!
i can taste the vocal compressors and processors
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Apparently Heidi Montag thinks dance tunes from 1996 still sound good. Can someone tell her she sucks already so we never have to hear her again?
Not as bad as the first single…but thats no saying much!
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID…. i wanna see her lipsync to that… hahahaha i can just imagine… she needs to STOP… YOULL NEVER NEVER NEVER make it as a singer HEIDI you FU*keN SUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!
Is she fuckin serious? "Fashion put it all on me???" That bitch needs to have someone but a bag all on her head. That is one horse face looking bitch. I hope she read this. I'm sure she does.
Heidi
If you are reading this first I want to say Congratulations!! You are stupid as hell but you still know how to read. But just in case you are as stupid as I know you really are, I'll use small words. You are not pretty. You are very very very ugly. I could say unattractive but that would be a step above what you are. You can't sing. I would rather hear Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, & Paris Hilton on a mash up than you sing. Don't you think its time to quit? You are ugly, your boyfriend (Spencer you are very gay, very very very gay and you are creepy you look like a fucking pedophile) sucks and you have no chance of making any money in the entertainment industry. I mean other than selling your soul and pictures to the paparazzi. Or you could become fluffer for some porn movie. You are too ugly to actually be on screen. But you can help the world, but you really have to get on your knees first to do that. Please do the world a favor and live in obscurity. Just some place far, far away. I hear that Antartica is really, really nice this time of year.
Good luck (with whatever it is that you think your good at)
Reeta
Wtf?? she is a knob does she actually think this sounds good?
Sounds like background music for a Bratz video
my ears are bleeding. that shit is horrible. what a dumb whore.