New Music From Heidi Montag!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag > Francophilia
We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!
Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.
The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.
The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.
But, the lyrics are totally weak!
The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!
Check out Heidi's Fashion below.
Do you like the song???
- So-so (13%)
- No (80%)
- Yes (6%)
Total Votes: 135,816
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Posted: June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
She knows she cant sing right? I mean, her "singing" career is just another publicity stunt, isn't it? If it isn't, then she is officially the biggest idiot around.
WOW I was actually prepared to secretly like it (as I had preferred her to LC), but that is amazingly bad.
The whole Heidi + Spencer onslaught of late absolutely must be a set up, it's the only explanation…
wow,,,its still echoin in my head its so bad who would make a disgusting melody like that n who would actually sing it with such lyrics,,, is it a joke or is it a joke? by the way i think heidi is so fake just from her breast 2 the way she looks and carries herself.
hahahahah. "HEIDI!"
you know it's bad when my fiancé walks in and goes "what the hell is that" and i say "heidi" and he says "this shit sucks" and walks out.
haha.
she wants to be fergie
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please stop lying to yourselves!!! you know you like this song, but are pretending not to because you for some reason have an inexplicable hatred towards Heidi Montag!!!
This song is great…great workout/party song…doesn't really matter how well she sings or even what the lyrics mean, as long as it sounds good, and it does.
Loves it!!!
So let me first begin by saying that the lyrics are hideous-c'mon Heidi-give me a break and debut some real talent please, STAT! Second, this song reminds me of weak-sauce status wannabe Ace of Base, and you, my dear are a far cry from Joker, Buddha, or the other two Ace of Basers w. normalish names. This is terrible-the Venga Boys had more complex lyrics in their 55 versions of that one song they did.
it's like one of the songs on the cassette that came with my Jem dolls
Can i just say AUTOTUNED LIKE HELL. Its soooo obvious.
Apart from that all I hear is dribble and la-la-ala-la heidi la-la-la-la.A pathetic excuse for "music"
this is the WORST song ive ever heard in my life.. she's such a fucking loser.
Oh hellll NO! Doesnt she realize that they are doing the digital stuff to hide the fact SHE CANT SING! It sounded like a 80,s Stacey Q song! Oh wait but not as good as Stacey Q……..
why wont she just go away already .. im tired of seeing her face
Why does it sound like she TRIED to jack JUST DANCE by LADY GAGA……
god that's so annoying…
OH GOD PLZ TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE? SHE CANOT BE SERIOUS??? GOD KILL ME KNOW!!!!! SHES BLOODY PATHETIC!!
wow, i had no idea french could ever sound so shitious…really?..heidi, really?!
mon dieu! c'est horrifique!
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!! I LOVE THIS SITE SOO MUCH AND IM ALWAYSS ON IT BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE COMMENTED….BY THE WAYY I HATE HEIDI AND SPENCER..AND THIS SONG IS AWFUL AFTER LISTENIN TO 30 SECONDS OF IT ITS AWFULLL!! GO PEREZ!! UR THE BEST!!
Fuck this bitch and her shitty song! Im so sick of hearing about this lame attention seeking slut. She is probably reading these comments if she is HEIDI FUCK YOU!
its so good! can't wait to see the video…
Omigosh…this is embarrassing! Don't ask me why, but I still like her…
www.laurenconradisannoying.com
I dont really like her but I think the song is awesome. And everyone commenting saying it sucks or ewwwwww, knows that if it were an artist they totally loved then they would love the song to death. I like how its not the same old crap you hear all day on the radio about breaking up or falling in love. It's got a totally different concept. I can see it being used in a fashion show somewhere
OMG!!! When she yelled HEIDI at the beginning I almost peed LOL
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MY NAME IS ISABEL BUENO AND I LOVE THIS SONG
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Wannabe Vogue… cant strike a pose…
its funny cuz she doesnt even have that great of style. she's rediculous and has no talent. he and spence belong together.
in the french part, she's only sayin: prada chanel dior…
WHY DO THESE HILLS HOES GET SO MUCH ATTENTION THEY ARE LAME AND NOT EVEN THAT HOT SERIOUSLY WHO FALLS FOR THIS WHITE ASS SHIT I'M A WHITE GIRL AND I CAN'T STAND THEM THEIR ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN THIS BITCH AND HER STUCK UP SNOT FRIEND LAUREN AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON BRODY JENNER WHY DO WOMAN WANNA FUCK HIM HE LOOKS LIKE HE FUCKS HIMSELF EVERY NIGHT AS IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF AS HE IS!!!!!!!! ARROGANT ASS RICH SNOTS LET ME SEE YOU COME TO THE HOOD CONRAD AND SHOW US YOUR "FASHION" LINE BITCH!!!!!!!!
Man, I'm french and I don't even understand what she's saying in french!
Hate heidi, but good tune. Will be a hit in eu.
holy shit this bitch is stupid AND self-indulgent…she belongs with that nothing she's dating
she copied fergies labels or love! dumb bitch GET ORIGINALLLL!!
i like heidi's music but this was bad.
what the fuck was that? that is maybe the worst shit i have ever heard. it sounded like a freaking demo song for the cartoon Jem in the 80s that never made it on cuz it sucked!
it's so ashley tisdale. ew.
Oh mon dieu c'est une chanson sa?
Elle chante Francais dedans? Elle rigole ou quoi?!!
Vas te cacher Heidi tu es nulle !!
it's so ashley tisdale. ew.
It sounds like bad eurodance, the kind danish and swedish made in the 90's… seriously not good. Get a life girl and stop annoying us.
OH my god!!! that i really bad!! why sing in french to say the name of designers.. thats just worthles.. im so embarassed right now for me and all canadians!!
and why sing about something totally worthless.. if you have nothing to say.. then wait for the hills to come back on air.. that already what they do..
after hearing heidi's new song, i want to go shoot a horse dead, preferably her.
It's so computer enhanced it doesn't even sound like her…lame ass lyrics.
I speak both FRENCH and ENGLISH and i couldnt understand anything she was saying in french… This song really really sucks lol
this sounds like it came out of the bratz movie
jesus christ, that is crap! just be pretty and do not open your mouth..rrr
Her french makes me want to smash my face against a wall. HARD.
This sucks my cat can sing better
Re: YOU!! –
hahahahahah u looser!
The lyrics are piss weak. I don't listen to this crap genre but OMG this is so bad!!!!!! The melody is really boring.
This song just gave me aids.
her french is terrible !!! I'm french and I didn't get a single word!!!
her voice is so fake !!!
wow. Jem and the holograms want their song back.
I LOVE IT! Seriously. This EURO POP concept/formula is pure genius. It reminds me of one of those French one hit wonders form the 60s onwards. This path will get you your Island I can assure you. Its cleverer than most people will realise. GO HEIDI and SPENCER. Ive gotta hand it to you your perseverence will win through. Crank that wheel BABY !!!
well i m french and i couldn t understand a word of what she s saying!…. just way too bad…
Sounds like something that would play obnoxiously loud at Abercrombie & Fitch.
For the love of God Heidi, GIVE IT UP! Her songs are all awful, why can't ppl tell her that she sucks?
is it me or does this song remind you of something you would hear from Gem and the Holograms?
this is such a BAD song!
i'm already having migrains from it.
Someone please make her STOP!!! I'm bleeding from the ears.
Heidi-PLEASE get rid of Spencer and get a real manager. You're a cute girl and used to appear normal before "The Mouth" came into your life. If you're serious about your career, get rid of him. Can you imagine the publicity you'll get over the breakup? Think Brit and KFed.
her lyrics are so shallow. singing about fashion? come on!
I actually thought the song was catchy and the voice not bad, but the lyrics
are hilariously bad. Who wrote that song? A 13 year old girl?
I have never watched "The Hills" but unfortunately know who this fugly cunt is because of this blog. I can guarantee you all that this horse-face and her Sasquatch boyfriend think they are better than everyone else because they are "famous" and make money from their fake-ass photo-op's. Well let me tell you Heidi and Spencer…you are not better than us. Millions of people laugh AT you and take great joy in watching you fail over & over again at trying to be a singer. You will never be a singer b/c you do not have the triple threat. You have zero talent, zero personality and you're unattractive. Go get a real job somewhere because you look really ridiculous at failing. Cunt.
this song is just as bad as the other piece of crap she put out. did she have paris hilton help her write these songs? i mean seriously!!
If Heidi Montag was to die today the world would respond in a resounding "Who cares?".
i kinda like it but the song is kinda air-headish because if she really wants to make it as a singer she needs to be serious about it and stop making videos on a beach in a bikini acting like a retarded fish and making songs about fashion.Lauren conrad is so much better because she has a proper job and shes a fashion designer TEAM LAUREN!
Sorry Perez but that is not French…. I speak French but I don't know what the hell she is speaking but for sure that is not French
omg helpp IM HOOKED ive just downloaded the song im sooo friggin hooked
really? this was a song?
Holy christ, stop making her more famous. If this is what music is turning into, I am going to sell my fucking ears on ebay. Her voice makes me sterile.
it sounds 90's to me. the lyrics are waayy too simple and ridiculous. haha. why does she even try to make it as a singer??
Re: PEREZ –
wow youre really stupid hating on perez you fucking loser.
get a life, if you hate him then stay the fuck outta his page you fucking ass sucker.
Ugh. When is she going to realize it's time to stop and stick to what she's good at? [That is being an anorexic, horse face bitch on reality T.V.]. She's wasting her time.
p.a.t.h.e.t.i.c.
shes just like begging for clothes. wtf. dont sing.
UGH! That was terrible.. I am so sick of her… your 15 minutes is up.. move on!
She says she is happy that we just even listened to her music but doesnt she realize we only do it to laugh at her. Its not like we are giving her a chance, we know it is going to be horribly funny and that is the only reason we listen- to have something to make fun of.
OMG !!!! doesnt she realise that she can not sing at all?? even when its been digitally remastered she is shit.
someone should cut out her fucking tongue, so people dont have to suffer her any longer.
it's actually kind of catchy… whatever she still sucks
I love it! We love designers!!
this song is so bad omg, i just played it and w/o even knowing what it was my bf was like "what is this"
OMG .. I have no words for this plastic piece of trash.
Oh my good God. That was disturbing………
"La la…we like designers." Are you fucking kidding me? That shit is absolutely terrible. Did a child write that?? This is a song I would listen to if I wanted to have a good laugh, but that's about it. I would never pay for it, though, because it's garbage.
Why does she keep pushing a music career that is not there?? It's one thing if you've had a hit album, and THEN you have one that is lukewarm (ex. Kelly Clarkson), but damn, her FIRST album is a disaster. Just look at the comments on this message board. People do not like her singing. Take a hint and explore another career choice!!
hahahahahaha
it was so funny i needed to hear it again
esp "heidi!" hahaha
WOW!…SHE HAS SUCH A SYNTHETIC VOICE!…Imagen if you added echo and a little synthesizer to that. What ever happened to that little man that used to follow her around?
wow heidi is awful!
She has a nice singing voice but not that great to become a singer and make millions. Lots of people can sing just as good as she can. She's more model material!
Good luck Heidi!
I Like it…but I'm only 7 so what do i really know.
Wow…a fifth-grader with a fifteen minute french lesson under her belt could write this song…actually, it'd probably be better if a fifth grader wrote it! I sincerely hope that Heidi didn't write this. Although let's be honest, she probably attempted to write but then needed to solicit help, hahaha
perez do you just report on heidi bc her UGLY BF pays you 2 this was totally not worth a post this just sucked
SHE SUCKS AT LIFE!!!! I'm SO sick of hearing about her or seeing her let alone having to listen to her shit.
I was thinking you know maybe it's going to be good….. Thanks for disappointing me again Hiedi
Is this a joke? It has to be a joke…. that is the worst thing I have ever heard. My 4 year old niece could write a better song than that.
ok…this girl is so dissillusioned, you would have to feel sorry for her. i wish someone could get it through her head that the singing thing just isnt in the stars for her. in fact, nothing really is. she is going to wander around aimlessly for the rest of her life looking for ways to be rich and famous. expect her and that creepy thing she calls her boyfriend to end up on the Surreal Life….followed by Celebrity Fit Club. She isnt even good enough for Dancing with the Stars!!
The french is absolument horrible.
not only it's terrible, she sang the whole song with auto tune (which is for ppl with absolutely no talent)
your so stupid its not yites, its yikes, and i think that the song is not that bad just give it some time
heidi looks more and more like michael jackson everyday