New Music From Heidi Montag!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag > Francophilia
We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!
Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.
The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.
The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.
But, the lyrics are totally weak!
The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!
Check out Heidi's Fashion below.
Do you like the song???
- So-so (13%)
- No (80%)
- Yes (6%)
Total Votes: 135,816
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Posted: June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
I'm french and I don't get AT ALL whai is she singin'
euro pop techno fabulous
this is the most rediculous song i have ever heard, what is she saying in french? what is the song about? i used to like her and maybe i still would if she wasnt so fake.
Is she really "singing" with a half open mouth and a cell phone in her left hand?
oh my god…so my last comment was before I listened to the song.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAAH Seriously that made my morning. THATS?!?! Music?!!?
How many people think it sounds like that Barbie Girl song?
Re: Kevin – Seriously you love this song? She is clearly trying to rip off of Gwen Stefani.
And its not happening.
Kevin: your taste in music blows.
OMG!!!!!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BITCH IS TOOO FIERCE TO HANDLE!!!!
NO ONE CAN DO IT LIKE HEIDI!!!!!!
WORK IT OUT HUN!!!!!!!!!
ps. Love u perezlicious!
As much as I dislike her, if she had a good voice, I could at least appreciate what she is trying to do. BUT, all of her songs sound like she just talking, not to mention they are all flat out terrible!!! just give it up girl, save some face before you completly detroy your "career", if you could even call it that..
damn its almost time to feed her to the sharks or something….instant headache!!
What singer has a cell phone in their hand while onstage?!! WTF?
IS THIS A JOKE? LOL
this song is fucking horrible…she needs to shut her mouth or maybe get spencer to stick his dick in it so she shuts the fuck up
Oh God!That was awful, I am french but I couldn't understand a worf of the sh** she was singing, only "j'adore" at the beginning of her sentence!
So lame!Why does she have to SING?WHHHHHHHHY?
I really did not enjoy the song. And I wish that people that really know how to sing can get a recording deal and not just be based on the way you look.
That was HORRIBLE, I had to stop it, it was hurting my ears
Hmmm it SUCKS !
I'm French and I don't understand at all what she is singing !!
Go back in the Hills poor bitch
Wow.
Wow.
That's the worst shit I've ever heard.
And if you listen closely, she's not even speaking french. xD
Well she says "J'adore" (I love) And then she just names a bunch of designers in a French accent… I mean, seriously. If you're going to speak french in a song… actually speak french.
But this song is just TERRIBLE. Even with all of the computer editing, her voice still sounds like SHIT. She seriously needs a real job.
Are you sure this isn't Ashley Tisdale? That's what the computer made her sound like then? Eek, her French is choppy…
Her other "songs" were better I guess…
This sounds like an old school ace of base song….wonder how she will pull this off live!!
this is hilarious! being an audio engineer, i can hear autotune used to extremes all over this… not to mention the other heavy effects on the vocals. this track could've been sung by literally ANYONE and tuned and timed to sound like this. this is not talent. this is purely for the attention.
OMG I'm french and I can't even understand one word of what she's saying exept the brands like D&G ohhh I got it she says "Habillez moi" stuff like that which means dressed me and her accent makes me wanna through up^^
hope she"ll understand that she CAN'T sing songs like that or songs at all
its okay ish..quite cheesey (",) who rights a song about fashion?!
there's no voice in this song! she sounds like a robot
I'm french canadian, and I can't understand when she's singing in french!
I could totally see Zoolander rockin' the runway to that song…
SUCKS DONKEY BALLS!
Sounds like an anal Japanese song. And she sings like shes never had a d*ck in her mouth. Ya know what im sayin? They way she pronounces her words.
OMG.
Yeah I rag on Heidi bc of principle and due to her complete inability to do anything worthy of being on televison. Am quite up to date on her latest plastic surgery outings but can't stand her acting, "singing", "reality acting", or that whiny turkey baster she plans to marry.
Ugh, bitch shut UP.
Re: mv –
Hilarious!!!
If this is the best Spencer can do as a manager, he should probably start looking for a real job in the near future…
Utter shit.
Seriously??? Is She F*
wow there is so much wrong with this. first of all– i live to be model thin? i'm so fabulous it's nuts? bitch no one thinks you're fabulous. you're rich because everyone loves to hate you and that is the sick truth. wish they would go away.
and yeah, she's not speaking french. she's listing designers in a stupid french accent.
Re: LOVE – Spencer is that you?
o my god is she really singing about fashion and clothes to try and out do LC again…she really needs to stop i thought Higher would be enough of a wake up call for her
Bahahahahahahahaha. I think she said I'm so fierce that it's so nuts. I know first graders that could write better lyrics then that. If Heidi Montag can get a music career than anyone can. It's a shame what has happened to the music industry.
If Gwen or Lady Gaga would have sang this song you would of love it. Quit hating on the girl. The song is pretty good (for girlie girls).
Are we sure she's not singing Chinese? Because that does not sound French at all.
this is the dumbest fucking song i've ever heard.
is this girl serious?
come on dude.
what a fucking joke.
awful.
Her french is SHIT!! and she's shit!! get a forking life!! not a reality one. real one!!
I LOVE IT.. becuase I love heidi and spencer
they seem amazing
deff. my role models
that SERIOUSLY hurt my head!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Heidi you suck shut the fuck up already you will never your 10 minutes are up. Your not even real anymore after all the plastic surgery
LMAO
Her song blows.
How is it possible that she does not know how LAME her music is? I'm so embarassed for her. She's like those people that go on American Idol and have no idea they suckass.
"Best" part - hands down, when she yells out "Heidi" at the beginning of the song. Bahahahaha… What a douche!
Fashion put it all on me!! dont u wanna see these clothes on me!!!?!!?!?
Lmao
Seriously, she's really trying 2 hard. I really dont like the song.
Hahaha!! The beginning sounds like farts
once again another Heidi song I couldn't listen to all the way thru. Had to turn it off before I was forced to slip my own throat. Great job, loser.
this reminds me of a song made for that 30 second clip of disney movies where everyone is being happy
I think it's a shit ton better than that crap Fergie wrote for SATC
OH man. This sucks. Someone needs to let her know when to stop.
MY EARS, MY EARS!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to post again…five minutes after those awful 20 seconds I'll never get back, my ears are stilll ringing and my head is killing me! (Glad to see I wasn't the only one who got an instant headache!) Maybe she should hook up with one of aspirin companies…"Bayer instantly soothes that Post-Heidi Headache…"
i think the songs shit, but perez, she only sang j'adore in french, as in i love……then she names a bunch of designers. she even got shoe designers in there :s
that's awful. who told her it would be a good idea so say "heidi!" like an idiot in the beginning? actually it was probably spencer. speidi needs to GO AWAY.
No credibility whatsoever! Look at her video, it's unexplainable and strange. Even stranger is that she truly believes she is talented. The world would be a better place if Miss Heidi became a matyr for her own dumb cause of sucking!
My boss just came out to ask what the hell type of music I was listening to because it is killing him ……. lol she sucks !!!!
I love how she says she "lives to be model thin" what a stupid human being. Let's promote anorexia! Yeah! Get a life you fame whore. No one likes you.
perezzz youu neeedss to stop posttingg this stuff aboouuuttt herr cuss thiss iss how sheee getss herrr publicityyyyy
this is like barbie girl… but so much worse
that is the worst thing ive ever heard.
ever.
its like an old faded madonna song and a ace of base single had an illegitamet love child
OMG! this song belongs in an episode of Jem and the Holograms!
1. is that a cell-phone in her hand on the pic?
2. mabye I should listen more carefully but I didn't underdstand the french part, and I'm half french and it's my second language. And I also have a problem when americans "whants to be french" or "chic" and "speaks" french with the worst accent… but mabye that's only me
Ridiculously stupid.
its quite possible that this is the worst song i have ever heard
…ever
She has a good voice, but I would not let my daughter listen to a song like that. Heidi may not intend to have a pre-teen audience, but she will without doubt. Fashion is not the most important thing in a girl's life & female artists should strive to be role models instead of pushing children to be "model thin" and need designer clothes.
This is disgusting.
Every designer she named is probably fucking crying right now.
the song actually isn't that bad. it's like a dancing song.
stop hating on her guys.
I would be embarassed if I was her. She CAN NOT be serious!! NO really is she? That is so bad that I actually almost killed my speackers trying to make it stop. Wow! would someone please give her something to do so this will never happen again. AND that was totally fake sounding… Even Cameorn Diaz would sound good if you messed with the track enough. Come on!
ooooooo la la la we love designer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i HATE HATE HATE heidi montag
BBBBBUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
this song rocks
like uh-lot
only about 2% of the song was an effort by heidi no doubt, but it's still amazing!
Do you not realize she's not saying anything in "French" besides saying designer names in a weird voice?
"don't you wanna see these clothes on me?"
Whoa.
wow shoot me…. that is absolutely the worst song EVER made. does she hear herself?? fashion? we love designers??? wtf… i've never been so embaressed at what we call " singers"
OMG. the lyrics and her voice are HORRENDOUS.
Who the fuck is supposed to be listening to this "gay bars" i hope the fags have more sense.
OMG!!! That stinks worse then burnt ass hairs!!!
Umm, who taught her how to speak french…cause it is absolutely horrific! She would sound much better singing a language she actually speaks!
this is such a Gwen Stefani rip off
My gosh wtf is wrong with this girl? she should go get a real job she sucks and shes a dumb bitch
deep. Seriously though, as consumers we REALLY need to start demanding that "stars" do more than look good (Heidi Montag's only talent).
Time for a new career Heidi!!!
kinda loved it..
well, not so much.
at least the french is understandable..
sorta.
lmfao
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CRINGE!
I think letting her be on the hills.. … was enough as it is.. someone who schedules meetings with tabloids hahaha LOSER!! ya stick to the hills even tho thats not really working either
Re: LOVES –
spencer? heidi? is that you? because nobody without a vested interest would say anything like that about this steaming shitpile of unlistenable, self-indulgent garbags.
its okay..not the best though..a little horrible.but her career in singing isn't going anywhere.
worst song ive ever heard in my entire life! wow..that was just…bad…
She reminds me of those pre-teen girls that splatter designer logos and graphics on their myspace page and claim they love the namebrand when they don't even own anything from there. Or those teenage girls that buy Gucci sunglasses, prance around in them and try to like they're rich when they can't even afford to buy the clothes. Really, fashion is a shallow subject. There isn't much to talk about it. Anyone who tries to make it sound like fashion is as meaningful as getting a good education or giving birth to your children, is a pretentious hack. Clothes are freaking pieces of cloth you stick on your body and nothing more. Just because you bought a Fendi bag doesn't make you a unique person. They're mass produced. I hardly see anyone put any love into custom making it for you.
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i want to buy it on itunes
great beat for a girl's night out
mad props to heidi
HEIDI MONTAG… is the most heinously disgusting person alive…. her and spencer are the anti-christ!!! they are so brain dead… this bitch actually thinks that she and specer are trendsetters??
she is an insecure hollywood disaster…. its so sad she knifed up her face.. boobs… and her style! I just want to pop her fake ass lips with the pen that is sitting next to my computer
and spencer pratt is a dick sucking twat
they are nothing but rich dumbasses that have no clue as to what is going on in this world. IT IS SO SADDDDDDD!!!!
HEIDI YOU NEED TO STOP ….!!!!
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS AND YOU HAVE NO CLUE … YOU PLASTIC SURGERY CHOPPED UP CUNT
She is completely 100 percent talentless….someone, anyone, everyone tell her to shut the f!@#% up and stop making music….Please….does anyone like her music…..barf barf barf……
Wow.
Is this a joke?
I think I just threw up in my mouth that was so awful!
My IQ just dropped listening to that
That song is great! If she's trying to make people stab themselves in the eye!