New Music From Heidi Montag!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag > Francophilia
We've gotta hand it to her — at least she's persistent!
Heidi Montag is DETERMINED to make it as a singer.
The Hills star has leaked released a new single, simply called Fashion.
The production - by RedOne - is pretty good. The vocals are completely computer-enhanced, which is VERY good.
But, the lyrics are totally weak!
The best part of the song is when Heidi starts singing in French - no joke. Maybe we liked that the best cuz we couldn't understand what she's saying!
Check out Heidi's Fashion below.
Do you like the song???
- So-so (13%)
- No (80%)
- Yes (6%)
Total Votes: 135,816
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Posted: June 23, 2008 at 4:16 pm
this is horrific! as soon as the first beat dropped, i was like NOOOOOOO…
please make her stop!
omg
the song is fucking terrible. maybe even worse than her first one.
O EMM GEE!!! PLEASE MAKE HER STOP!!!! her and her FAKE ASS boyfriend. wow. this sucks waaaayyyy worse than hearing her speak. which i never thought anything would be worse than that. GO LAUREN =]
that is the worst excuse for music i've ever heard.
If France has any real reason to hate America…here it is.
Heidi Montag managed to destroy all that is good about music and the French language in one try. She disgusts me. Talentless and pathetic attention whore.
oh em gee!! i really hate her. not just bc of this DUMB ASS song but just bc she is sooooo effin FAKE. i am a TELEMARKETER for god sakes and even i say…GET A REAL JOB BITCH.
this shit is awful!
SHE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this song belongs on the background of a disney show…
ITS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
argh she's so annoying!!! way to set a bad example for young girls - lyrics about how girls are only as good as their clothes. whore.
lmfao muy malo
Someone needs to tell this chick to shut the hell up and STOP trying to make it as a "singer"…….its not going to happen!!!!
BARF!
the beat isnt that bad but she is singing like she has a dick in her mouth hmm why isnt that surprising probably cause she is a caniving slut….
That is easily the worst song i've ever heard….what the hell are the people thinking that actually promote that?
Wow, that shit succcccks!!!! Fashion? I'll never get that minute back. Heidi, you're not famous, honey, you wish! Go do something productive!!!
this is aweful
Is she taking shots? SERIOUSLY, are they taking shots….
What. A. Douche.
ahahahahhaa
"heidi!" in the beginning makes me laugh so hard
THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE…SOMEONE PUT HER OUT OF HER MISSERY!
how did she manage to make french sound like….chinese? russian? anything but french!
OMG u have GOT to be kidding! how fucking shallow is this girl? amy winehouse is heading towards death and we let this one live?
wow umm poppy crap much? her voice isn't really that bad when its totally enhanced but the lyrics are RIDICULOUS. seriously, her fifteen minutes are over.
seventeenth?
Perez….I'm dissapointed. I can't believe you even gave this song a single speck of a compliment, it's ridiculous.
That was beyond horrible.
NO I DONT WANNA SEE THOSE CLOTHES ON YOU! YOU CANT SING! PEOPLE NEED TO TELL YOU THESE THINGS BEFORE YOU DO THEM!
P.S your a major plastic whore baggg
I HATE HER. BUT I LIKE THIS SONG. LOL. its the best of all at least…
better than that higher and no more songs.
FUCK
stupidest lyrics of life.
and her voice is the fakest thing ever.
grosssss.
**********omg***********
that is absolutly horrible!!!!! lauren conrad has got to be loving this.why is anyone paying any attention to this fake 2faced bitch any more ?
Heidi Montag is a talentless loser. She's only famous for being on a 'reality' show that is hilariously UNREAL. She should just give up trying to be liked and accept herself for the stupid whore that she is.
my ears hurt just listening to that voice WTF is she saying?? I thought we were in AMERICA not FRANCE?? but umm ok guess you can sing about anything these days.. Just give up Heidi
what the hell are these lyrics.
did she have 5min to write this song??
is this a joke???? she sounds like a chinese singer.
when will she give up?? Is anyone who loves her telling her the truth? That she sucks!!!!!
well, the song ”had" great potential i guess..
but thts dwn the drain now
sigh.
She really should go back to the farm where she came from!!!! Really no one would notice accept maybe Lauren. Would Spencer even care??? SHE CAN'T SINGGGGG someone needs to tell her I would gladly do it…..:P
umm.. i wanna fucking smack her.. especially when she says "GOLCE GABBANNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA"…the production is good… but the song is very bad… like i feel bad for this bitch…she needs to not attempt to speak french either..
bronzer!!
I can't stand this fucking girl!!! She's annoying and obnoxious. She sounds horrendous. Gimme a godamn break.
This is one of those things that will later pop up on some "i love the 70's" type show as probly the worst fucking song ever recorded and a shit load of comedians will completely shit on her for eternity…helloooooo humiliation!!
as long as Spencer doesn't shoot the video, i'm game.
WuT a WaSte of TiMe,Effort,and MoNeY The SloRe NeEDs to StOp..AnYthInG 4 5 MiNz of FaM3 WuT a ShaM3…
i really think this is begging designers to give her free clothers really listen to the lyrics "fashion put it all on me" ill be anythinng you want me to be
im not ganna lie
she has good skills when it comes to speaking french.
BUTTT
if thats how easy it is to become famous
well FUCKK IMMA BE FAMOUS!
&& the little weird technogic sounds
just sounds like she trying to communicate with some aliens or some shit
whoaa
im still shocked
is it really that easy to be an artist?
i thought you actually needed to be talented and have songs with meaning;
FASHION?!
heidi montag needs to do us all a favor and fall off the face of the earth and take spencer with her.
Its like a bad wreak..Extremely horrible but you want to hear about it
This song is atleast good for a laugh..
i just threw up in my mouth a little…
some one please shit in my ear.
I LIKE THE SONG…. AND EVERYONE IS JUST A HATER ON HER…. YOU GO GIRL AND DO YOUR THING…..
my ears fell off. quit posting shit about her. please.
Holy shit that song is fucking stupid. Seriously the worst lyrics, and it has a Gwen Stefani- Harajuku (sp) girl sound, which completely and unfortunately ruins most of Gwen's Songs feat. the Harajuku girls. Heidi quit singing, your pathetic, and after your wannabe mariah carey/paris hilton music video fiasco that you just finally stopped interviewing in US about, Just quit. Go back to your weak pathetic boyfriend, and shitty lifestyle on the Hills. All of the pathetic interviews in US about your shitty boob job, and about Spencer. Seriously go back to Colorado and crawl in a fucking hole and disappear your pathetic.
i'm gonna say that i still go for actual talent when people um, sing? what's the point of singing, if ya can't freaking SING?! fame hungry snatch.
oh, and i forgot! i can't wait to see the video she puts together for this! at least i can laugh at it while i'm listening to this crap hole of a song.
Is this a god damn joke?
can she please pull the cock out of her ass and realize her fucking music career isnt going anywhere.
BTW PEREZ BBY isaw you on tv on jet blue, and i was like hAY
if people would stop REPORTING on this shit, we wouldnt have to live through this hell. i imagine hell to actually be worse than the time wasted listening to that song, and yes i actually listened to all of it because it put me in a comatose state. and want to stab my ear drums with knives and rip out my eyeballs. holy shit.
This is really pathetic , sad, and she is not even speacking french she is just saying brand names in the french way and even this she can do it properly!! those kind of people means nothing!…really
She cant sing…..thanks to technology anyone these days can become a so called singer, personally its quite frustrating as she has no real talent or vocal range!!
Sorry but anyone these days can become a so called singer…very annoying
Will people please stop using the phrase "I just threw up in my mouth a little"? It's so 6 years ago when "Dodgeball" came out. It is no longer funny!
seriously….what is wrong with this chick?
i hate heidi but i love her music. i would buy her album.
OH FUCK. So BAD I actually feel violent.
Didn't even want/care to hear this but pressed the curious button and now I'm plagued. Can they like have an accident and just go away forever?
This is the biggest piece of shit i've ever heard, its even worse than any Avril, L-lo, Paris Hilton song put together!!
AWFUL! WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!
i like the beat but the song sounds bubble gum….it doesnt sound like you would think it would she obviously has enough money to record a good album….this just low grade and cheezy
i love when she yells her name in the beginning….HILARIOUS!
wooooow…I felt myself getting stupider as the song went on that 54 seconds were enough to make me never want to hear this again. She is horrible at singing, song writing? if she even wrote that…and if she didn't the person who did should get shot…so please leave music to the talented people!!
Does she not actually know how to speak French? It doesn't seem like it…during the parts where she's singing in French, her accent is sooo wrong and sounds almost… Swedish? What a psycho… butchering such nice languages like that
ahahha i didnt even understand a word she "sung"? and I'm bilingual !
buuuud drop the singing, its not gonna happen!
WORST PIECE OF CRAP IVE EVEN HEARD…. AND THE WORST SONG FROM HER SO FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WANT TO RIP MY EAR DRUMS OUT!!!!!!!!!!
not terrible. stick to french, it's catchy
Horrible….Horrible….Horrible…it's entirely computer enhanced and the lyrics….wow….I think a two year old could do a bit better then that……..wow……total total crap
LMFAO THIS IS SOOO FRIGGIN GAAAY!!!!
THAT IS GOD AWFUL!!!!!!!!!
oh dear lord. someone please throw her away. that was GARBAGE. "i need new sti-let-ooos" AWEFUL!!!
It sounds like bubble gum pop gone retarded!!!!!!
Very shit, her vocals have been put through a computer like, a zillion times to even make her sound this good…and that's a-sayin' something. At least when she's Frenching it up we don't have to hear her shit in English!!!
take away her voice and leave the beats and i can dance to that
Actually very catchy
This song seriously sounds like one of those cassette tapes that came with a Barbie and the Rockers doll (Barbie from the 80's that all you young people probably never ever heard of.)
Perez, I wouldn't quite call that French…anyway, this is possibly the worst song of all time and to be honest I don't even think it can be considered music!
OMG….this sounds worser than the worst euro-pop trash….
This sounds like something that would have come out of my barbie's boombox back in '89. WTF- We don't like you Heidi- GO AWAY. You. Dumb. Whore.
Re: Stace – YES!!! I TOTALLY AGREE! It totally sounds like something Jem would sing. And sing much better might I add.
maybe its good for the pre-teen girls
too Barbie for me
She sounds like Jem…the cartoon from the 80s.
If this song and "Popozao" had babies, it could infect entire countries. And kill them. People without talent should not be given power. Or else let's just start making reality tv shows where we watch people sitting around drinking juice. And then they get some money and claim their life long dream was being an actor/musician. And then that happens. Oh, wait. It already has.
WTF??? i'm French and this make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!!!!??? even native speakers cant understand it.
Re: YOU!! –
who cares if you're first you fucking tool. just make your comment and shut the fuck up. what are you 12??? stupid immature fuck.
i honestly think that is the worst song of my life.
she soubnds like a man
Sounds like sumthin you would hear in a crappy Bratz movie.
My 4 yr old niece sounds better when she sings baa baa black sheep
Re: ridaa – and leave the gays out of this ,you fucking asshole , I'm pretty sure only douche bag breeders watch and support this fucking skank Heidi and her dumbass show on MTV. so GO FUCK YOURSELF
Re: LOVE – PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
PLEASE KILL YOURSELF
her voice really isnt that bad. i think that a lot more people would probably like it if they weren't so focused on the fact of WHO it is singing the song. Yes, that song is insanely stupid. but she does have a great voice
This is terrible!
She is giving hopes to all the bad singers out there!
what the f ? Is she for real?..
oh.
my.
god.
this.
song.
is.
HORRENDOUS.
my ears are bleeding. but that might be a good thing, cos i wouldn't have to hear her shitty songs anymore.
sounds like a barbie doll song…or worse
aww i love her :]
This is a frickin' copy of the melody of Lada Gaga's new song Just Dance