Jen's Awesome (For Now)
Filed under: Jennifer Aniston > Love Line > John Mayer
In a recent interview, John 'Magic Stick' Mayer said in response to a reporter's question about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, "All I can tell you is that I have made every decision in my life with complete authenticity. My feet are firmly on the ground. If you do things from the heart, it feels awesome."
We think he'll authentically be sick of the Man by end of summer.
John also reveals that he's annoyed that the paps aren't helping him advance his 'music man' image.
Mayer says, "I don't have a problem with my privacy as much as I have a problem with people messing with my message. If you're going to take pictures of me doing mundane stuff, will you at least take pictures of me playing guitar? Because right now it looks like all I do is drink coffee and do dry cleaning and go eat dinner."
Johnny boy, we think you just screwed yourself by speaking out.
You being all musician-like and shiz will probs be the last thing peeps will want to snap now…..unless you have a guitar in your hand and a cock in your mouth!
[Images via WENN.]
When I see this couple news, I just think to myself "I'd sure like to see Kristy McNichol back acting again". She was a good actress, had class, was cute, and had the nicest smile. COME BACK KRISTY MCNICHOL, HOLLYWOOD NEEDS YOU!!!
MAN! I told yall so!!!
Whoa Perey, little harsh there huh? Youre just jealous his bi and didnt want to tap your ass!
Dear Perez (or should I say Petty Hilton),
… Your thinly veiled jealousy over Aniston has gotten downright PATHETIC and you my friend, have reached a new low… Bashing on one of the hottest pieces of ass on God's green earth. Gosh, isn't obvious Long John Mayer would rather pork her and not you? I know any red-blooded American male would not hesitate to let that Aniston chick ride and suck the hell out of them…. Mayer is a lucky bastard. Bitch can't act for shit but I bet she's one awesome, mind blowing fuck. Seriously, get the fuck over it. And lay off that Aniston bitch and go eat the peanuts right out of Angelina's turds, you ass kisser.
Q: What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
A: Jennifer Maniston
PEREZ, YOU'VE LOST ALL CREDIBILITY. WE'VE READ THE ARTICLE (as usual, you're way behind, this was published over a week ago) AND YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY TRIED TO TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT. JEALOUS MUCH?
Re: ew – U'RE SO FUCKING STUPID. JENNIFER IS ONLY 8 YEARS OLDER THAN JOHN. BRAD IS 12 YEARS OLDER THAN ANGIE. OBVIOUSLY, JEN IS A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOAMN WITH A ROCKING BODY THAT ANY 25 YR OLD WOULD BEG FOR, EVEN ANGIE.
Re: ew – I bet you have a big, fat, sloppy ass.
Re: chimp – Ummm, John is famous too. Maybe he prefers women that can relate to "that" whole thing. Is he only destined for happiness and legend if he marries a civilian?
Love John's music. I'm going to see him at Blossom (again) in a few weeks!!! He's so hot, that in concert his music is soooo good I forget to pay attention to his hotness.
Re: jennifer_graham – I really know him. John's a wonderfully nice, smart, talented guy. Sad you feel you have to slam someone you don't even know. It's pretty easy to see what pictures the paps take when they show up on every magazine cover.
Re: WTF – If you EVER met John, you wouldn't have wrote that. I'm guessing you're a fat insecure blog hag that has no life of her own.
Re: shut – U need to shut up. "whatever magazine"? You can remember the quote but not the magazine? Purhaps you are a delusional mental case. John doesn't have to use anyone for anything.
Re: Marilyn0603 – Angie's body is hideous. She is so vain that a plastic surgeon will attend the birth to give her a tummy tuck to remove the extra skin. Bitch needs to have them add it to where her ass is supposed to be…YUK.
I LOVE John Mayer!!! he is very talented and I don't know why all of a sudden he is dating all these celebs. It is hurting his image!!
He is a media whore like all the rest of these Thirty Mile Zone attention hounds. Furthermore, I find his voice annoying and his musical stylings repetitive.
I will give him one thing: He has a well developed wit.
Is their anything more mundane than his music?
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HA-HA, PEREZ.
YOU ARE SUCH A NOBODY…
ALWAYS WILL BE…
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FROM HERE ON…
PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHO THESE TWO ARE-
WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTUAL CELBRITIES.
YOU? HAHAHAHA..HE…HE..AHH:)
YOUR BITTERNESS TOWARDS THESE 2 IS SO TRANSPARENT AND VERY PATHETIC.
john mayer is the biggest leech known to planet earth.
he's the 20th century DON JUAN.
and jennifer aniston is just as fucking dumb as jessica simpson.
those 2 will never find love.
srry………hunnies.
JOHN MAYER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F**iN TALENTED
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Re: bLaNc –
Blanc, you're right on the money about Jennifer and Jessica. They both screwed up their marriages, and dating John Mayer won't help matters.
I really hope that John finds someone, but dating all of these Hollywood chicks with low-self-esteem ain't helping matters.
Re: MikeV – beautiful!!!!!!!!!
Your just hating because you want every day she has ever dated, you suck perez JEN AND JOHN ROCK!!!!
He is a lucky guy, Ansiton is sexy as hell I love her
JEN IS SUPPER SEXY, FUN AND STLYISH I LOVER HER AND I'M HAPPY FOR THEM
So as the new catch phrase now goes, Perez, you just threw your "makeout-buddy" John Mayer under the bus.
With friends like you, Perez, who needs enemies…???
Oh, who cares about her? Enough already! She's a middle aged hasbeen who has no talent and is just a plain faced girl. I see people walking down the street better looking than her with that giant chin.
Re: Lori – lori you're probably beastly looking ! has been? where the hell have you been? this chic's 10 year (hot) sitcom only ended in 2004 and she's been doing movies ever since! she hasn't once left the hollywood scene. far cry from a has been. then again I'm sure this is an opinion coming from an uneducated hillbilly idiot, who can't even locate California on the map!!
AHA! He as good as ADMITTED it. He is dating Jen for the media attention the paps will bring him and his music. Well, of course, we all knew it. What would a womanizer want with a clingy, possessive and insecure woMAN like Maniston? Lets face it; shes old enough to be his mother. And, she looks like Jay Leno with that Chin. He likes fresh breath, she smokes like a chimney. He is reasonably good-looking. She is proof that as long as you marry a superstar, even ugly ducklings can succeed. Look, be honest. Why else would he be interested in the Chin? If it wasn't Vince Vaugh and the 'publicity' for the movie The Break Up, it was male escort model Paul. Now, its a "business arrangement" with an oscure muso who is using her like she did Brad; to get up in the industry. Anyone surprised? After what Jen did to Brad, she deserves all the pain she gets.
Re: Cokie – John's a smoker too dear. And I've never heard of an 8 year old girl giving birth either. Though I have heard of a 12 year old boy fathering a child (Pitt face is 12.5 years older than AngHOlina)