Hearts Break
Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal > Reese Witherspoon
They're taking it to the next level!
Discuss.
Posted: June 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
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Hearts BreakFiled under: Jake Gyllenhaal > Reese Witherspoon
They're taking it to the next level! Discuss. Posted: June 25, 2008 at 12:08 pm
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Re: Muk – hey idiot…if you dislike Perez and his website so much then why in the fuck are you here?? duh… moron
Hmmm. It's no secret that Jakie's Gay. And I've heard as much about Ryan, which probably means the Witherspoon-Phillipe alliance was the usual 'put on a pretty show' Hollywood marriage, which means Reese and Jake are both Gay. Hellooooo!
LUCKY COW!!!!!!!!!!
Muk (#17) WTF have you done with your life? Jealous, Bitch? At least Perez is making lots of money doing something he loves. This blog is better then those stupid rags, and even when he's lying, or being gross, Perez is fun. Perez built this blog from nothing. He did what he had to do and he did it every day. I know for a fact that Perez takes very few "sick days." Most people miss work more then Perez does. He even had a eye operation and he posted that same day. You rotten fucker. And now he is successful. He can afford to be nicer. He is getting more fans now. He still gets his devilish side on and So What, you dumb fucker.
I personally think Jake Gyllenhaal should come with a fucking warning label.
I have never seen anyone that hot in my entire life. He can just stand there and it's and invitation. He doesn't have to do nothing. Just stand there and you want to touch him in all the Right, wrong places. Yeah. And you want him to touch you. And he looks like he'd do it. Oh, yeah.
Good for them!
If I was divorced, that's exactly what I would do if I ever met a nice again: move in with him. She doesn't need marriage again! It's not like she needs the security of his benefits or anything!
Wow people! He played a gay cowboy…it was a movie! He's obvi not gay!
Re: BLACK –
Go where? Seriously, how is saying that all [ethic group] is [negative characteristic] not racism?
You know, a lot of people are racist. Just deal with the fact that you are being that way right now, and mend your ways in the future, lest you look like a hypocrite.
i think thats freakin amazing, reese deserves someone who is as amazing as jake
awh relli
tats nice 2 knoe
Many of you think Jake G. is gay? Because he is an excellent actor and portrayed a gay man so well in Brokeback Mountain? A little narrow-minded, don't you think? Unbelievable.
this has nothing to do with reese…but!
brooke hogan looks like a total hot tranny mess!
perez looks more feminine!!!!
btw… i
Blech… I agree with Kelly - can't stand her… hope someone rescues Jake! What's with the chin? Also, when she smiles it seems like her tongue's about to flick out like a lizard's! I honestly don't like to trash people on looks, but she really bugs me!
I think it's great that Jake has taken on the responsibility of helping with her kids. They're a beautiful couple, I love them both. I wish them all the best.
Damn yes. My heart is breaking to pieces. I knew I never had a chance of course, since I live thousands of miles away, don't travel in his circles, and am not nearly at the gorgeous level as his hot little ass…. but it was a little easier to dream about him and me when he hasn't been living with her. Shit. damn. bummer.
But… I'm not going to let it deter me though. Truth be told in my fantasies, I will still be pretending Jake is all mine. To do with as I want. And deep down I'm a little heartbroken and Reese hating that she can have this boy that I always want. But if anyone can have him for real, Reese would be my least unfavorite. Jake's a smart boy and knows how to pick a beatiful smart woman.
I am really happy for Jakkey if he's happy. He deserves all happiness. Truly.
….but still….sigh.
Good or her
Re: rm – YOU ARE SO WRIGHT THANK YOU FOR PUTTING ME IN MY PLACE LOL!
Is anybody really buying their relationship? Clues: when couples-of-convenience are posing for their "photo ops" they look all happy, they play to the camera, Think Tom and Kate and all those dramatic romantic moments played out in the public eye that wound up turning his precious demographic against him. But when celebs are seeing eachother in a real and natural way, they seem more resentful of the cameras. Their body language says, Leave us alone!! These 2 have their dumbass, toothpaste smiles when out in public together.
Ted Casablanca got caught lying again. This time he claims that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have broken up. She denies the story calling it "100% fabricated." She may sue him. What a liar Ted Casablanca is. Does this loser have any credibility at all left?
Re: drea – Keep dreaming sweetie. These two haven't engaged in one photo op together. That's just what you tell yourself because you can't admit the truth. You were duped. You are a sucker, and continue to be a sucker. I predict Jake and Reese will last a long time together.
Well, did Reese have a rebound romance after Jake? Sow your wild oats Reese! I mean you need that one or two messed up stepping stones before you meet your next "I do" Man. That way the one you really like is not the stepping stone.. aka work your issues out and have sex…. clear the head think…. meet they guy for Mom and Dad to meet…???? make sense????
3rd Rock from the Sun lady is sick isn't she? Jesus Christ girl.
Oh…Reese is cool.
Maybe these girls should try to find a mate outside the HollyWood scene and find people who are uh…how do you say "not acting" to be in love with you? Because after a while how does one tell anymore?
Re: BLACK –
I suppose.
Love them both, and it's so nice to see two normal people in a normal relationship. Congrats to Jake & Reese! (: I must say I have a big crush on Jake myself, but I'm glad to see them both happy.
THAT LUCKY BEE-OTCH!!!!!!
i think they make a great couple !
Your comment just proves my point and it also proves how clueless and shallow you are. Marriage is not about convienience you ass!! It is about a life long commitment with someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with. It is fine to live with someone if you have no children, but when children are involved it is morally unaacepteable!! Only trash would do it!! And I guess we all know from your comments that's what you are. Step out of the trailer and experience the real world why don't you!!!??
Re: Jess – my comment about is for Jess
RADICAL QUEEN SAYS…………………….TRUTH BE TOLD, I LOVE THEM BOTH AND I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR THEM,……………. EVEN IF IN MY OWN PERFECT WORLD JAKE WOULD BE GAY AND MY DEVOTED HUSBAND, ….LOL! BUT THAT'S OKAY…..I'VE ALREADY GOT A HUSBAND (AND HE'S EVERY BIT AS HANDSOME AS JAKE) AND HE'S PRETTY PERFECT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.
what does first mean?
Re: Jess – my comment above is for jess
Snaps for Reese and Jake!
Hey Black and White…
Get over it…take your immature and unrelated dispute somewhere else.
There are racists in every facet of life; your only option on these blogs is to not give them any fuel–you are feeding their fire.
Yeah, they all give you the love you deserve at first. We'll see how long that lasts!
Hmmmm…she must like her independence…or their friendship…or maybe both. There's nothing like having a "roomie" that's a gay male if you're a straight female! You become BEST FRIENDS!
Jake's acting did not inspire me in "Brokeback Mountain", I felt he was overdoing it to play a gay character. So that means to me that he is not gay, but he tried hard for the movie.
Reesetard Witherfug is stupid. i hate her. she is a whore.
Jake is so hot he could do so much better.
But, but, but????? Where will Gray Goose live? He's going to be out in the cold!
Reese Witherspoon has THE BEST taste in men. Good on her for snagging all my celebrity crushes.
I think her parents should write a book on how to raise a child! Not Spears and Lohan! HA!
As long as they stay out of tent they should be fine.
Ryan Phillipe better not visit the house in a cowboy hat. Jake would love it.
If you don't think "a piece of paper" is necessary, try this: When you pay off your house or car, you expect to get the title from the bank. What if they said "Oh, it's just a piece of paper. It's really not necessary. Everyone knows you live in the house/drive the car, you don't really need any legal papers"
You flip the fuck out! Have some respect for yourselves, people!
Pretty sad Perez, that you have to get your celeb gossip from a rag magazine. You are supposed to come up with new stuff yourself, not re-issue stuff that people can see when they buy their slurpees at 7-11. What a dumbfuck you are.
You sink to new lows with this post Mario. Is this the best you can do? Print US Weekly's cover??? How much do they pay you for that or do you still work for swag bags and party invitations.
WHO GIVES A FUCK!!! she's a has been with a very ugly triangled shaped face and a big dumpy ass and he's not much better …Let's talk about Brad and Angie…much more interesting and pretty !!!
awww, I love these two together!
The only thing I care about here is why does Reese Witherspoon always stick her tongue through her teeth when she smiles? I don't want to look at that.
All you fucks that say you don't care about them and blah, blah, blah. Why the fuck are you reading about them then and why are you even leaving a comment. Cause you do care. I think they are taking things slow and its wonderful they are moving in together and starting a family. They don't have to be married. She was married once and look how they turned out. Live life for you and who cares what people think. No ones perfect and life is to short to waste trying to please everyone. So fuck you all who talked shit about them and how they live there life. P.S. he's not gay, ur gay..
WHAT THE FUCK are they going to do with his boyfriend???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really think he deserves better than her… never really liked her, she's too snotty. Still, if it makes them happy, good for them.
I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH REESE IN NASHVILLE AND SHE'S A BITCH. FAKE TEETH AND BOOBS. NUFF SAID
This Reese is maneater! Run, Jake, Run! You can do better!
OH PLEASE, Do you all really believe everything you read in these trashy tabloid mags?? Its more B.S. Reese is a major PR Whore who gratifies herself with all of this nonsense. They are both playing for the media to build their careers. And you are stupid enough to buy it. This relationship (If there is one) will not last more than a year or two more. Guarantee it. This is the Hollywood way. I feel extremely sorry for Reese's kids to be put through all of this mess. She will pay dearly for her mistakes in the future.
Funny to see the little pic of Jamie Lynn and the "struggles of a teen mom" crap…she has been on Disney for years….her fucking sister is Brittney…do you really think it is a fucking struggle for her…..she can hire a fucking nanny……come on!!!
WTF!! Who gives a rat's ass.
I Date Jake's 2nd Cousin…Blair Gyllenhaal
I'm jealous…how can I get Jake to move in with me? = )
I am so happy for her… She so deserves this!
I CAN'T BELIEVE REESE WOULD INVITE A MAN TO MOVE IN, UNMARRIED, WHILE HER CHILDREN LIVE WITH HER. YUK, I THOUGHT SHE HAD SOME CLASS.
I really like them both and think they make such a nice looking, seemingly happy, clean cut couple. However, any unmarried woman that would have a man move in with her children, is a skank.
Re: L – true that!!
Yay! Good for Reese - she seems very happy; she and Jake are a very cute couple. As for whiny Jamie Lynne - struggles of a teen mom. Boo fucking hoo - cry me a river to quote her big stupid sister. Dumb little bitch glorified her pregnancy and made it a media even but at the end of the day a screaming baby with a dirty diaper at 2 am brings anyone back down to earth.
Wonder how his boyfriend feels………….
this sucks dogs balls…he should be moving in with me, not her
Re: FF –
Yeah, who IS Toothy Tile?
Also, Ryan is a good guy, sucks to be him!
Re: RAD Q –
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Um, I doubt that…..
She is just a phoney,money-driven,scheming fame-whore,all this shite is cooked up by her PR and Jake needs a check up from the neck up for getting involved with her in any way whatsoever. He has lost so much credibility through this shabby liaison - ditch the bitch Jake and get on with living the lif you really want to live.
Witheredspoon is a phoney,money-driven,scheming fame-whore, her PR is responsible for cooking up all this shite and Jake needs a check-up from the neck up for allowing himself to get dragged into this debacle!
How much more of your credibility do you have to lose,Jake,before you ditch the bitch and live life how you honestly want to lead it?
meh
THE FAUXMANCE GOES ON.
JAKE, LOSE THE BEARD.
Posting multiple comments under different names about how cute and sweet they are is not going to change the fact that Jake is gay.
How much are they paying you to push this Perez. Or did they promise you a "date" with Jake? I guess they had to push this story somewhere because you know nobody is going to buy US this week with this lame pr dribble on the cover.
ssmit is a typo; meant to type sshit for same old shit.
they're both overwhelmingly beautiful people.
I hate her!! and he is so fucking Hot!!!
Open your eyes Jake….she has the uggliest mouth I've ever seen….
HATE IT!!!!
Jenna, I must admit you said a truth!
i love reese. it's about time!
Don't care
What the hell? How come everything I post a comment "nor" gets erased from the end of my handle?
–Governor
So happy for her. Her loser-what's-his-name-X-hubby's nothing compare to a hunky GylenHO. They deserve each other. a happy ending.
Re: Muk – if Perez is such a loser, then WTF are you doing on his site. F OFF if you're gonna hate on Perez.
Viva Perez!
Before you get to excited about this you need to remember that Jakey moved into Dunst's house when they were an item, and we know what happened to that relationship. If he moves in with Reese it might be just another temporary soujourn for him. I would not be surprised if they tire of each other before long, Jakey gets put out into the street, and has to find another movie star who is richer than he is and who will give him shelter. Let's hope it's a female star, for the sake of his reputation. LOL.
Re: chunk –
Hardly reeling. He just bought a 7+million dollar house in the Holly Hills, perhaps with money he got from Reese and the divorce. It is in terrible taste, but it's big and I doubt he feels like he is reeling. He is probably laughing all the way to the bank.
yeah, i still think he's gay, it's convenient for reese so she doesn't look like a whiny victim after her divorce (cough, jen).
Re: Muk – Re: Muk – I agree because he 'outted' the straight gyllenhaal over and over and now this? even if gyllenhaal WERE gay, 'outing" him would be so unacceptable its hurts. Congrats to the couple and get your FACTS straight 'Pussez Hilton'…
He's the "move in boy." I think when he was with Dunst he moved into her digs, and now he is moving in with La Wither. It's cheaper to mouch on a rich woman in return for a bit of sex now and then, if that is how her operates. Smart guy.
So the ongoing fauxmance continues…part 3,677.
Ted was always on the better horse.
I think it's kid of cute! They're taking it slowly to be fair! It's been a year already!