Just Like Anne Heche
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Michelle Rodriguez > Love Line
Not so well-known actress Kristianna Loken was just married to her husband last month in a trailer-trashtic wedding.
But, how'd that happen?
Kristianna is the same girl that was "dating" Michelle Rodriguez less than two years ago!
They met while costarring in Bloodrayne. (Yea, we didn't watch that movie either.)
Loken was rumored to be dating Rodriguez for some time and even did an interview with The Advocate where she came out about her relationship with Michelle relationship.
But now, after separating and apparently not gathering enough fame by being with Rodriguez, Loken has gotten married. To a guy.
Maybe she's bi?
Loken and her non-famous man were married on her parents' fruit farm in upstate New York.
Yes, on a farm. But she's not a fruit anymore!
Oh, and the wedding party took place in a tent between a pond and a petting zoo.
Fun!
CLICK HERE to see a photo of Loken's "beautiful" wedding. And HERE for a close-up look.
[Image via WENN.]
WTF is she wearing on her head?
I actually really like her pics they are really cool and unique - but the thing on her head HAS TO GO!
farm wedding.. awesome! environmentally friendly is the best, YK?!
WTF is on her head! Shiteous!
ha silly hoe the one in diesel gotta camel toe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't get why Tom Cruise, Matteo, Clooney, Cook and all these other closet cases insist on living a fake life in this day and age. Do they not see that Americans don't give a shit if you're gay? It's not like most of don't already know you are.
OMG that wedding is SO ghetto. Her dress is disgusting and WTF is that thing on her head?
Lesbians who marry men I believe are called bisexual. What's the big fucking deal Perez? You are an ass.
She is really a wonderful and beautiful actress.
She was in RING OF THE NEBELUNGS (Ring der Nebelungen) - as the Valkyrie warrior queen Brunhild. She was absolutely wonderful.
Check out ring-of-the-nibelungs on the web. It was a truely remarkable ancient tale brought to life - and Kristanna was absolutely perfect for the part.
As those with any historical and musical knowledge will know, ..Wagner created a whole opera devoted to this timeless tale.
HELP!!!!! I've gone blind. I've gone blind. Need EMERGENCY eye surgery.!
AS USUAL - THIS SHOWS HOW PEREZ IS A TOTAL IDIOT.
KRISTANNA LOKEN IS A TALENTED ACTRESS AND NOT AT ALL A LOONY-TUNE LIKE ANNE HECHE….
IF YOU MAKE THE COMPARISON BETWEEN THESE TWO..YOU MIGHT AS WELL MAKE THE COMPARISON BETWEEN PEREZ LOOKING LIKE THE LONG LOST BROTHER OF SHREK - BECAUSE PEREZ IS DEFINITELY OGRE-LIKE BUT MORE LIKE WILE E.COYOTE STUPID.
AND SHREK IS INFINITELY BETTER LOOKING.
Re: Krist – I'LL GIVE YOU EMERGENCY EYE SURGERY WITH MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS YOU DUMB BITCH!
What the fuck is that on her head?!?!?
I went to high school with her husband… he is so not gay… and his father is a famous canadian artist… who passed away not too long ago…
Noah and Kristianna look very happy together….
I like reading your stuff… but you are way off on the comment about Noah..
I like the setting, it's lovely!
i thought she was cool cuz she was gay and i was like dam thats a sexy ass lesbian girl but once again all those bi bitches fuck all us lesbians up…fuck her lol thank god she is never comin back on the l word agian lol…one more thing i hate it when girls pretend to be gay just to get fame or even get one tv its soooooo lame
She IS OPENLY bi…..
Aren't you suppose to be on top of all gossip? "Queen of All Media", I think not.
I love kristanna! she's awesome!
HA HA nice jellyfish hat!!
Oh god how those pics made me laugh!
Perhaps Loken needs a green card to stay in the US so it's a marriage of convenience?!?!
WTF is that on her head???? Don't know who she is, but that should be illegal!!!
The thing on her head is weird, but the rest of the wedding is nice. So she didn't have a million dollar wedding, who cares? Finally a celebrity that understands that you don't need to pay an ass load of cash for a party. Kudos to them!
there's a LOT of bold guys in that family!
what in the hell is that on her head
I also went to highschool with Noah, and the "trashtic" comments certainly aren't warranted. I'm sure our standards out here in Southern Ontario aren't up to your "queer eye" Hollywood standards…but they are both smiling and having fun, which is really what matters right?
I'd rather wish both of them the best of luck, and their wedding day looks like they had a lot of fun.
ok, mom needs some serious hair-help. cut of the colored hair, or color the rest. yuck
I actually think thie pics are nice - defenitely different than your normal "glam" wedding. But that thing on her head RUINS it! Seriously, WTF?!!
I thought the picture on the tractor was really very quaint. An orchard would be a lovely setting for a wedding particularly when the trees are blooming in the spring.
her husband looks good ! better than Michelle Rodriguez
hey ASS people can be bi!
Re: OLD –
being bi is old?
oh okay then so is having cancer, being homosexual, being short, you know all of those other things that you can't control.
ignorant people annoy me.
She looks ridiculous!!! But the scenery is beautiful.
Lots of people are bi, Perez, it's not really a big deal. Also why make fun of someone's wedding, are you jealous?
what the hell is on her head??!!??!??!!!
it took me a sec to recognize him. i loved painkiller jane, bummer that one is gone
big deal just cause she married a dude, she can be bi, there's nothing worng with that.
and just cause she go tmarried on a farm by a pond doesn't make it trailor trashtic. Trailor trashic would have been if they where both wearing ratty old clothing, and dirty.
Perez…darling…cupcake- after managing to get through comment # fifty something I realized that the only reason most of your beloved fans (and apparently yourself) don't know who Kristanna is-is because you don't watch the best show since Sex and the City: The L Word…..you're welcome.
She's very talented AND hot.
i actually like the photo…the old tractor adds a good contrast to the gowns and tuxedos..
but i'd really like that 70's buick riviera in the close up. that car is friggin bad ass!
She co starrred in T3 she was the chick terminator. Looks like a wedding in wine country to me. I agree what the eff is on her head otherwise it is sweet, not trashtastic.
Hey, I like Bloodrayne!. The game is awesome too.
HELLO EVERYONE!!! Just to let yall know I was at the wedding. Kristanna and Noah are a great couple the are very much in love..and happy!! Thats all that matters…people love to put celebs down it makes them feel big. Dont hate on Perez he's just doin his job….bieng a prick asshole!! I think the thing on her head was some kind of cutom or tradition in her family or culture. Kristanna and Noah are the most down to earth, and loving people. Celebrities or not!!!
time for someone to get botox..
Re: Annie – i actually look about a million times better, thanks, but i'm sure ur a fucking DOG
WTF with that wedding?!? I give it a year (and I'M being generous).
i just wonder how sad it must be for perez to write negative things about people all the time. I mean, what is he famous for?
Being gay and talking shit about people?!
Saying that people are fat, (has he seen hiself in the mirror)
saying that people are sucky at their job, (is his job really a job?!)
I mean, I would much rather reading about the people that things are going good with, and fame is not everything in life. Has-beens? I've never really understood that. They still are?!
Wait, maybe you have to have something unique to suceed,
"I mean, I guess Yeah, Perez is different in the world of paparazzo.
He's gay, colourfull, and a good trash talker. That has got to get him far in life."
FOR THE LOVE OF SH*T! Hasn't anybody ever heard of being BISEXUAL!???
Not everybody has a definite preference. Some people just like the person, not the body part, like Loken, and yes Michelle Rodriguez, as hard as it is to believe. There are a lot of people who are bi and not just because it's "in". Some people just really are bi. It's shocking how straight and gay people alike BOTH insist on an individual being one or the other. I'm shocked that the gay community especially does this. For people who demand open-mindedness and acceptance (which of course is deserved and shouldn't even be an issue) they can sometimes be THE most judgmental, especially when it comes to a person's sexuality.
Bisexuality exists. Deal with it and SHUT THE F*CK UP. Stop calling people gay who are BI Perez. You are perpetuating judgment on someone's sexuality which is so hypocritical!!!
Make fun of people for stupid outfits. Point out dum statements celebs make. Knock yourself out. But STOP trying to label peoples' sexuality when you don't know or understand. Rodriguez, Loken, and many others ARE JUST BI. Drop the f*cking Gay Gay Gay headlines for those who are not 100% openly gay. Start a Bi Bi Bi headline if you must. Thank you Pinks.
that is PAIGE from the L Word..
love is love.
just because we don't always understand it - doesn't make it wrong.
Besides - judging from her head piece - she's not all there upstairs right now anyways. ; ]
I think you must be a bisexual in denial Perez. Why else would you name yourself after a bisexual woman and make stupid biphobic remarks all the time?
You're clearly very confused.
I mean straight, gay and lesbian people who are secure in their own sexuality have a problem accepting other people's bisexuality?
I really don't think so. I REALLY do not.
perez, u forgot to file this one under "z list"
i wouldn't fuck her with perez's dick