The Ho Ho Bus
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Busted!
Give it up for the South Beach 'madame' who was diversifying her operations!
Christina Morta was arrested in Miami for operating what appeared to be a brothel on wheels.
Damn, yo! How come no one ever thought of this before???
Said bus contained five prostitutes on board that made regular stops along South Beach.
A Miami detective said, "One of our undercover officers saw the bus driving up and down Collins Avenue, was able to get on the bus for a certain amount of money, and saw the illegal activity going on inside."
The creative madame charged $40 for patrons to board the quarter million-dollar bus.
Once on board, prostitutes reportedly received even more money for performing lap dances and various sex acts.
Just join a band, boy. You'll get something called a tour bus..and the sex comes free!
Hey, after the South Beach Madame gets out of jail, though, she should go to business school.
She's quite clever!
[Image via WENN.]
Re: ??? –
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okay, is it just me, or does Charlie Sheen look COMPLETELY FREAKIN INSANE??????????????????????????????????????
how anyone can side with this whackjob is beyond me.
he's violent, he's abusive and he's an addict..
Go Charlie!! LOVE Me!! How come you NEVER talk about the fact that Denise worked for Heidie Fless???????? HELLO She was a prostitute!!!
Charlie Sheen Is a PERVERT!
He is a Druggy who happens to be a well known Actor. Who can buy His way out of almost everything!!!
If He can't His Daddy (Martin Sheen) will help! Big baby!
prostitution is not funny. You ever look at the women on the corner. It is sad. Anyone who gets a hard on from that deserves the lorena bobbitt okaaaay
A pimp is an abuser and exploiter- NOT COOL
Re: booga – you lie
Probably they had horse-drawn bordello-wagons cruising the beaches in the Roman Empire too, especially at Pompeii and Neapolis. Our country is so rapidly falling back into the ways of ancient Rome that we now have such wagonellos in South Beach, our own little Pompeii-by-the-Sea.
no kidding
This is soo crazy because i just came from visiting Miami about a month ago and stayed at The Kent hotel in the art deco area of South Beach on Collins. Me and friends would leave the hotel at night and see a party bus parked outside with women walking around in bikini tops and short shorts with thongs exposed. Each night they had on a different color. We assumed it was a guy having a bachelor party on the bus and was enjoying his weekend with friends. But after seeing this story im stunned that it was a “brothel on wheels”, lol. It all makes sense now its crazy.
Yep, CHARLIE SHEEN
does look like
RICK SOLOMAN
from
'WHO WANTS TO MARRY A MILLIONA$RE . . . ?'
you people are so dumb. Charlie Sheen is well know for his rounds w/ hookers, hence attaching his picture to this post. I bet he's taken a ride or two on that bus.
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as for the dead celebrity… it was gay-wad Swayze… D-E-D.
Re: melin –
uh, duh, that's how they met!!
There is a pic of Charlie because he is well known to enjoy and pay for prostitutes. Duh, dumbasses, where have you been???
This is hilarious!
Re: ARTOF – NO WAY BROWN SCUM
That's not new, they already did something like that on CSI! It's common in Las Vegas, and it's legal!
hey perez! i love you!! but they have those "brothels on wheels" all over germany!!
LOL! THAT IS INGENIOUS!