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White Boys Can't Dance

Filed under: Music Minute

Dave Matthews attempted to do a little dance for his encore with the Dave Matthews Band at the Comcast Center in Mansfield, MA, on Wednesday.

The results???

HIGHlarious!

CLICK HERE to watch Dave do his dance.

468 comments to “White Boys Can't Dance”

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  1. bubba says – reply to this


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    You obviously don't know much about Dave Matthews, that's how he always dances! And that's why we love him! He's having the time of his life and he's feeding off the energy from the music and his fans. That video made me really excited to see him again this summer, so thanks for posting!

  2. Danie says – reply to this


    102

    DAVE ON PEREZ! Perfect:) That is just his quirky little way…LOVE IT!

  3. mel says – reply to this


    103

    hey that's my move…

  4. omg f says – reply to this


    104

    don't comment on something you cannot understand. you are not even in the same plane of existance as dave. fuck you.

  5. torij says – reply to this


    105

    Hey…….it's Dave!!!!! He can do anything he wants!!! I was there, he can dance! And besides…he is Dave Matthews, he can do anything he wants!!!!!!
    Love Dave!

  6. melis says – reply to this


    106

    Dave can do whatever he wants

  7. Panda says – reply to this


    107

    Now I love him more than ever! So super cute - wish I was there but I'll be at Staples Center baby!

  8. argh says – reply to this


    108

    Perez, you're so full of fail.

    dave's just being himself…but being yourself doesn't belong to your priorities in life. I guess you've not been true to yourself in years, otherwise you would be ashamed of what you do and hide in a cave somewhere…

  9. B says – reply to this


    109

    he does that at every show dipshit.

  10. E says – reply to this


    110

    i love dave matthews..

  11. me says – reply to this


    111

    i think its cool- he never dances well- hes just feeling the crowd.. they sounded awesome

  12. SoulM says – reply to this


    112

    James Brown disagreed…

  13. Rob says – reply to this


    113

    Why not title the Wesley Snipes story: "Black boys don't pay their taxes" ?

    Dave Matthews doesnt give a F…thats why he's great.

  14. DMBLV says – reply to this


    114

    Dave is AWESOME.

    Enough said.

  15. Meow says – reply to this


    115

    Dave Matthews rocks! Too bad you had to try and make his unique dance a bad quality, you're a dumbass! But I still read your site, heehee!!!

  16. Mary says – reply to this


    116

    It wasn't bad. Let's see you try to attempt that you fucking freak.

  17. His B says – reply to this


    117

    Perez, As one of DMBs true fans, I can assure you that when Dave Matthews does his silly little dances, he truely kicks ass. If you think that was good, you should check this one out:

    I was there, and it was wonderful. I love Dave.

  18. Ivy says – reply to this


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    Wow. You must have really run out of stuff to talk about. He was just dancing. He isn't trying to be Justin Timberlake. I admit I read perez (obviously) but I've got to say, Perez you're picking on a lot of people that are much more attractive and exciting than yourself. Just let people be.

  19. myboy says – reply to this


    119

    You wish, Perez!

  20. twat says – reply to this


    120

    damn… whitey is all over this post! Defending the rythmically challenged Dave Matthews (music for the whiteys) — I can't stand that band. completely overated..all the songs sound the same

    and I'm white! Still hate DMB

  21. Matsm says – reply to this


    121

    Davey can dance any way he damn well pleases, any day, any time, any where!!!!

    Davey and the crew KNOW how to put on a show and they KNOW how to give the audience a good time!!!!!!!!

  22. Angie says – reply to this


    122

    Dave can do no wrong. Ever.

  23. FANS says – reply to this


    123

    He may be cool, but his fans SUCK!!!! I went to see him at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavillion last year and his fans were a bunch of drunken dickheads. Everyone on their cell phones bragging to their friends "listen to this, man." By the middle of the show, the whole place smelled like a pukey, beer soaked frat basement. DMB fans can suck steamy turds out of my ass!

  24. hader says – reply to this


    124

    BIG SURPRISE! HE CAN'T FUCKING WRITE MUSIC OR SING EITHER.

  25. hey b says – reply to this


    125

    Re: FANS – God don't you hate it when douche bag people ruin things? I live in Boston and I DETEST the fucking moronic red sox fans!!!!



  26. 126

    I love him.

  27. Jamie says – reply to this


    127

    This is weak. I love Dave but this is not even news. Slow day Perez?

  28. JC says – reply to this


    128

    Dave Matthews ROCKS! You go Dave!!!

  29. Dave says – reply to this


    129

    I'm so happy he made it on! He's been dancing like that for years.

  30. peanu says – reply to this


    130

    I really don't see what's so funny here. I love Dave and I wish I was there at the show.

  31. Carri says – reply to this


    131

    Oh, I love him

  32. Linda says – reply to this


    132

    Perez - Dave is one of the good ones. (When you diss such icons maybe its cuz it proves to your sponsors that we readers are paying attention??) Luv ya but be nice to Dave.

  33. #1DMB says – reply to this


    133

    Rock on Dave! Can't wait to see him at the Gorge!!!

  34. Linds says – reply to this


    134

    Re: c – I too was there. Dave is my god and that was my 27th show and I have to say that I really think it was #1 in my book. I left the concert in tears because Dave let me be myself again. I loved watching him be himself and loving every minute of this dance it was truly a wonderful moment. Its ok Perez, you can say white men can't dance, you could have said worse and then I would have had to hurt you. Dave Matthews is better than any musician alive, at least he can be himself and not perpetuate some fake belief like he actually cares about what people think of him.

  35. wynn says – reply to this


    135

    This is a song about being yourself, expressing yourself and being whatever you want, even if it entails a goofy dance.
    .
    For someone who dresses like a fuckwad in order to "express" yourself, I don't think you should be one to talk Perez. I'd much rather see Dave's fun, goofy dance then your big fat paunchy ass running around in outfits made for 13 year old girls.
    .
    Eat shit and die.

    .

  36. Carol says – reply to this


    136

    Well, this is just hilarious. I've seen my fair share of DMB shows throughout the years. That is what we in the DMB community refer to a highlight of the show.

    I just love that Dave has made it onto your radar.

  37. Robin says – reply to this


    137

    He dances shitty - like my ex - who was white.
    DAVE MATTHEWS IS BORING. SO FUCKIN' BORING. COMPLETE SNOOZE-FEST.

  38. alice says – reply to this


    138

    I love DAVE…he can dance any way he wants as far as I'm concerned!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. DaveF says – reply to this


    139

    Dave is hotter than you'll ever be. I love when he dances, it makes me so happy….

  40. HugsN says – reply to this


    140

    How else are you supposed to dance to that shitty music?

  41. ANA F says – reply to this


    141

    DAVE IS A GOD! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THE DMB!!!! I LOVE PEREZITO TOO!

  42. Jack says – reply to this


    142

    Dave Matthews is as boring as Jimmy Buffett. Zzzzzzzzz.
    They will never, I repeat, NEVER have the genius Michael Hedges possessed.

  43. UKer says – reply to this


    143

    WHO? NEVER HEARD OF HIM!!!!

  44. BORE says – reply to this


    144

    Re: hader – AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREE! AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREEAGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREEAGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREEAGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREEAGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREEAGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREEAGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREEAGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, AGREE, OH YEAH, AND I AGREE

  45. c dub says – reply to this


    145

    don't you get it?? the song is saying "thank you for letting me be myself"…. go dave! dance to your own drum and rock on.

  46. daveh says – reply to this


    146

    Dave is just effing around….I've been to 60 shows and I know! haha he is awesome

  47. laure says – reply to this


    147

    man thats just the dave vibe yoooo.
    dmb forever
    www.laurentbourque.com

  48. alian says – reply to this


    148

    hm i was there, i thought it was cute

  49. Kdubs says – reply to this


    149

    it's dave matthews, he can do whatever he wants.

  50. Amand says – reply to this


    150

    Dave is amazing and so are his white boy dancing skills.. he can do no wrong in my book! his performances are outstanding!

  51. Amber says – reply to this


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    Re: twat – Touche. DMB is, well, DUMB. Dave Matthews Band is so monotonous. I guess rhythmically challenged people are impressed with his work. Laughable! And I'm white too.

  52. scgil says – reply to this


    152

    DAVE MATTHEWS FUCKING ROCKS MY SOCKS!!!! I love his dancing!

  53. Megha says – reply to this


    153

    OMG, Dave Matthews is on Perez, did the world just end? I fucking love him, have been going to his shows 7 years in a row and he puts on a kick ass concert, Perez you yourself should check him out!!! Rock on dave fans

  54. jenn says – reply to this


    154

    Boy, if it aint funny or juicy, Perez is gonna write about it!

  55. Sara says – reply to this


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    I would be so utterly embarrassed to say I went to his concerts.

    BORING - ZZZZZZ - BORING - ZZZZZZ - BORING - ZZZZZZ - BORING
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  56. b says – reply to this


    156

    that's the dave dance you idiot

  57. Jenn says – reply to this


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    twat, who the fuck talks like that? whitey? so, are you blackie? so damn ignorant.

  58. Sarah says – reply to this


    158

    I don't really think Dave is attempting to dance… he's being silly and having fun. I've seen DMB 60 times now and it's almost always a blast. It's just their general fanbase which sucks. …. and of course you, Perez, as well. But thanks for not ripping him to shreds.

  59. debbi says – reply to this


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    ahhhhhhh dave! :) i HEART HIM!!! such charm!



  60. 160

    gahhh i love him so much!

  61. Jenn says – reply to this


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    DAVE on Perez!!???? It's either the greatest or worst day of my life!

    PS - Perez, I love ya, but seriously you gotta check things out sometimes before you go posting…..Dave always dances at their shows and its always crazy, its his "thing" crazy dancing. He totally hams it up for the crowd and knows white boys cant dance!!

    LOVE YOU DAVE, SEE YOU AT THE GORGE 10 YEARS AND COUNTING……

  62. alli says – reply to this


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    Maybe I'm just his white-girl counterpart, but I love it. I'm from his hometown of Charlottesville, have spent time around him and truly adore him (I think he's the exact same wonderful guy he was in the early '90s). But I have never seen him get his groove on like that! Must have been a great show. I have stopped going to see him but I am sad I missed that one. What a treat to find Dave here, Perez.

  63. TMT says – reply to this


    163

    He may not be the best dancer but he puts on a DAMN GOOD SHOW!!!

  64. Amand says – reply to this


    164

    he dances at every show. he's just having fun. guaranteed the fans enjoyed it. and this "story"? - not exactly gossip worthy, but ok…

  65. Natal says – reply to this


    165

    Is that the sprinkler?

  66. Ivy says – reply to this


    166

    If I am singing then I am singing with DAVE! If I am dancing then I am dancing to DAVE! DMB you sooo ROCK! Can't wait to see you in Aug 16th!

  67. lulu says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry, but dave could be the worst dancer in the world, (which he is NOT!) and he would still be the awesome motherfucker that he is.

  68. Sarah says – reply to this


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    haha, Dave Matthews is always doin some kind of weird dance. Just go watch other live videos on youtube. He has this weird foot thing he does ALL the time…and I love it! ha! I can't wait to see them in Memphis this summer!

  69. Laaaa says – reply to this


    169

    I love Dave! His music is awesome, his concerts are the best. I loved watching him dance!! See you Sept. 6th DMB!!!!!

  70. Sarah says – reply to this


    170

    Re: Melan – SHUT UP! Dave made it on perez! haha!
    I can't wait to see him in Memphis!

  71. Holly says – reply to this


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    I love this, Dave being himself and having fun!

  72. Chris says – reply to this


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    If you know anything regarding Dave Matthews, you would know he has this type of "energy" not "white dance" at every show! It's nice to go to a show that has positive energy, you should check it out!

  73. Ted says – reply to this


    173

    I was there…It was awesome

  74. Debbi says – reply to this


    174

    NO. This is so much better!!

  75. dave says – reply to this


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    this post made my life. but not as much as dave dancing at last nights show. it was absolutely AMAZING.

  76. WTF says – reply to this


    176

    My uncle used tp dance like that when he was drunk!!!..that's the UNCLE WILLIE

  77. ~jers says – reply to this


    177

    effffff you perez.

    i was there last night…great show…great people….great encore.

  78. you' says – reply to this


    178

    do you even know anything about Dave Matthews? He always dances like that you fat fucktard. God I hate you.



  79. 179

    Why Can't They? Has anyone ever tried to find that out?

  80. Sarah says – reply to this


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    And it's so weird to see Dave/DMB mentioned on here.

    Please don't make more idiots aware of them.

  81. carme says – reply to this


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    this is the last song of his encore act of this summer tour. he dances for the audience at each show. for a diehard dave fan…it is so nuts to see live. dont bash it!!

  82. SF says – reply to this


    182

    Umm…I dont see anything wrong with his dancing…

  83. dmbhe says – reply to this


    183

    seriously perez i'm a fan of your site….i visit it often. you've seriously gone down in my book a bit. dave is awesome he dances all the time infact i just saw him in concert a few weeks ago he played the same song and his dance was even better! i would like you to take some of your time and go to one of his shows it will change your whole outlook on dmb and you would appreciate it. so go to a show and report back about how much fun you had and how i was right and how you can't wait to see another show.

  84. anon says – reply to this


    184

    Looks like he and Ellen Degeneres have the same dance teacher. Somehow it looks better on Dave. Watching Ellen dance grosses me out now for some reason.

  85. Alex says – reply to this


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    I LOVE DAVE MATTHEWS SO MUCH! i saw him perform in toronto. and yeah, that's how he always dances… it's so quirky and cute and I LOVE HIM!

  86. clayt says – reply to this


    186

    dude…that was awesome! Seriously. Come on Perez.

  87. Sheen says – reply to this


    187

    ~Honkeytown~

    ….Even his "Tom-foolery" is ordinary….he should just stick to dumping human waste on architectural tours…..

  88. katie says – reply to this


    188

    i love him

  89. laure says – reply to this


    189

    god……the guy is talented AND hot!

  90. madel says – reply to this


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    are you kidding me!? dave is a B-A-D-A-S-S and so is DMB! going to the concert in dallas in august and CAN'T WAIT to see some live dancing!

  91. anon says – reply to this


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    Re: FANS – Dude (or dudette) I feel ya. I swear cell phones have practically ruined nightlife, concerts in particular. People cannot just enjoy anything anymore, not a meal, a walk on the street, a game or a concert. They simply have to get on the phone and yap, yap, yap. Such pathetic morons with a need to look busy and important.

  92. natas says – reply to this


    192

    hahahhahahah Dave is hilariousooo

  93. Negri says – reply to this


    193

    Can you dance Perez? Can most people dance well? Why don't you stop trying to start shit Mario,huh?

  94. Mar says – reply to this


    194

    Hmmmmm well at least he's not a fat tub of lard with purple,no wait green, no wait pink hair.

    Dave Rocks!!!!!

  95. Nikki says – reply to this


    195

    He's always been a kooky little dancer. That's just his thing….me likey.

  96. lin says – reply to this


    196

    Haha…that's just dave! He does that at every show. He's just always being himself. That's what makes him so amazing. I'm seeing him on the 4th of july in charleston. And this really just made me SO much more excited! = )



  97. 197

    I think that he just had to take a piss.

  98. Sarah says – reply to this


    198

    It's GREAT WOODS! errrrr

  99. lin says – reply to this


    199

    Re: Lilly – holla…so would i!!! haha.

  100. Chic says – reply to this


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    Dave can dance in front of me any day (and has!)

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