The Lohans Have a Bastard Sister!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Wacky, Tacky & True > Dina Lohan > Michael Lohan > Aliana Lohan
Michael Lohan, ex-convict and father of Lindsay and Aliana, has confirmed reports that he fathered a child out of wedlock!
Dina must be pissed that this news has gone public!
Lindsay and Ali did not know that their Daddy's secret daughter existed.
The bastard child is 13-years old and looks a lot like Linds mixed in with Cody, the youngest of the Dina/Michael brood.
In a statement to OK! magazine, Michael says, "Years later [the woman he was messing with behind Dina's back] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."
Michael's illegitimate daughter has reportedly had many conversations with Michael, the girl's mother tells the pub.
He even called her for her 13th birthday, but he has never visited her or provided financial support.
Sounds like Michael will probably see a child support lawsuit soon!
[Image via WENN.]
you are disgusting perez. You are just likely to be a bastard, how dare you use that word you ignorant fool?
Lindsay looks like she is holding her elderly grandmother up.
Thank goodness for the Lohans in this post-britney-spears-drama era we find ourselves in. They are so entertaining. They are exactly where they belong - in the spotlight, be it a little off-center.
lindsay has a coke nose..
Holy Crap, look at the size of the little sister's feet!
I thought for a minute that this story was about Aliana being pregnant. She has a 'baby bump' as big as the one you keep speculating about on Kate Hudson
Is it possible that Aliana is a proportional dwarf? My understanding is that Lindsay is very petite, so what the hell does that make Ali? She looks like Polly Pocket next to a Barbie.
They look really pretty here.
PEREZ, Why haven't You changed that DISGUSTING Title Yet?
Why does Anyone care How short this 14yr old girl is?
Slow day?
Why is Lezlo trying to look feminine?
Cause She's without saMAN??? lol
Give Perez a break, first of all a bastard is what this child is like it or not and why just blame michael lohan, the woman was there as well and if he has not had a test to confirm that he is the father why should he make life any easier for this woman or her child? besides would you really want to be born into that "family" ?
Was Perez Hilton an illegitimate child? Because he's certainly an illegitimate adult.
Little sis looks like Sinead O'Conner.
Lindsay looks effing hot here! I'm kinda jealous..
With that father…
Poor Lindsay and the little girl.
Lindsay looks like a woman now…good for her!
OMG, that little sister could pass for Wednesday Addams!
P-Diddy –
How can this child look like a mix of Linz and the youngest bro when both look identical to Dina? Does Dina have a dick?
-Disappointed in P.
As a bastard child myself, I really don't care if one uses the word to describe the situation of my birth. However, I would be more inclined to bitch about someone calling me illegitimate as if my birth was a total accident and had no place in the bigger plan. Bastard acknowledges your birth and the situation you were born into.
Ali comes off like a spoiled ditz on Living Lohan (overdoin' it on the lipstick child). And the mother thinks if she yells and stomps around she has done her mothering for the day. No wonder these girls are so messed up. The older brother is the only one who seems normal.
THE TERM IS "ILLEGITIMATE"! DO WE STILL LIVE IN A TIME THAT WE WOULD CALL AN INNOCENT CHILD CONCEIVED OUT OF WED-LOCK, A "BASTARD"? SHAME ON YOU MARIO. SHAME ON YOU.
atleast there's a chance that this one will turn out to not be a druggie or desperate for attention "reality-star" considering that dina and michael won't be raising her.
o gawd lindsays sis wats her name? aliana? anyways she just looks sooo scary 2 me
Re: model – First calling Yourself a Model than a Bast*** What's wrong with You??
ok usually i love you perez but i dont like you using the word bastard for people like that i myself dont know my father but my mother chose to break up with him get a better job and raise me on my own and now is back with her first love and is not a whore for having a child out of wedlock she doesnt see the point in marraige but just because i dont know and dont want to know my father you calll me a "bastard child" or people like micheal lohans secret daughter ……how dare you i still lov eyou but seriously not cool…
I don't like how perez calls this child a bastard cause it's not the child fault. I mean you can't hate on the kid. Hate on the mother and Micheal but leave the kid alone.
Ali's belly is almost as big as Perez's. She should avoid the fat by purging after eating or drinking anything.
Shes 13 years old and your calling the girl a bastard.. ur so lame
okay, i can't take it anymore.
i love hollywood and finding out what is up, and i'm 14 years old, same age as ali lohan.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A WHORE !
it is gross.
her mother needs to step in and take control of her family fast.
but getting back to the story of the new bastard kid, she is going to be a whore too (:
can you stop calling an innocent kid a "bastard"? who are you to say such a terrible thing?
Oh God, not another bloody Lohan!
xxxxx
wow…shes 13 and looks like her foot is that size too…those are monstrous feet..
did anyone else notice the size of lil lohan's feet? they just keep going and going….. haha
just what she needs….a fat ass homosexual man calling her a bastard on one of the biggest media sites in america;……its great you have the balls to live with yourself perez
ewww. Ali has long rabbit feet lol
Personally I see a lot of resemblance. They have the same long straight nose, similar lips and similar face shape and similar chin. Lindsay obviously looks more like her mother and not her father, but her father is dark and so is Ashley. I personally think that she is his, but only the DNA test can actually proove this one.
This site is completly disgusting! The biggest whore here is this man(or whatever) that posts these pictures and I very much enjoy the remarks about certain celebrities star power ie "being on the z list" when what is more pathetic is the "slut of all media" that would probably let people like ali lohan crap in his mouth just to have a picture taken! I heard about this site somewhere and now I see why it is hated…because it is equal to a bitchy, catty west hollywood queen!