Praise Jesus!
Filed under: Music Minute > Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
The Hills star, Heidi Montag, is still determined to be a singer.
But, this time, she's hoping taking it in a new direction….or at least milk the possibility for some press!
Montag has revealed intentions to record a Christian album.
Yes!
Wonder whose idea that was? We bet Spencer Pratt's.
What would Jesus think????
Well, Heidi says, "I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God."
God, that's just….crazy!
Montag likes to consider herself "kind of non-denominational Baptist."
And, during a recent interview, she mentions how she had once planned to devote her life to God as a missionary in Africa.
Really? Why didn't you?
No worries, you still have time to go to Africa and adopt a baby that Spencer would like to call Dunk.
Speidi are actually off to Africa this August, when they will "feed children and help build things."
Oh, and they're going to have their own cameras there to film. Of course!
As for the "feud" between Lauren Conrad and Montag, she says, "I don't even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me."
Did she just compare herself to Jesus Christ????
That's fucking brilliant!
Spencer writes the best dialogue!!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
there are two posts here that are so stupid and probably from these loons themselves. someone said it'd be interesting to watch their show? oh really, interesting as in the baptised not being a denomination? or interesting as in going to africa to help build "stuff"? two things i bet we wouldnt find in their house….a dictionary or a bible. if they werent so disgusting i might be able to stomach them but theyve got that "omg im going to puke" thing going on and that cannot be ignored no matter how hard you try. the bleached blonde hair, to the staged "romantic" pics omg, puke, puke, puke.
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She needs a good dose of my cock. Straighten her right up. Lose the wimp bitch!!
What is a non-denominational Baptist?? That is a funny concept!
I wonder how Jesus & God feel about her living in sin with Spencer for all that time. I mean, if she really is as devout as she claims to be, that should have been a much bigger factor for her than anything else that effected her decision to live with him. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for couples living together before they get married, just not if there supposedly these super religious "Christians". If they were, they would know that Jesus doesn't like that kind of thing. Just saying….
PS. Love to you Perez! Hope you and Teddy are having an awesome day!!
I hope that when Spencer and Heidi go to africa, that they get captured by poachers.
Oh Lawd.!
How r u gonna sing about God when ur dating the Devil.!
LOL..LOL..LOL..LOL..
LOLLLLL
THANK YOU PEREZ HILTON!!! You have just made me puke! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe if i try really hard she will go away!
This creature has SERIOUS delusions of grandeur. Her voice is horrible and her looks are mediocre at best. Hopefully she will fall off the planet soon!
when is their 15 minutes up…i am really over them. the hills used to be good, now it sucks.
ugh, enough of these losers, for real Perez
I AM SO TIRED of these hypocrites!! He is obviously gay ( I mean who calls anyone a troll if they aren't gay ). She is a no name, no talent, fame whore so stuck on herself she probably carries a pocket mirror around with her so she can look at herself every 5 minutes! Puhleeze cut us all some slack and star in a slasher film so we can all pretend!
Where did she get this idea? South Park! From Cartman?
If Heidi does a Christian CD, should I write about her on my site, ChristianMusicDaily.com?
This skank is delusional! Just because she mentions Jesus doesn't mean a thing. She lives her life like any other Hollywood tramp. Some nerve of her to even say the name Jesus, let alone compare her "persecution" to his.
These two need to fucking go away! They make me sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cuz she'll be able to get richer quicker off the jesus music. THEY ARE SO LAME. fuck!
She represents the christian community so well; lies, hypocrisy, and awful music!
She should be crucified.
lol, this has got to be a joke. I will not be buying into it. Hope no one else does either.
if she was the "real" Christian like she says. She would know that you're not supposed to move in with your spouse until you're married.
Whatever, she just wants more money.
(Roaring with laughter)
this is actually the funniest shit i have ever read
i hope other people realize she's trying to set herself up as the next jessica simpson
simpson first came out with a religious album
then it was pop, which didnt go far
newlyweds made her a cash cow
she had a-list fame and popularity
how long is it before heidi and spencer do the same thing??
mtv's predictable.. get something new
They NEED to go! They're are way in over their heads and Spencer is the ugliest person on this planet and has no life so he basically scripts his boring ass life. god i hate them
That dude is Eric Cartman. One brilliant plan after another.
This BITCH is TRIPPIN!!!!!!!
Dear God, these two and the rest of the fundaMENTAList Christian conservatives are what is inherently wrong with this country to begin with. Stop the hypocritical bulls*** and go away!! To make a comment that they would adopt a child from Africa, call it "Dunk" and think that is an okay thing to say BUT still claim to be religious: Do unto others and Love thy neighbor, etc. Not even close. HYPOCRITES!! This kind of stuff makes me crazy!!!
What would Jesus say about the 2 of them living together without being married? I doubt he would also be ok with the "spread" she did for Maxim. Sad!!
Am I really reading this?
One thing Jesus would NOT do is get huge melon boobs.
I'm surprised she can even pronounce persecuted…dumb as dirt and now all of a sudden, she's religious and every reference is to god and the big JC? Come on now, no one will buy that shit either. Get a real job, go back to the desk and push some papers. Who cares about them? Geezus…enough press on them. I think she bought the new Paris Hilton extensions.
Is she for real? Seriously who in the hell would compare themselves to jesus! Not to mention she's so holy… So fucking holy she's been living with her boyfriend having premarital sex! All I can say is hopefully she will finally be off the air. Anyone else sick and tired of these spoiled winy bitches who just need to shut up!
I love Heidi. Her songs are great!! Europop! All her songs would be top 10 hits if she were to promote them in Europe and Asia!
Go Heidi! Yayy!
"Non-denominational Baptist" = Baptist who no longer actually goes to church or has any involvement in any church.
Usually means a person who was raised in a particular body of Christianity, but has fallen away from the faith in general, save for a few warm memories and a lukewarm adherence to those religious doctrines which do not conflict with or contradict the doctrines of their new religion: secular liberalism.
omg, shes gonna have god bleed his ears out
shes on crack…
What would Jesus think about that really low cut dress of yours. hmmmm
I'm not trying to pass judgement or anything, but isn't it against the bible to have premarital SEX? Those two aren't even really engaged! I'm really surprised there hasn't been a sex tape yet–because they'll do anything for money!!!$$$
next she'll be thinking she's bigger than the beatles.
Ahhhh yes Perez my child, and wasn't it your ugly ass in church with them a few weeks ago? I was watching. I seem to recall the bible story of the publican and the Pharisee. Funny that, it seems you would fit the Pharisee bill quite well these days. As I recall, the Pharisee was quite the asshole too.
Shut the f*ck up b*tch….hehehe…she's crazy….Spencer needs to stop brainwashing her with those crackhead eyes and serial killer smile….
OMG she needs to shut her piehole. If she has such a crazy connection with
God I wonder what he thinks about living with Spencer before marriage. How bout those fake boobs?!?! At least Lauren isnt in the news everyday running her mouth about stupid shiz. We need to start an I hate Speidi website !!
Oh boy another thumper singing to the big magician in the sky!! woohoo
They are LITERALLY taking concepts from South Park episodes and making it their real life!
good god. does she know how idiotic she is? "feed children and build things." wooooow. i can tell you're really into missionary work, heidi, not only by how much you know about what missionaries actually DO but also by all the slutty magazine covers. jesus loves those, keep em comin.
Wow- another christian fame-whore!
I bet her album wont get anywhere and next will be her saying to the tabloids "Oh, i guess god was sending me a sign saying im to do more than just be a singer." ahaha wow cant wait for this to happen.
These two having been living in sin for how long now? she's posed for Maxim, frequents bars, I hardly think the comparison should've been made. If this is Spencer's idea as a manager, he's got ZERO future ahead of him. Did anyone here him on Letterman? What a crock of shit. The only guy that takes Spencer Pratt seriously is Spencer Pratt! If he really wants to have a serious career, he should can the lime light that he obviously craves. I wonder how 'The Hills' villan will look on a resume.
Perez, I am a 34 year old grown woman and I am sick of seeing crap like Heidi and Spenser in magazines on tv and on web sites. I think if we all banned together and just refused to look- turned the channel…. didnt look, refused to by the magazines with them on the covers,,,, maybe the media would stop trying to shove them down our throats. I think you should stop posting pics of them ( even to say mean stuff) Just make an announcement that we all think they are unimportant and goign forward we refuse to recognize them and say good bye. If magazines and websites just refused to pay the paps and photogs for the pics- they would stop taking them and then… pooof…no more heidi and spenser. woo hoooo a perfect world it would be
I've always thought I had a "crazy connection to god."
I like to say, "OH GOD… SHOOT ME" when I'm listening to any of Heidi's songs.
Unfortunately, he's a bastard. And it never happens. So I'm stuck listening to her bullshit over and over until my ears bleed.
jesus hates you heidi, you have fake boobs.
that's not very jesus-like
and we care because!!! Such a waste of space PEREZ!!!! These to people are not famous, and every week you have them on your Webpage!!!!! time to move on!
Perez, you were hanging in church with them! Make up your mind.
Teeheeheehee, I just seriously tinkled a little in my panties! I love you, Perez! I mean I know you can't make this stuff up but your commentary is highlarious! She is such an f-ing twit! But you know what, Bible Thumpers will eat her up! Not such a dumb move, Spencer!
God she's an idiot. as simple as that.
stop posting about these people perez!!! they'll get more famous than they are
god what a couple of douche bags - letterman killed him (and her green room idiocy) and then mary kate put the icing on the cake. spencer's response to it was so-o-o-ooo christian. i love the way he's felching the NRA, he'll probably try to endorse McCain, then watch mccain try to distance himself, kind of like obama and scarjo - although i'm sure that was just reggie love having a little conversation with miss johansen, and she was sure it was because of her brilliant political insight. spencer pratt emerged from the womb w/ some serious issues, but he's no dummy -a fucking idiot, but not a dummy. he's the epitome of what is wrong w/ ignorant white jocks
thats crap.
Go Heidi….first you back McCain, now a Christian album…you'll be finished in Hollywood in no time!
I'm a Christian and I am so offended and disgusted by her comments. yeah, she's right, God really does know the truth about everything. I hope karma bites her in the ass and she gets what she deserves.
are you fucking kidding me? she lives and has sex before marriage, she lives in a non-christian way when was she last photographed doing anything christian like? rolling around on the beach in multiple bikinis? right. i respect her even less (i didn't know that was possible).
STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT THESE LOSER I HATE THEM I WISH THEY WOULD JUST DIE ALREADY THERE 15MIN IS UP
heidi = queen o' de skanks
I love how she's wearing a huge cross with her boobs hanging out. Real classy.
And does she think by saying God knows the truth about who's behind the sex tape will make us believe she didn't do it? God and everyone else in this world knows it was her and Spencer! Guess she's going to hell for that one.
heidi and spencer PRATT are the biggest d-bags on the face of the earth. stop posting shit about them, it only fuels them
she's turning to God for forgiveness.
she is a shallow idiot. nice cheap extensions. her whole live revolves around chasing fame. would someone who is deeply spiritual get fake boobs, hair extensions, and star in a fake tv show?
she must think people are really dumb
you guys shouldn't judge her- you don't know what's going on in her life (besides what perez and the news says). maybe she really is changing and wants to live her life for God. Relax.
omg she is such a fucking loser STOP giving her attention!
Haha! Oh my god, these fucking religionists.
Is this not the same heidi who had a pregnancy scare third season of the hills??
or maybe she was just doing it for the Lord!
I have never seen 15 minutes go sooooo fucking long in my life. Shit, what the hell? They are still on the computer screen. They just do not go away - like cockroaches.
There is no god. Jesus is fiction. Religion is fraudulent lies. Everyone who believes should be executed.
OMG!!!!!! This is ridiculous! Jesus and her are… I can't even talk about them in the same sentence they're such an unlikely pair!
Re: RYAN – EWWWWWWWwwwwWWWW. Baby, you're nasty
are we still talking about these two?? BORRRRRRINGGG!!!! im sooo over them.
Re: Megha – Cohabitate?… honey, nyou forgot fornicate… bonk, do it, eff, fuck, get it on, get laid, have a go at it, have intercourse, have it away, have it off, have sex, be intimate, lie with, roll in the hay, screw, sleep together, sleep with, make love, hump, jazz, love, bed, bang, make out…. that's what she's doing and calling herself holier than thou.
Re: unsit – He needs your cock more than she does. "Straighten" him up indeed - bahhh hhhaaaa hhaaa
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*sigh* And Jesus Wept
Re: Dirk –
You don't know what the hell you're talking about. Non-denominationals are fucking all up in the anti-gay shit. They're nuts and they're right wingers. I've been to Non-D church and it was disturbing to say the least.
Wow she is retarded comparing herself to Jesus.
I guess now she is going to come out and say she is a christian, one that has bashed her ex friend and said she has a sex tape. Leave it to someone so stupid to ruin people on God. So Heidi, what does the bible say about living with your boyfriend, that should go over real well in the christian music industry. SHE IS SO RELIGIOUS!
What a half-assed Christian ; calling herself a christian whenever it's convenient for her, acting like a slutty fame-whore the rest of the time.
I like how a few weeks ago she was still talking trash, and how there was a sex tape. And now theres not one and Jesus this and God that. blah blah it all sounds like bullshit to me! I'm sorry but it sounds like shes just trying to promote her christian album if theres going to be one and how shes some christian fanatic.
I hope Speidi go to Africa and get eaten by lions and go away 4ever!!!!!! How dare that horrid no talent whore take on Jesus….please!!! She sleeps with the spawn of the devil! Horrors!
I don't know how Jesus would feel about her doing a Christian album.
I think the whole "talk the talk and walk the walk" business could be hard for her…
How many people would take her seriously?
Not me.
heidi is such a fucking twat.
OMG, I almost spit my drink out when I read this… You can't put out a slut ass clothing line AND a Christian CD; it just don't mix Speidi. Give it up!
OMG! im not religious, but using Jesus to advance your career? are you fucking kidding me? this bitch is insane. and shes comparing herself to him. someones going straaaaight to hell. we all know she isnt faithful, has anyone photographed her in or even near a church? i think not.
OMG!! Wow. What a low life, pathetic loser. She is SO desperate for attention that she claims shes mega religious?? That's disgusting. I didn't even think Heidi would go that far…
She's a joke.
She represents the perfect Christian:
– fornicates
– is not humble whatsoever
– lives with someone who shes not married too…
– lier
– backstabbing
– cusses..
anyway… theres more to the list. God don't like ugly.. and she is an ugly person inside & out. And she claims to be a christian.. well her actions dont show it. and she will be critized in the "christian world of music" i dont even think Christians, like me, would actually buy her cd, only her fans.
This girl in serious need of a reality check.. and prayer..
I thought she was EPISCOPALIAN. On the show she has mentioned her "priest" several times…plus she dragged Spencer to a church when looking for one to be married in.
i think she's beter off TRYING to make him cum than to be making music, just face it! its not her THING
If she even compares herself to Jesus, she is not a very devout Christian…and Spencer is the anti-christ anyway.
Lawdy, lawdy, if I strutted into church in a dress that low cut, with a crucifix dangling between my breast augmented cleavage, the good ol' pastor would have a heart attack straight away! I heard the goomba she's with (Harry Henderson Jr.) say he has to save up a LOT of money before he can buy her the ginormous diamond ring she requires. Yeah, sounds like a sacrificial, deeply rooted Christian girl to me. (Vomit)…
Oh ya, I am sure the christian conservative music buying public will beat the doors down to buy an album from a non-married shack up. Great idea!!!
I CANNOT stop laughing - I can just picture these two idiots in balls hot Africa trying to "build things." It's hillarious how they are trying so desperately to get their 15 minutes of fame and honestly nobody even takes them seriously..I wonder if they are aware of it? I f*ckin LOOOVE the name- Speidi - I totally laughed out loud at work (oops) How appropriate.
Best line of the entire blog, "And, during a recent interview, she mentions how she had once planned to devote her life to God as a missionary in Africa. Really? Why didn't you? LOL
I've been to Africa and let me tell you - it's one thing to be a celebrity whore and gain attention by visiting 3rd world countries for a week or two. Join the PEACE CORPS - there's a HUGE difference. The people in America are aware of the problems. Listen up Speidi, SHOW ME A CELEBRITY WHO CAN SHOW US HOW TO IMPROVE OUR GAS CRISIS, OUR RECESSION, AND THAT'S THE STAR WHO'LL GET OUR PRAISE.
very good heidi you gotta start by making jesus christ happy then your career will evolve. Team Heidi
I just heard on E that he is like Mary kate is using him as PRESS lol lol lol lol mary kate has more MONEY talent friends everything than this guy will EVER EVER EVER EVEN dreaaaaaaaaaam of having.
hes saying how he's honored to be part of Heidi's musicthat is changing the world..if it was even half decent she would get picked up by real companies but shes not so what is that saying..
Also what mary kate said wasn't even mean she said he had a temper and walked off the field…not the horrible mean stuff he said . no one is going to see mary kate's film? what about how no one wants anything to do with you two
He is demanding 1 mil for appearances LOL
I have never hated people more really I can't believe I even have these feelings. I HATE THEM.
They really think they are important LOL
I mean look around you have nothing you are on a fake show on mtv you are not a STAR of any kind people laugh at you. it's not all of us it's you
I am writing this because i believe they actually read these cuz they are that laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Re: tron – LOLZ! Touche! My god this couple is nauseating!
VOMIT, VOMIT, VOMIT, VOMIT, VOMIT, VOMIT, VOMIT, VOMIT
The, "I'm going to Africa because I can afford to and want to show everyone else in the world what a do-gooder I am and to promote awareness of poverty to mankind" is such a staged piece of bullshit.
SPEIDI = HYPOCRITES SPEIDI = HYPOCRITES SPEIDI = HYPOCRITES
I love you.
And Jesus does, too.
Spencer Pratt was on David Letterman, Speidi was on The View…. why are credible television shows wasting their time on these idiots? Stop the madness! They are making the untalented even more famous than they deserve.