Praise Jesus!
Filed under: Music Minute > Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
The Hills star, Heidi Montag, is still determined to be a singer.
But, this time, she's hoping taking it in a new direction….or at least milk the possibility for some press!
Montag has revealed intentions to record a Christian album.
Yes!
Wonder whose idea that was? We bet Spencer Pratt's.
What would Jesus think????
Well, Heidi says, "I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God."
God, that's just….crazy!
Montag likes to consider herself "kind of non-denominational Baptist."
And, during a recent interview, she mentions how she had once planned to devote her life to God as a missionary in Africa.
Really? Why didn't you?
No worries, you still have time to go to Africa and adopt a baby that Spencer would like to call Dunk.
Speidi are actually off to Africa this August, when they will "feed children and help build things."
Oh, and they're going to have their own cameras there to film. Of course!
As for the "feud" between Lauren Conrad and Montag, she says, "I don't even want to talk about that. There were rumors about a sex tape, but I had nothing to do with that. God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know? But it doesn't matter to me."
Did she just compare herself to Jesus Christ????
That's fucking brilliant!
Spencer writes the best dialogue!!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
This is a perfect example of celebrities who'd be better off keeping their mouths shut.
They will do and say anything for attention they are the most retarted wannabes ever they seriously need to get over theirselves and grow up!
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!…..finally perez draws on her face!!! should have done it to both!!!
HEIDI IS SOOO SOOO SOOO FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!! p.s i always forget how to spell her name!!! stupid name
1. With the life she lives, does she really need to be stting an example as a "Christian Role Model"?
2. None of us are perfect, so none of us really have any room to talk.
and 3. She wasnt saying she is Jesus or compares. She was just saying as a Christian, shes going to face persecution. It comes with the territory of being a Christian.
4. Perez has no room to be judging anyone. He makes way too much money for being a loser. A fat, ugly, dumbass loser. Its ok, Jesus love you, everyone else thinks you're retarded.
heidi and spencer are THE biggest douchebags in all of history. i cannot wait until their 15 minutes of fame are over…. Please just roll over and die you two.
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, WHY DON'T YOU GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND GO FEED SOMEONE AND BUILD SOMETHING IN CUBA. AND THEN STAY THERE.
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so now this nobody of a bitch thinks she's a martyr!???
Perez… sTOP talking about these whores! They're lame and media seekers and we DON'T LIKE THEM! She is obviously exploiting the Christian religion to get listeners, she obviously has hair extensions, and she oBviously is a skanky ho! eVerything is plain and OBVIOUS here. so PLEASE stop!!!
she dances around on a bikini…is in a shady reality show..she's spoiled….she got breast implants and a nose job and..who knows what else. Comparing yourself to Jesus in such a way is ridiculous. She is not a Christian, far from it. She lives in a lifestyle so opposite that of a Christians its retarded….
SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIAN! She is a complete hypocrite. In no way does she live a Christian life.
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thats all im gonna say
i'm gonna fuck her up. stupid fucking cunt
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thats all im gonna say.
p.s. we miss you laura
laura is awesome:)
A Christian album? Well that's just exactly what we always thought she would record. She got a new nose, new boobs, engaged to the Mon Chi Chi and now God.
I'm sure the rest of the Christian music makers are really hoping they can work with Heidi and her new breasts. I wonder if her Heidiwood clothing line is for Christians or for the hookers they try to save on Hollwywood boulevard?
1. Heidi, people who are saved and love God DON'T shack up with their boyfriends and have pre-marital sex.
2. If you are comparing yourself to God you might try not to lie or cheat…he doesn't like that very much.
3. As for the singing…even your singing with God backing you will probably be a disaster.
What a f*cktard!
she doesn't fit the example of a Christian singer.to be one,you have to be TALENTED,be true to yourself,not be in vain,having a feud,being faithul to the Lord,not having this feud with Lauren.She's the perfect example of not an Christian.Bitch can't sing.
get a friggin life bit**h!! u can't make it n the lime light join the rest of us bi**ch!!!
its weird how she says shes oh so religious and had a pregnancy scare in the hills JESUS FROWNS UPON THAT =[
hahaha build things hahahahahahaha
Can you PLEASE stop talking about these two? No one gives a crap!
WHY OH WHY has no one called her out on her bullshit?!!? She has done like 10 interviews…and on everyone she changes her story about her feud, her career aspirations, etc. It's as if she totally forgot that the first two seasons ARE ON TAPE and we all saw her for what she is! A LIAR!!!!! She has lied about so many things! She was on a radio station giving an interview calling Lauren a "low life" and spilling all these horrible names about her….now all of a sudden she goes on a t.v. press tour and insists that she's ABOVE it? WTF???
ew they look too much like brother & sister. it's wrong.
This makes me laugh. Only the other day I saw photographs of Perez leaving a church service with these two.. So he's making a mockery of their faith on one day whilst ensuring to sweet talk them at church on the other day. Perez used to be interesting, now he's hit a new low. Blegh. So boring.
"Non-denominational Baptist"? That's an oxymoron….
HAHAH that's worse than Paris comparing herself to Marilyn Monroe or Princess Di, and remember how much shit everyone gave her for that??? Ha. I used to like Heidi more than LC but the tide is slowly turning in LC's favor..
Good Music — LC 1 Heidi 0
Fashion Line — LC 0 Heidi 1
TV Personality–LC 0 Heidi 1
Good Looks — LC 1 Heidi 1
Good Boys —- LC 0 Heidi 0
Smart— LC 1 Heidi 0
Liking you less than i used to, Heidi!!
How the heck can she even compare herself to Jesus being persecuted!?!?!?
I mean come on! We are suppposed to by that she's a 'God fearing christian' after whoring herself out in the media and dating a loser player like Spencer???!?!
Perez stop posting about this losers u give them to much credit …u know how much power ur site has ….if u stop posting everyone will forget about them
Okay, this is the first I've heard of her being religious. Liar! She looks hot here though.
www.laurenconradisannoying.com
these twats should twit off .
they do realise they are th emost annoying talentless idiots in america don't they ?
even worst than the lohans and that denise richards .
worse than li - lo, worse than the dumb simpson sisters………..
these two should go away for good , go live in africa .
How in "God's" name can you be a non-denominational BAPTIST?! Baptist's believe that ONLY Baptist's will go to heaven. You can't be both you friggin' fucktard! PS- Heidi… Baptists also HATE gays, lesbians, Bi's, Jews, Muslims, Buddists, Hindu's, etc. Why are you giving this stupid cunt any face time Perez? Next thing we know Perez and Heidi are going to be bombing Abortion clinics together. Wow! Can these bitchs really be that stupid?… (and by bitches…I mean you too perez!
With the success of the Jonas brothers and them being so vocal about their Christianity and waiting until marriage to have sex, Speidi probably thinks that religion is hot right now and want to cash in one the potential market. Its interesting that last month Heidi was adamant about the sex tape existing and now she distances herself from the question and steers the conversation back to God.
Only a Christian when needed, is no Christian. Remember that Heidi!
Remember how cute she was in Season 1 with her short hair? And then how pretty she looked in Season 2 when she started growing it out and dyed it blonder? Because I am wondering why she messed with a good thing and grew herself/put on some fake horsehair…woman, we're not all Jessica Simpson, we can't all pull off super long hair! CUT THAT SHIT.
Re: LOVE – NOT!
ahhhhahaha dunk….
Hi-fucking-larious! Heidi and Jesus, so much in common!
give her a break. she is inspired by God in her life. don't call her Christianity fake. if that's what she knows and feels and loves, then good for her. and by recording a Christian album, all she would be doing is spreading her love for Christ. how could that possibly be bad?
WHY??? Why? Please NO MORE. I am SO SORRY. PLEASE NO MORE!!! i get duhmer the more i hear of them. PLEASE STOP IT. Make them Go AWAY. NO MORE i say!
Isn't it bloody obvious she has a massive case of God Freak Chic Sindrome - the same sindrome that OT Bench talks about in his book 'sindrome: what is wrong with people?' . These God Freak Chics need to be seriously outed bigtime - they worship their Prada socks more than God!!!!!! Here is his definition: GFCS = an intriguing sindrome emerging from the tenets of prosperity theology where the 'me generation' meets staunch evangelism and devout Christianity is equalled in intensity only by devout consumerism. I think that twit Tina has a major case as well. They are hypocrite dickheads!! See www.sindrome.com.au for info on more dickheads with sindromes… Oh and by the way the author OT Bench is third after Tara Palmer Tomkinson and Daniella Westbrook in terms of rhinoplastic renewal as a result of too much blow.
Re: kelll –
How is it possible that you people do not know that Christians are actually supposed to compare themselves with Jesus all the time, so you can achieve to live like he did…?????
Well if she is a christian, good for her, but PLEASE…. don't record a christian album, in fact: don't record ANY album and don't compare yourself to Jesus!!
South Park already did a spoof on that Speidi can't!
HAHA THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD
If someone said that in Europe they would be looked at like they were nutjobs!!
Come one Middle America wake up. Religion was fine about 1000yrs ago but now it only causes Problems. And i dont just mean christianity. I mean all religions.
Im not a bad person or anythin. But hasn't most wars or conflicts been about religions? That or Oil!! Oh i do hope Obama Sorts everything out because right now it seems that America is not a very popular place at the moment throughout the world.
Anyway enough of my serious rants! Back to Work!
WHO GIVES A F***. WHAT A COUPLE OF LOSERS!!!
The long extensions make her look like a Troll doll…..hahahhahahahahahahaha
Even Jesus hates this cunt's singing.
"HEIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
OMFG I saw a clip of them on the "Tyra Banks" show and it was soooooooo uncomfortable. Everytime I here Spencer talk I get that uncomfortable feeling. Like when you see those really bad singers on American Idol. I have to either walk out of the room or hide my face in a pillow. I just feel their embarrassment….kinda like Britneys Mtv performance….Anyway, the guy or rather the couple is telling Tyra, a black woman, they want to adopt a kid from Africa and name him dunk, like it's a chihuahua….. (like they have any wits about life and raising an in touch child???). It was soooooo uncomfortable. Spencer is sooooo clueless. Heidi even set him up with the question…..like just because the kid is BLACK that means he is going to be good at BASKETBALL????? Maybe the kid will be his "Next Jay Z" for his record label and Heidi can make all the stage clothes and they can produce the movie of the kid…and……and…..and…..
Uhh, do you all think these two disgusting, Fugly, no-talent assholes read this site? I hope so, cuz we have a message for you Spencer and Heini — go the hell away!! NO ONE likes you. NO ONE wants you. NO ONE cares about you. You have not talent, you're stupid, you're media whores and you will never, ever be anything more than two WHORES who stage media shoots to make it look like you're someone. YOU'RE NOTHING. And now Spencer, you fucktard, you took on an Olsen twin. HUUUUUUUGE mistake! We love them…we HATE you.
i love her hair its gorgeous
Spencer TWAT and HEINI Montscag are disgusting.
Baptist is a denomination of Christianity, dumbass….lmao
hahahah I literally laughed outloud about the christian album. what as dumbass. she is prob one of he most unreligiuos people.
NO DARLIN, THATS JUST THE DRUGS TALKIN SWEETIE, NOT GOD, JEEEEEE-SUS OR ANY OTHER FAKE SHIT.
heidi is a dumb bitch. thats all i have to say.
stupid talentless ugly bitch and her ugly bitch ass boyfriend, perez why are u still talking about these 2 blond shitheads?????
Who are these plastic people? Heidi cant sing for her life and the world knows it. Comparing herself to Christ is absolutely rediculous (Especially when she end the statement in 'ya know.' They are on some stupid Reality TV show and they live this fake life all to make money. I bet they really hate each other. Just so redic
Do they even realize how stupid they are? The things that come out of their mouths!!! And no one even calls them out on it. Stupid! Entertaining..fun to laugh at..Yes! But Stooopid!
Both of them are absolutely shameful. They must have been watching that South Park episode where Cartman realised that Christian music is a viable market. No doubt it's another insincere scheme to make money most likely cooked up by that rat Spencer.
I believe Jesus just facepalmed himself. If I were a religious person, I'd be super pissed at the representation I was getting. I have never heard of such stupid people. They outdo Paris & Britney, the media should start boycotting these morons, its an insult. I say everyone should stop watching them, maybe they'll just go away.
This is the worst of the worst drivel I've seen on PH — and that's saying a lot. We should feel ashamed for whom we make famous; HM is a flat-out moron.
OMG this stupid whore who the fuck does she think she is making that comparison. Another ploy to get herself in the press. SHe should just fall off the planet and drag her hidious boyfriend with her. Everyone hates YOU!!!!! YOU CAN'T SING BITCH GIVE IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are hilarious, Perez. I read your blog regularly and this post has to be one of the best to date. I met Spencer and Heidi at an US Weekly luncheon in NYC a few months ago and she was as dumb in person as she is on TV and in interviews.
It's funny that she compares herself to Christ, and your comment is even funnier.
I'm leaving for the Peace Corps in South Africa in a week, so maybe I'll see Speidi during my 2 years of service.
Do us all a favor and go to Africa and NEVER come back LOSERS of the world! I am not a HATER - I am just voicing the opinion of the majority that are forced to hears the latest news on you 2 F-ing LOSERS!! BTW - Heidi, your clothing is SLUT wear - gosh, where did that come from skank?
Before I saw this i actually didn't mind these two. But the thought of them in africa taking pictures for money is a bit sickening. If your going to africa to help people don't bring the cameras theres so many people that need help and the dont need two idiots addicted to cash to be taking photo ops so they get to keep the money what a joke
Tokio hotel is such a great band
She's going to Africa to feed children…to lions
She hasnt been getting attention lately so she had to say something controversial- apparently last week her and her idiot b-friend loaded up on guns and no one cared so now they are missionaries- dare I say their 15 mins are coming to an end!!!!!!!
Quiero taco bell… Chicharron con Guacamole gringows!
Re: Tulip –
summy tup kisses you
shes such a media hungry
WHORE
BURN IN HELL HEDI HO
So Heidi, have you asked for forgiveness yet? I mean, you were living in sin with Spencer (having not been married) and I can assume you shared a bed before marriage…Or are you saving them all up for one big prayer? Please, Heidi, stop portraying yourself for what you are not…you are not a singer, not a nice person, and certainly not a christian!
If ALL of us, just QUIT reading, talking, and watching these discusting wanna be stars…..the media would quit paying these rich "kids", who came from the hills, for their pictures, their interviews, and their phony ass comments. So instead of EVERYONE complaining how much we hate them, let's restrain ourselves from looking and talking about these idiots who think they are our idols ( how sickening), then see how long they will last in ANY public forum. In 8 months, we will see a blind item, that Heidi is in re-hab, and Spencer was arrested for pimping on Sunset Blvd. Just remember WE ARE THE ONES RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR so-called fame. Just don't click that mouse next time you see their names……what a relief NOT to see these idoits, it will be !!!!
Would these two just go to hell already?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME SHE SUCKS THE COCKS OF 12 MEN UNDER THE DINING ROOM TABLE TOO!?!?!
wow…she should just stop talking forever.
OMG that is the FUNNIEST POST I HAVE EVER READ. HA HA HA HA LOL.
they both make me sick. especially heidi. she has no talent and now she wants to record a Christian album? is she joking?
She really puts a shame to the name Heidi. & I'm a Christian & it's not my place to judge but I don't think her cussin people out & her living with Spencer is really going to get her a job in the Christian market of the entertainment industry. I know the general stereotype of a Christian is a hypocrite but real Christians try to LIVE a Christian life; it's not just words & feelings to true Christians. We're all a hypocrite to a certain extent because none of us are perfect, but yeah I really think she should step back, take a look in the mirror, listen to herself & rethink this whole idea.
hilarious! - one of the better posts to date!
love from canada
so fake
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If everyone was in the spotlight, they would be doing the same crap. Each person is portrayed differently on TV and why not try new things and get publicity or money for it? I mean the girl lost all her friends, c'mon now..
I dont get it. Poor LC. All the backstabbers of lc get famous!! WTF. Hedi backstapped LC then Audrina (a TRUE freind dosent hang out with someone who does something like Hedi did to Lc) SPEIDI seriously needs to disapper!!! Just more immorral people getting famous because of theie messed up actions! SPEIDI is a #1 example of what is wrong with people today.. LO and LC are the only good people on this show
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i cant believe she compared herself to jesus
Spencer is so cheesy. They get on my nerves. Why they get camera time who knows.
she is such a tramp……… "im going to devote myself to god and go to africa" what a *ucking idiot!!!! ive seen her with TWO hermes birkin bags…. their vaule alone would help a shit load in africa!!!!
Heidi girl! Rise up and be all God has created you to be. There is more with us than there is with them!!! May his angels go forth with you as you fulfill your Destiny. See ya in heaven Sis.
wow so umm she plans to die on a cross????? does anyone else see something wrong here?
how perfect !!!!, this is what I can definitely call match made in perfect fucking heaven
the number one delusional skank singing and praising another douche bag asshole Jesus Christ ,oh how cute ,all Christians should all be very proud !!!!!! hahahahaha