New "Music" From Heidi Montag!
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Don't hate us for saying this, but….
Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!
Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.
The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.
The gays will eat this up!
She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"
It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.
We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!
Listen to the song and judge for yourself.
Thoughts????
P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Perez, you have got to be joking!! This is the worst song ever, and her voice sounds computer generated!
So much for being "close to God". Please stop giving Speidi the time of day-no one cares!
p i'm with you on this one. its coz i know that 'one more drink' moment she's on about. i luv it. i think most ppl can relate. me likey heidi.
What do gay people have to do with it????
is this supposed to be her Christian music…… this song suck, her voice sucks, it wont make it
You have to be kidding. Its just as shitty as the rest of it. You don't ever even hear her voice, just computers.
Ugh. Fake tits, fake blond hair, fake voice. Plus her boyfriend is a douche. I'm waiting for her children's book and fragrance next.
Re: Wow.. – where did you get the mp3 can you send it to me?
pLEASE I LOVE HEIDI
love it! its like britney's last stuff….. you HATE IT but you have to love it cuz its so bad and trashy. her voice is awful its hilarious
jesus would definitely not approve of her hearting gays
she has absolutely NO ass whatsoever. and no talent whatsoever, either.
I don't hate it. Totally sounds like anything else I'd hear at the club. Not bad!
how many bad songs can she make before she realizes everyone hates her and her music sucks…??? lets wait and see….how many bad songs is it now 4? keep em comin….
ugh! Enough with your singing and acting Heidi! Its not fuckin good NO ONE likes it! You and Spencer fucking suck and you're both fake assholes. When are you gonna listen to people around you? STOP! Your "music" is garbage I mean start going onto sites like this and usmagazine and all those other celebrity sites and start reading the comments about you they pretty much all say how much people hate you and your music. Heidi, you've already made a HUGE idiot out of yourself, but i would just stop right now before it gets any worse.
Such a good christian talking about going home to get some! FAKE
PEREZ STOP PROMOTING THESE IDIOTS! HEIDI MUSIC SUCKS! STOP KISSING THEIR ASS!
its ok perez..we like it bc it doesnt sounds like her!!!!
and thank GOD for that!!
Skank, you are not Britney! GIVE IT UP! You, Spence, and Dunk need to go on a long trip and accept the fact that your child that you don't have yet has more talent than his parents! OMG, YOU SUCK!!!
Yet another example of the music machine masking a talentless, sniveling, hot body in the work of a skilled musical producer. This is truly a hair's breadth away from Milli Vanilli. It seems as shame that a person of so little self worth and moral character should make any profit from this.
I actually like it to! I'm also camp Heidi!!! In Holland, we're only at the second season, but from what I read on the internet that Lo/Ho is a real bitch, just like her friend Lauren. I hate that bitch, allthough she is supposed to be the 'good' guy….
gotta love these new music producers…they can make anyone sound like a Computer
….heidi blows and needs to find a real job.
this song SUCKS BALLS!!! uhh honestly she needs to jump off a building and disappear! she's never going to make it everybody hates her… not to mention now a days she looks like a tranny!! PFFT… and honestly perez you need to stop "PROMOTING" them…. you're just LOSING credibility!!!
I get the feeling she's going to keep releasing new songs until one actually becomes a hit. Doubtful that will ever happen though!
That's just it! The only way to get any sort of recognition for your talents is by whoring it up, or by demoralizing yourself. Quick example: Mandy Moore. Even though Heidi's no saint, it took a song like that to get noticed. Here in Vegas they are already playing it. Where as, earlier she's trying to claim she loves Jesus and what would Jesus do? Well, I guess he likes to drink and get plastered.
absolute rubbish!!!!!!!!!! Pass me the sick bag!
this song is horrible. perez why????
MALA!!! >:-(…PURE SHIT
Will you please stop giving these people free fucking promotion. She is a horrible singer. Isn't that obvious? And even for the few people out there who like this shit can you really say that 1 song out of I dunno 37 (other shit songs they've leaked) is good? Starting as of the time I post this comment I'm no longer reading or speaking about this two idiots and I'd love it if at least a few of you followed suit.
mm im kind of a sucker too perez! i cant believe its heidi's song.. she'd be so much more COOL without spencer and his pornstash.. eww. I can;t believe he said on letterman he doesn't go to clubs for less then 100k HAHA.. whatta fucking idiot.. i hope club owners saw the clip and thought he was a fuckin idiot like the rest of us.. DUMP HIM HEIDI!! hes a louseeeeeeeeeeee!
OMFG PEREZ- R U SCREWING SPENCER?HE'S BLOWING U—-HUH? THAT'S WHY U GAVE THE PROMO U WHORE!!!!!!!!!
Not bad, has a britney feel
You're right Perez. I could love this song…if I were TRASHED!
BELIVE IT OR NOT…SHES GONNA MAKE IT SOONER OR LATER IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IF SHE CONTINUES TO STAY PERSISTANT…….IF J.SIMPSON OR MILEY WHATSOEVER CAN SELL RECORDS….UMM SHE CAN TOO I SUPOSE. AT LEAST SHES LOOKING VERY HOT AND THATS THE HALF JOB IN THIS STUPID BUSINESS…..;-)
She's even worse than britney. Is that possible?! Yuck
'i'm going home with you if i have one more drink' - that sure is the voice of a christian pop artist….one that is close to god and all. amen, praise jesus!
hypocritical bitch - she's grasping at straws to make her career work. was all of this set up through mtv? i think we were duped….she's a freaking puppet with no mind of her own and you're promoting her? what's wrong with you? i guess you can't bite the hand that feeds you…..
Sorry, but i rather listen to strays howl at night !!!!!!
Are you kidding me? How much is she and Spencer paying you to right this shit? Perez don't be a sell out. You know the vocals even with a voice machine totally suck. The beat sucks, and I can't even imagine the gays liking it. STOP NOW before you destroy your career supporting this shit.
Not a bad beat but for the love of god she is just terrible. Please no more!!!!!
Still crap. I couldn't understand a word she was "singing" …
OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?! this shit is hideous and your right on the trash part
Perez…you are drunk on sperm and delusional. That was atrocious!!!
PEREZ,
I listened to the song, and my ears started to bleed.
There's my thoughts.
Thank you perez, for finally confirming that you have the worst taste in everything. I should have accepted it when I saw the first pictures of your "clothing line", but better late than never.
Europop just shot itself in the face because of you.
I'm sure God is more worried by that fact that she's been getting nailed in the ass by a Muppet.
Pathetic unintelligible whimpers
Hey Perez, I've seen lots of photos with YOU, Heidi and Spencer. Not a surprise you are saying positive things on your site: HOW MUCH IS HEIDI AND SPENCER PAYING PEREZ TO PROMOTE THEM!?!??!?!?
Cool concept, too bad her voice is AWFUL. Would have been a better Britney song.
Re: my li –
YEAH AND BRITNEY SANG "IM A SLAVE FOR YOU" AND WAS A VIRGIN RIGHT? THEY SAY WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BE IN THE TABLOIDS….DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT CELEBRITYS SAY!!!!!
SHES NOT THE FIRST AND WILL SURE NOT BE THE LAST!
Ugh. I'm going to have a lot more than one more drink, so I can black out and forget I ever heard this nonsense. God, save us from Heidi Montag!
ugh
i like fashion more than this shit
and thats saying something ¬¬
This is not original! She's copying Britney Spears' sound, style and beat.
Heidi, what the fuck are you even saying? I mean come on, you suck at singing. Is that not obvious?
- the background of this song sounds like someone elses song.
- you can't understand ONE word this bitch is trying to say.
- she will never do well in the music industry let alone any other.
- she's still nasty after all that plastic surgery she's had done.
- her boyfriend looks like a piece of hairy shit.
HAHA
SUCKS… It doesnt come close to Higher!
NO TALENT WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!! This song BITES
I hate the song….she doesn't even know how to sing. She needs to just give up and start working on something else than trying to be famous. Heidi: YOU FUCKEN SUCK!!!!!
and she wants to do a christian album?!?!
i fucking hate this bitch,
go away already!!!!!
IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sounds very computerized….. any one can do this…. not a very talented singer….. she needs to stick to being fake and having cosmetic surgery done… the only real thing she is good at.
I like the music and the beat, but I definitely do not like her voice. She can't sing and her voice makes the song sound bad.
They should just cut her voice and leave the music! =)
"One more drink and I'm going home with you"
Well that just about says it all. Whore.
She makes women AND drunks look bad.
shes a freaking kook! one day shes a christian going to go to africa to "help build stuff", and the next she singing about going home with someone from a club but will have to have one more drink first? thats so freaking lame! this girl is not going to make anything more of herself than she already has and thats a huge, plastic joke.
I'm sorry, but that songs blows. I'm sick of rich bitches thinking they can buy talent–stick to materials items, it's just not going to happen.
HATE IT!….the horror….
i actually kinda like it
Oh my! I couldn't make myself listen to the entire song. I too thought she was making a Christian CD…..she is so confused and unfortunately lacks talent. Shouldn't her true friends let her know how embarrassed she "should" be???? sad
HORRIBLE! You can't even understand what she's saying, the background sounds are WAY too loud and her little puny mouse voice cant be heard. GO AWAY HEIDI!
sucks like all the rest of her crap
hurts the ears!!
I couldn't even finish listening to it. Perez needs to give up with the music he has absolutely no taste.
Ick. I hate her.
It sucks.
This sucks so much ass - like I'm sure that slut does.
Ohhhhhhhhhh soooooooooo bad!!!!!!! She sounds like she is talking over music. So horrible..how can you say that gays will love this…give us more credit
One of your readers described it as "pure shit", they were half right, it is "shit", just not so pure. I am not a hater, but will make an exception for this Bimbo. And singing songs about getting plastered when you claim you do not drink and promoting this to your fans (who are all 12 years old; yes, all three of them) is irresponsible and degenerate. Aren't her 15 minutes of fame up yet. She is such a bore.
DON'T HATE IT BUT ITS HARD TO LIKE IT. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS.
SUCKS! why is she famous? her and her smug boyfriend need to go away. Song is so overproduced. SUX
it kinda sounds like Britney Spears!!!!!
blows chunks… FAIL.
If someone with a voice were singing it, it might be okay. She's so flat and out of tune. Some things producers can't even fix.
its def gonna sell
well, at least she says she is "so loose" in the song. true dat.
i would also like to point out that she rhymes HIGH with HEIGHTS. that is very cutting edge.
i am now more sure that she is only into the publicity all of these songs are giving her rather than actually 'making it'. when you are releasing a song every other day you obviously are trying to get some hype.
NO ONE WILL BUY HER ALBUM.
she is a dumb fake no-talent trampy bitch. i dont know who would spend their whole life being fake. is "it" really all worth it?
she is the LAMEST person on the planet. end of story.
Really? That's singing? I thought that a mouse died under the refrigerator.
Perez, you ougtta be ashamed of yourself.
hate it.
Now how is she so "close" to God singing this shit. So full of crap!
$8 and a download of this will get you a box of White Zin. She's gross and she certainly doesn't love gay people.
Re: B – Overproduced yes, and I cannot understand the lyrics either because it is over the top overproduced. What happens when there is no voice to fall back on.
It doesn't even sound like her.
She has got to be jokin! Heidi Montag…quit while your ahead dolface!
Um, that's a Britney wannabe.
P, I'm all for encouraging but there's also false hope. Almost anyone can make a europop song.
Isn't the music petty much the same as Britney's "Break the Ice"? Nice try Heidi…Jesus loves you!
Song is horrible and so are you. I used to think you spoke what we were all thinking until you sold out. Heidi and her "boyfriend" are media whores and obviously are friends with you. You should be ashamed.
Sorry Perez, but I hate you. This one sux! the Fashion one was better.
Like it about as much as Paris Hilton's garbage.
AHH! Further hypocrite! She was quoted recently how she does not drink so how can she sing a song like this and how can she want to release a Christian album!
Perez I love you but I hate you for kissing their butt, I really do.
its catchy..but that shit aint leaving the club. HEIDI!! LISTEN! work on your vocals…hard..your voice is soo whispery and im sure edited, get it going. Get a serious spray tan and be all dark and sexy, put out a sick sexy video, and work it. come on now! the longer you dilly dally….the less seriouse were going to take you
if you say that this is European I hope you never get to come back here…we don't want you here…and you can stick Heidi's trash up your arse. you have no clue and no taste. what a waste of time.
Perez, does that bitch Heidi pay you to post her shit, because we don't care about her or her scummy ass man. Please Perez make that bitch earn a real living by putting her ass on the corner.
Oh perez!!!!! this is is lame!!!!!!
SHE CAN'T SING FOR SHIT. ITS SO PROCESSED - Although it doesnt sound like Britney, it sure it processed as much as hers - BRitney cant sing to save her life either - so they opt for cheap computer techniques - Unfortunately, thats what passes for talent these days…. EUGH SHE MAKES ME SICK - AS DOES HER WORM OF A BOYFRIEND. TALENTLESS HACKS. U no u must suck when talk show hosts take the piss out of u
Sorry can't agree with u on this on … The music drowns out her voice..The beat is good but that is it… would I buy it NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, you cANT say she isnt determined to sing — Id rather eat my own shit personally!