New "Music" From Heidi Montag!
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Don't hate us for saying this, but….
Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!
Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.
The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.
The gays will eat this up!
She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"
It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.
We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!
Listen to the song and judge for yourself.
Thoughts????
P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
i've seen her on almost every talk show lately and i'm pretty sure i remember her saying that she doesn't drink or do drugs….so pretty much she's a fucking liar whichever way you look at it
Heidi and spencer both suck!!!!! Id rather fuck Scarlett Johansen Any day!!!!! Ryan Reynolds is one lucky fuck!!!!
Song sucks, but I see how it has club appeal. She sounds like a horrible singer even with all the digital re-working.
She is such a loser! I kind of agree with the person that said to stop promoting her. Perez, she's the fakest of the fakest. Why do you cover her so much?!
MY EARS LITERALLY HURT!
EW all her songs sound the same… and her voice is ALWAYS digitally enhanced i wonder why??! oh yeah! cause she cant sing!
i hate her
i can't understand anything she is singing…?
the beat is awesome. her singing blows.
didn't she say on the view that she doesn't drink or do drugs?
Hm, maybe it's 'sipping on that Jesus Juice'?
Re: YourM – You really shouldn't write negative things about yourself
As a European I would like to make it clear that this does not fall into the category of European pop music. Where'd u get that from???? Not to mention it's an offence to European music!
SERIOUSLY - SHE NEEDS TO STOP! HER SONGS ARE AWFUL! SHE IS THE UGLIEST THING EVER.
PLEASE, DEAR GOD, IS THERE ANY ORIGINALITY LEFT IN THIS WORLD? THIS IS A RIP-OFF OF PARIS HILTON'S UNORIGINAL, TEDIOUS CRAP. BORING. NO MORE DONNA SUMMER'S IN THE WORLD, NO BLONDIE'S, - THE ORIGINAL TECHNO QUEENS. FESS UP PEREZ… SPEIDI'S PAYING YOU. LOL
LOVE THIS!!!
i'm gay and i HATE this song.
can't stand it, almost as much as i can't stand her or spencer.
why r u promoting this garbage perez?
it's really sad. what's her christian album gna be like?
"one more confession, but after i take communion"?
this idiot basically compared herself to jesus just the other day.
heidi sucks.
the end.
Not Bad…But Still Sucks!
heidi montag is pretending to have an ass in that picture. it's all silicone
Are you kidding me… this sucks!!!!
Perez her 15 seconds are over with!@!!!!!! Stop it with her and Spencer Pratt they suck ass!!!
Uhhh no. This is bad. And I don't think "the gays" will like it either because her whiny singing will only be amplified in a club. One more drink??? Sounds like she's ready to go right now!!
HEIDI You SUCK! PLEASE GO AWAY
I would marry this lady…Love you Heidi!
Come on Perez…you made a bad call on this song. Its horrible and not even half way to being Eurotrash disco. I think my eleven-year-old son produced this song with his Casio keyboard and a voice changer.
Heids trying to sound like britney: mission accomplished. That why its "good"
Well of course it sounds good….it's all good ole' technology! She sucks bad! And Spencer should really tell her instead of filling her head with lies!
It can be John McCain's theme song! He loves Heidi.
i kinda like it. its more like britney spears' 'gimme more'
I GOTTA SAY I DISLIKE SPEIDI, HOWEVER I LOVE THIS SONG.
I'VE HATED EVERY SINGLE SHE'S DROPPED, BUT THIS ONE CHANGES EVERYTHING.
Why do so many of you have to call her a cunt? It's just a song, nothing to get so mad & pissed off about. I like to read what other people think too but as soon as I see something like that I quit reading it because there's obviously something wrong with that person…and I consider the source, so their opinion really doesn't matter. I really don't like Speidi either, I think they are extremely fake and fame hungry, to the worst extreme that I've seen in a long time, it makes me want to puke. But I'm not so angry at them that I use that kind of language. And truthfully, I couldn't listen to it more than 30 secs. of it, it really is that bad. It's too much computerized crap and you can barely hear her. It's like they're drowning her voice out on purpose. I would change the channel if I heard it on the radio. sorry perez but I think you secretly love Speidi, both of them, only because of all the pics & videos you've done with them. It's kind of weird.
That is pathetic…how would she even sing this live her voice is sooo incredibly doctored
perez….really?! so bad. heidi is worse than britney. no amount of modern technology can make that girl sound good.
TERRIBLE….I would throw up my drink not sip it
hate to admit this but i really like the song..however its so britney in the way that her voice is so digitalized and made to sound decent…love how the song is about getting wasted in a club and her picture is in front of disney advertisements lol
Hmmm….sounds suspiciously similar to Timbaland's "The Way I Are"
o_O rofl
awww she knows how to rhyme…. guess that nursery sch education came in handy afterall
like a she-chimpmunk singing…
when she was on the view last week, she said she never drinks or uses drugs because she's a role model & she loves jesus.
I didn't think it was possible for there to be somebody to make crappier songs that were WORSE than the shit Britney Spears did. Congrats, Heidi, you achieved that!
negative.
Seriously?? Thats fucking awful!!
all that consists of is a horrible noise and should not be considered music. my head hurts from that shit and i never want to hear her even speak again after that.
umm .. I reallyyyy don't like it!
I actually really don't like HER or Spencer. ughh! I wish they'd just go away =P really, who cares about them and keeps them "famous"? =| perez! don't promote her.
Horrible !!!!!!!
Its effing retarded dude.
I can't believe I just lost 45 seconds of my life listening to that.
sounds like "damaged" goods
Why is she posing like that, showing her butt? To little kids? She is in some kind of Disney appearance or something. What the f*#@.
What a nasty skank - even if she produced a Grammy winning album, I would still think she is the scum of the earth. She's made for Spencer. Nasty, nasty people.
That ish is garbage! But the girl is making money off of being talentless and despised, so i isn't going to hate on her
There is so much computer voice over that I couldnt understand what she was saying! Bad song
You're slipping, Perez…either that or you're brilliant… And, I'm going with the former. You didn't catch the fact that she went on and on on The View about never drinking and then releases a song about getting drunk?? lol She says she's a good role model…I personally think she did it so that she could be called out about it…they think they're calculating but they're really lame. I've never watched the reality show…never wanted to…don't even know them all but the bit I've gleaned from their tv/red carpet appearances makes me gag. What's her deal? she talks about her plastic surgery, saying she WAS teased and she HAD low self-esteem and it's like WHY ARE YOU IN THE PAST TENSE??? The girl looks like she's wearing a latex glove over her head! She just wasn't meant to be pretty and she should just live with that…her hands are tallons! And she shouldn't feel bad because Lauren is just okay looking and Audrina is just cute…don't know the rest but I'd seriously doubt any of them look like Scarlette and Kate Bosworth. That's pretty, Heidi. You're not and never will be so cut it out with the surgeries, K? Oh and the song sounds like you dream of being Rihanna. But you're not because, as we've covered here, YOU ARE NEITHER INTERESTING NOR PRETTY!
It's really good
THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST OBNOXIOUS EXAMPLE OF POP VOMIT I'VE HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
PLEASE … NO MORE VOCAL SYNTHESIZERS … CHER TRIED THAT WHEN HER VOIES STARTED TO SUCK. AND, IT DIDN'T WORK FOR HER EITHER.
HEIDI … PLEASE GO AWAY ALREADY.
You're an idiot. Keep going….
Jesus would be proud…probably because she is not bashing lauren anymore and crap Jesus probably partied! hey he drank wine…wine will F*** you up! :::::::Disclaimer:::: This is in no way making fun of Christians…I'm Catholic..we party. Get over it.
sounds like britnes-break the ice (but not so good)
Heidi sucks
TEAM LAUREN
IS THIS HER FIRST SINGLE OFF THAT CHRISTIAN ALBUM SHE WAS GOING TO RECORD?
MY OH MY …. JESUS MUST BE SO PROUD …
She's republican. They don't love gays do they??
Perez, i'm so disgusted that you would actually plug this song. Is spencer paying you to promote this? This is sooo low. She is awful. She goes around telling everyone she doesn't drink or do drugs and that she wants to make a christian album and then makes shit like this. It's gross. I wish they would go away.
I thought she didn't drink?? She emphasized that on the View?!?!
That is complete Crapola with a capital C. That bitch needs to quit that singing.
LAME!!!!!!!!
not bad, but not good either.
heidi is purely "blah" as far as music
goes
wow that is TOTAL SHIT her voice… wtf… is she even singing or just talking in a high pitched tone?
You've got to be kidding me, Perez. Horrible. This song is more over-produced than Britney. She has no talent. It's all electronically enhanced. Give it up, Heidi.
awful and fake. just like her…
OHHHHHHHHHH
I can't stand heidi montag. She is such a wannabe! She has no talent! Just give up! And she is such a butterface! Evethings hot butta face!ugh really… She disgusts me!
SHE SUCKS…she has zero talent.
Is that Heidi or Brittney with all the computer crap over riding her voice i can't tell, why do we need people to sing when we just change there sound with technology?
That had to be the worst thing I have ever heard…..my ears hurt. How can she think this stuff sounds good….
nopeee she still SUCKS.
WTF….REALLY PEREZ WOW WHAT ARE YOU ON? PUT THE DRINK DOWN AND LISTEN TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT SONG SOBER.IT FUCKED SUCKS!!!!!!! SHE REALLY NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
PEREZ Y DO YOU POST SHIT ABOUT HER! YOU ALONG WITH OTHER IDIOTS ARE LYING TO THIS SLUT.
SHE NEEDS TO GET HER CHIN FIX THAT SHIT IS HUGE. I HOPE SHE GET BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER.
As an all European girl ( Dutch ), I can't see what's European about this song.
Shi-shi-shiteoussss… And that's me being nice. Stop being stupid and stop promoting this talentless (whatever she is). You're only making an arse of yourself.
Brittney Kareoke Time.
I hate Heidi montag…. YERKKKK!!! and the song too…
Jesus fuck how can anyone enjoy this?!?!
she sucks!
i like it.. ALOT!!
Can't wait 2 get it!
k sorry perez i must disagree with you. this song sounds exactly like britneys break the ice. and yes i love trshy europop but only when its at least a little bit original. plus heidi just sucks all around.
Baptists don't drink. Or dance.
yea right this song is hot. where can i get it its not on her myspace or limewire or itunes.
hu … can I poke my ear drumbs out now ???
i like the actual music and beat…its good clubby/techno ish dance music……
but her voice…those lyrics….yikes!
That is the worst song ever!!! Perez stop supporting or encouraging her to make more tracks!!
She's not even fucking singing!! her voice is completely over produced.
It's total SHIT!!!
a song called one more drink from someone who supposedly doesn't drink??? what a hypocrite
Jesus that's bad.
it sucks…i'm disappointed perez…
it reminds me of the 365 mafia song lolli lol
It sucks….just admit your helplessly promoting her because your the only one that will.
Why do they even credit human beings for "singing" on such machine-generated garbage as this? As lame as Britney on her worst day.
Can't sing at all
absolute shit. haha that would be funny if this was her Christian music..
why don't you post something about Sam Sparro???
he's gonna be huge
IT SUCK-DIDDLY-UCKS!!!!!!!! I really don't like it. The beat is weak as hell.
This is horrible yet you say you like it?
Now I understand why you said you didnt like Jessica Simpson's song that broke records…your tone deaf.
HORRIBLE, just horrible. Perez, is she paying to put her music on your website? You are kind of promoting her music in a subtle kind of way. How much is Spencer paying you to suck his d*ck?
This sht is awful…it sounds like a really bad Britney Spears song, and that isn't saying a whole lot. I know your expectations are low for Heidi, but please don't give her anymore credit.
Perez I have never ever left a comment on this web site, but I truely believe that you are getting paid to post Heidi & Spencer's pictures and Heidi's music. She can not sing whatsoever. Why do you keep posting their stuff if you know that she sucks ass. Are you kidding me? Seriously, stop posting them on your site it is nauseating. You are definately getting paid for this.
Yuck. I hate her. She has no talent at all. Anyone could sound like that with the right equipment. I just want to punch her for being stupid.
Perez i am severely disappointed with your reco. I usually am all about your picks (Lady Gaga, Hot Rod, etc). But this is shit.
She is so fake. She is going to release songs about boozing then talk about having a christian cd come out. This song is alright but it sounds like demo quality