New "Music" From Heidi Montag!
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Don't hate us for saying this, but….
Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!
Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.
The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.
The gays will eat this up!
She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"
It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.
We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!
Listen to the song and judge for yourself.
Thoughts????
P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
i liiiiike
Um… most gay guys I know have some taste and would be offended if anyone thought they liked such an awful song. It has nothing to make even close to good accept maybe the "Cheesy" Grey Goose line.
There is no hook
:(
I LOVE IT!
DOES ANYONE EVER NOTICE THAT SHE LOOKS KINDA MANISH? THE JAWLINE AND THE NOSE IS KINDA OVERWHELMING.
"P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????"
Yeah. Also, what would Jesus say about 'my tits were so small I thought about killing myself'?
that sucked
WTF? Heidi needs to find out what kind of eggs she likes. Is her life just one big publicity stunt with her "boyfriend" manufacturing her every move???
OMG…3 seconds was all I could take. She needs to never open her mouth again. It's auditory pollution…ugh.
I havent listened to any of her music yet and i thought i'd give this a chance. Big mistake. Hate it. The music is horrible and her voice is crap
THIS IS COMPLETE TRASH. THE SONG IS HORRIBLE. HER VOICE IS HORRIBLE. SHE'S WASTING HER TIME AND HER MONEY AND IF SPENCER WAS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED, "BUSINESS-MAN" HE CLAIMS TO BE THEN HE WOULD PUT AN END TO THIS. IT'S NOT EVEN GAINING THEM GOOD PRESS. ALSO, SHE WAS AVERAGE LOOKING BEFORE THE PLASTIC SURGERY, NOW SHE WAY WAY BELOW. PATHETIC. AND IF YOU TRULY UNDERSTOOD GOOD MUSIC YOU WOULDNT GIVE THIS FAMEWHORE ONE OUNCE OF PUBLICITY.
I used to think you had taste Perez!! This shit sounds like….SHIT. How much did they pay you to say that????? What a shame…
I THINK SHE SHOULD TRY AND MASTER ONE SOLID THING B4 TRYING SOMETHING ELSE. THIS SONG SUCKS, ITS NOT CATCHY AND THERE IS NO TALENT IN ANY PART OF THE SONG.
kinda of makes me think of one of britney spears' new songs. not the words, but the music.
The only relation that this has to God is the fact that it is GOD AWFUL.
It is now confirmed…she is so stupid she can't remember what she has said in days previous.
its actually kinda good. I think she's really tryin to do club music cause thats how vain she is she wants to be clubbin to her music. but hey why not cause if I could I would
It sounds like a mix of britney spears' 'gimme more;, and rihanna's 'please don't stop the music', except a lot worse, like it was made on the Garage Band program on a normal computer.
worst song ever
Lame
She still sounds likea 12-year-old wannbe Britney Spears. Skank face.
sounds the rest of her stupid songs
yeah, not a fan. this song is really bad and on the same level as brook hogan, which isn't a good thing.
i cant stand it! lets just hope the radio station dosent play this crap! or i'll be listening to CD"S for a while!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it dosent even sound like real singing, its like they tried to fix her voive and it still dosent sound good.try to get a new profession no to reality no to singing!
Fucking stupid.. quit posting about this nobody already.
a cumputer generated robot could have sung that. mine as well have, cause that's what she sounds like. EWWWWWW
yea..couldn't make it past 10 seconds.
total crap
Perez are you on crack? This sucks ass and no matter how hard that trashy girl tries she can not sing I dont care how hard you try to cover it up and make her sounds good. And wearing short shorts, whoring it up on beaches, and being so VAIN are not things are very godly…she should keep him out of her mouth altogether he is not there for her PR. dumb slut.
i would of liked it if she didnt just say she doesnt drink and that shes very religious lol..
THIS SONG BLOWSSSSSSS
FUCK HEIDI
OK, THIS REALLY SOUNDS LIKE BRITNEY
Perez likes heidi and spencer ……it he didn't he wouldn't be so hellbent on trying to get us to like them. fuck u perez. we aren't stupid.
Perez I think your the only loser who actually likes this slut and her ugly boyfriend. You are hated a lot already, and being friends with these 2 uglies will only increase that. Ugh, they are so phony and yet still get publicity. Why? they are a complete waste of life.
Talk about ZERO TALENT! So sick of seeing she and that hideous boygriend of hers plastered on magazines…for doing what? Oh yeah, going to Africa? What's wrong with these people?
britney wannabe!!!! she should get a life !!!
wasn't she just on The View blabbing on about how she doesn't drink???? so why is she singing about it?
umm, for a gay i would say its just okay. i liked fashion more, but im a little disappointed in her since she was just on the view saying that she never drinks, yet shes putting songs out about it..hmmm? i still like her=]
I am so sick of everything Heidi
Horrible. Wasn't she just on the view talking about being a good role model by not drinking…now she sings a song about getting drunk and lucky?
Umm… Britney Spears wannabe? … No seriously. Does that NOT sound like her?.
just the fact that she's trying to make it as a "singer" now is shameful.
please someone stop her
disgusting…………..
I wish people would quit writing about them. Maybe then they will fall off the face of the Earth.
CAN WE PLEASE STOP PROMOTING THIS NO TALENT LOSER?
THIS SONG IS AWFUL. I COULDNT EVEN LISTEN TO THE ENTIRE SONGG..I HAD TO TURN IT OFF IN THE MIDDLE. HEIDI MONTAG IS FUCKING GROSS.
& JUST WONDERINGG..IS THIS OFF OF HER NEW CHRISTIAN ALBUM?! WTFFF
all her songs are trash. but her voice is not bad, i mean there are a lot of people that are much worse. if she had a great team behind her im sure she could put out some good stuff
like the beat but her voice kills it!
she has the worst voice…talk about failure
Perez! Shame on you…Heidi would be Euro trash if she could. Don't give these assholes anymore attention then they already have! The song is a little catchy but she's such a snatch I will not listen to it on principle alone.
She needs to buy a real life. I loved the pictures that were taken after the cameras were off, when her and bare beard started fighting and hammed it up once they thought the cameras were back on. Vanna, I'd like to buy an "o" as it out of my life with this new whore.
My first thought was… how much did Speidi pay you to say this. YOu are so far up their butts its pathetic. Anyone whose nice to you you write nice things about. your site is so one-sided. I hate visiting it. In fact… why do I now?
is she trying to be BRITNEY…..
OMG!! my ears hurt so much! she sux so bad!
hate it. please quit promoting and wasting YOUR TIME AND OUR TIME ON HER!!!!!
xoxo
She is a horrible Christian. She makes songs like this and calls herself Christian???? This girl is ridiculous and a massive liar.
fucking sucks. horrible. SUCKS. ew
she cant sing…thats why the music is overpowering. horrrriiiibbbllleee!
PLEASE stop promoting this talentless skank!
Heidi is such a hypocrite with this stupid One More Drink song. She was on The View when they were in Vegas last week and Heidi said that she doesn't drink AT ALL, and that she doesn't like to party. Whatev Heidi. Whatev!
She's an idiot and her song SUCKS!!!! It's HORRIBLE!!!! come on Perez!!! This sounds like she stole the lyrics from the rest of the other crap played on the radio. TERRIBLE!
im european and although we love our dance and pop music, we don't like pure 100% cheap and tacky, 'ave it for a pound' music. it's kind of insulting to call it europop, and to suggest she does it well.
Complete crap.Singing about fashion, drinking and partying…trash.She can't sing.it's just computer stuff.
THIS IS PROBLY GONNA BE THE "HOTTEST SONG" DOWN ALONG THE JERSEY SHORE THIS SUMMER
FIST PUMP AWAY~!!!!!!
Re: david –
Are you kidding? Rihanna is amazing.
i am traveling to london to night. am going to limewire this song and listen to it on the plane. haters stop saying that this song is not hot it on fire.
actually like it
Three words: Janet Jackson - Feedback
i hate it! it is way to britney spearsish. i hear absolutly no music, it constantly repeats over and over again. i just waisted 4 minutes of my life listening to it!
hideous…
fuckin horrible.. shes trying to sound like britney.. shes ugly even with all that plastic serg. train wreck she should quit whiles shes ahead.
I thought I'd give the song a listen…that lasted about 18 seconds. I can't believe she thinks this is music. Talentless, unmelodious…this song is terrible.
people say it would take $10,000 to have her body….does that include the cellulite on the back of her legs?
so my body isnt perfect, she is skinny, but….. cottage cheese much? Inside, right thigh, cover that esss up
her voice still sucks perez.
this song is terrible
i cant stand heidi.
shes ugly and so is spencer.
Team LC
Team Lo
You cant even understand what she is saying…take away the "vocals" and you have a good beat…
So did the same asshole who helped Brit with You Want A Piece Of Me assault our ears with this one too?
Synthesized to hide the fact that the BITCH CAN'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she needs to buy a life on EBAY or something..she SUCKS ASS!
Hate it…and her.
Im lucky i only have one head phone or id be legally deaf in both ears
OMG…this is….AWFUL…There is so much goin on in this song to try to make it like she can sing, when we all KNOW SHE CANT…You cant even understand what she is saying….Sounds like it shoulda been a Britney or Janet song….Put me in the studio im sure I can sell music if this bitch can LoL
omg that song is shit, just like your taste
most ridiculous 3 minutes of noise i've ever heard….
I'm sorry- but isn't this the chick that was literally JUST preaching that she doesn't drink?
And it's a piece of shit. If I EVER hear it in a bar (or anywhere else for that matter)- I'm leaving.
Really, Perez? Really?!? You put this piece of crap on your site…really???
She sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shame on you Perez. She sucks, the song sucks and you suck for promoting it.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
could she rip off brittney spears songs anymore???
she sucks and needs to be buried alive with spencer
AWFUL! Perez, come on darling!!!! Thank god they play the music louder than her voice everytime! She needs to dump her "manager"/goofball boyfriend!
Sorry - she is out shilling for JOHN McCAIN who want to keep DONT ASK DONT TELL …. and is against GAY MARRIAGE … sorry this chick is so uncool … all the kissing up to Perez for coverage wont change that.
is that suppose to be dance music??..horrible!
This is possibly the worst song ever made. I can't understand her and she can't carry a tune, not even the clubby beat can cover that up. Will this be going on her Christian album? Uggghhhh……….. seriously - NO MORE HEIDI!!!
I like it! Now all she needs to do is dump that oily guy she's dating.
i cant even understand the words
Terrible. Really terrible. Her voice is a long, smooth whine. And that's not a compliment.
when is this bitch going to kill herself…ugh
Sounds like a Britney wannabe to me.
She should just give up already.
GARBAGE!!
And I do remember recently reading an interview with Heidi, and she said she doesn't drink. Yet she turns around and releases this little piece of hell pertaining to nothing but drinking. Weird!
Happy Juice? Really? Ashlee Simpson has a song on her new cd to the same effect… This bitch doesnt have 1 idea of her own… Get a life and a fucking job!
She was just on the view, saying she is a role model, and she "doesn't drink or do drugs at all", look it up on youtube, she says she doesn't drink at all. Everything she says and does is a contradiction. How can anyone talk to them and not feel like every word out of there mouths are lies???!!! I don't get it, they are not good people. They are using God to look better, and we all know she use to sleep around, but she has " been connected to God since she was little." I don't think sleeping around and lying about everything is godly. They need to stop!!!
Everyone's hating, but I really like it. I could dance to it. When does it hit the radio?
Awful
ok, I give up - who the fuck is this woman and why should anybody care? stop giving her so much press and maybe she'll go away. she's not pretty, clearly not talented and about as much of a "star" as Oprah's pedicurist! every time I see her, she reminds me of Tara Reid - and that's not good. at least Tara's good for a laff in a trainwreck kinda way. Heidi Toetag, Hobag or whatever her name is, is a total yawn!
i dont mind the song, its just SOOOOOOOOOO fake it doesn't sound like her AT ALL!
SUCKS!!!!!! Why does she think she can sing?? She sounds like minnie mouse on helium with no rhythm!