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New "Music" From Heidi Montag!
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Don't hate us for saying this, but….
Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!
Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.
The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.
The gays will eat this up!
She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"
It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.
We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!
Listen to the song and judge for yourself.
Thoughts????
P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
this song is is a piece of shit.
i like that you have trashed coldplay since viva la vida came out… they are real musicians who don't need a computer to make them sound better.
when i call people sellouts, your name usually comes up. please continue to fry people's brains with this shit, because there isn't other things going on in the world at all.
we don't get fucked in the ass by a red white and blue dick at all……
and the govt like people like you……. because you talk about NOTHING and distract people.
shit sound JUST Britt's newer stuff, what a cop out!
Doesn't mean I wouldn't do her, she needs a nice healthy sex tape to be released, then I'd buy her album!
haha i agree with perez.
i've always loved heidi.
her and spencer are the freakin show their so intertaining
and i just put this on my ipod
bubble gum pop SHIT.
I like it,, Who's this girl again? lol oh she's that chick from the Hills..lol
And this bitch wants to put out a Christian album? She must have multiple identity disorder…
This song is fucking trash.
Don't pretend like you don't lick their asses.
This Song Sucks my Balls
i dont really care how others ppl keep giving her bad reviews or comments…at least she still has confident to live in this world, like no one can beat her down or there is nothing she is afraid of… compare her to lauren…I think at least she is more "honest" than lauren…LC is just a very dishonest person and get jealous about others easily plus her clothing line is like "forever 21" material with price tag that trying to rip people off! Heidi on the other end, just trying to reach her dream… being a "POP STAR" and so far, I think she is doing a great job… she does has pretty good team that helps her to promote her stuffs. don't blame it on her just because she is with spencer… :p
she is a horrible singer… and all her songs suck so much… hate her!!!
YUCK!!!
Please go away! I almost throw up everytime i hear the names spencer or heidi or speidi or whateverthefuck they are called these days.
I know literally dozens of women with technically better singing voices; this average voiced girl is being packaged and sold like a fast food burger. Its no longer about the skills so much as it is about marketing. That's why I rarely spend any money on a CD or mp3 digitally extruded fluff anymore. Fast food music has very little if any heart or soul. It's pretty bad when everyone I know still listens to 70's artists, because they actually created some comparative musical masterpieces, and the people I'm referring to were born later, and some before. There are some old school original artists out there, but this girl is not one of them. In and out for a bit of fame and a fast buck, IMHO. Did she write this club music? Give me a rock and roll bar any day.
Sooooooooo desperate for fame!! THAT SHIT IS AWFUL!!!!!!!1
plEASE S T O P! NOW
NO NO NO
IF U REALY WANT TO MAKE MONEY
GO BE A PLAYBOY BUNNY, THAT YOUS 100%
YOURS ALL YOURS
GOOD MUSIC is when you can turn up the radio and actually hear the singing over the background music, Im sorry but, This is one of her worst and your favorite??? And im being honest, not HATING!!! Heidi…if you read these…stop distorting your voice so much, make a couple slow love songs. I would like to hear a different side of your singing, not so much of what you have been putting out. I tried to turn it up to hear what you were saying, but it started hurting my ears, and I still couldnt understand the words.
Exactly. A "hardcore Christian" shouldn't be singing songs about boozing it up. I've said it before, and I'll say it again, she's only religious when it's convenient for her.
Perez you like this shit??? SUCKS
UGH what a peice of crap! My gay friends think that this is a crappy song too. If I see her walking down the street in L.A. I am gonna spit on her just becuase I CAN'T stand her!!! (and her douche butt boy too) ha.
I would rather listen to the Barbie song in a padded room for the rest of my life… somebody stop SPEIDI!!!!!
the worst shit i've ever heard…..role model all the way….
Anyone can sound good in the studio. This is just ridiculous. Why won't she go away?????
I actually cant stand heidi and i hate spencer fucking guts even more….but this song is actually really good…..i cant even front….i actually listened to the whole thing which is not likely for me to do
the music is ok, her voice NOT.
But so much for Christian music Heidi. What sort of example would she set as Chritian singer to our christian youth/people? Not a good one, so please Heidi dont even try. No one would beleive you if tried singing about Jesus, youre a complete hipocrite. Not to mention an embarassement to those of us who try to serve God & have relationship with God in our daily living.
she really needs to give singing up it's not for her. seriously!!!
SUCKS SHIT!!!
hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow…
This song is the poster song for date rape. Gimme one more drink and you can take my slutty ass home. Heidi is such a fraud- Christian my ass.
meh
i thought she didn't drink.
Heidi and the Cabbagepratt Kid should stick to being in L.C.'s shadow. She can't sing. My ears are bleeding.
Oh no. lolololololololol
That made my day….YUP!!
I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heidi has one of the weakest voices I've ever heard…and good beats won't get you far with a voice like that. I think the lyrics are stupid, and I can't wait for the day that she QUITS trying to make it as a singer, because girlfriend can't sing. Plain and simple.
sounded like a knock off of one of Britney's songs…her altered voice is too shrill and actually hurt my ears. you should see my face. it's a miss.
Britney rip-off.
she's not even good when they digitally fix her voice. TERRIBLE. Don't you have to be passionate to make music? Do people as shallow as showers have feelings?
perez- you've either gone deaf, or they're paying you .. which one is it? we all know her and spencer need to die already- so please stop posting stupid meaningless shit about them, theyre a waste of space on your page.
So much for Christian artist??
Is she shopping her ASS here?!? Good. Lord. Sell, sell, sell. Sell what?
Um, this is not Heidi.. this is technology at its best.
Say it aint sooo Perezzyyy!!!! I have too much respect for you to believe this. we'll just blame it on the hackers…Never eva eva eva break our I HATE SPEIDI PACT! kai? thx bai
THIS SONG SUCKS!!!!!
dude this song is wack!!!! honestly all her songs have to have that weird robotic sound cuz she really cant sing. perez u keep giving them this publicity that they dont deserve!!! ugghhhh
hahah i agreee with you perez!
Didn't she just claim on "The View" that she doesn't drink and never does drugs? Hypocrite. Liar. Pathetic, much?
i agree its so catchy it makes me want to run through a tunnel in sparkaly spandex
noooo…Perez quit pushing their crap on us! Quit building their egos
I bet they do pay him to post this stuff because honest to God, if Perez likes that shit then he's tone deaf!
THIS SONG IS A COPMLETE RIP OFF OF KERI HILSON'S - THE GIRL FROM TIMBERLAND'S THE WAY I ARE- HAPPY JUICE. I MEAN SHE'S NOT EVEN OFFICIALY ON THE SCENE YET AND ALREADY WACK ASS NOBODYS ARE JACKING HER STYLE AND COMPLETLY RUINING IT!
NO.
OK…how engineered is THAT voice!! she's always talking trash about how she has never ever had a drink of alcohol but she sure doesn't mind glamourizing it for her young fans, does she. HYPOCRITE!!! WWJD Heidi?? WWJD???
THIS SONG SUCK HUGE ELEPHANT BALLS. PEREZ I am usually in agreement with your taste in music but this shit SUCKS. I HOPE HER AND HER DOUCHE BAG READ THESE POSTS. CUZ THEY BOTH SUCK ASS.
sounds like all her other "songs" and its just as awful loud techno to cover up her "voice" hoot hoot gotta love any kind of press you can get
LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!
the song sucks ass. she such a slut….
How could you say you like this it sucks asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss omg horrible pure shit
Totally a guilty pleasure!!!!!!!
What happened to Little Miss "Christian" Heidi we heard about not so long ago…and now she's singing songs about getting slutty and drunk?
Yeah, REALLY sounds like stuff a Christian would sing about to me…
But I'll leave the judging up to her pal Jesus.
i like it..i dont think i like her per se …… its the beat. she still sucks and spencer can eat it.
You know, as much as I hate her as a person…I don't hate this song. LOL just don't tell anyone it is her and this may just be a hit in the clubs.
Not bad.
kinda started out sounding a little like a britney spears wanna be then it turned to pure shit….hated it!!!
her voice is just horrible. I could do a better job
damn. y'all hating. lol its obviously a catchy song. i dnt love her or hate her.
so what if its eurotrashy. i like it. drinking is fun. fuck u haters. perez has great taste i love you perez.
she obviously is covered by many different machines to sound out her real voice.
im sure it may be popular in dance clubs.
but she wont get very far.
ummm i don't hear a voice…all i hear is sound effects. oh that's right, it's because she SUCKS AT SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the actual music for her songs are always great BUT her lyrics are always SO dumb and her synthesized voice is average.
Wow, a 2nd rate Britney Spears. I would rather listen to Hillary Duff's computer generated voice then this bimbo's. Pure garbage.
The song has a nice beat, but we she sings about is cheesy.
This is the crapiest song EVER!
Im sure she will get lots of heat for this from her beloved Republican party!
Perez, you should check out some REAL Eurotrash songs, they're 100% better then this shit!
Why is she trying to sound like Britney Spears!? SHE IS A NO BODY people! Her show is fake, her relationship is fake, and she is fake! Stop talking about her and maybe she will go away!
I think that she is a dumb whore.. I think that she would have half a chance of a career if she would get rid of Spencer's stupid, low life, wanna-be ass!
biznitch can't sing, but the song is cute
GGGGGRRRR SHE CAN'T SING AND SHE SUCKS!
seriously what the hell is wrong with this girl? 2 days ago she was all up in the christian business and now she's talking about getting drunk? wow this girl tries to appeal to everyone on the planet doesn't she? too bad she has no talent whatsoever and is a waste of media coverage.
Can't understand one word of it & the background music hurts my ears. You're so wrong, Perez. This is shit.
Come on, I think it's pretty good. Quit being such jerks.
The best Heidi song is Body Language - that is very Euro pop….
I am not feeling this song that much although it is not terrible…..but I LIKE Fashion more - it is catchier and more disco like
HATE IT!!
i never comment on this stuff, but it sucks. sucks sucks sucks. she sucks, he sucks, it all just really reallly sucks.
HATE IT!
STOP POSTING STUFF ON THIS HOE!
i like it its a cool summer song and all you haters are just annoying with ur stupid complaints get over urselves you low lives!! u are all pathetic and feel better when trashing people………..if u dont have anything good to say dont say it at all………you ill-mannered assholes!!
this song sucks! it makes me so mad to think she will make money off of a stupid song like this when there are actual singers out there with real talent. heidi's a fake bitch!
unfortunatley, I… I … uh-hum *clears throat* I… I kind of like it.. *shrinks uncomfortably back to into chair, realizing she just admitted to liking Heidi's song.. Oh the horror!
anyi=one can sound good with the comp. they have now
i cant believe i just listened to that.
if we are lucky we will get a homemade music video that looks like shit to go with this shit.
This is the poor man's Britney…so what does that say?
Oh. My. Word.
Can this girl lower herself any further?
I didn't think so, but this? This is ridiculous.
I mean… I knew she was a trashy whore from watching "The Hills"
but unless you're hooking, or stripping, you don't advertise that!
Also, if she keeps releasing singles like this, she isn't going to have any material left for an album.
This is embarrassing Perez. They are paying you aren't they? Or you guys are friends and you just feel bad for her. I cannot believe you promote trash and scum and the douche bags of Hollywood.
Pure garbage.
seriously how much is she paying you to write this? There is a picture of you coming out of church with her and spencer, you know you guys are friends helping friends! KISS ASS !!!
She isn't even a Good Liar!
Disgusting little Peon!
ouch, my ears hurt!
stop singing! PLEASE.
perez!!! THIS IS AWFUL!!!! i cant believe you like this! apologize for liking this pleasssssssssssssse!!!
she fucking sucks.
it has a good beat, but don't think it would ever catch on for decent radio play.
Perez i am soooooo dissapointed! How could you say you actually like this song. Stop trying to be nice - be HONEST, its horrid.
this song sucks and so does she and so does spencer. perez they are paying u arent they? stop saying the gays are gunna love this too not all gays love shit music or horrible mean morally wrong people who cause drama on tv. u generalize too much and i think u have crossed over to the "wrong" side and u know what i mean too there are ppl in this world who are right and those who are wrong. dont be a wrong. be a right. (moralistically speaking) if thats even a word. ha
i think it sounds as trashy as she looks. boo boo boo
Oh it's horrible!!! My 8 year old can sing better than she can. Good news is that she is probably good enough to open the VMAs this year.