New "Music" From Heidi Montag!
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Don't hate us for saying this, but….
Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!
Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.
The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.
The gays will eat this up!
She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"
It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.
We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!
Listen to the song and judge for yourself.
Thoughts????
P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I'm sorry, was she actually singing cause all I heard was the music. She has no talent, her voice isn't even strong enough to power over the BACKGROUND music!!! Now get out of the way you talentless wannabe pop star and stop stealing the limelight from truly gifted and talented singers (who rightly so should be the only ones attempting to display their vocal abilities) who however do not have the money or the influence to be recognised at a celebrity level.
for the love of god folks! WHY do we continue to pay attention to this fame WHORE? Perez, why do you keep "reporting" on this bitch? What are they paying you????
I wouldn't call it good, but I'd say it's better than the other two she's done. I'm sure a lot of ppl wouldn't even realize it was her if not told. Wonder if they'd HATE it then? Just wondering.
S-T-U-P-I-D girl. Sounds like an average girl trying to sing. She SUCKS!!
bahhhhahahahhahahahhaha!!! oh that Kristina Chen……….. oh…….. wait, that's Heidi? Could've fooled me.
10 seconds I'll never get back. I'm not feeling it P.
anyone who comments on actually liking this shit probably works for or is Heidi…or just has absolutely shitty taste in music…as most americans do.
THIS IS AWFUL…
the beat is AMAZING… its just her voice that ruins it…
Perez… NO! This is pure drivel and you know it.
where's simon cowell when you need him…….this is the worst song I've ever heard, well, except her other song 'higher'
absolute shit
Re: a – That's exactly what I was thinking… I bet Disney loved her posing like that in front of their Ad. She also lies…. Gee never seen Heidi drink on the Hills…. Song sucks, she sucks and Spencer is lame….
Perez!!! How can you like anything that comes out of her mouth?! I'm bummed that you like it!
yuk i hate that shit
In the great tradition of Tony the Tiger…"It's CRRRRAP!"
i love it!!!
I absolutely HATE IT. She cannot sing so why even try? Good luck with the video Spencer because it cannot be any worse than the song.
617 hits, Heidi! You go girl!
ps- how is she allowed to pose like that in front of a Disney poster??
Holy mother of God. I like it too.
THE WOOOORLD'S ENDINGGG! AAAAAGGGGGH!!!
the chorus is good…. but when you can actually hear her singing…thats when it gets bad, real bad
Great song - needs a beef up w/a known DJ. PZ needs to produce a Billboard list for the all the homos updated every 2-months so we know what to download…
I feel horrible for saying this but I like the song. Parts of it are lame but the reason why its ok is that its all a computer doing the work. She is totally trying to be something that she is not. There is only one britney spears
I DESPISE her! …but i kinda dig this
… I's so ashamed…
The girl is just annoying. Please stop posting pic of this bs. I wasn't going to say anything but you know what who cares, she doesn't know fashion and she can't sing. She all about Jesus all the sudden then look at what she does. Please top putting this up. I can't take it. Perez, you rock!!!!!!!
the chorus sounds kinda, maybe sorta OK… but then when you actually hear her singing… that's when it gets bad, really bad.
FIRST OF ALL NICE CELLULITE HOBAG!!!!
SECOND OF ALL… I LOVE YA PEREZ BUT GET YOUR FUCKING EARS CHECKED!! I GOT A ROBOSAPIEN THAT COULD SING BETTER THAN THAT RETARDED SHIT. DUDE… SERIOUSLY IT'S THE FUCKING WORST!!!!!
I like it. I like that kind of pop / dance music. I didnt like the fashion song at all though but I like her style of music in general. But my fave song from Heidi is thhe one whhere Spencer raps, now thhat was hhot and I am serious!!
this was pretty bad…i couldn't get past 10 seconds it was so bad. please stop posting her "music" it hurts my ears!! she should not be singing and should just marry the weird looking beard guy and live off thier parent's money cuz that's what they probably do any ways!! BOYCOTT SPEIDI!!
She sounds like Britney Spears in the song "Piece of Me"
STILL BAD…why r u posting her stuff?
wow, ALMOST as bad as her first one..a tad better but it's still SH*TTY as fu*k and if there's anyone that thinks this is good…..go please go learn a thing about music.
this is horrible!!! her voice suckss and its all fake!!!! heidi get a life!!!!
your crazy perez, it sucks!
honestly I find it extremely annoying and irritating. I tried…I listened to almost the whole thing…I skipped half way through it when I just wasn't feeling it..and yet it just continued to annoy me.
oy. perez, i too love trashy euro. but this? weak.
How much did she pay you to say you liked it?
its horrible
I wish she fell off her roof instead of her stepbrother…
why can't this dumb plastic whore go away already???
Sounds like Danity Kane except not as good.
A HIT definitely….
how can u like it???!!!! it's horrible
terrible
shes cute….dont like the song though….. sorry lol
I loved it, it has good rythm, its the best one so far
keep up the good work!
She goes from wanting to make a Christian album to this? WOW she makes herself sound like a drunken slut
hm.. hate to say it buuuuut i really kinda like it
Perez has it wrong - this song is a piece of poo!
Uhm…my 2 year old neice who speaks a mixture of portugese chinese gibberish can sing better than her. Heidi has no talent what so ever.
She should really stop.
wow that was horrible
Although i hate her and want to kick her in the face i kinda liked the song.. it wasnt that awful! …
and another thing.. you people should stop being so horrible to perez!
Looks like the check from Heidi's people that Perez got cleared.
OMGGGG THIS SUCKS> HEIDI SUCKS LAUREN SUCKS THEY ARE ALL SO DUMB AND FAKE ITS EMBARRASSING> ALL THESE FUCKING TV SHOWS EMBARRASS LOS ANGELES AND JUST AMERICANS IN GENERAL. UGGGGH!!!!! HEIDIS SONG SOUNDS LIKE SHIT
hate it, why waste such good space talking about such trash when u can talk about ppl we actually care about!
the beat is good, the melody is alright, but the song sounds like EVERY OTHER CLUB BEAT. nothing unique. her voice is so over digitized, it could be ANY RANDOM PERSON OFF THE STREET "singing" this. honestly, at first I thought it was Britney! I suppose it's a good thing, though, that we can't hear her real voice. thank God…
CRAP!
HAHAHA!
Why is everybody saying shit about it?
It is not even a bad song.
It had a great chores, and it just rolls of the tongue, the lyrics.
I like it a lot, and her other song 'Touch Me.'
People are just saying shit about ti because of her persona on 'The Hills.'
If she was just a fresh artist and came out with this song.
You all know for a fact you would all like it a lot.
The song is just fine, people need to grow the up.
And stop being so weird.
what a dumb fuck
Why are you wating your time Perez. Republicans are against gays and the two are professing to be hard core republican. Not that either of them know the difference. But if its so THEY ARE REPUBLICAN so there fore no gayness, no freedom of choice, no health care. the list goes on. Dont listen to her bubble gum shit that they made in the bacement.
Are you serious? The gays will eat this up? No, this talentless christian whore doesn't like gays - so why would we eat it up?
Please Perez, don't underestimate the "gays". We're not all alike - interested in shallow, vapid, superficial sluts like Heidi who has absolutely no talent nor intelligence. Yes, we love Madonna - but Heidi? The only thing you'll be eating are your words.
Give us a break!
not bad, but i think everyone can sing it well!
i like it!
it might not really be her voice,but it has a nice beat to it!
Horrendous, ew…
i like it… her boyfriend is a douche bag though… makes me not really like her
Oh come on, Perez, this song is as interesting as listening to the blooping noise in a fish aquarium. Who was stupid enough to let this talentless piece of White trash step into a studio? I will admit that Heidi's singing is better to listen to than when she speaks! And I'd rather bite down on a piece of aluminum foil!
So Dumb. The "euro" music is loud, annoying and overtaking that it is completley doing a great job of covering her shitty voice. You can barley even hear what she is singing.
Another paris hilton,the jokes on her,talk about dumb and dumber,some people are so brain dead they can't see the light!!!
This girl looks like the one girl out of the group that goes out & never gets a decent guy cause of her horseface. What is she doing here?
my ears are burning…pathetic song…….how much did speidi pay you to promote it??
i like it. who cares if its not christian? its good. i don't really like her, but good for heidi!!!
her vocals have been electronically altered…in that case any one can sing!
this is a joke right?
sounds like a shit ass version of paris Hilton's album…….SHE BITES
I sort of liked it. Than again I couldn't really understand what she was saying. The beat kind of drowned her out.
I like the sound, like to dance to, but when you start to listen to the words she's just throwing it in your face that she's a slut..Wasn't she saying something about a "crazy connection to God"? I don't know..I wish she'd pick one or the other.
Perez don't go into the music business please. This track is sooooooooo airy and breathy. No substance. Can't understand a word she's saying.
Heidi should stick to what she does best….being brainwashed by Spencer.
It is so hilarious how bad of a singer that chick is. And she had to have plastic surgery to look even more ordinary
absolute shite
Thats bullshit perez. How much is she paying you to say her music sounds good???? It freakin sucks, just like her fake lips, fake boobs, and her overall fake self…gag gag!!!
suxs bad…sorry heidi.
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1. The beat is monotonous and makes me want to turn it off about a minute into the song. And I usually like Europop, too.
2. Her voice sounds like Minnie Mouse.
3. She is such a whore.
4. Her parents must be so proud.
Oh yeah! 5. I laughed out loud imagining her crazy chicken arm movements to this song. So that was the best part of this drivel.
It is PATHETIC….SHE is PATHETIC…..Perez is PATHETIC for thinking this has any musical merit what so ever!!!!!!!!!! Dumb ass…
never comment on this shit but….. REALLY? Are you serious?? That was pretty nasty nast. Common' Perez, up your standards!!
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that's not eurotrashy it's just plain trashy. Who is this chick and who is paying her to sing?! Will she be promoting from her doublewide? Not to mention she's not that cute when will she be getting some plastic alterations?! i asume she is under 30 due to her crappy "song" but she looks like she's 45!
IS THAT TORI SPELLING?? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
if u play it in a club then maybe.
but anywhere else? hell to the NO.
this is weird 4me… i hate her, but i like a lot the "music" that she make… maybe if other person sing that songs it will be a better world… but well, whatever xD
wow you can't even understand what she is saying ha what a suprise
this shit sucks.. hardcore
like are you fucking kidding me when is this girl gonna realize that after her what FOURTH song that no one likes it. Her voice sounds sooooo computerlized anyone can do that!!!! that hills show is not gonna last forever so when it ends shes not gonna have the cash flowing in anymore…. what a fame whore
TEAM LAUREN!!!
Still not a fan.
Yawn. Just another celebrity who has too much money and doesn't know what to do with it - so spending it on making their own CD because they have "connections" in the recording studio seems like a good idea.
I swear - hollywood will promote anything. Where are the talent scouts? How about REAL talent - real voices - like Leona Lewis. Snaps for her! Boo's for Heidi.
Please tell Heidi to get herself a alterniative hobby, like making quilts, other than secretly working with the ear plug companies of America in order to increase their revenues.
P.s…. Perez you rule.
THAT WAS CRAP
Ew… is she singing through that horribly jacked nose of hers - how nasal and sickening…I can't believe you're promoting this sheeot.
lol still sounds like crap
Hate her…….She is trying to sound like Britney.
uh guhhhross no wayyy, the only thing she says is one more drink
Perez are you on their payroll? This sounds EXACTLY like all the other trashy songs she has released. I also can't understand what she is singing. The girl has no talent.
Perez, are you deaf or just plain stupid? Also, did anyone else notice her lardy thighs?
The music is super loud. It goes over her voice…thank GOD! she sucks! she's needs to give it up. she wont be a sucdessful music artist. any label that signs this whore is dumb!
Heidi sucks dick at singing