New "Music" From Heidi Montag!
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Don't hate us for saying this, but….
Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!
Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.
The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.
The gays will eat this up!
She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"
It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.
We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!
Listen to the song and judge for yourself.
Thoughts????
P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm
fucking awful
Sounds like Britneys Spears last album. load and all over the placei bet if it was another one of her rejects. you can really tell she cant sing
LOVEEEE ITTT!!! i hope it makes into clubs in ireland this summer when im there!!
Jesus would be so proud of her!!!! You know Jesus totally like..loves club music, gin and juice, and like Grey Goose too. Can you PLEASE stop promoting this half-witted-self-whoring-doush-bitch Perez? You are frying the young impressionable brains of the world with your "paid off " music plugs. We KNOW she must have paid you a hefty price to actually say you like that horrible shit she calls music.
that was horrible !! not only does she suck at singing, but the music and lyrics are lame !! i cant believe she's even trying to put out a cd… shes talentless!!! even though i
this is CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP at its purest!!!!
The GAYS love shiteous music ! What a tranny CUNT! When will she go away?
havent been a big fan of heidi's but i have to say i fucking love this song!!!
i love it almost has a paris feel to it
Absolute rubbish.
One Question…why is it in EVERY song i hear of Heidi's, u cant tell what she's singing?!?!?!? She's singing like she has a turd in her mouth.
Can barely hear what she is saying since her voice is so processed, but hate to admit it, the song is kind of catchy!
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ridiculously horrible!!!!
wow…its even worse than her other two "songs"
this is a piece of crap and she tries to act all innocent, but she just wants one more drink, that way she can actually act civil with her "bf" pratt
Holy BARF…..your totally joking that you like that song. Love the gays and i know the gays aren't paying that at their next cocktail event. So done with her she's a douche bag.
Holy BARF…..your totally joking that you like that song. Love the gays and i know the gays aren't playing that at their next cocktail event. So done with her she's a douche bag.
OMG I love her! That song wasn't the best but she's just experimenting with sounds!!! Anyway she's soooo awesome~! Higher is pretty decent even though it's super gay but Body Language and No More are sooo good
She's gonna make it. Just watch 
And she's pretty so stop being jealous omg haters.
perezzzz im sorry, but please will you please make it STOP!?
hate it.
This is awful.
Perez! I cant believe you like this horrible crap.
OMG! it's fabulous! i love it! she actually beat the hip hop community to it's own punch LOL!!!
Re: P.M –
actually if she was a fresh artist and just came out with this song, I'd still think it was crap. in fact, if this was a fresh artist and not some fame whoring celebrity already, then this song wouldn't even be out of the studio because NO ONE WOULD CARE TO LISTEN.
LOVE IT!!!!!! But I like fashion a lil betr
Did someone bribe Perez to write something nice about this song?
My dogs can make a better song. Damn she sucks. Please go to porn your worthless fake airhead. You would be great naked with no talking.
haha. shit.
i like it a lot
wow and all this after going on the view and saying she never ever drinks alcohol… sounds like a rhianna rip off "your hands up on my waist"
Heidi is simply a waste of space.. how about you stop kissing paps asses to try to get someone to give a crap about your life.. sorry that your boring and the only way you can get anyone to pretend to give a shit is to fake break ups with the scum of the earth..
her music sucks harder than she does.. and judging from her need for attention im assuming she does plenty of sucking
i actually like it! very euro-gay-pop!
Perez.. the reason you actually like it - is because the music and background vocals pretty much drown her voice out. If this is a finished copy - they mixed and mastered it that way on purpose.
Plus - it's very catchy a la Spears, dontcha think? : ]
she seriously needs to get a reality check,
her 'music' is best described as noise.
it's so overproduced you can barely hear her!!!!!! she's very pretty for a phony back stabbing republican bitch
like is this for real…… its HORRIBLE!!!!
im sorry …..but did you actually listen toth lyrics.
"one more drink and ill b yours"
what a stupid ignorant bitch
Uggghhh Ew. Common Perez….NOOOO! It sucks! I love how all her songs are electronically enhanced because SHE CANNOT SING.
You know, I'm really not into any of this "The Hills" garbage, or any of those girls.. but I really do like Heidi's songs. It's surprising, but I think they're really good. Especially this one. I think she'd do pretty well if people would just get over all the drama and give her a chance.
Do your thing.
This stupid cunt is singing about having "one more drink" when just the other day on The View she was talking about how she doesn't drink and wants to be a role model. What a stupid bitch!! I hope people realize how stupid this person is and not give her the time of day.
Give it up already! This is beyond horrible. The only reason I listened is b/c for some reason I think she might actually show some signs of even a little bit of talent but this confirms she has no talent whatsoever. This is the third so called "song" I've heard from her and I now believe she is completely delusional! I just want her and that fucking loser of a boyfriend to just go fuck off. I miss the days when REAL actors and REAL musicians ruled the entertainment industry. What the fuck happened?!
It has a hot beat,on the real..
as desperate and unfortunate as this whole hills phenomenon is, in particularly with heidi and spencer acting like a perfect united cheesy front, isn't the monotone nature and personality of lauren, or lack thereof, something someone should start recognizing? come on perez. they stare at each other and call it a hit. at least heidi has some sort of flare.
pure SHIT.. she is such a pathetic loser. UH.. nice "christian music" horseface cuntrag! is this the future of christian music? hahahaha your 15 mins are up bitch!
i agree with number 735.. she is DISGUSTING!!! the world would be better off if she just offed herself. jesus!
oops, i leaked 5 song
i like it better than the others definitely
i hate spencer by the way
if i could kill him, i would
THIS SONG IS ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's a hard thing to rape Brit's demos out of a dumpster… but at come up with your own lyrics! We get it you're drunk and money hungry… Oooops
'the gays will love it'? speak for yourself mista! i'm gay and i hate this track - we don't just love any old trashy tune that some wannabe shits out you know.
and eurotrash is best left to us europeans - we do it sooooo much better!
Perez, you can eat me on this one. She's a cunt in every since of the word and you should be ashamed. The BITCH is a REPUBLICAN. She's actively voting against your fucking right to be an equal citizen in this country. STOP writing posts about this goddamn pig. Have some integrity. And by the fuckin way, this "gay" doesn't enjoy this song. It's been done before and a lot better by about a thousand other people. SHIT!!!
I hate to break it to you but it isn't music when they have used pro-tools so heavily to make it sound like she can actually sing. This is nothing but garbage. It's almost ALMOST making the PCD seem like … well.. good. P normally I am with you on music but maybe your having an "off day" because this shit.. well it's just pure shit.
Fashion, partying, boyfriends… yawn…
Cripes- why do I still click on her crap? It all sounds the same and it all blows.
Gross. I don't know who the fuck told this dumb bitch and her douchebag bf that she could sing- but they must have been getting their dick sucked by her at the time.
i cant stop listening this
I'm pretty sure you're right on when you say the gays will eat it up. There's pretty much no way you can screw up techno, so this is pretty good for her!
way better than lindsays bossy shit !!
PEREZITO, DO NOT FALL FOR THIS!
SHE IS OBVIOSLY DESIGNED HER MUSIC IN THE STYLE WHAT YOU LOVE.
JUST LIKE SPCIE GIRLS OR THE BACKSTREET BOYS IN THE PAST.
PURE PSCHIOLOGY JUST TO GET FREE PUBLICITY!
HER MANADGER KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE NOW A GREAT POWER, THEY WANT OT USE YOU.
SHE IS NOT AN ELECTRO-POP TYPE OF WOMAN, WE ALL KNOW IT..
SO BE CAREFULL WITH THE FAKES!!
its not that bad! dont like her voice tho
You can't hear a word she is saying!!!!
not bad.. kinda like it
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
yea ummm no
that is so stupid. she is atrocious. She claims to not even drink!!!
This song is fierce for a club/pop/euro type, but not the actual tone of her voice, ick! Sorry to say, but this tune would be wicked if Brit Brit were singing it! She's got the lungs and attitude to pull it off, not the waspy vocals of Heidi
wow it sounds like she gets tanked and then goes home with whoever gave her the last drink…..what a good thing to sing about, being a drunk and a skank!!!
haha i actually like it, blondes have to stick together ya know!! Go get em Heidi!
I never thought she can get any badder. Apparently, I was wrong.
crickey is this a spoof!
This is complete crap! The girl has NO voice whatsoever. Perez, you should know better than to boost this.
I'm European and this doesn't at all serve over here, trust me.
So, yeah. I like it.. alot!
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's like Britney moshes with Paris… and will SOMEONE admit that they secretly love it? don't hate on Heidi because we're all jeolous of how pretty she is! i'd be stagging photo ops too for the amount of cash shes getting to just be in a bikini!!!!!!!!!
someone please make her shut up already!!!!!!!
Doesnt she go around saying "preaching" that she doesnt drink??!!! WTF??!! YA Right….Whats in the glass when shes on the Hills…I'll call it water..But Im sure its some good ol grey goose!
Perez!! SERIOUSLY??!! Come on now…it's pure crap.
pretty horrible
Her voice sounds whiney in it….so it pretty much SUCKS!!!!!!
terrible… it sounds like a shitty britney song
This song is trash!!!!!!!!!! Heidi can't sing worth crap.. she should stick to whatever else it is she does…
didn't even listen to it. Just go away!!!
It sucks! She needs to give up!
Sounds like Britney's "piece of me", from the beats to the elecrotnic vocals. hmm….
not good at all. jesus anyone can out out a f*****g record now. she needs to settle down.
Fucking horrible. This cunt is the Pia Zadora of the 2000's. Gay clubs play some horrible shit music but even they wouldn't play that.
1. I have no idea what she is saying
2. This is the best that she can come up? A song about drinking? Alkie!!!
3. I love that there are over 800 comments here basically saying the same thing - HEIDI IS SHIT!! HEIDI I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS YOU LARD ASS!!!
Senior Perezito, umm…did your bffs (Speidi) give you a little dinero to like this song????? I have always depended on your immaculate taste in music. You have failed me my love!!!! Por favor, don't do this again!!!
It figures only gays would like this music, this stuff is just bad, sounds like stuff that should be played in Japan, she is so not an artist, she is really making herself look bad
so computerised i can barely hear here voice, and what you can hear sounds nothing like her.x
So you like this shit yet you were hating up a storm when Britney dropped Blackout, which is lightyears ahead of this garbage!
HORRIBLE!!!!! CRAP!!!! NO TALENT!!!!!! WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME!!!!! TONE DEAF!!!!!! Does everyone get what i'm trying to say here?
This song its just like Britney song "Break the ice"!!!
I dont like Heidi at all…her face locks like a horse
This song its just like Britney song "Break the ice"!!!
I dont like Heidi at all…her face locks like a horse
Saludos desde Chile…I love Perez!
it's awful. you keep plugging her. it's obvious that you guys are friends.
Not Bad
This recording/song/whatever, is the reason why they Music Industry SUCKS today.
AWFUL.
Ummmmm…….not so much! PLEASE GIVE IT UP!!!!!!!!!
GARBAGE!! god i cant even believe gays would like that! I like Paris Hiltons shitastic song better than that…and thats saying a lot.
she has a great ass .. yummy
this song sucks…
This song is horrible. I don't understand why people lie to her and tell her she can sing. That is just mean.
HORRIBLE
She is seeing about happy juice? Isn't that what Micheal Jackson offered to his child guests? I think she tries to hard, can't wait for the video! (I Kidd, I Kidd)