New "Music" From Heidi Montag!
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Don't hate us for saying this, but….
Heidi Montag has released a new song and we actually like this one!
Instead of singing singing about fashion, this time The Hills star is actually talking about something she knows quite well - partying and boozing it up.
The song is called One More Drink and it is so Eurotrashy deelish.
The gays will eat this up!
She actually says such lines like "Sipping on that happy juice!" and "I'm drinking on that Goose!"
It is so cheesy yet really hot and tight at the same time.
We're sorry. We love trashy Europop. And Heidi isn't even European!
Listen to the song and judge for yourself.
Thoughts????
P.S. What would Jesus say about getting drunk and clubbing????
[Image via WENN.]




ulgy talentless biotch, please somebody throw this bitch away.
Re: chris – I love it, you are so right! I would love to see him on celebrity fit club. and fail
I'll bet she sounds GREAT live:)
way over digitalized, proves anyone can sing if you know the right people who can fix your voice with a computer. i can see how it would be popular in the club, however i wish someone with some real talent and a real voice would put out a song, just because your pretty doesn't make you talented
well perez, the reason you like it is because SHE SOUNDS LIKE A TRANNY.
AND I KNOW SPENCER READS THESE COMMENTS. please get your whore a real job??
at this point people are just hating.. It isn't that bad. I'm on my 3rd listen and it's gotten better. The beat is good. The words kind of dumb but its a good feeling dance beat.. better than the last one fashion!
U gotta give them props for basically shoving themselves in the faces of america. They seem to be working hard to get their names out there no matter what. And it's more than what half of america is doing right now. So good for them!
why are you always promoting her? It's getting ridic at this point
Lauren Conrad is the star of the Hills - Heidi's not
FOR A SO-CALLED "CHRISTIAN," SHE DRESSES LIKE A HOOKER.
WHO WEARS AN OUTFIT LIKE THAT TO A CHILDREN'S EVENT?
WHAT A HYPOCRITE!
PEREZ WANTS SOME DICK FROM SPENCER, THAT'S ALL.
ALL THAT SHIT YOU TALK ABOUT EVERYBODY ELSE AND YOU REALLY SAID THIS SONG WAS OKAY???? HELL NAH….I DON'T KNOW ABOUT U NOW. CUZ THAT SONG SHOULDA DEFINATELY GOT SOME "HATE"
I'm starting to like Heidi. I didn't used to. She was just another blonde tramp. But we've all seen her climb up. From the bitch she was on the hills to trying to make music a career for herself, it's real and I like it. Watch out for those smart hoes!
Ummm…yeah…so-this-is-basically-a-cross-between-Britney's-Gimme-More-an-Janet-Jackson's-latest……so-not-very-original.
Are you serious? This is a total knock off of one of the tracks on Britneys newest album that totally bombed and somehow Heidi managed to make it even worse….didnt think that was possible…..this bitch needs to Put the mic down you talentless horse like bitch, admit you and Spencer havent been dating for a really long time now and the only thing that attracted you two to eachother is your odd obsession with LC's sex life
OMG I THINK I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE> SHE IS HORRIBLE AND PEREZ IN AN ASS FOR LIKING IT WE NEED TO BOYCOTT HEIDI AND SPENCER AND PEREZ FOR PROMOTING THEM HE IS JUST GIVING THEM WHAT THEY WANT
SHE IS TALENT LESS SO MUCH VOICE OVER DONE SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE AND TREAT THEM LIKE THE PIECES OF S%#T THEY ARE
TEAM AUDRINA
Im so tired of seeing her face and hearing her stupid song just confirms it… shes worthless and should go hide somewhere.. her music is crap!!!!!! please stop posting stuff about her… shes lame.
I LIKE IT…WHAT???
LOVE IT!!!!
Terrible Perez! I also love Poppy euro trash, but this is beyond shitty. total fucking buzz kill.
Our ears hurt now!!!!!!`
UMM, "Sipping on that Happy Juice".Yeah um, Heidi please leave Spencer. You by yourself i can stomach. You with Spencer makes me sick.
hate it
hate her
:)
reminds me of danity kanes new song, but suprisingly worse
Love it! go Heidi pure euro pop the gays will love it
her best tune yet
I love Heidi
I love the beat! I can't stop listening to it. For all those people that are writing that she should die…kinda harsh dontcha think? Get a life!
Even all that makeup , she is still very ugly.
Even with all that makeup , she is still very ugly.
I don't know why she releases this stuff, she should do a song that is actually good! Her song Body Language that's on youtube is actually really good.
my-god i am not a fan of heidi at all! but this song dance-able, which is pretty good to know….. i would maybe buy it?? maybe…
our economy and society are in a recession. hjeidi is a plastic, fake and worthless piece of shit.
just like the other one i can't stand listening to it for longer then 10 seconds…. wait make that 5 seconds. she should probably kill herself now.
does anybody think this sounds kinda like britney's new cd?
So heidi is this your christian music? I'm sure your church would be happy to sing that song at mass on sunday… The music is louder than her voice for a reason.
Trashy!
hey moron.. this is actually awful. you're fat and have no taste
it sucked!
I thought she didn't even drink. Isn't that what she claimed on 'The View"?
bahahaha.
it doesn't even sound like her.
but that doesn't mean i don't hate it.
which i do.
a lot.
the music is cool, though!
wtf is this!! she should just give up now!!! NO ONE cares about her let alone her so called music career!! well actually its not even music! its horse shit just like her face! SHE SHOULD JUST STICK TO WHAT SHE KNOWS F**ING OVER HER "FRIENDS" AND TRYING TO DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO STAY IN THE CELEB LIGHT…. SHE JUST NEEDS TO STOP….
HORRIBLE. my ears are bleeding. that bitch has NO talent. how, how, how can anyone like that????
I like it and just put it on my i pod nano! Shes not that bad, go Heidi!
ok first off its not that bad and the beat of the music is really loud so u cant really hear her sing so that a plus and i dont god would be happy of her singing about happy juice and it called "happy juice" are we sure it alchole it would be about the juice spender give her ewwww lol
I LOVE THIS SONG! ITS MY JAM!
this song is so awful. i could only listen to about 40 seconds i thought my ears would start to bleed. it doesn't even sound like her, they computerized her voice so much it sounds so fake.
c'mon. this is terrible. its embarassing really.
gross she was better off in forigin lanuge
The muisc is good. her voice is HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!
CAN ANYONE SAY BRITNEY WANNABE?! IM SO TIRED OF THIS BITCH AND HER DOUCHEBAG OF A BOYFRIEND..WHAT ARE THEY FAMOUS FOR? THEY SEEM SO PROUD OF THEMSELVES//DON'T THEY KNOW THAT WE ARE ALLLLL LAUGHING AT THEM..I WOULD USUALLY NEVER WASTE ANY OF MY TIME COMMENTING ON HEIDI MONTAG…BUT IM HUGELY PREGO AND ALL I CAN DO THESE DAYS IS SIT AT HOME AND IM SO TIRED OF SEEING THIS HEINOUS BITCH ON MY FAV GOSSIP SITES AND CHANNELS!!!!! UHHH GO AWAY YOU NO TALENT BIATCH
heurkkkkkk……..heurkkkkkkkkkkk
dont like it.. i hate heidi..
her songs all sound similar - watever as long as shes with spencer lol shes garbage to me. but thats just one persons opinion
Im a musician, and I like pop music, but my god, she cant sing. And the song really doesn't do anything for me at all. Zero% cool.
PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS.
PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS.
PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS.
PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS. PEREZ IS AN ASS KISS.
people have money and think they can do whatever they fucking want. she can't sing!!! her music is garbage, her clothes are garbage, her show is garbage, she's GARBAGE. DA FUCK OUTTA HER WITH THAT ISH!
oh my lord. I think if I heard this at a club I'd seriously stop dancing. What will it take for her to realize that Spencer is ruining her life?! Her friends, almost lost her job, and now public embarassment on the radio/clubs….what's next
Yet another failed attempt at singing for Heidi. Give it up already, you completely SUCK!
blah….boring…..hate it…..
I LOVE THHIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST SONG EVER
OMG, Im sure Jesus needs one more drink after hearing this shit. I would love to hear her sing in person without the computer to fix her voice…….
The SONG itself is sweet, but her VOICE, not so much. with another singer, it could be a hit…
I'm gay, and I do like the song. For some reason I like the "wish I could sing" artists.
Cute, upbeat but I hope she doesen't expect this to be a breakthrough!
;)
it's kinda cute I like it (a little). It's easier if you don't imagine Heidi on the beach wondering around aimlessly.
hate it. horrible. awful. disgusting. trash. ick.
Heidi blows. This song was the worst thing that has happened to me this week. Ugh.
FILE THIS UNDER KRISTINA CHEN!!!
Perez, I have yet to thank you but…THANK YOU SO F*CKING MUCH! I am OBSESSED w/ Heidi's music and I very much appreciate that you get and post her music before anyone else. There may be a bunch of sorry-ass haters commenting on how much she sucks (I personally am not a fan of her), but focus on just the music. It's good if you enjoy edited bubblegum pop which is exactly what this is. Thank you for making me add another thing to my list of obsessions!
HATE IT.
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HATE IT.
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HATE IT.
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Might like if someone else did it and produced it.
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i think that god would be very happy about this song
ummmm..way to go heidi for creating another crappy song. stop thinking you can sing…we alrady know you can't act. and way to go on making young gilrs think it's okay to be dumb as a box of rocks and be sluty.
hate it. she must have been drunk when she recorded it cause you cant even understand what shes saying
Hedi Montag has NO talent. shes just trying to get more popular than Lauran Conrad!
Hmmm…..already an old sound that has been done many times before. Unless there is a bad ass mix with the lyrics its should not go anywhere.
so bad.
SO.. because the songs called one more drink.. she obviously needs to say it a thousand times.. God I hate her! Is That douchebag writting her songs too? They need to disappear…
perez please stop realeasing her music to give her more publicity. even though you're disguising it by making fun of her, but come on they love it. bad press is PRESS, isnt it?
dont think we can see through your BS.
It's okay but I still don't like her!
Ladies and gentlemen, the first release from Heidi's Christian album. I'm sure it'll be a hit in the churches.
This song SUCKS - not Europop - EUROTRASH!
her vocals weren't high enough but
i cant beleive tat it was good-the beat was good(even though her lyrics were trashy & corny )
i jus cant beleive it!
& i thought she was suppose to sing CHRISTIAN MUSIC.(tats probably for publicity)wat filthy liars . i knew it.
L.C FOR LIFE
You're high….this song sucks ass
Wow…that is such a beautiful computer enhanced voice. ZERO talent!
Didn't this idiot just go on about how she wants to devote her life to God and Christian music??? Don't really think your holy ways include getting trashed and grinding with your disgusting boyfriend in a bar. Stop promoting this trash!
Heidi sucks! quit giving her attetion so shell go away. I turn of the tv everytime i see her on it. I refuse to buy magazines that have articles on her. I want SPEIDI gone same with her STRIPPER cloths line!!! HEDI IS A BITCH!!!!!
hmmmm….the beat is decent…i would dance to it with another artist on the track…but she canNOT sing….she even messes up that "breathy-sexy-not-really- singing" thing…and that's REALLY bad…at least fake sing well….
Thank god the background music is drowning out her voice…because of that this one might be a success. i still hate her though.
Perez are you on Spencer's payroll? This SUCKS!
Hmm.. EWW !
i`m not saying this cause i hate her off.
But it really sucks. i mean i don`t know even know what the hell she wa saying the whole time.
To me she`s is just some Dumbass, that is dating a Stupid Idiot.
Thinks a lot of herself for being a blow up doll !
Brit Brit should sue… it sounds too much like Break the Ice, only not as good. Although saying Break the Ice is "good" is a bit of a stretch in the first place.
That song is AWEFUL! It sound like she stole it from songs Brittney rejected.
Sounds exactly like that Britney Spears song.
I kinda like the song..
She REALLY needs to burn those white high rise jeans though, she wears them too damn much!
pathetic
The background music in the song pretty much masks her cheesy singing voice, it really is not that good.
i thought all the gays listened to show tunes. perhaps that is what you should be listening to instead of trying to foist shit off to your soon-to-be not so loyal readers. show us tits, ass, alcoholics, drug abusers, and mug shots, and let us decide what we will listen to flamer.
Sounds like a wanna-be Britney Spears song
OK, I don't love or hate Heidi. I'm neutral, and don't follow The Hills drama. That being said, I don't care for the song. It is too…..cheesy. She needs to sing about something a little more innocent, esp if she is trying the whole religious thing. She DOES have a decent voice…esp with the EuroTechno beats. BUT she needs to do something like Kylie Minogue in order to become a decent "star".
ROFL OMGGGG ROFL This Song is WHACK Just like Paris Hilton Album ROFL!!
i thought i heard her say that she doesnt drink? fuckin liar! lol!
well,
she should stay on tv..
cuz at least,
i kinda like her when shes acting on tv..
AT LEAST…
not that bad..
but thats not for her
no no stick to the status quo, . !
so good to perez = decent recording, auto-tune vox, decent beat and cliche girl lyric? nice. go talent scout.
FUKCIN LOVE ITTTTT
GOD BLESS THIS BTCH!
Btw - all the btches who talk smack about Heidi clearly are jealous. Im sure you're all fat 12 year olds who sit on the computer all day eating cheetos.
;)
ps. keep it up heidi!!
ouch.