She's the Man!
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LezLo and her gal pal are on the cover of the new issue of Star magazine.
Juicy!
The mag claims that saMAN Ronson plays the 'husband' role in her relationship with Lohan.
No surprise there!
An insider tells the mag, "They're totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!"
Hot lesbo action!
The lovebirds reportedly call saMAN's Hollywood Hills house "home" — and behind closed doors, "Lindsay and Sam play certain roles," the source explains. "…Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!"
And, according to the mag, the two also shop together for sex toys and have a 'bizarre' pact to stay thin.
Does La Lohan ever get to strap it on?




What made Lindsey special in the first place was that she had freckles, red hair and a healthy body with curves. She looked fresh and sweet. Then she took what nature gave her and turned it upside down — she became another bleached-blonde, borderline anorexic cum rag, just like a million other worthless whores in LA. Nice going, dumbass.
woa that is not a flattering shot of Nicole. But, hey she has nice skin! Just very bad angle… hey they are human!
fyi
LOHAN is doing this bisexual stuff for the press… BFFs who play around nothing more… media is so obsessed who who Fs who…
Re: jojoo – Yeah! I agree with you about a lot of things, but not all of us Americans are this idiotic. . .Actually if any of you were educated about children and didn't teach them to hate gay people you would know that they think same sex couples are not an abomination. People are taught to hate. Stop teaching you children to hate/fear harmless innocent people. Parents should be more worried about violence than gay people..
saMAN Ronson isnt even a DJ…she is a JUKE box!!!
Wow… Samantha looks exactly like Winona Ryder in this picture. like no joke.
Lindsay is so fucking COOL for going with a girl! FUCKING cool!
gross…
this all is sooo men's fantasy!! that is never ever true (lindsay being just the passive one and samantha being the man)
PEREZ!!! I SAW KELLY RIPA THIS WEEKEND IN TELLURIDE, COLORADO AND SHE IS EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL IN REAL LIFE. SHE WAS WITH HER KIDS AND WITHOUT A STITCH OF MAKEUP BUT SHE WAS STILL GORGEOUS!
Julia Roberts' face ANNOYS ME . . . with or without makeup!!!!
so what
lilo's so happy & sober
i think this relationship is good for her
Re: Emmal – me too
Julia Roberts is nasty looking. Her face finally matches her bitchy personality. Pretty woman my ass, more like Pretty Horsefaced man stealing woman!
For those of you asking what is wrong with people wanting THEIR kids to see a gay/bi couple on the cover of a magazine, here is one reason: Some people still read and live by The Bible. You know, that big thick book that most of you people can't even understand or get through reading cover to cover once in your lifetime, that tells you how you should live your life. That book. Some people want to do what's Biblically right, and teach THEIR children the same. Which is THEIR RIGHT to do. I don't understand how some people claim to be Chritstians yet will bend and twist things to where it accomodates YOUR lifestyle.
We each have the right to choose what our children see. Just like some think it's acceptable for a juvenile to curse, get tattood, or pierced, and others wouldn't dream of letting a child do any such thing. Some parents choose to let their kids play video games or watch movies with violence or adult content whereas others don't want their children exposed to such things.
Point is this, nobody's sexual prefence or sexuality should be on display for small innocent children to see.
And just so you know, I'm NOT a Bible thumper, But I'm NOT an Atheist either. I'm NOT a Homophobe, yet I'm NOT Gay.
Just voicing an opinion!
No surprises.
5 words 2 describe samantha ronson
Cheap
Ugly
Nastylicious
Tranny
Who cares? Big deal? Amazing… I found brintey spears had a personal account on on the wealthy dating club RICHLOVING.COM for hot singles to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. It's said Charlie Sheen has found his love there last May.
Once again you're spreading homophobic gay stereotypes. Not all gay couples assume man/husband and woman/wife roles or "strap it on". Spreading this type on misinformation on your site only reveals just how ignorant you really are. Please stick to copying gossip from other sites.
DUDE YOU'RE GAY!!!!!!!!!!
why would you spend so much time bad talking about lindsay???? are you not only gay, but retarded!?
Samantha Ronson does not do cocaine. When Lindsay crashed her car, it was because she was chasing after Samantha who got pissed and left where they were because she was trying to get Lindsay NOT to do drugs. I think Lindsay doesnt know what she is, but she found someone who absolutely loves her and someone she has been friends with for a long time and who has been there through the ups and downs with her family and drug problems…You just hate Samantha Perez because she tells you how it is and she could care less about the the words you write.
Why do celebs always look so ugly without make up?
Your supposed support of gay rights has long flown out of the window, but this takes the hairy biscuit.
Lesbians do not have pre determined 'husband' and 'wife' roles, and to suggest as such is homophobic. Refering to Samantha Ronson as a saMAN is perpetuating this homophobia, and, what's worse, making a simple girl-on-girl relationship seem like something twisted, perverse, or unnatural. I can take it from your idiot commenters, but this is *your* website and *your* good name.
I thought you'd gone too far with your persecution of Rumer Willis for umm, doing nothing and, ummm, looking like her mom and dad. But enough is enough.
You have lost one avid reader - who used to really dig your site. I know it's not much at all, but i will be encouraging everyone i know to steer clear from this site as of now. I'm very disappointed to say byeeeee.
SaMANtha perpetually looks like she just robbed the Hamburglar's closet. Does this girl own another shirt?
SaMANtha perpetually looks like she just got done robbing the Hamburglar's closet. Does this girl own another shirt???
I think Lindsay is one of the most beautiful people on the face of this earth:)
If I was with Lindsay I wouldn't treat her like a submissive one! I have to admit that her standards are low but that is the case with most beautiful Hollywood stars. It is like they cannot be with someone who would compete with them looks wise. Sooo sad:( If Lindsay is happy I am happy:)
Is it just me, or does anyone else think the claims of playing "roles" with the wife being the "passive" one..is, i don't know, a bit dated! This is year 2008, women are stronger than ever - and please.."role playing"? So stupid. They're just two people in love - the end.
Re: Chris – That smile is DRUG induced!
Re: vanes – Of course there is a Masculine and feminine in every relationship! Even DYKES… ever heard of BUTCH?
Re: Sarah – Sarah I never thought of "wife" as "passive" I thought The "husband" role looked like a MAN, Acting Masculine!
Re: licky – Totally Agree! Add Gross, BUTCHY, Anorexic, Druggy to your list of "saMAN"!
Good for them!!!!!
BTW, not all lesbians need strap-ons or have defined roles as "husband & wife".
When you are in a relationship, are you the "man" or the "woman"?
Re: Sarah – Don't make Me laugh! They feel in LUST!
Re: david – Are You fucken kidding? She only brought Her Good drugs, night clubs and Homeosexual SEX! The DYKE!
Perez, PLEZZZZZ keep up with The saMAN stories I love a good laugh!!
Why in the heck is Lindsay with saMANtha? MAN is disgusting… LaLo could do soooo much better.
Star should show monkey face Vanessa Minnillo without makeup. She's busted looking! If she was not a D-lister they would have her in the article because she looks awful without face paint.
WHAT.
3.99 US and 4.99 CDN?
The dollar is almost at par, actually the CDN dollar is now higher than the US.
Why do we get ripped off?
Fuckers…
she could have at least picked a better looking chick.. that bitch is ugly..
Does anyone else think this may have been a publicity stunt???? Any Info on how much the magazine paid them????
CONCEALER MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST INVENTION EVER. LOOK AT THOSE DARK CIRCLES UNDER NICOLE'S EYES. OH MY!
I don't get it, Perez. Your only problem with LiLo lately seems to be that she's in a lesbian relationship. As a gay man, shouldn't you be a little more empathetic about someone coming out of the closet? If you want to bash her for being a talentless hack- be my guest- she's a horrible actress and singer. But so what if she's gay? Maybe you should have announced your hatred of lesbians when you marched in the PRIDE parade last week- i bet that would have been really popular. Don't be such a hypocrite.
I should be fucking Lindsay, not Manny.
Ronson must know how to lick it like no other OR this is one big publicity stunt.
Re: Marie – I think that's what Perez means when he calls these two disgusting. A lot of dumbasses are confusing it with anti-gay bashing.
As you can tell by my name…i am a huge fan of Samantha Ronson…I have been now for a good few years…I am a fan of her downloads and her DJ'ing (Been 2 see her once in America but as i am a Brit…she hardly ever comes here) I know Perez hasn't said much on here about her but i think HE IS A VILE MAN….He is harsh on all celebrities and i think that he should just stop…I mean if he wants to slate sum1 or something. slate that fucking song by the Heidi girl from the hill…..IT'S FUCKING SHIT!!! I just think that Perez is a Jerk and needs 2 get a life instead of intruding on every1 elses….I mean come on Dude..sort urself out … OH THINK U NEED 2 GO ON A DIET TOO…fat twat! I think u shud leave them poor people alone and stop calling Ronson 'saMAN'. Samantha likes the way she dresses (i think she is gorge the way she looks) and she doesn't look like a man…She is very attractive…U can't say nethin neway…U SOUND LIKE A FUCKIN GIRL
ps….LEAVE LILY ALLEN ALONE….infact leave all Brits alone!!
TOSSER
they both stink! Stinky lesbos!