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Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because _______.
[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 7:30 pm
She got a glimpse of herself in the mirror?
her giant vag wont fit in any pants
bah-haha! bless you for posting this!
well she has no block of cheese. life is nothing if not a block of cheese followed by a cocaine chaser.
she just realized she's THAT Sienna Miller!
She just realized she could become a mom of four! Shit Getty, get a divorce and deal with your wife and kids. Why drag your hot babe into your mess?
Re: flangie nopants –
What is your avatar supposed to be….
She couldn´t get the discount.
because of a stupid man.
She is sad because. MAVA or MOTHERS AGAINST VAGINAL AVATARS complained about her pelvic mug shot that keeps appearing on this site. To her dismay Dr Rand Pink never forgets a face. She also is quite upset that all sale items are final.
she lost her gram of coke in a marc jacobs clearance rack!
Right on Ariel! Amd yes, Karma is a bitch…
What's that on her left wrist? Does she have a tattoo, or is she wearing some kind of "patch?"
I'd have to say that someone probably asked her when she's expecting and if she knows which of her three beaus is the father. That babydoll dress would be cute, on her daughter.
The Getty family handlers got rid of her!
because she realized they sold dresses pattern at forever 21 two years ago
I don't care . . . but has she got legs! Wow!
…she's crying because someone's husband actually turned her down.
because she realized her bag said feet.
…because…her monthly curse was upon her. In the small shop she had fouled the air for everyone, and was politely asked to leave. She was just a little embarrrassed, as any girl would be, and tearful, too—one's always a little shocked & dodgey if one's flow starts at an inopportune moment.
Who cares?? She should fuck as many guys as will fuck her. She looks pretty bad in this picture though, not to fuckable today, but usually she is.
Re: Wendy Testaburger – Number 107, it's a golliwog. Everyone knows that. Flangie NoPants is absolutely fabulous.
(Google golliwog.)
And oh yeah, according to the bitch trog Naomi Campbell–she's supposed to be one.
But that's on her….
because a perky little store klerk at Fred Segal pointed out to her that her roots were ugly and she should go see fredric fekkai or something!
..she just realized what she was wearing..
she realized she is Sienna Miller.
The lady in the boutique told her she had athletes foot.
the outfit she wanted didn't come in extra skanky….
shes constipated
she had to serve herself because they refused after she had BAD Foot odour!
because… they burned her privates with too much wax
she noticed her gaper for the first time in the fitting room
Re: Butte – hahaha…that's the best reply.
she realized she has cum dripping down her leg in public. Awkward!
because….she was overcome by the existential dilemma of life! Obviously.
cuz her velvet folds are full of green slime and scabies!!!!!
they didn't have any shirts small enough to be crotch grazing dresses. boohoo!!
they shrunk her freakin dress
she actually had to pay for the stuff she bought and didnt get it for free like many other celebs!!!
her cocaine dealer got arrested
They told her the dress she is wearing looks like my Grnnys table cloth.
Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because the store didn't have her size which is "one size fits all."
she just saw her dress in a mirror.
Because they made her pay full retail. No freebies!
Re: Wendy Testaburger –
I am sorry: it's a golliwog: I changed it when the Naomi Campbell racism came out recently. It's not that I'm a racist: I changed it to show what the term 'golliwog' was supposed to look like. Unfortuntely, it was also the emblem of my favourite brand of jam/jelly (Robinsons) when I was a child and I havent changed it. Sorry if it offends. Its not meant to (on my part anyway, you know what it's like, it's not like I designed it)….
cuz theyb didn't have her size.. or she didn't fuck last nite
"Camel Hump" says – reply to this 121
Thank you. I will look out for you in future! Power to the Perezpeople! (old BBC term "power to the people from Citizen Smith, starring Robert Powell based on a modern day suburban version of Che Guevara. In reality, he is an unemployed dreamer and petty criminal whose plans fall through due to laziness and disorganisation….)
"Freedom for Tooting!!!".
she left her pants in the store and couldn't find them anywhere.
She is a fucking retard, thats why!
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… because she didn't get laid.
…Because she's a lesbian with Casper the fucking ghost walking next to her.
she ran out of money..
because she realized her clutch does not match her dress.
She found out that she is to skinny.
And will not fit into any pretty dresses. Therefor
is stuck wearing that ugly one.
she's so fuckin irrelevant its retarded….why do you waste your bandwidth?
Because life can be a bitch sometimes. Then you move on …
she's wearing the fugliest frock on the planet?
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Because she realized she could have gotten the same shit at a cheaper boutique, instead of getting ripped off by Fred Segal. No one goes there anymore! also the food sucks at the cafe. thats all
haha i agree with, lala !!
Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because _______.
"ICK GET ME HOME AND FASSST I FEEL AS IF I HAVE BEEN VISUALLY RAPED, DID YOU SEE THE WAY THOSE NASTY BLACKS LOOKED AT US IN THERE?"
someone mistook her bowler hat for a baby's potty!
because……. they were all out of crotchless panties!!! hahah
Because the cashier wanted to pay HER… she's just that big a slut.
Her credit card was declined
Someone told her she looks FAT in that ugly dress!!!
Because she has herpes, hep C, and is 6 weeks prego and has NO idea who the father is!!!!!!!!
B\C someone asked how many months pregnant she is??
i already made a response to this but as i was reading pep's comments i noticed alot of you were referring to her "relationship" w/ Mr Getty, yes shame on her, however i think shame on him more!!!!!!! he's the one that's married w/ 4 kids!!!!! she's NOT married nor does she have a bf, yeah she should have stayed away and believe me i'm not sticking up for her, however she does seem to be getting most of the heat from this………… i also believe if a man or woman are happy in their relationship they would NEVER even think of doing such a thing, i know it's easier said then done but if i was his wife i'd kick his filthy ass out!!!!! just staying together for the kids sake in the long run isn't going to do them any good, i went through that, dad cheated multiple times on my mom and ended up leaving her for my stepmom after 28 yrs of marriage, and it's nice to see them both happy!!!!!!! i think Sienna should dump his ass too!!!!! manwhore!!!! to think i had a crush on him as a kid when i saw him in Lord of the flies……… sigh
Because the skank has finally revealed herself.
Perez was right all along Sultty is the right name for this bitch.
She has seen your face and had to throw up
Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because SHE DIDN'T FILL UP ON CUM THERE!!!!
They told her that her skanky hoe snatch was stinking up the store and she'd have to leave
The sales assistants went all pretty woman on her arse cos we all know girl is a ho!
either her credit card was declined, or they made fun of her birthday party looking tablecloth dress.
Because they stopped making cloths in size slutty
her bloody tampon stained a pair of white linen city shorts, and they made her buy them….Too bad they were for the elderly!
she is a TOTAL SLUT.
a sales girl tried to sell her an "I FUCK FOR FAME" t-shirt.
She saw a mirror ?
because the seller asked her if she was jen aniston
No one elses boyfriend was around for her to take
…oops! she crapped her pants.
She realized how bad her hair is!
She actually saw her reflection and realized what she's wearing.
That's just terrible.
because they didn't have the 3 pronged, red, white and blue dildo she put on hold. Happy 4th Sienna, now go back to the Mother country and ball some other dudes who you just met recently
because they didn't have the "bulk sized palette" of apricot scented vagisil
She caught sight of herself in a mirror.
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….because they declined all her credit cards, but they gave her an Fred Segal bag stuffed with tissue to make her feel "special"…here we see Slutty's friend helping her to the 'short bus".
That dress belongs locked away in 1972, on a five year old child. And only then to be worn on the fourth of July. HIDEOUS.
They couldn't get the corncob out of her ass.
She just realized how sad and pathetic she really is, a homewrecking whore.
They didn't offer her any free stuff because they didn't recognise her…….
i know why… its because her latest victim Balthazar Getty who is a father of 4 was seen leaving her ass and going to lax.
because she forgot her pants
there was no man she could f***…
…the dress she's wearing is on sale for 15.99 and Forever 21. Jude cheated, shes poor.
…the cleaning lady was wearing the same dress.
She looks like she's got serious IBS pains!!!!
She's too fat and ugly to look good in anything in the shop!
i mean seriously, who ever called her fat i mean come on, for real? you think she's fat? what the fuck is wrong with the world, lemme guess if she was going to AA meeting (anerexic anon.) she would be ok right?