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Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because _______.
[Image by BARM via Fame Pictures.]
Posted: July 1, 2008 at 7:30 pm
cause they ran out of crotchless panties
…She has a burning case of herpes because of all the men she fucks…
They didnt have the knee pads she wanted!
she lost her pants
She said her usual line, "Don't you know who I am? I am a famous actress!", and no, no one recognized her!
She is crying because she saw herself in that horrid looking smock!!!!!!!!!!
because her knickers are in a twist.
…she's just notice she's gone up 2 sizes.
because Perez will not leave her alone, "I say old Chap…..won't you cut me a break and stop calling me slutty…"
Because she realized that Daniel Craig is getting married again, and it's NOT TO HER! (Can you believe her luck — Jude Law AND Daniel Craig…jealous..jealous…)
becuase she is a white trash fame seeking money hungry whore who fucks married men.
she couldn't fit into an XXXXS pants so she had to get an XXXS OMG!!!!
Fred Segal still uses plastic bags that are killing our sea-life & poisoning the worlds waterways!!
her credit card was declined.
She's sad because she just realized she wore that stupid dress in 5th grade!!!
Her dress is SO ugly !!! I mean seriously, where does this girl get her fashion sense from? I have never seen her look good. She typically looks like a mismatched bag lady. Just goes to show that money can't buy good taste.
because she just spotted crabs in her pubes.
she didn't fit in any of the clothes.
kind of like that scene in Mean Girls.
She's wearing that fuckin ugly dress.
…her buttplug fell out and the paps DIDN'T catch it on camera.
Not even Fred Segal carries twenty8twelve
She has an anal herpes outbreak??
someone was honest to her about her ugly dress
She just got the results of her std's test.
she saw perez and micheal lohan doing the 69.
last!
twenty8twelve's on the sale racks
fred segal sales associate told her she looks like a house wearing a 5 year old's dress.
because she finally realizes what a skanky slutty whore she is for sleeping with a married man with FOUR children!!!!
Skanky WHORE!!!!
the herpes she caught from p diddy flared up
she just realized what she came out wearing
she just realised that gaping hole between her legs is big enought to fit a inmelon.
for gods sake people 'homewrecker?' she was not the one cheating on her wife and exposing her children to this crap was she. Double standards much?
there were no married men in the store for her to hit on.
her credit card was declined
because she's having trouble passing a very large queef…
her same dress was on sale at wet seal for about 10 dollars
she's average
she's sad because they were fresh out of butt plugs.
because all the pants she tried on showed her horrendous camel toe and she realised how fat and hairy her p*ssy really is
she just realized that everybody knows she's a whore.
Sienna Miller is distraught after leaving the Fred Segal boutique in Los Angeles on Monday because (that carrot she ate added an extra ounce, the -0 jeans were to tight.)
she understandands that her hair makes her look like a monster
because she just found out she has a relapse of severe herpies
she flashed her tits and no one noticed
mommy didn't hold her hand in the store. gosh she looks like a baby pouting like that!
They don't carry "dick in a box".