Caption Me: He Likes Them Easy
Filed under: John Mayer > Caption Me
John Mayer and some adoring fans get wet together.
Posted: July 29, 2007 at 2:17 pm
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Caption Me: He Likes Them EasyFiled under: John Mayer > Caption Me
John Mayer and some adoring fans get wet together. Posted: July 29, 2007 at 2:17 pm
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Looks like fun
this guy's laughing all the way to the bank AND the pimp house. he's so f**king hot.
I love this site but so many morons…! All those girls look beautiful. Each have a very distintive look like humans do..duh!!!…….Normal, healthy, young girls having a great time. Good for them….
You idiots that trash these girls, you are all a bunch of losers!
Anyone who has ever had the displaeasure of meeting this ass hat knows that he is far from "funny" and "cool." He is a narcasistic bastard who is interested in one thing, how famous he can get while projecting the image that he does not care about being famous. That and getting a blow job, same sex optional.
Dear "Cheep" are you the fat one in white??????
COCO are you the girl in white?????
UGH This dude was a tool in high school and I can see almost 15 years later he's still a fag. All he wants is to be famous, well he got his wish, but he's famous for being a douche.
Have fun stalking all the girls…especially after you won a grammy. Remember that one?????
All right! John Mayer's whole pool party right here on Perez this must be the hottest place on the web. WHOAAAAAAAAAA!
john is a media whore and you all blamed it on jess! he was looking how he coul d get more attention and fans without jessica simpson john was a nobody only to his fans!
To: #37-lakashimi
Sorry dude but you must be gay and have no idea what a woman is. And if "lakashimi" is a women, you must be a very depressed one.
As a man with good taste I can tell you that all of the women in the pothograph are very nice indeed. From right to left,
voluptuous blonde, sexy brunette, exotic funky girl, classic blonde, sweete next door beauty, -the girl on the water, a wild, fun beautiful girl.
So there you have it. Your descriptions of the girl is a reflection of you, not of them.
Hey girls, I'm a very nice gentlemen, spanish-italian and will love to meet any of you, any time. John Mayer is a very lucky guy.
John is a publicity whore and Jessica taught him all she knows. Now he is pulling out every game of hers and more. Mayer is a douche bag. Who is out to use any body he can use. It's Jessica's own fault for being stupid enough to let him continue using her like washout rag.
why do u people insist on trashing people who are simply living their lives instead of getting on with urs? this is sad most of u dont have half the talent or have to face half the things these people do..let them get on with it and have hearts these people dont know u and u spend so much time being catty..it seems jealous!
Id get wet with him….as long as he isnt making that creepy o-face
Maja~
Your body is a wonderland! As much as I hate to admit it, he gets mad props from me for that song!
Hahahahahha, this proves what sort of guy is desperate enough to do Messica Simpson, and this douche dumped her at least three times, HAHAHAHAHAHA
EEEWWWW…he looks so out of his element…this earthy guitar man would feel much more comfortable around dirty, tree hugging, earth girls with long stringy hair, that don't use a razor!
oh I think I just threw up in my mouth.
hes looks like he smells/plays video games and farts
and these girls of cliche and plain, fat, generic lacking substance douches- I have no respect for fans of JM, he is winey and gaysih with a scary androgynous appearance.
Cheep if you actually are one of the girls from the photo you can actually sue Perez Hilton for slander for what he's implying. I hate fact that he got this picture and labeled it as his. Just remember this Perez sooner or later everything you do whether it's good or bad will come back to you.
Dude he totally paid those bitches to pose with him. HAAA
thank you perez!
fyi - mayer is having his own cruise in feb 2008. no offense but if i get a pic with him like that, im sending it to perez from the fucking ship!
www.mayercraftcarrier.com
dont hate - appreciate. at least its not simpson in the water with him.
That picture was taken at the topless pool at Mandalay Bay(called Morreah).
i think john is a great writer, but he is starting to look like a douchebag. they way he treated jessica was ridiculous, and his gap ads are not that hot. those gap ads are pretentious attempts to sell their crappy, ugly clothes.
Awww poor loser Jessica. Mayer looks like he's having fun amongst all those girls…..And Jess is looking more and more like the average depressed person that she is. Pooooo
i'm soooooo jealous. i loooooooooooooove him so much. he is the best person ever, i've been in love with him since 2003 when i was 14 and still since. he ROCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!
*shudder*
Why are you sooo sure that Perez people did not took that picture? Or somebody took the picture and sold it to Perez….Why not…If one of the girls friend took the picture, then they send it to Perez….Either way Perez is fine.
You people are getting on my nerves..yes you too perez(even though i love the site). Theres nothing wrong with john mayer, he's not ugly/fug.. he's a talented guy and just because he dated js and dumped her doesnt make him a douche..hell! for all that nick might as well be one too he was dating b4 there divorce was finalized. A why are you calling these girls easy you dont even know them. they look like ther having fun and really excited that john toke a picture with them.. i konw i'd be pretty pissed if some douche header blogger put my personal picture on his site…John's a handsome, extremely talented at what he does ( go to one of his shows) and i know tons of girls and women wish they were those girls
Not FUGLY!!!! So cute……and I"m extremly jealous!
It just funny when people act like they know the law and really they sound so foolish. John is a douche for dating Jessica Dumbson not because he dropped her. Perez you ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, because the haters can't seem to stay away from this site. You've got the best site on the web!!!!!!!!
Mayer is a douche all on his own right, Messica not withstanding. He is, was, and will always be a self-loving prick who cares about (1) being a fame whore, but pretending like he is not and (2) getting blown. And, trust me, #2 does not require being female.
Y'ALL HATERS SHOULD FIRST OF ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP.
John Mayer is an amazing musician who makes good music. He can play guitar and other instruments !!!
He dated Jessica Simpson ? Who fuckin cares ? He dumped her ? Let him live his own life and stop hating…..
YOURE FUCKIN JEALOUS !!!!!!!!!!!
Why is everyone down this guy's throat? He's a amazing talent and so what if he wants to party like a rock star? He's constantly on tour and he seems to work his ass off. In fact, he's been busting his ass for several years so it's pretty insulting that people attribute any sort of recognition to J. Simpson. Thank God he got away from that leech. Let's face it, she sapped the life out of Lachey and almost Mayer as well.
Perez you might as well just post a link to the Try JM blog, you copy it every day. Don't try to fool us, I know you're in love with John. Any why wouldn't you be? He is amazing…the bitches in this photo are lucky.
He is beautiful!! and oh my GOD, He can have some fun without all you idiots having to comment… You don't like him? Why are youlooking on a celebrity web site and taking time to comment then?? Dumb A$$E$!
PEREZ SO LOVES JOHNNY BOY, HE WANTS HIM SO HE'S MAKING P ALL THIS FUGLY AND GAY $HIT SO THAT MAYBE HE CAN BLOW HIM!! HAHA… TOO BAD HE"S SO SUPER STRAIGHT!!
THE WHORE IN THE WHITE TOP IS UGLY TO THE 2nd POWER MULTIPLIED BY 5!
for the first time he looks like a jackass.. hm. =X
question: what happened to "I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN IN THE PUBLIC EYE"?
cough cough BULLSHIT!
The Try JM fans need to stop sending John shit to Perez. So just keep reading like the true fans of Perez you are, because you people come here every day to read then complain.
At first I thought he changed, he didn't. He was a publicity whore the whole time. It explain why he was with the pathetic Jessica Simpson. He is pathetic just like her.
Damnnnnn I want there !!!!!
Nah…all ugly. Not as hot as his ex-girlfriend..
I'm so upset! Why am I not there? Why don't I have luck quite like this??? PLEASE! INFORM ME !!!