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Caption Me: He Likes Them Easy

Filed under: John Mayer > Caption Me

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John Mayer and some adoring fans get wet together.

144 comments to “Caption Me: He Likes Them Easy”

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  1. katie says – reply to this


    101

    Looks like fun

  2. shauna says – reply to this


    102

    this guy's laughing all the way to the bank AND the pimp house. he's so f**king hot.

  3. COCO says – reply to this


    103

    I love this site but so many morons…! All those girls look beautiful. Each have a very distintive look like humans do..duh!!!…….Normal, healthy, young girls having a great time. Good for them….

    You idiots that trash these girls, you are all a bunch of losers!

  4. Jen says – reply to this


    104

    Anyone who has ever had the displaeasure of meeting this ass hat knows that he is far from "funny" and "cool." He is a narcasistic bastard who is interested in one thing, how famous he can get while projecting the image that he does not care about being famous. That and getting a blow job, same sex optional.

  5. John says – reply to this


    105

    Dear "Cheep" are you the fat one in white??????

  6. John says – reply to this


    106

    COCO are you the girl in white?????

  7. mayer'95 says – reply to this


    107

    UGH This dude was a tool in high school and I can see almost 15 years later he's still a fag. All he wants is to be famous, well he got his wish, but he's famous for being a douche.

    Have fun stalking all the girls…especially after you won a grammy. Remember that one?????

  8. Taylor says – reply to this


    108

    All right! John Mayer's whole pool party right here on Perez this must be the hottest place on the web. WHOAAAAAAAAAA!

  9. Irene says – reply to this


    109

    john is a media whore and you all blamed it on jess! he was looking how he coul d get more attention and fans without jessica simpson john was a nobody only to his fans!

  10. FRANCO says – reply to this


    110

    To: #37-lakashimi
    Sorry dude but you must be gay and have no idea what a woman is. And if "lakashimi" is a women, you must be a very depressed one.

    As a man with good taste I can tell you that all of the women in the pothograph are very nice indeed. From right to left,
    voluptuous blonde, sexy brunette, exotic funky girl, classic blonde, sweete next door beauty, -the girl on the water, a wild, fun beautiful girl.

    So there you have it. Your descriptions of the girl is a reflection of you, not of them.

    Hey girls, I'm a very nice gentlemen, spanish-italian and will love to meet any of you, any time. John Mayer is a very lucky guy.

  11. Shel says – reply to this


    111

    John is a publicity whore and Jessica taught him all she knows. Now he is pulling out every game of hers and more. Mayer is a douche bag. Who is out to use any body he can use. It's Jessica's own fault for being stupid enough to let him continue using her like washout rag.

  12. Shaneel Trimmingham says – reply to this


    112

    why do u people insist on trashing people who are simply living their lives instead of getting on with urs? this is sad most of u dont have half the talent or have to face half the things these people do..let them get on with it and have hearts these people dont know u and u spend so much time being catty..it seems jealous!

  13. Laila says – reply to this


    113

    Id get wet with him….as long as he isnt making that creepy o-face

  14. Joseylyn says – reply to this


    114

    Maja~
    Your body is a wonderland! As much as I hate to admit it, he gets mad props from me for that song!

  15. Nick says – reply to this


    115

    Hahahahahha, this proves what sort of guy is desperate enough to do Messica Simpson, and this douche dumped her at least three times, HAHAHAHAHAHA

  16. ee says – reply to this


    116

    EEEWWWW…he looks so out of his element…this earthy guitar man would feel much more comfortable around dirty, tree hugging, earth girls with long stringy hair, that don't use a razor!

  17. Kaka says – reply to this


    117

    oh I think I just threw up in my mouth.

  18. lunetta says – reply to this


    118

    hes looks like he smells/plays video games and farts

  19. douche bags/tired fans says – reply to this


    119

    and these girls of cliche and plain, fat, generic lacking substance douches- I have no respect for fans of JM, he is winey and gaysih with a scary androgynous appearance.

  20. Sara says – reply to this


    120

    Cheep if you actually are one of the girls from the photo you can actually sue Perez Hilton for slander for what he's implying. I hate fact that he got this picture and labeled it as his. Just remember this Perez sooner or later everything you do whether it's good or bad will come back to you.

  21. I Have Krabs says – reply to this


    121

    Dude he totally paid those bitches to pose with him. HAAA

  22. johnsmayernaise says – reply to this


    122

    thank you perez!

    fyi - mayer is having his own cruise in feb 2008. no offense but if i get a pic with him like that, im sending it to perez from the fucking ship!

    www.mayercraftcarrier.com

    dont hate - appreciate. at least its not simpson in the water with him.

  23. christina in las vegas says – reply to this


    123

    That picture was taken at the topless pool at Mandalay Bay(called Morreah).

  24. jen says – reply to this


    124

    i think john is a great writer, but he is starting to look like a douchebag. they way he treated jessica was ridiculous, and his gap ads are not that hot. those gap ads are pretentious attempts to sell their crappy, ugly clothes.

  25. Juju says – reply to this


    125

    Awww poor loser Jessica. Mayer looks like he's having fun amongst all those girls…..And Jess is looking more and more like the average depressed person that she is. Pooooo

  26. the_mars_travolta says – reply to this


    126

    i'm soooooo jealous. i loooooooooooooove him so much. he is the best person ever, i've been in love with him since 2003 when i was 14 and still since. he ROCKKKKKKKKKSSSSSS!!!!!

  27. bitter says – reply to this


    127

    *shudder*

  28. PARIS says – reply to this


    128

    Why are you sooo sure that Perez people did not took that picture? Or somebody took the picture and sold it to Perez….Why not…If one of the girls friend took the picture, then they send it to Perez….Either way Perez is fine.

  29. Jas, Philadelphia says – reply to this


    129

    You people are getting on my nerves..yes you too perez(even though i love the site). Theres nothing wrong with john mayer, he's not ugly/fug.. he's a talented guy and just because he dated js and dumped her doesnt make him a douche..hell! for all that nick might as well be one too he was dating b4 there divorce was finalized. A why are you calling these girls easy you dont even know them. they look like ther having fun and really excited that john toke a picture with them.. i konw i'd be pretty pissed if some douche header blogger put my personal picture on his site…John's a handsome, extremely talented at what he does ( go to one of his shows) and i know tons of girls and women wish they were those girls

  30. Chelly16 says – reply to this


    130

    Not FUGLY!!!! So cute……and I"m extremly jealous!

  31. shel says – reply to this


    131

    It just funny when people act like they know the law and really they sound so foolish. John is a douche for dating Jessica Dumbson not because he dropped her. Perez you ROCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, because the haters can't seem to stay away from this site. You've got the best site on the web!!!!!!!!

  32. Sasha says – reply to this


    132

    Mayer is a douche all on his own right, Messica not withstanding. He is, was, and will always be a self-loving prick who cares about (1) being a fame whore, but pretending like he is not and (2) getting blown. And, trust me, #2 does not require being female.

  33. www.myspace.com/aeberts says – reply to this


    133

    Y'ALL HATERS SHOULD FIRST OF ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    John Mayer is an amazing musician who makes good music. He can play guitar and other instruments !!!

    He dated Jessica Simpson ? Who fuckin cares ? He dumped her ? Let him live his own life and stop hating…..

    YOURE FUCKIN JEALOUS !!!!!!!!!!!

  34. cj says – reply to this


    134

    Why is everyone down this guy's throat? He's a amazing talent and so what if he wants to party like a rock star? He's constantly on tour and he seems to work his ass off. In fact, he's been busting his ass for several years so it's pretty insulting that people attribute any sort of recognition to J. Simpson. Thank God he got away from that leech. Let's face it, she sapped the life out of Lachey and almost Mayer as well.

  35. ET says – reply to this


    135

    Perez you might as well just post a link to the Try JM blog, you copy it every day. Don't try to fool us, I know you're in love with John. Any why wouldn't you be? He is amazing…the bitches in this photo are lucky.

  36. LOVEJM4EVER says – reply to this


    136

    He is beautiful!! and oh my GOD, He can have some fun without all you idiots having to comment… You don't like him? Why are youlooking on a celebrity web site and taking time to comment then?? Dumb A$$E$!

  37. LOVEJM4EVER says – reply to this


    137

    PEREZ SO LOVES JOHNNY BOY, HE WANTS HIM SO HE'S MAKING P ALL THIS FUGLY AND GAY $HIT SO THAT MAYBE HE CAN BLOW HIM!! HAHA… TOO BAD HE"S SO SUPER STRAIGHT!!

  38. FaShionHilton says – reply to this


    138

    THE WHORE IN THE WHITE TOP IS UGLY TO THE 2nd POWER MULTIPLIED BY 5!

  39. Jntypie says – reply to this


    139

    for the first time he looks like a jackass.. hm. =X
    question: what happened to "I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN IN THE PUBLIC EYE"?

    cough cough BULLSHIT!

  40. shel says – reply to this


    140

    The Try JM fans need to stop sending John shit to Perez. So just keep reading like the true fans of Perez you are, because you people come here every day to read then complain.

  41. Publicity whores says – reply to this


    141

    At first I thought he changed, he didn't. He was a publicity whore the whole time. It explain why he was with the pathetic Jessica Simpson. He is pathetic just like her.

  42. maika says – reply to this


    142

    Damnnnnn I want there !!!!!

  43. daniel says – reply to this


    143

    Nah…all ugly. Not as hot as his ex-girlfriend..

  44. JENNIRIFIC says – reply to this


    144

    I'm so upset! Why am I not there? Why don't I have luck quite like this??? PLEASE! INFORM ME !!!

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