The Bastard Sings Too!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Music Minute > Michael Lohan > Aliana Lohan
Move over Ali and Lindsay Lohan…looks like your bastard sister is out to steal the music spotlight!
Attention seeking-runs in the family!
Michael Lohan's alleged illegitimate daughter, 13 year old Ashley, is reportedly trying to cut a record deal.
A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.”
A Lohan family source adds (we bet it was Daddy HoHan!), “Ashley’s singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.”
Until this famewhore is proven to be his daughter (or not), we don't wanna hear any more from her!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 3, 2008 at 5:45 pm
i dont hear you calling the JOLIE-PITTS that!
asshole! get laid or suck a dick or something you ahole!
wow, everyone thinks their own children are talented, in this case it's just not true, the lohans can kid themselves, we won't buy this, cause we aren't as stupid as they think we are!
You've got to be the biggest and fattest bastard of them all. This taking sides is so childish. How come Jolie pops out golden eggs and everyone else is inferior? Are you picking on people to make up from the abuse you received in high school? You know that if these hate speech was allowed in the home by parents, it would probably be considered child abuse? I think what you are doing is the same thing if not worse and believe you should be sued for it. A child deserves to be protected, not thrown in the hands of wolves like you who will sell his soul for a buck. Perez, you're a sellout.
Don't have children out of wedlock. Every child deserves a two-parent family. Whether those parents are man woman, woman woman, or man man, ALL CHILDREN SHOULD HAVE MARRIED PARENTS. Sorry, but that girl is a bastard as are so many children, which is sad for them, SO DO THE RIGHT FRIGGEN' THING AND GET MARRIED BEFORE YOU HAVE CHILDREN. Problem solved.
It wasn't the little girls fault her parents are douche bags. You should quit calling her a bastard, people could call you some pretty fucked up shit too!
Eww Lindsays sister is fucking ugly! Im sorry but she is and she thinks she's hot shit. fuck all of them.
Wow Mich, what a simplistic view of the world you have. Getting married is "right"? According to whom? I'm not religious. Ok Mich, if you were raised in a two-parent household, I think I'll pass your advice since they really did not know what the hell they were doing as they screwed you up royally! I love it when certifiable nutcases try to weigh in with their worldy "advice".
What problem mich? Does having a child out of wedlock create a subhuman or alien of some sorts? LOL I dont see the problem. Maybe it's all in your head talking and ranting while your hubby is probably out cheating. But then again, at least your life LOOKS good from the outside.. who cares how many women he's been in. I mean, he has to ditch the uptight bitch for some fun right? Why not a younger hottie who doesn't have her panties in a wad worrying about other peoples problems while neglecting her own (and her poor poor poor children). Good lord I hope you dont procreate= problem solved.
guys, does anyone know what Lindsay thinks about this? I'd be curious to know. Is she excited or does it make her mad?
what the fuck is with you calling her a bastard?
she's a fucking kid and you're like 35.
this just irritates me, i like you and all but GROW UP
Ooh! I wanna hear what she sounds like. Truthfully, I don't think Lindsay or Ali are that bad of singers, so if she's better I'll bet she's pretty good!
Oh, and they only get their talent from Michael? Dina was a ROCKETTE, 'scuse me!
youre right perez it would have been so much better off if that woman married the wife-beater! hell ya, theyre lives would have been so much better. haha there is not shame not sticking around with deadbeat men! trust me her and her daughter are so much better off because of this!
I got here late. What the hell is wrong with this girl's mom?? And what's wrong with you, Perez? With the parents this girl has she is going to need all the help in the world. Don't be so hateful to kids. And Mich, are u for real? Like someone stated, were your parents married? If so thanks for showing us how screwed up an individual with married parents can be. See, mine got divorced. But, hey, at least they got married huh? Sure eased the divorce pain
why are her sister's feet SO HUGE??????
Miche, you can't be serious. I laughed my ass off when I read your post. You are the poster child for why people should n o t get married! Just because two people are married or raising children together doesn't mean they should or that their house is any happier. In fact, usually their household is much more dysfunctional. I really don't get why people want to stay miserably married forever as if being miserable and unhappy is any good for their children.
Well, the bastard kids is better looking than Ali hands down, at lest she doen't like like a 40 year old, wait, I take that back I'm 40 at I don't even looks as bad as Ali, poor kid.
Re: Miche – Get OFF your Moral high horse. As for calling a child names, the child didn't ask for this. SAVE THE NAME CALLING FOR ADULTS! Leave children ALONE! Fuck off you facist!
You're such a fucking asshole Perez. It's not like SHE had a say in who her parents are, so why the fuck are you being an asshole and calling her a bastard?
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I know why, it's because you don't have a real personality or sense of humour to come up with a REAL headline, so you just say stupid shit that's going to piss people off instead.
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Fucking lame.
piri you have a high opinion of yourself. id bet you look not half as good as you think you do. asfor ali, shes a child so leave her alone. how childish are you at 40 fucking years old to compare yourself to a kid and say nasty things about someone 13 years old? r u nuts
FUCK THAT FLAT-CHESTED LITTLE BITCH HAS HUUUUUGE FEET!!!
WTF IS UP WITH THAT SHIT???
Your a fat bastard Perez. You know that? One of the ugliest fucks in the world. I cant believe you made money.
You are the bastard,fucking whore. No live scum bag with no balls. Your line flops you are nothing.
Even if she has already been whirled into the ambition machine of the entertainment industry, a 13 year old girl is too sensitive to handle harsh names or personal criticisms.
just because their sister is an illegitimate child, doesn't mean you need to call her a bastard. michael lohan is a shitty father, but i'm sure the girl's mother loves her very much and would prefer you NOT to call her a bastard.
I knew this would come about, damn it. No more fucking Lohans!!!!
why do you use such language on a young girl? have some decency! she has feelings too.
I dont like this ashley girl
she sounds like shes just trying to get rich…and famous
i would never buy her cd
Have some fucking respect, you asshole. She's a child and you have repeatedly referred to her as a bastard. Seriously, stop being such a cunt!
WTF Lindsay has all the talent.. Michael HoHan was on Chelsea Lately yesterday made an ass of himself as usual.. He is such a fame whore
Re: Liesb – :Liesb. You are a petty little loser, calling a young girl that. Hope you enjoy hell.
Re: UJerk – He can't. Perez can't spell, or draw. this is the only thing he is suited for. The sick thing is he would be singing a different tune if it was a 13 year old boy. We all know what a Pedo Perez is with the Jonas brothers. SICK!
awwww thats mean u don't have to call the poor girl a bastard. its not her fault.
Would you look at the size of Ali's feet. Christ, she should be a water skier, or a dowwnhill ski jumper. Maybe a soccer player, those are mallets. Keep those sasquatch size feet covered up girl.
Michael Lohan is a SCUMBAG…..end of story.
He was a horrible father and an asshole (still is)..
has anyone else noticed how freakishly big ali's feet are?
Re: Miche – wow…you're really a tool aren't you. what this child may or may not be according to her circumstances…of which she had no control, doesn't give anyone…ANYONE! a right to call her abusive names. Hey consider yourself lucky if you are a product of two parents who love each other. My children are very lucky to be in that situation for over 20 years…but most children are not so fortunate and they don't deserve your sanctamonious, judgemental garbage that spews from your fingertips. I teach my kids a lot of things but #1 is kindness and compassion. Too bad for you that your parents didn't each that to you.
o thats just sad for ali and lindsay, they have No TalenT and the bastard child has it ALL!
psh, that bastard child can S my D. team Dina for sure. i dont care how good she can sing i won't be giving her any of my monney. ali and lindsay are way cooler.
Re: Foot – nice.
I think Perez needs to fucking chill out with calling the child a whore and a bastard. He doesn't even know the girl, but is more than happy to talk shit about her from behind the safety of a computer. That's more than pathetic.
u shouldn't call her a bastard child.
its not right.
she could be a really great person.
just cause u wanna be famous doesn't make u a famewhore.
a famewhore is someone who just cares about the fame.
but ash could be a better person than that.
she grew up without a father, why be punished for something she couldn't stop?!
Perez,
I dislike the HoHans as much as you…
BUT to CALL that 13 year old girl a bastard is a disgrace! It is not her fault! My dad was born without a father and I once made a comment when I was very young… (I thought it was a joke because I didn't know what it even meant) like "hahaha that bastard" (and I wasn't even referring to him). He looked dumbfounded and very hurt and he was 50! And to be 13 years old AND be bullied by YOU PEREZ HILTON OF ALL PEOPLE!!!! YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!! YOU ARE GOING TO HELL AND I AM NOT READING YOUR ASS WHORE BUTT LICKING BLOG ANY LONGER
the lohan family is just one big joke. i feel sorry for ali, she looks up 2 her big sister who is a big ho and hses gonna go flyin of the rails b4 u can say lindsay lohan is a bad role model.
This girls mother is out for attention…. Lindsay and Ali are both very talented…esp. Lindsay acting. As for the genes….Dina's the hot one so they got their looks there and I'd say their talent too. Mich. doesn't do anything but run his fucking mouth.
Perez, you are a piece of shit right now for downing an innocent 13 y/o non-celebrity.
I was there that night haha it was at the " A praire home companion " movie premiere !!!
CALLING A CHILD A BASTARD IS LIKE CALLING A GAY MAN A FAG.
Ashley's singing ability could just as easily come from her biological mother's side, you raging egomaniacal Lohan family source. The Lohans don't have the patent on musical ability. Pffft.
Famewhore? She is 13 years old, I highly doubt she is the one in charge of the whoring here… blame the parents, fine… but the kid, that is just uncalled for.
How dare you call a 13 year old a famewhore. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Stop joking with this.
UR SUCH A FUCKING LOWLIFE CALLING A YOUNG INNOCENT GIRL A "BASTARD". WTF R U THINKING U SHIT FOR BRAINS. LOOK ITS WELL KNOWN YOU R TRYING TO MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF BUT TO BE SO HEARTLESS ITS JUST PLAIN WRONG. I'M THINKING WITH UR CURRENT WEIGHTLOSS AND DISAPOINTMENT THAT LOSING WEIGHT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ATTRACTIVE UR LASHING OUT. PICK ON SOMEONE UR OWN SIZE…………OR FOREHEAD YOU DUMB BIYATCH!!! IT'S BIYATCH NOT BIATCH. YOUR WELCOME FOR THE TIP.
Hypocritical much, Perez?
Calling the kid a bastard…. I agree with many previous posters. You want to start calling out kids bastards, start with Angelina's brood of bastard children.
It is so MEAN and so STUPID Perez to talk like this of a poor child of 13 years old!
shame on u!
After that , u will be surprise in a few years of the drug addiction or i don t know what of this poor girl.
Find a job Perez…
N. ( from Paris, France).
What the fuck is with you calling young girls bastards and sluts?? Threatened much? You're one to talk, pedophile.
You're a grown man calling a 13 year old girl a "famewhore"
You know, that's really a new low, even for YOU. Just because Michael might be her dad, that really doesn't give you the right to call her a bastard. I think you need to grow up and get a real job and a life.
Why don't you stop being a little girl and go pick on someone your age???
FUCK YOU CUNT!!
perez you are a big idiot, you need to stop making fun of kids, it's never funny, and never will be
look, Perez…
you advocate GAY people, yet you bash on BASTARD children and RETARDS.
GET A LIFE AND A FUCKING… um… L I F E
GO TO HEEEEELLLLLLLL Like that person said before
Perez, how cruel to call a child a "bastard". Adults become upset, (and rightly so) if they are called ugly hateful names which disrespect them because of their race, nationality, sexual preference, etc. Imagine being a child & trying to deal with such a thing. Shame on you.
Perez you're cruel. what the hell is the matter with you??????????????????
is it really all about the buck for you? if so, you are just a worthless media machine i dont care to worry about anymore. you're nothing but a robot doing anything for attention.
why do I keep visiting this site???
Perez: The word "bastard" can be really hurtful for many kids or teens who read your post and are in that situation. God bless you !!!
Re: HATIN –
If Perez lived in Germany in 1940, he'd be a total Nazi.
MAN, YOU REALLY ARE SICK IN THE HEAD. ANYONE WHO WOULD REPEATEDLY CALL AN INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL A BASTARD, FOR SPORT ON THE INTERNET, KNOWING THAT THE INFORMATION WILL LIKELY FIND IT'S WAY TO THAT INNOCENT YOUNG GIRL, HAS TO BE ABSENT OF ANY CONSCIENCE OR MORALS TO ANY DEGREE. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUR MOTHER COULD BE PROUD OF YOU. SHE MUST BE REALLY STUPID. YOU ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.
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Whoa - just a minute. Has anyone seen the DNA on this kid? Is it really a Lohan? Sounds like the Mother justs wants 15 minutes of fame for her kid just because she slept with the Michael Lohan once or twice. Chances are the kid's Dad is an an unknown person.
PEREZ, you are soooo right about this one. They're all bastards if you ask me. Even seeing the new show "Living Lohan" makes me sickkk!!!! Whoever watches that shit has no life. Ali trying to sing is just as pathetic but I guess if I had the money I would try to get big too. But it's the fact that they're all stuck up, ignorant, and whineyy little bratss! lol It's really time to grow up and start making something of their LOHAN name. Their giving themselves a bad reputation. But haven't they for the past 4 or 5 years!! haha I would love to talk to you bout this more if you'd like!!
Ashley is wayyyyyyy cuter than Ali and will be prettier than Lindsay
Wish her the best of luck
i think lindsay's hot but seriously, family talent?????
i think lindsays hot, really but i dont think she can really sing. just like miley cyrus.
Bastard is a child born out of wedlock. This child is a bastard - get over it.
I adore Lindsay I wish I was as skinny and young as she is… except for her dirty face.
calling a young girl a bastard is always nice. at times this blog is funny but for the most part it is 100% mean-spirited.
im all for bitchiness but seriously do you have to insult a 13 year old girl who has no choice on who her farther is?.By calling her a bastard your insulting all children born out of wedlock…thats alot of people to offend…and its seriously outdated.
Of course shes a famewhore tho..she has the same dna as the rest of the lohans of course thats going to be the first thing shed want!.
Perez you're a shit for calling a child a bastard.
There are no illegitimate children, just illigitimate parents. Ithink to pick on this girl because her dad and mom are whores and can't keep their legs closed is wrong. What did she do? She got born and has to put up with their disfunction and your close minded crap. fag. There how does it feel to be called names.
Okay. But at least Lindsay and Ali are pretty and don't look like a little boy.
OMG this poor girl looks so weird
that 13 yr olds mother should be ashamed!! YOU KNOW she put this story out there so pimp out her daughters music "career." SICK!!! WTH is wrong with these people?
look how huge that girls feet are!
Wow.. This is a new low. Bashing a 13 year old who can't defend herself. Hrmm.. Classy Perez, real classy. I hope this girl has real talent and shows up every one of the Lohan's, and Perez.. because publicly humiliating people must be a real fucking talent. Proud?
Nice spraddle stance, Whore Junior.
ummm-if anyones a bastard its the girls mother for being a publicity whore, not a 13 year old child. Shame on you Perez!
THIS IS NOT ABOUT who's PRETTY, who's a FAMEWHORE, who's good at SINGING or any of that other SHIT you're all putting out.
It's about PEREZ saying that this child is a BASTARD, when it's not her fault and it's her MOTHER'S.
NOBODY should be blaming this child or defamating her!
"Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.” Seriously, how hard can THAT be?
perez u r sick!
how can u call a little girl bastard?
sh*t up!
Calling children "bastards."
A new level of classy, Perez.
Re: MAYRA from FREER – Same, I don't think I'll visit this blog again.
se escucha muy feo que le pongas bastarda
pero me da RISA
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ew! ashly is way uglier then i thought!!
Perez, your a piece of shi*, Why in the world are you calling this girl a "bastard" and a "fame whore". It's not her fault, and I hope that Lindsey and the rest of the Lohans never blame this person(if it proves to be his daughter) for anything.
If she is his daughter then MORE POWER TO HER! Get that damn record deal, ride on all the success and have a normal, healthy safe life, I hope she never gets caught up in that trash bin called hollywood.
its awful that your calling a 13 year old girl a bastard child, and not wanting to hear any more from her,
that comment was totally uncalled for and a form of child abuse .
the other thing that bothers me is that your clearly overweight, fuggy and your clothing line is worse than laurens
who do you think you are, your a fat emo.
what a heading! why must you call that child a bastard? isn't there any way to put it better? say, illegitimate? please stop calling her a bastard cause its too harsh. its not her fault to be born that way.
wow ashleys a little bitch. cut it out hoe!
michael lohan just wants money the asshole.
FIND A LIFE!
him and his idiot illegitimate slut daughter ashley.
she's 13 for fucks sake you fat shit Perez.You're picking on a 13 year old kid…you really are a cunt.It's not like she has any choice on who her supposed family is.
this little girls mom probably JUST came out with the fact that he could be her father ONLY because she wants to get publicity for her daughter, who is now apparently an aspiring singer? kinda fishy. I think that bitches mom should have come out with this 13 years ago if she wasnt 100% that her husband wasnt the father. shes doing it so her daughter can get publicity… or shes trying to get child support out of him.
Let's hear the little bitch sing then. I'm sure her mother will be releasing that real soon…
Perez, you're pissing me off. You shouldn't be calling the poor girl a "bastard." She can't who her parents are just like you can't help that you are unattractive.
Just stop this "bastard" shit, Perez! This girl had no choice concerning the circumstances she was born under. How many other so called "bastards" are running around Hollywood? Sometimes you really piss me off!!
A belated happy birthday to Lindsay (July 2nd and Tom Cruise ( July 3rd) Best wishes, Al
why must she be called a bastard child? we all know how that made Lukas feel on One Tree Hill….