Would You Hit It???
Filed under: Reality Television
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, remnants of their former 80s selves, attempt a comeback. The pair looked so sexy at the Hollywood premiere of their new A&E "reality" show, The Two Coreys, this weekend in Hollywood.
Haim looks like he's still hitting the crack pipe!
Which one would you rather do (if forced to)? And why???
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: July 29, 2007 at 2:45 pm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvAf92K6Les
COREY F. !
definitly corey haim..just close your eyes and picture the corey circa Lost Boys/License to Drive
I would fuck the crack pipe.
You wouldnt have to force me. They could both tag team me because I love all kinds of cock
feldman, i suppose, just to say that i did.
My god, I was in love with Haim.
yeah, i'd hit hit really hard with a large stick of some sort..
Corey Haim. Since he probably wouldn't remember it (H).
they both need to let their eyebrows grow back
haim in the 80's , feldman now
I ddo the Meth head they always like to bottom
Corey H can re-create his looks by………Getting his hair almost buzzed cut, Throwing away that el-stinki-oso leather jacket, Crest stripping his snagglers and if he starts working out three days a week and eats nutritional meals. More power to him for staying clean. You can see it in his eyes.
Cory Haim used to be so adorable, God….he's nasty now.
I was SO in l-u-v with Haim when I was younger…..ew……Though, if my life depended upon it (like seriously depended upon it) I would still go w/ Haim, Feldman looks like a bad Michael Jackson impersonator…..Other than life or death, there is not enough alcohol in the western hemisphere to cause me to boink either……ick…..
that is gross.. ok i would do the meth head cuz he was always cute to me when i was young!
I wanted Feldman when I was 8 years old. Now he is a douche bag.
I thought Corey Haim was a lard ass?
I'm not sure how many, but a lot of those teeth in Haim's smile are fake. The originals fell out due to him being a hardcore crackhead, and he ended up selling them on eBay. YES, REALLY. That's how far down, rock-bottom Corey Haim hit, he actually sold his teeth that fell out due to drug use, on eBay. I'm surprised Perez didn't mention it.
Kids, DON'T DO DRUGS!
Very ewww, but if forced, I guess I'd do Haim b/c after he passed out and you inevitably stole his wallet, stash, flat screen, lamborghini, and Sarah Jessica Parker's love letter from 1989, he'd have absolutely no memory of you or the entire evening.
I think I would rather kill myself than have sex with one of them.
i would have done both of them 20 years ago…(when i was a couple months old lol) but if i was FORCED to do one of them….I'd def. do Feldman. He's a tad bit less creepy than haim.
I had the biggest crush on them when i was younger…and I'd still hit it!! LMAO
I am driving my Yugo while listening to an 8 track tape of some dude I don't even know so why not watch a show about two hasbeens…big big big time hasbeens.
Sorry to disappoint, but I don't think poking fun of someone's former addiction, when they are clearly trying hard to get back on track, is funny. It's shit like that that drives these people back to drugs
i thought haim was richard lewis!!!!
There isn't enough crack in the world for me to do either of those rejects.
So sad. I think that Corey Haim was my first crush back in the day. He used to be so nice looking and now he is so obviously spent from his years of drug use. How many times was it that he almost OD'd and was brought back to life by EMT's? Seriously sad. I'll watch the show….there's nothing else on the 5000 price-gouged channels that Time Warner cable offers, anyway.
Feldman because he's way less creepy and cracked out as Haim plus better teeth
Feldman doesn't look too bad in this pic.
Haim looks terrible!! And he used to be such a cute kid too
ok let me just say neither of them but if i had to choose it would probably be Haim! eww but you said if we had to choose so yeah! and yeah keep the pics coming of these 2,it would be intertaning. (i never comment on anything and i coudnt resist today, this made me laugh)
stop being so mean, they are trying at least….i'd still do both of them..
plungeandplay.com
Go there.
There is no way that fat pig Haim dropped the extra pounds without the tina
corey haim was the absolute cutie in the 80ies. we melted, when he was on tv. somethings gone wrong here. feel sorry for him.
I would do Correy Haim if I had to cause Feldman would cry afterwards probably.
OOOHHH NO!!! LEAVE THESE TWO ALONE YOU NO LIFES!!!
I LOVE THE CORYS!!!! THEY WERE GREAT IN THE 80'S AND ARE GONNA BE GREAT IN THIS NEW SHOW!!!!
BOYCOTT!!!!!! BOYCOTT THIS SHIT!!!!
How do you say "Washed up"? They had their fifteen minutes of fame years ago. I guess the bills are still coming in, just like everyone else's are.
Can you say bad reality TV show on Vh1 that gets promptly cancelled after one episode?
Corey H cuz he was so adorable in License to Drive - it's kinda sexy how he's so messed up now, sexy but I'd still REALLY regret it in the morning
I never liked either of them that much, except for when Feldman was in The Goonies. Oh, and when one of them that really cute commercial for McDonalds eons ago. He was just a kid, before he got into acting, and it was adorable. Anyone remember that?
Feldman is too evil looking with those beedy little eyes. He was on The Surreal Life a few years back. What an attitude he has… BLEHHH!!!! I guess that would leave me to 'do' Haim. I could only IF he let his natural hair color come back and fired whomever tweezes and shapes his eyebrows. The only type of brow maintenance a REAL MAN can do is a procedure to rid one of a uni-brow. THAT"S IT!!!!!! Nothing says 'do me up the ass' or 'put your cock in my mouth' more than a man shaping his eyebrows!!!!
Neither are hot.. and they never were hot to behin with. They are cheesy "actors" from the 80s and that's it. Haim looks like he's had some kind of plastic surgery, and Feldman looks the same (which is not a good thing). WHY are these guys even important???
oh this is a sad picture of Corey Haim awwww.
Haim then………Feldman now.
Hmmm, I think I'd do Corey Haim, but only if he pasted a picture of 1989 Core Haim over his face…Corey Feldman is greasy
Well, If forced to. I would do Feldman… He looks more healthy and normal. If I HAD to.
this is where i say ow wait im str8 now god found me and i am str8 sorry coreys,,,then after that go to gay.com
anyone else notice haim looks a little like cc deville from poison back in the day? Not that that's a good thing. And feldman, wasn't he "friends" with michael jackson? Creepy.
I still love them both, but the drugs obviously took a toll on Haim. Luckily, Feldman has been clean for a long time. I would still do Corey Feldman if I had the chance.
so sad….corey haim was so cute in the 80's–this is a lesson to young kids –this is the face of drugs on the longterm–get old qwik
I would probably choose suicide.
ps "the two coreys"
feldman ofcourse. he´s awesome.
Haim can lick my ass while Feldman sucks my dick.
On Haim being sober, I think not. I've seen the faces of meth in an uncle and its all in the eyes. He's tweaked out. No pupils. I know flahbulbs can cause that but I bet he looks like that ALL the time. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong but he looks like a tweaker to me. They say 94% of meth addicts relapse so I would blame him. That ish takes lives.
what's that weird bulge in feldman's pants?
What happened? I fancied Corey Haim so much when I was little. What happened? he has more than a little fug these days
How old are they these days? they must be late thirties at least?
Someone left a large strap-on in my bedroom dresser with Feldman's name written all over it. I would take him from behind as that he is worthy of. My vagina is a bit picky.
If forced to pick, I'd have to go with Feldman. Haim looks absolutely awful. I didn't even recognize him.
Poor Haim, he would look *slightly* better if he had chosen a more subtle way to cover his white hairs.
I would just masturbate.
c'mon .. give them a break. at least they are trying !! they were hot in there day .. let them still live their dream.
Fuck! At least Feldman was in Stand by Me WTF has Haim even been in?
hell to the no, they're both naaaaaasssssty.
Id have to say Corey Haim (I know hes a huge loser now). I was obsessed with him in the 80'2 and had his posters all over my bedroom wall.
What 's with Corey Haims eyebrows???
Feldman…just for the 80's nostalgia of it. He was my schoolgirl crush…so I'd go for him.
I'd RATHER HIT FELDMAN'S WIFE!!! SHE IS A HOTTIE AND A HALF!!!
SMOKIN!!!
if forced? Haim. I wouldn't want to touch anything where Michael Jackson has been.
i do feldy, for the mems. loved that boy in the eighties, specially stand by me. "mickey's a mouse, donald's a duck, pluto's a dog, what the hell is goofy?"
read me
Someone please send a "before and after" photo of Corey HAM to Lindsay Lohan to show her what she will look like in 10 years. Can't wait until it airs…sounds like a bigger train wreck than that Paula Abdousche show.
Holy shit. How unpredictable that Feldman has become the good looking Corey. I can't wait to see this trainwreck show. As for 'doing' them, I'd have to go with Feldman even though my 15-year old self was all about Haim. Feldman has aged well, I'll admit it. Haim looks like he's handled one too many dicks on Sunset. Sad. From what I've heard of him in interviews lately, he's also got some brain damage. It makes me a little misty that these two are still friends, though. That's really beautiful. Now, if only Haim and Bonaduce would do a reality show we'd have some must-see TV.
lol..ugh Idk if forced too..I guess I would do corey haim cuz he look aight I guess compared to corey feldman and yeah it does look like his still hittin the pipe maybe him and lindsay lolife have the same dealer..lol
I never would have thought that I would say Feldman was better looking than Haim…but I think it has happened! Dayum
Saw the 2 coreys on Larry King . Haim was definetely on drugs - it was so obvious , his answers to Larrys questions didn't even make sense . Had the biggest crush on Corey H. when i was a teenager but man he looks terrible now . He should really get some help .
Gotta love the girls on here who say, "gosh, they use to be so cool".
Maybe to semi retarded 14 yr old females.But these two clowns were NEVER cool.
I had the misfortune of attending a party that C. Feldman was at, while he was in his Micheal Jackson clone/wannabe phase. He was dancing around like a dork trying to imitate MJ (the molester). He was NOT cool then and not cool now. Sorry ladies.
Corey Haim YIKES!
I love questions like this, the beauty of the questions is being forced to pick from two terrible choices. Most people don't get it. That said: I would rather do Haim. Because, yes, he does have either meth-face or has used Mickey Rourkes' Tijuana based plastic surgeon, but Haim cannot possibly be as unhinged as Feldman. Anyone who was unfortunate enough to catch Feld on the Surreal Life, has to realize that he is a nutjob and a half. Not on the Janice Dickensen or Gary Coleman (cameo) scale, but he's a definate loose cannon. Possible restraining order material…..I wonder if MC Hammer is licensed to issue those also?
Has beens who act like retards? Wow what a new concept. This show will be the worst in ratings ever.
Corey Haim should play Mickey Rourke's son in a movie…that would rock!
I would have liked to fuck Haim in the ass when he was in that tub in Lost Boys!
i would i fucking love corey haim he waz so hot back in the 80s but now hes not that cute but idc i still love him and corey feldman and kant wait til the show tonight!! =p
you know whats freaky is that corey h looks like my aunt….ewwwww
Haim looks better than most ex-heads I have seen on television, et al. In fact, I'd say most recovering plastic surgery addicts look much worse, thank you. Have you seen Farah Fawcett, Joan Rivers, Kenny Rogers, et al? Now THAT'S nasty.
umm if I had to choose, well Corey Haim… I used to think he was "soooo hawt" but even now well he is still better than Corey F!!!!!
I'd hit it! I love his Meth-Scratched face.
Haim used to be the hottest of the 2 Coreys back-in-the-days.
But OMG! What has happened to them?!?! Feldman looks like he is ageing better.
Poor guys. And they used to have the world in their hands…..
JESUS,TALK ABOUT LOST BOYS,LOL!!!!
I think Corey H. has brain damage from doing too many drugs.
Feldman for sure. I once dated a creepy hobo cuz he looked like feldman.
Feldman is intellgent…saw him on the famous TOMGREEN show…eeerrr…does tom have money ?
anyway…but holy fuck he is a skinny bitch.
and he dresses like a douche bag…
please dont be a celebrity if you cant at least put on a pair of two hundred dollar diesel Italy jeans….
gosh,, you guys should not pick on these two,, I think Feldman has his life together and Haim is working on it,, Haim is such a cutie,, he has dropdead sexy eyes,, and you can tell he is just such a sweet sweet guy,, these two were big teenie stars ,, and boy were they good,, I do not see ,, if given the right chance,, they would not be superstars again today,,, I love the Cory's!! they rock,, and Haim looks like such an adorable man,, he just doesn't realize his inner-Hotness at this point in his life,, he has major potential, and just because he was a drug-user does not mean he is not a great person,, give these Cory's a break,, especially Haim,, he's hot,, (regardless of his past drug problems) Love these guyz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on, people, didn't you ever see Lucas with Corey H. as the misfit kid who loves bugs and Chuck Sheen as the high school QB with the heart of gold? Compare that to Feldman playing the weird kid in Stand By Me with the burnt up ear and the choice is clear…Haim, no question.
feldman in a heartbeat!!!!!!
20 years ago… Haim. Now… Feldman. Go figure
I used to live with him. We met in Rehab…I'm sorry to admit…
He's not a bad guy. He's NOT Speed freak!!….He's a pill head…..
i don't do old!
He used to be so cute. His eyes are dead now. So sad.