Would You Hit It???
Filed under: Reality Television
Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, remnants of their former 80s selves, attempt a comeback. The pair looked so sexy at the Hollywood premiere of their new A&E "reality" show, The Two Coreys, this weekend in Hollywood.
Haim looks like he's still hitting the crack pipe!
Which one would you rather do (if forced to)? And why???
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: July 29, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I'd hit Corey Feldman…and I wouldn't have to be forced…been wanting to get my hands on him since 1989…..ok, ok, maybe I'd have to be drunk a little but that's all….
O my Gosh…what just happen? seriously? I was dying over him in the 80s…now, i wouldn't do him for shit.
I would rather take a bullet
Sweet Baby Jeezus, it is like all my prepubescent fantasies come to life…except without a mission or a quest to find a treasure or a dead guy.
iv'e seen other pics of corey haim recently and hes improved since a couple of years ago ,id hit that lol
Umm… No Thank You!
Corey Haim looks like the other dude's DAD! Ewwww.
Does meth age you that much? OMG how sad.
Does the other guy call him Daddy when they fuck on crack?
Do I HAVE to pick?? They're both GROSS!
Corey Feldman was hott in the Sereall life.Hes still hott!
I'd go Feldman coz he was so hot in the 80's
They weren't even cool when they were famous 20 some years ago as kids, so…
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I find it fairly amusing to see them strutting into clubs like they're in they're heyday all over again.
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They so AREN'T.
NEITHER. I'd rather be a deaf / dumb / blind nun than go anywhere near either.
Wow - looked at the first picture and thought "what a meth head" and there on the next pic was your caption. You are dead right!
corey haim for sure because corey feldman is way too emotional and he'd want to cuddle afterward…but at this stage of his fugliness: double bag required for the big head and little head. (ps perez: all the haters here claim they hate you, but they are still here commenting like dumbasses..i fucking love it!!!)
psh, i'd bang both of them.
Is it me or does corey haim look like a butch lesbian?? Yikes.
I never thought I would say that Feldman looks better than Haim…wow! He's a poster child for why not to do drugs. Wouldn't hit either one though.
I would honestly go lez.
I would Choice Corey Haim, I wanted him when i was like 15. I have to see when I watch the show tonight if I still would let him throw it in me
SERIOUSLY, R THEY THAT STRAPPED FOR MONEY??? POOR GUYS, I FEEL LIKE THEIR NEXT STEP IS BEGGING FOR MONEY ON A CORNER.
I would! I think I'm the only one. I've loved these guys since I was a little kid. I think there both still cute and I hope they do make a comeback!!
Well at least Corey Haim isn't fat any more! He was the hotter one before. Well its a really tough choice now.
i'd fuck corey feldman cause he did stand by me.. and that's only like one degree of separation away from river phoenix and he was H O T before he died may he rest in peace
EWWWWWWWWWW…if I HAD to I'd say Felman…Haim looks like his teeth just randomly fall out throughout the day.
I feel sorry for him!
The biggest mistake Corey Feldman made was getting that nosejob. I liked his old & imperfect nose better. Corey Haim pffft that's just gross. It'd be like hitting a crackehad on the street. Wretched.
that is so sad, they probably think they are going to make some huge comeback from their lame little reality show, they look very washed up and are being exploited through their has been status
Haim sold his teeth & hair for money for drugs not that long ago. Could anything be grosser? Okay so Feldman is insecure - kinda Woody Allenesque. The nosejob was clearly a mistake, but at least he's not a freaking disgusting drug addled freak like Haim. Ugh. Putrescence!
FELDMAN! so snuggly…
Haim for sure, atleast he was good looking at one time.
Corey Feldman, I had a crush on him back in the day, he has a sexy charisma about him.
i THINK Corey Feldman-looks hot-id do him while his wife watches!!!
they both look like they've been living hard.
I would rather screw my sister….Neither yuck, they are both mega gross.
who cares?
You should split screen their faces with what they used to look like back in the day - before/after shots
definitely would do Feldman if forced to choose, Haim would be like doin' a corpse
I would do Corey Feldman….he was my first crush XOXO
I just turned on to A&E to watch it to see if it was any good and I turned it off so I DON'T think the show will last very long. I mean they are washed up and no good anymore. RETARDS.
Yea I like the movie Lost boys but I only like it because of the Vampire-esk flick.
I wouldn't hit any of these idiots with my hamsters dick and the cat pushing.
Feldman.
feldman for sure. haim looks like c c deville from poison but with black hair. eeew.
I've always had a big crush on Feldman, He was so cute in dream a little dream
OMG…Haim looks, umm, how shall put this???? Harsh…very Bitter Betty.
the only reason i would even consider whatching this would be to see HEATHER GRAHAM from "licensce to drive" or MERDITH SALINGER from "Dream a Little Dream". If they made cameo appearances it would make it aLL WORTH WHILE. Those Chicks are HOT!
doesnt corey felman look like charlie sheen?
I'd rather kill myself.
Feldman because Meth is cleaner than Crack.
neither; they're both gremlins. and 3 feet tall
def. corey feldman cuase he was in The Goonies and i still have a total crush sean astin so its like sex degrees of kevin bacon
GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES!!! YOU ARE TWO PATHETIC LOSERS WHO ARE TRYING TO CLING ON TO ANY FORM OF FAME.
I would totally do Corey Haim over Feldman…and this is why….Corey Haim was by FAR the cuter one in his youth. He was SUCH a pretty-boy and I had a HUGE crush on him when I was like…10! I would rather hold onto the past and try to pretend it was 1984.
OMG-Feldman hung around MJ too much-and wanted to be like him too much(did he diddle Feldman???Hmmmm…)So he scares me0and Haim was hot when he was under 20-but now he has METH face or maybe AIDS face-I agree.But you know you bitches is gonna be watching that show like it's a fucking train wreck-just like the Anna Nicole Show and Simple Life.Its good to know that people with a lot of money are just as fucked up as the rest of us!!(NOT ME):-P
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Ok, personally, I'd just opt to do myself
Personally, I'd just opt to do myself
I'd hit Haim…Then after nasty sex, he can kick me some Oxy so I can forget it ever happend.
Not even for money !
I would do Haim in a freaking heartbeat!!!!
definetly feldman. even though haim was way hotter 20 years ago, at least his life is put together!
I'd do Corey Feldman cuz his cum don't burn…
CAN'T ANYONE BE NORMAL!!!!! JESUS H. CHRIST GET OFF THE DRUGS MORON, YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE A GRANDFATHER.
Feldman all the way and I'm a big ole lesbo!
Corey Haim is such an annoying asshole I definately prefer Feldman even though he looks like a rodent.
I'd bang Feldman, and the sad part. I wouldn't even need to be forced too. I just would.
ewww you can see Corey #1's weewee. I'ld rather fuck myself. Thank you.
these guys had their chance at being famous, theyre too old, let go
Neither but feldman looks healthier
Corey Haim looks like he didn't age as well, but that's only because his face isn't made out of plastic like Feldman and his wife.
By far I'd do Haim….he's got a great spirit and personality.
The funniest bit is that he stated on his own E! True Hollywood Story that he's aspiring to get back on his acting career and wants to win an OSCAR!
Not in this lifetime, sweetie!
Haim said that, btw.
Sad
Haim for sure. . . the eyes and not having to feldman whine with that annoying voice all night!!!
WTF!!!? that is f-in gross.
Poor Corey Hiam! Someone should have helped him sooner. Where was his MOTHER when he was out @ clubs and partying @ 16??? Corey's mom and Lindsay's mom both need to be hung up by their toenails & left out in the sun for a few days for what they have let their children do to themselves. My mother would have beat the living SHIT outa me!! Literally!! Someone should get Barbra Walters to set up an intervention w/ the Corey's & Lindsay!! I would totally watch that!! Perez- make it happen!!!
Would totally hit Feldman. Haim scares the shit out of me now.
Maybe Britney would hit it. She is a has been too!
i would do haim. i used 2 think he was sooo cute and now hes ok, but i would still do him (even tho in the pic above he looks used and abused)
"Meth Face" is so right! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Corey F. has always been a little creepy. I'd totally do Corey H…actually looks pretty good considering ALL the drugs that he has done!
THEY HAVE TO BE THE 2 BIGGEST IDOTS ON TV! THAT WAS THE WORST SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN! I CANT BELIVE I HAD MY WALLS PLASTERED WITH BOP AND TEEN BEAT WITH COREY HAIM. I THINK HE HAS LOST A FEW BRAIN CELLS ALONG THE WAY!
OMG! What the hell? He needs to go get fixed or something!
Personally, I would'nt do either, but if there were two men left on the face of the earth. I would do Corey Haim, Corey Feldman is just so annoying with his self righteous crap! Corey Haim, looks like he may have some issues but for the most part looks like a nice guy to have fun with.
they're both disgusting…then and now.
Corey feldman still is looking pretty good. Ha.
i would tap corey feldmans ass!
hAIM IS STILL A HEAVEY USER
feldman..is still dooable.
this show on A&E is terrible…they suck and Feldman's wife Stacey, or whatever her name is, is a crazy lunatic. I hope the Corey's don't make a come back as "the Corey's" because Old School is not cool in this case.
Feldman.. and why.. not avpoid getting my throat sliced…hahahahahha
meth face thats funny
Team PEREZ
Watching them on Larry King was horrible. Poor guy [Haim]. His past drug use has fucked him up for life.
I would totally do Haim. I am so glad he looks like he might be pulling himself out of the gutter and I hope the public gives him another chance.
haha most definatly Feldman! I bet he cries after sex. His wife goes S&M on his ass. I would dominate him like Angelina on Brad. : P
he looks like a guy that was on intervention awhile ago that did coke and drank…
he looks like a guy that was on intervention that was a cokehead alcoholic
Haim was selling his teeth on ebay a few years ago. How pathetic. Cant they just get jobs in a head shop or something. It's over fellas…
Saw the show last night. Looks like Feldman is back on track. Working, in love, and married. Then Haim, not so much. I really feel bad for these celebs that had it all and thru self destruction now have nothing. Spears and Lohan are on their way! Girls look at the previous examples. Good luck to you Corey Haim!!
Obviously if it were cerca 1985 I would bone Haim. However, these days, he looks like he would give me scabies. So, Feldman now.
If I was forced, it would probably be Feldman. I'd be too afraid Haim's teeth would fall out mid boof!
Feldman - Developed major crush while watching Stand By Me as a 7 year old or whatever.
I had THE biggest crush on Corey Haim in the 80s! I think he is still hot and I would totally love to hang with this guy. I watched that show on A&E and I kinda felt bad that he had to stay with Feldman and his crazy wife. She was a total nutjob. She was going on and on about not eating meat and only natural foods while sitting there with fake tits and hooker nails! Haim could come chill with me any day. We'll eat monster burgers and rock out!
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hahaha I had the chance to with feldman about 6 years ago. Dude is REALLY REALLY short, and I have a minimum height and weight requirment for dating. But the GOONIES RULE !!!
…Okay, I would totally do Corey Haim. I do still think he's hot, but it is, and always has been, his voice/attitude for me. He's just sexxxy….haha. Love it.