Would You Hit It???
Filed under: Reality Television

Corey Feldman and Corey Haim, remnants of their former 80s selves, attempt a comeback. The pair looked so sexy at the Hollywood premiere of their new A&E "reality" show, The Two Coreys, this weekend in Hollywood.
Haim looks like he's still hitting the crack pipe!
Which one would you rather do (if forced to)? And why???
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: July 29, 2007 at 2:45 pm




I would do Feldman because he looks like Grandpa from The Munsters. Hot dude.
Even though some of these comments are LMAO hilarious, it's mean to pick on these poor guys when they are working so hard to stay clean and make a comeback. That said, if I had to choose to 'do' one of them, it would probably be Haim because he always was and still is infinitely hotter than Feldman! I used to have his motorcycle poster on my wall *drool*
Neither! For all those who didnt see them on Larry King, somebody should inform Feldman that Haim is very much in love with him.
Neither! For all those who didnt see them on Larry King, somebody should inform Feldman that Haim is very much in love with him~.
if forced i'd go with feldman, he's a total loser/douchebag, but haim definitely still looks like a druggie, and he used to be so much hotter than feldman. See kids what drugs will do to you?
Wow, really sad. All Canadians please go back to Canada!!
Like Jeff Probst, I have now tallied the votes! In this thread, 43 people would bang Corey Haim. 60 people would bang Corey Feldman, mainly by default. This was Haims contest to lose and, sadly, he did. If Corey Haim didn't have "meth face," it would have been a landslide. Many of you would not touch either or would rather touch yourselves or your own sisters (eww, freak).
I guess if I had to, I'd pick Haim, he just doesn't make me wanna vomit quite as much as Feldman does.
I WOULD DO HAIM…HE S DEF STILL HOTTER THEN FELDMAN…
I'd do Haim… I could turn him over and would have to look at his face.
would i be on crack too?? lemme think about it a little more….
why, can you get me the hookup?!
i'd take the feldman NOW… but only because he actually seems to have cleaned up. oh, and he did that nice memorial on river phoenix a few years ago. boy straightened out.
twenty years ago, though, i'd have taken the haim. feldman was scary as a child.
I would just picture what Corey haim used to look like back in his glory days….corey haim is my anti-drug
Well I think being a lesbian sounds great atm
Perez, I bet their show got chopped up terribly. I still want them both! For old times sake!
Ok , yes and no. Feldman looks surprisingly HOT and Haim NOT!
these two are really sad-what's even scarier is that they were on larry king-old toad-face
HELL YEA COREY HAIM all the way!! i love him…he was hot back in the 80's and he's still got it now! i loved their show by the way
gotta go with HAIM…
feldman's just odd… cleaner & safer perhaps, but f*ing odd.
besides, who doesn't like to live dangerously once in a while?
i've been hoping for a chance at him since i was 10!
and besides he doesn't look like he ate his former self anymore!
I would prefer to fuck haim , because he has a nicer looking face
WTF? Corey Feldman was never cute, he looks the same except 20 years older.
As for Corey Haim? what on earth happed to him? My goodness! Age is a Mutha!
Yes, Haim looks like shit. Used to be in love with him. If you watch the show he still has a great spirit. Feldman is a snobby bitch and his wife is a wicked butta face. A really double bagger. I would like to see Haim have an extreme makeover and show these douche bags what's up. I would have done him in his prime for sure. He was such a cutie.
Yes Haim looks like shit. I would have done him in his prime for sure. If you watch the show he still has a great spirit. Feldman is a snobby bitch and his wife is a wicked butta face. A real double bagger. I would love to see Haim get an extreme makeover and show these douche bags what's up.
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THE COREYS! MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS DREAM A LITTLE DREAM!!! I EVEN SAW FELDMAN IN CONCERT A COUPLE YRS BACK! BUT I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A HUGE THING FOR HAIM! AND HE IS STILL ADORABLE TO ME! I MEAN HOW CAN YOU RESIST THOSE BABY BLUE EYES?!
If forced to i would have to say feldman and i would have to be really drunk, haim's drug use has aged him alot so ewww no freaking way! At least feldman is a clean freak!!!
Hell yes
If forced, Corey Haim. Why, cause he was the first boy I ever put a picture of on my wall as a youngster.
Looks like Cory Haim grew out of his boyish looks and into a tougher one. Cory Feldman still looks like a teenager and he should be nearing 35? I might be wrong. It looks more to the benefit of Haim to look like an adult man at his age. He could get more tougher roles.
They are both good and I hope they get along like they used to, or if they didn't get along then, I hope they do now. It would be nice to see them again!!! I plan to watch it.
Hell Yeah! Corey Haim anytime anyplace