Madonna Has The Power Of Mind Control????
Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia
She may be able to influence minds, but she doesn't have power over the elements.
Her Magesty was caught in a downpour while entering the Kabbalah Center in NYC on Saturday.
Oh, yeah, and that's Guy Ritchie next to her. He's her husband. They're still together.
And, peeps are still reporting about a possible inappropriate relationship M and Alex Rodriguez.
Apparently, she's converting him to Kabbalah, or so they say.
Even if that's true, we don't think they're boning.
Do U?
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: July 5, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Re: brit – Calm down SPAZ!
You go girl…ARod is so hot!
She is a hag - she is a hoe _ hello - he says they are soulmates - seriously the bitch needs to go down with HER fake accent - FUCK WHOREDONNA
Re: NubianGoddess –
Better than nappy ass ho - you nubian biatch
She looks miserable (don't think it's just the weather). Time to let go Guy. Find someone with their own cheekbones.
Now she looks freaking rough! Someone send her a shower and a tanning bed!
no color. looks old. very pale. she needs a tan.
HA! no airbrush around, check her lower arm….zombie all the way…just like Kidman…
argh! i love madonna. no matter what she does or doesn't do. bones or doesn't bone (??) i am completely sure that it will be the right thing to do. its madonna for christ sake!!!! have you read her book SEX? that woman can do absolutely ANYTHING.
hail the queen.
and PS!!! ::::
if madonna wears wet hair this week be sure Victoria Beckham (love u V!) dontella versace and all the other wannabe's out there will be doing the same thing next week.
ha!
(and guy is hot. dont pretend he isn't. madge has nothing but good taste. even if it involves nipples hanging out of her shirt) there.
Of course she boned him, what Madonna wants, Madonna gets, and to hell with the consequences or the innocent people that get hurt. She doesn't care about them, she's the most narcissistic and self-entitled woman on the face of the earth (AJ comes in 2nd). I'm sure she was also doing Justin Timberlake as a part of her midlife crisis as well, he was ripe for the picking. Just watch the MTV awards where she's kissing Britney, when the camera lands on him, it's obvious that he wants to get in on that. She has to use these younger men to prove to herself that she's still sexy and relevant. I don't know why Guy puts up with it, I imagine that he has some sweet young, docile thing on the side for himself and turns a blind eye to her affairs. I'm sure that there have been many others for her, she's just being less discreet now that the adoption is complete and for PR purposes, she needs to come off as being sexually attractive to younger men.
I feel SO sorry for A-Rods wife and baby.
Yes they are! she's gross! Fucking nasty old cunt! She's married and so is he! They both lost all my respect.
Yeah. They're getting divorced once her tour is finished so it doesn't effect her ticket sales. Perez lied and said Cynthia was having an affair to protect his idol.
She probably just got finished boning A-Rod. That's why her hair's been wet the past few days.
LOOK AT HER ARM !
MADONNA = GOLLUM
MADONNA = GOLLUM
MADONNA = GOLLUM
MADONNA = GOLLUM
MADONNA = GOLLUM
MADONNA = GOLLUM
MADONNA = GOLLUM
Who is that old lady in the picture with Guy Ritchie?
MIND CONTROL? SOUNDS LIKE THE MRS. AND HER MOTHER ARE NUTS, OR TRYING TO SPIN THE SITUATION FOR $$$$.
so now Madonna is to Kabbalah what Tom Cruise is to Scientology. She's so fanatical she's trying to convert others to her religion, in any way she can.
Madge is a well built, fit, strong and healthy woman. Do you think a scrawny armed, atrophied muscled thing could tour and handle the elaborate dance numbers that she does? Why the hell should she get a tan? That's for the vain and melanoma'd crowd. The British appreciate light and creamy skin and the beauty that you're born with, because they're not shallow sheep jumping to media standards. People born fair skinned are fair skinned, and for those types to bake or fake causes quick skin cancer, and to fake tan looks all wrong for their coloring. (Lohan.) Some balanced people believe in looking how you were born, and should not be ashamed of it. She has her man and a better career and cash than all of you put together. Why should she try to look artificial for you? Those are the fake standards of the immature, and are obviously not hers. Focus on getting yours.
This rumour has already been killed
i'm sorry but….(well, okay i'm really not) but WHO would want to bone Madonna?! She is old, and hasn't aged well except if you take photoshopped magazine & album covers to be reality.
Her body, though "fit" is overdone…it's gotten to the point where it is disgusting to look at. What kind of man finds that attractive? Guy Ritchie? A-Rod? No. I doubt it.
$$$$$$$$$$$ people.
I totally agree with XFVOC. Madge's limo drivers should be instructed to always keep an umbrella in the trunk. A decent limo driver would without asking for it.
Who she talks to or helps out in her spare time, and the degree of it, is her business. You are ridiculous if you think you know what went on behind closed doors. If you did know, you would already be wealthy from playing the market.
Re: siiko – hehehe.
Re: Tissekonenapper –
well madonna used to be a style icon like kate moss and Victoria beckham…but now…not soo much like the 80s…..
and btw whats with madge and trying to copy angie??? I mean adopting for PR….stealing husbands??? this is low….and u have to understand…even if the sexbook is good…madonna is 50 years soon…she has kids and they are the ones being affected by this….
madonna isent a young girl anymore and her fans shouldent treat her as she still is….time for madonna to act her age, coz its pretty SAD if she hasnt learned anything by now.
Re: hd – I agree, btw I think ppl should start treating madonna as a talent and not a model! She looks good for being 50 years almost. She makes great music and has been an Icon for many people in the pop music industry. She shouldent stop making music just coz she doesnt look 20 anymore. Why dont u say this to the old men that still are doing music…like Mick Jagger for example..
Why should woman always be treated as objects?? U should bow down for Madge! Artist like Janet jackson, mariah carey, fergie, beyonce etc wouldent exist if it wasnt for MADONNA!
WTF!? Who goes to Church(?) like that? That's a weird religion or She's getting weirder!? Most sane People cover Their heads and Glasses!?????????????????
Shit, her arms are gross, veiny, manly, and old. Please get an arm lift next time you get your cheeks done! The rest of your body is 50 too!
I can't believe a woman with millions of dollars doesn't keep a spare umbrella in her car. I keep one in my car, one in my desk at work and have several at home. Alex is a cheater but we don't know if Madonna is or not. She might not have done anything wrong. Sometimes people make up stuff to create drama. I have had that happen to me. I ignore it just like she is doing.
I like it. The rest of her body is 50.
You forgot the PLASTIC. You never know her vains thing might be a fashion. She is same age as my gran but my gran looks way better without the money.
My gran works out but eats so maybe that makes a difference. You would think Madonna could afford FOOD. The thing that keeps you healthy.
i can guarntee that they have been having an affair for a while and ARE BONING
After years I am no longer a her Madgesty fan! I think Guy should hop the next plane back to his London attorney's office and dump this nasty ho!
PEREZ PLEASE GIVE US SOME BRITNEY NEWS AND SUPPORT HER SHE HAS TURNED HER LIF AROUND,DARKCHILD HAD THE NICEST THINGS TO SAY ABOUT WORKING WITH HER,SHE TOURING IN 09,SHES GETTING 50 COUSTUDT BACK SOON.
PLEASE SUPPORT HER PEREZ(SHES NOT TOURING WITH MADGE SHE WAS "OFFERED"TO DO A CAMEO AS A BACK DROP
Re: yes! – What does Kabbalah say about making $600 million dollars from putting your vagina on the auction block?
A bunch of friends got together last night and Madonna's name came up. This was really something. Everyone at the table admitted that they used to like her years ago but can't stand her at all. Words like obnoxious, cunt and bitch came up. She really has lost her touch. It wasn't like one or two people felt this way. It was the entire group.
MAYBE IF SHE'D SHOW THIS POOR FUCKER A GOOD TIME ONCE IN A WHILE INSTEAD OF DRAGGING HIM TO STUPID KABBALAH EVERY DAMN DAY THE MARRIAGE WOULDN'T BE FUCKED. AND WHAT'S WITH THAT BIG HUNK OF HAIR MISSING ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD??
Re: yy – Are you nuts? Madonna does not have the power to "Cancel the Tour." Live Nation has her by the clit. They own her.
She was advanced over 100 Million dollars- and the ONLY way they make their money back (and hopefully a profit) is by pimping the old bitch back out on the road again.
Re: Bunch – Yes- this is absolutely the consensus among influential circles in Los Angeles these days.
It's time to retire- but she really can't retire- she sold her soul to Live Nation.
BTW- Madonna became a star because Warner Bros. believed in her and spent a ton of $$ in the early days marketing her. She was completely disloyal to WB- They made her a star- and she shit all over them for Live Nation. Sad. Wonder what the Kabbalah says about "Loyalty?"- It is the highest spiritual value, no?
Egad, what a skank! Run, Guy, run! She looks like an over-pumped giant slug in a wet wig.
Oh my God! It's the girl from The Ring! Get back in the T.V.!
I just read that Madonna, aka slut, told ARod, aka pimp, to keep his family quiet. She's hoping for this to blow over. Yea right, this isn't going to blow over anytime soon. Ever hear the phrase, hell hath no fury as a woman scorned?
Get the popcorn ready.
Madonna did not have to practice mind control. If it's true that they are having an affair, all she had to do was make a move. Alex is a known cheater. Maybe it's just a rumor started by his wife to get more divorce money. That story about her finding a letter from him to her saying they are soulmates sounds like a lie. If it's true that they are boning, Perezito needs to put up that video she did for him where she was vacuuming a sofa and saying "cleanliness is next to Godliness."
Re: ameen – Why is everyone complaining about her hair being wet or saying it looks dirty? Am I the only that can the read the part where it says they got caught in the rain??? I'm sure it was nice and clean before the rain, it happens to everyone sometime.
Looks like LiLo after a slurp & squirt with Sam.
I never thought Madonna's body could look so repulsive. Whenever I see photos of her lately I feel sick to my stomach. The MAN ARMS are scary and gross. I don't care who she's sleeping with but she'd be wise to avoid the local manwhores.
What a whore!
When will Mrs. Ritchie stop using people?
When will Mrs. Ritchie stop stealing songs and ideas from other artists?
When will Mrs. Ritchie create art and stop peddling sex?
When will Mrs. Ritchie ___________________________________???
SHE LOOKS LIKE BLAIR WITCH!
Looks like she was in a bar room brawl (with Mrs Rodriguez) and they had to hit her with a big bucket of water to break it up. DISH!!
You're a fucking idiot Perez.
I think Madonna could use some sun light.
Shit, I thought that was AXEL ROSE.
Of course they are boning. Madonna will get on anything that sits still for a few minutes. She is such a whore and pure trash! Do you truly NOT think she is the reason for the marriage breakup of Rodriguez? Get real, of course she is. Like I said, she will get on anybody!
Well, we've established her hair is wet but the question remains - WHY? Who the hell ventures outside with hair this way? I had a servant who once dared present herself with hair curlers in public! & I fired her promptly. Madonna is of the same level.
i particularly love all the old comments. it's amusing to read ignorant young people talk about aging like it's never gonna happen to them, or like they're gonna look great when they're "old". we're all going down the same road kids . . . don't forget it. let's see how you handle it when people start commenting on how much you're sagging & dragging.
Re: 4ever – The point is, we're young now & can say what we like. When we're old, you, Madonna & all the other bitter hags of today will be dead & long-gone.