Best. Time. Ever.
Filed under: Personally Perez > Sin City
Does it look like we're having fun in that pic???
Well, we were!!!!
Our 4th of July bash at Prive was a blast.
We LOVE Vegas. And….
We still have one more night left in Sin City!
P.S. It's soooo good to just sleep in every once in a while. Sleep is good. Having fun is too.
Love y'all!
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN. Perezzer's jacket courtesy of Member's Only. Thanks Kelli Delaney!]
Posted: July 5, 2008 at 4:33 pm
AM I imagining, But are these the same Posters from FAT ASSES posting yesterday? THEY ARE!!! I mean c'mon people…FAT ASS is sittin in his room…Copying and pasting up a storm!! LOL… KARMA WILL CATCH UP TO YOUR FAT ASS!!! People booed you last night in Vegas!!! They Left. Where are the pics of stars and adoring fans??? NONE!! NONE!!! LOL…
PEREZ PEREZ PEREZ!!!!
you're looking great!
you've seriously shed some pounds! good job, keep it up!
and you look like you're having a lot of fun. congrats
wow you can really see the weight loss in your face. keep up the good work
guy is wearing a jacket inside a hot ass club
perez i felt compelled enough to post a comment - you look HOT in this pic! keep up the good work!!
your face looks soooo thin!!
PEREZ YOU LOOK SOOOOOOO HOT IN RED…AND THAT HAIR!!!
XOXOXOXOXO
Perez, you look really great. Good for you!
xoxo,
xkh*
Re: Distu – I used to be a huge fag hag in the 80s, and my gay boyfriends would have had one word to describe Perez. Troll. He wouldn't have been able to get into the Starck Club in Dallas, even if he'd brought a truckload of Ecstasy with him to share with everyone. That French chick who checked out the crowd each night would have read him his beads and kicked his fat feo ass down the steps to the curb! Hah hah hah! He thinks he knows the scene. He was never in the scene. I was in the scene in the 80s, and Perez would have never been allowed within a thousand miles of it. Go to Youtube, and put in Starck Club, and you'll see all the stories about it. It was wild. But they NEVER let in FATTIES. NEVER EVER EVER EVER! The US is so fat now, they have to let Gordita Perez in some places, I guess.
I have to suspect that he or his paid employees post a lot of the compliments, because even fag hags would know that he does not look good at all.. And in Hollyweird, the West Hollywood scene must shun his ugly ass completely. I'm sure they find him hideous.
Nice members only jacket douche bag!!!
was this from last night? where'd you get that members only jacket? are you tricking us ph?
Re: Distu – I had a neighbor in Dallas who was taking hormones before his sex change, and I swear, that's what Perez looked like yesterday. He's so feminized. Hell, my grandmother wasn't that soft and floppy when she died at 95. He should just go for it. Except guys hate fat straight girls almost as much as gay guys hate fat gay guys. Man, he must have it rough. Poor Senor Fatasstico!!!! Que lastima!
do people who post all these insults to Perez really think it hurts his feelings?
I'm not saying it's wrong to dislike him for your own (pointless or valid) reasons, but…seriously?
Are you hoping one of these days you'll come to the site and see "Perez has decided to stop blogging because [insert ridiculous screen name here] called him a tacky douchebag. For the rest of his life, he will sit in his house and throw darts at his own picture. I hope [insert ridiculous screen name here] is proud of themselves."
Grab hold of a life.
UR LOOKING SEXAYYYY
nice members only lol
Re: Nick2 –
the 80's?????
lol
you are tragic.
WOAH! Skinny-minnie!! : )
perezito u r looking hottt baby …keep up the good work sexay!
Re: xkh – Why don't you get one, too? I see you posting your pointless comments, also. I know Perez isn't going to stop blogging and I pray to heaven he never does. I love making fun of his fat feo fattastic ass, and thank goodness, I'm able too. Do you think I'm trying to hurt his feelings, seriously? He doesn't care what I do here. He's laughing all the way to the bank, and the only time he cries are when he sheds tears of joy when he looks at his bank statements thanks to me and all the other people who post comments here.
Are you worried about Gordita Perez's feelings? How special of you. You're so nice and considerate. Perez must love you so much. Don't you feel darling?
Were you really trying to make me feel bad about making fun of a grown man who mocks a handicapped teenager constantly? What's the matter with you???!!!?????
You should thank me because I help keep him in the money, so you can continue coming in and worshipping and defending his flabtacularly fat feo ass!
Perez loves you!!!! I'm sure he does. I be you're on the top of his Christmas card list each year!!!
Hi Perez!
You look so skinny and handsome! Oh and your hair is such a good color!
OMG! I was gonna write "where you'd get that 'members only' jacket"…and some douche beat me to it!…..LOL
Hey Partyez! Are you the last member?
LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO!
You look great, Perez! You look thinner, your hair is RAWKIN', and your teeth are so perfectly white these days! Way to take care of yourself! Keep up the good work!
Awwww, you look so sweet here! XD
your disgusting, Y cant you just feature celebs here, Y do you have to always feature yourself you narcisstic person. DO YOUR JOB!!!
Perez I thought you were dieting. What happened?
Perez was that party last night or in 1986? Love the feathered hair and the red members only jacket. I am sure that you were rocking out to Divo and Duran Duran
memebers only jacket - fat fucks who stick objects in the ass
Nick - it's definitely employees/friends/family/paid posters posting all this garbage about how great it looks. These idiots here posting how great he looks while appearing to be such loyal fans somehow missed his video yesterday that showed him shirtless with fat hanging. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out they are associates or paid
"Foul mouthed blogger Perez Hilton was seen in a sea of real celebrities like Martin and Charlie Sheen, Kathy Griffin, Rebecca Gayheart, Eric Dane, Jennifer Coolidge, Katey Sagal and others on Sunday night at Best in Drag annual Aid for AIDS fundraiser at L.A.'s Orpheum Theater.
While all of the real celebs got an applause from the gays in the audience, they booed Perez when he was announced.
All you have to do is google - lot at idiots here kissing his ass.
perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
you look sooooooooooooo skinnny in this picture!
quite the handsome man!
keep the good work, your body is looking slamming!
great jobb!
Holy crap! You look FANTASTIC!
Re: xkh – Oh, and I hope you grab hold of life hard hard hard. Just as I have. Also, I forgot to thank you for worrying about me. Thank you thank you thank you thank you. You're so wonderful. You really really really really are.
Also, keep in mind that Perez really really really really loves you and really really really really appreciates you, and he holds you close to his heart. He's forever ever ever grateful that you and other Perez fans keep him in lovely Members Only Jackets so he can look just banging at future fan events!
Love you, darling! I do! Truly truly. :smooch:
Re: Nick2 –
Ugh.. get over yourself. Do you really think he reads all these comments, retard? Unlike you, he has a life. You on the other hand keep checking back hour after hour to see if your idiotic comment posted. You are in dire need of attention, no? Most ugly people are. Nick is dangerously close to Dick, by the way. You are called that often aren't you?
Skinny Bitch! you look great P! your effort is showing…
perez you finally figured out how to lose weight! coke is awesome.
Looking GREAT Perez!
"Best Blog: PerezHilton.com (Perez's videotaped acceptance speech got booed when he started plugging a film project.)"
Re: inhotpursuit – Oh look, Perez's mother is back here to defend him again. Don't talk to me about my dick. It's not going anywhere near you're canker sored ass, so don't you worry about it. Okay?
And judging by his shirtless video, Gordito Perez's life consists of flopping his ass in front of a computer monitor and munching on Doritos and dip all day.
Are you a psychic? Wow! Since you know what I'm doing now and what I always do, can you please please please puleeeeeeeeeeze tell me the winning lottery ticket numbers for tonight? Puleeeeeeeeeeeeze. I want to buy Teddy Perez something wonderful from my dogs. They love him. ARF ARF!!!
Also, like I tell all you Perez fans, you should be grateful for me and all the people who post comments here. We're keeping Perez in business. I don't care if he reads these comments or not. I'm here for my own amusement and entertainment. I'm not sorry if I'm boring you because I don't care about you at all. You're nobody to me. You're a big zeeeeeroooooooooo in my life.
Oh, and unless you're Perez or his Mama, or his adorable doggy Teddy, who are you to tell me to get out of here?
You must really hate Perez by trying to run people off! Do you really want him to go broke?
How hateful of you! You hater hater hater hater!!
Why must you hate? Why don't you celebrate?
Ha ha ha!!!!
You look awesome perez! Congrats, Keep up the good work.
you like like buster poindexter w/ that hair
OMG! Perez you're hot! I love your hair.
statue of…….Liberace?
Damnnnnnnnn. Boi!! Look at you. all slim. yumm
From the TimesOnline interview:
"His sister, Barbara, whom he now employs as his assistant…." (explains the comments here
)
"He is tall and fat, and looks unhealthy. His pristine white teeth and memorably silver-blue eyes are set deep in his face alongside hamster cheeks speckled with what looks like rosacea."
"There's a streak of moral narcissism there which stands out in stark contrast to his campaigning-style borderline vindictiveness."
"Mario's own private life? There's not that much to it. He is gay."
"His personal philosophy is fatalistic: “I assume I'm going to be alone without a partner for the rest of my life."
"Without his mother, whom he pays to do “mom-like things like cleaning” his hotel bedroom is very messy. His obesity still puzzles me"
I say it with love..
You look like a odd crack happy Biff from Back to the Future
:-P
IS THAT A "MEMBERS ONLY" JACKET? EWWWW!
Omg PEREZ!! You look WONDERFUL!!! So healthy!
Oh my God! You're so thin - you look fabulous!
Members only jacket? That brings back memories…
OMG, Perez, i'm gobsmacked…you look awesome, honestly i really don't think you need to shed more weight, just work on getting muscles now, i'd love to see you with abs, lol.
you look awesome perez!!! I love you
wow perez…. you look thin. and happy. about as happy as my cousin with down syndrome looked yesterday when he was allowed to carry around sparklers too! what a coincidence. Happy Independence Day!!!
Re: Nick2 –
um…
I…wasn't talking about you?
I also wasn't defending Perez, I was just commenting on what a waste of time it is to insult the guy. Oh, but thanks for having a look at my comment
here's a paper bag, take some breaths.
I'm going to go kick rocks because you said mean things to me. Enjoy the rest of your weekend!
you look so good! inspiring, seriously.
omg you have lost so much weight! You look amazing!
before u were ugly and fat now u r ugly and skinny. keep losing weight so u will disappear once and for all.
Wow you got skinny. You look like a totally different person. I would not have recognized you.
Re: Nick2 –
lol jeeeeeez you are irate I wasn't even talking about you…I didn't even see you. I just saw your original comment and while I can vaguely see why you may have thought I was referring to your post - I have to say, I was still playing with barbies in the 80's while you were in your heyday.
I wouldn't dream of addressing someone as old as you in such a disrespectful manner, I was raised to respect old people. All the best and stay away from microwaves! ♥
cute. you look trimmmm. nice members only jacket, too.
OmMGzzZ PErREZzZ!! LikE YOU LoOk SOoOoO GOOD!
um. gross.
why people would even praise such a disgustingly cruel and empty hearted human being is beyond me. you suck, mario! and i only see one big sack of shit "having fun" in this picture so i'm confused as to why you put "we". i do realize you are still the size of two people but you are only ONE person, mario!
Re: Distu – I doubt that any of these comments are verbatim from is sister. It sounds very writerly. But it does describe him, completely. I'd be sad for him if he weren't such a judgmental rude bitch. Who would want to be like him, well except for the money his flabtastic ass makes for him, just by sitting in front of a computer and drawing cum drips and cocaine drops on people's faces. He's only 30, and he's grotesque in his obesity. He's constantly panting after Madonna, Victoria Beckham, Brangelina, Spencer and Heidi, and John Mayer. It's sort of pathetic. He's never going to be *allowed in* properly to that crowd, and it must make him very very bitter.
I know I've read that he wasn't always a flaming flapping queen, that this was a persona that he adopted after college, purely as a moneymaker. From everything I've read about Senor Fattastic is that he was pretty low key and calm in college. Whatever.
Now he tries to be mean and bitchy, but he's not very funny. Just drawing cum stains, coke drips, and dicks flying into faces is not witty.
Mario, please, read up on Oscar Wilde or Paul Lynde, and Charles Nelson Reilly or some other witty queens, and learn what's funny. You're not funny, but you are funny to make fun of, so thanks for that!!! Love ya!!!
Re: Nick2 –
jealous much?
Perez you are looking really Hot!
Love you…WOW you look GOOD!
LOL those first losers were there for you…oh i guess not even those FIRST people were there. You were all drugged up and pretending that you were having fun. How pathetic. And look at the stupid jacket…not even your own brand. You still FAT.
You know why we come here to say you are gross and ugly and fat, even though we dont read your blog? because you are a terrible person, you deserve this kind of treatment and when you know it is time for you to stop talking shit about people you will get a better treatment. SO there, FAT FUCK!
Re: xkh – Re: xkh – Thankx realy so much for the paper bag. I was over here, totally hyperventilating about the whole thing between me and you. I'm so glad we're cool. :claps for joy: Srsly. I hope you don't break any of your toes kicking rocks because I bet that'd sure hurt.
Love ya!
A Member's Only Jacket??!! LMAO!
dude last night was a blast at Prive!! best party on the strip for the 4th:)
Re: xkh – Gurrrrlll I wear my tinfoil hat and tinfoil braaaazierre every time I use my microwave. No worries about me. I didn't overdose on the X and the Eve when I was fag haggin' in the 80s. I still have all my faculties, and even though I'm not far from 50 I still not using a walker.
I just love coming in here messing with everyone because everyone here take's it all so seeeeeeeeeeeerious. It's such a blast!!!
I still think Perez is Flabtastic! and I hope he keeps this blog going until the day I die! It's a constant bitchfest, and I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuv it!!!!
Perez you look FABULOUS!!! I have of picture of us from sundance and you look Soooo much thinner. Amazing!!!Love the blond. Keep it up sweetie!!! XOX
Perez baby u loookkkkkkk very thin continue looking good!!!!♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
why do you need every single person commenting on how skinny he is? I'm pretty sure we can all see it in the picture. retards.
cocaine is the new atkins…
YOU LOOK SO AWESOME! What a cute little face you've got! Congrats perez much love, Kristin
omg pee pee you look awesome and i lurve your hurrr. keep up the good work gurl!
Re: stfu[/re[re=2507089]Re: stfu – My goodness know. As I've said, except for his money, I would not want to be a morbidly obese flabby assed queen. I seriously enjoy the hell out of this community because it's so fun and everyone here takes everything so seerrrrrrrriously and Mario's fag hag patrol is quick to leap jump waddle or shuffle to his defense. I have to say that you all are so wonderful and I bet Gordito Perez is so grateful to every single one of you!!!
I hope Senor Flabtastic continues this blog into infinity, or at least until I'm senile in the nursing home. I mean, what else am I going to do with my sad pathetic self except make fun of Perez? You know this is my entire life's existence, right?
Thanks for caring and sharing? Can you imagine what the world would be like if we all cared about each other in our everyday lives the way we care about each other here, in Gordito Perez's blog?
It brings a tear to my eye just imagining such a world. :sniff: :sniff:
Ah the memories…We had a lavender Member's Only jacket when we were 11. Seeing your Member's Only jacket reminded us of how hot our jacket was in 1988. We love when you go all 80s in photo ops.
You look good with that level of weight loss, don't lose any more!
But shut up with that members only jacket!!!!!!
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damn, you look real good perez.
Love you Perez, your hair looks great, you are so cute. Have fun love.
u look 10 years younger
PEREZ YOU FAT SHIT I HAVE A LIST:
*you're outfit is beyong hideous and you're jacket looks way too small for your fat upper body.
*there is no one around you and no one is paying attention to you because you are a NOBODY and you look annoying as shit.
*you look like a mental person in this picture, i bet people were making fun of you the whole night.
*your face is just flat out hideous.
i hope you become obese again. it fits you better.
go climb in a hole and die please, no one would care.
@#$%@#$(%&@#)($&%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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the king say's give Rick Astley his hair back right now.
is that a member's only jacket?
fegg
best. time. ever? why didn't you talk about the fact you were booed by those who knew who you were and when you name was announced most said, "who the fuck is that?"
the only people — besides those "in town" who can't stand the fact you're such a poser and loser — who know you are stay-at-home-moms, canadians and fans of paparazzi.
us$20 says they won't be hiring you again to host. just so you know.
why is it that we never see you at hyde or teddy's? or … really … anywhere cool.
tried to get in the chateau lately?
Re: WATCH – Try to be funnier when you make fun of Senor Fattastic Perez. We're all here for the fun and for mocking his flabbiferousness. Just be funnier. Of course Perez isn't worth the effort, but think of your fellow Perez Mockers. Please! Bring the funny!!!
Of course, I did enjoy the bile and gunk flung at Senor Flabtastic, but you just weren't very funny. I do agree that he looked ridiculous at his rad party. Poor thing. He probably threatened people in the club with a flaming from those torches if they tried to get up and leave. It was probaby frightening and boring for all. In turns of course. I doubt you can be frightened and bored at the same time. :shrugs:
OMG PEREZ U LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT!!
U LOOK GREAAT
you are such a nerd - in a bad way. you think your clever - you are actually an uneducated poser. such a geek - not in a good way. go fuck aslee
no one is even looking at you, all ignoring your ugly ass. you are being used - hypocrite
Perez…you look awesome! I LOVE LOVE LOVE the new hair color!
OMG Perez you look so great, but don't turn into a manorexic.
Luv Ya
Re: guest – Awwwwww. Booo hoooo. You almost make me want to cry for Senor Flabasstic! People booed Gelatinous Belly Jelly Perez! The horror. :sobs:
Too bad all his fans here couldn't have chipped together for a bus and ridden to his rescue! Gurrrrrrrrrllls we need to plan that for next time sor Senor Flubber never suffers another humiliation. Are we in gurrrrrrrrrrrrls are we in???? Are we going to ride the Flubber Bus to the next Perez disaster???? Come on people!!! Let's show some blogosphere spirit!!!! Hurray people! Get on the Flab Train!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
I bet Perez would totally show his support by blocking for us at all the buffets!!!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!!!!!
lookin thin… word
Damn, you got small.
YOU ARE ONE BIG SCAREY ~ FREAKSHOW !!!
hola!!!
perez eres de lo mas patetico pereces gays
traduce esto pero lee con atencion:
no pongas insultos muy grandes de chikas disney como
vanessa hudgens nii se te ocurra poner de selena gomez tampoco de ashley tisdale ni demi lovato , emily osment ni nada de ella porque si no te mando a la carcel e igual es legal porque estas insultando a una estrella como la esposa de bechkan ok!!!
PEREZ YOU LOOK SO THIN AND PRETTY I HARDLY RECOGNIZED THE NEW YOU!
Re: GeeNe – Are you kidding? He's at least 200 pounds from being manorexic, but I love that you care about him so much. I bet he loves you too!!!
Perez, your peeps luuuuuuuuuuuuuv you!!!! They're crazy and blind, for the most part, but they luuuuuuuuuuuuv you!!!
You go on with your crazy Flabtacular Bitchy self, Perez, you've got a damn wonderful Posseeeeeeee!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
u look like lance bass with that hair lol. but u still look good tho.
You've lost so much weight! You look wonderful =)
OMG PEREZ u've lost so much weight u look FABULOUS!..keep it up!
I LOVE U PEREZ!