Best. Time. Ever.
Filed under: Personally Perez > Sin City
Does it look like we're having fun in that pic???
Well, we were!!!!
Our 4th of July bash at Prive was a blast.
We LOVE Vegas. And….
We still have one more night left in Sin City!
P.S. It's soooo good to just sleep in every once in a while. Sleep is good. Having fun is too.
Love y'all!
[Image by Judy Eddy via WENN. Perezzer's jacket courtesy of Member's Only. Thanks Kelli Delaney!]
Posted: July 5, 2008 at 4:33 pm




Re: CB – Small? As compared to what? A whale, a Bison, a redwood, a volcano? Please clarify what you mean by small because I'm old and I'm starting to get confused by these comments combining Senor Fatasstic and small.
you look great perez! keep up the good work!!!
nooooo!!! you look so skiiiniiii!!!!
and i'm so drunk right know
and i still love u perez!
MUACSSSSS!!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOOXOX
your hair looks fab.
im jealous.
darling i love ya -but the Members Only is no good. Elvis himself couldnt bring that shit back.
Re: cass – I don't think Senor Flabasstical is ever going to win any beaty contest, but I think his face looks slightly better than Lance Bass's. Lance always has a look on his face like duh or something. His eyebrows are always perpetually raised, or something?
Oh, let's be honest. They're tied in the "neither one will probably get another date in their lives" category, and be done.
you look SO GOOD perez!!!!
Re: natal – That's it! Thanks for the clarifaction.
Senor Fatasstical! Your fans who think you're skinny are drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk.
You better hope they stay drunk!
You know what? I wish you'd get a job at Sea World San Antonio, in the Whale Exhibit, Perez. It would be such a pleasant way to see you perform. Also, you could get exercise, and a tan on that fat white belly of yours. While I sat in the shade and laaaaaaaaughed and laughed.
Please think about it. Please please please.
I love you, Senor Flubberiousness!!!
Members only nice you look like a 62 year old man that is living in florida on retirement…. at least you lost some weight… I love you perez you take up 5 hours of my day everyday
THIS looks like it was taken in like 1992
Re: Perez – Wait? Are you drunk? I can't tell if you're for or against Senorito Flabasstical.
Please to clarify?
Claro?
What a fat slob.
perez!
you look great!
congrats on the weight loss! keep it up!
Perez…I love you n' all but get a stylist!
wow!! you look great!!! you hv lost so much weight keep up the good work!!!
Looking really good!
Re: Nick2 –
sure wish you'd lay off the coke, Chief.
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you looking good perez! glad you had fun and fuck these haters!
you look so young & nice! glad you had fun, your website is amazing, and you deserve a break from all of your hard work.
hope your fourth of july was great.
as we would say in palestine:
mabrook wa alf 3afya! (congrats & many thanks!)
-sabrina
Hey P! You look really fabulous- getting healthy, having fun! Keep it up! You're an inspiration!
I really like your hair!
Oh man, Perez! Can I just say, "WOW!"…you are looking so great these days and the happiness in your eyes is amazing!
Re: steph – And you're still retarted…
It's vintage Perez! Looking good.
First time poster, long time admirer. Love the hair! Love the gossip! Love the happiness you've got going on! Keep up the good vibes because work would suck without you. Bessos.
Re: stfu – Yuck. I hate Coke. It's Dr Pepper all the way for me. (diet) I don't mind Diet Coke, but I really prefer Diet Dr Pepper Cherry Vanilla. You're so sweet, though. Don't worry about me. I'm well aware of the dangers of caffeine addiction. I've only had two cups of coffee today, and one sugar free Red Bull. I had the Red Bull right before I rode the recumbent bike at the gym for 45 minutes, followed by 45 minutes of weight work. I ended with a 15 minute sauna sit. That's my workout routine 5 days a week! I'm 47. BTW.
Hah! I bet you thought I was some coked out drunkard who sat my fat ass in front of a computer monitor all day, just to pick on Perez out of pure unadulterated hate and envy.
Oh, hell no. I've been to the library, the grocery story, walked my dogs at least 5 times, read a book, cleaned my kitchen, vacuumed, and done three loads of laundry; then I sat down here to pick on Perez. And boy do I love pickin' on Perez It's heeelarious fun!
I bet Gordito Perez sure loves you and your loyalty. I admire the way his Scream Team just leaps at anyone who says one single word against his Flubberaliciousness. You should be proud of yourself for being so loyal. I bet Perez is going to let you in at a discount to his next Disaster!
Love you!!!
First time poster, long time admirer! Love the Hair, Love the look, and always love the gossip. Work would be nothing without the Queen of all Media!
No it just looks like your just trying to get attention and everyone is ignoring you. Except for the National Geographic freelance photographer taking your picture.
Re: ro – That's why I already suggested that he get a job in the Killer Whale exhibit at Sea World San Antonio. Part of that suggestion is practical, and part of it is selfish.
Practically, besides blogging, he's too fat to do anything in Socal Entertainment because they're all such SKINNY HATERZZZZ.
On the other hand, we don't mind fat in Texas. He could perform with the Killer Whales, get a tan, and eat authentic Tex-Mex, and wander up and down the Riverwalk being all bitchy and special at the different clubs. The people of SA would absolutely love him, and most likely would never kick him down the concrete steps of the River Walk, and leave him to drown. In fact, I think that would be very unlikely, especially if he was very entertaining in the Killer Whale Exhibit at Sea World, and I bet he would be FANTASTIC as a Killer Whale!!!
I'm so proud of you Perez! How did you lose it? I'll be even prouder if you did it with just diet and excersize. You look good. You also look gayer. Lol, that's not a bad thing either.
Look at the bald man taking a photo to Perez butt.
notice all the cunts in the background? That's right, NO ONES LOOKING AT PIGGY!!!!!!
That's cause he's HIGH ON METH!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Perez… you are looking AMAZING!
XOXO
Love the grandpa jacket. Got any Werther's Original Candy in your pockets, gramps? Maybe you can take me fishing and tell me stories about the war some day.
Now we all know that NICK2 is a 47 year old female living in the San Antonio, Texas region. She is more then likely married or in a relationship. She's an exercise freak who belongs to the local gym, drinks Dr. Pepper and has animals. I'd guess that she is also a volunteer somewhere or belongs to some sort of club as she was on the go all day today and can't sit still. She probably has a self esteem problem or suffers from depression as she finds it entertaining to tease and taunt others.
What the F are you wearing????????????? Is that a Members Only jacket and coureroys????? And what's with the flock of seaguls hair? You are a fasion NO! There should be a black bar across your eyes!!! What a sad sack.
perez!
you look great!!!
i love your hair
very spencer pratt
YOU LOOK LIKE SPENCER PRATT!
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perez, you look freaking amazing =] im proud of you for keeping up with your diet and exercising
Anyone else pick this up, Perezelle is looking more and more like Spencer Pratt….. Team Lauren.
why do fags have to act this gayyyyyyyy???
For a second I thought you looked like Spencer Pratt. He's ugly. Change the hair.
you looked better fat. you look like a troll in that pic
Perez, man you look great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your weight loss has made you look youthful again!!!!
i don't know if it's just me that thinks it but,
you have lost a ton of weight!
you look so healthy and happy perez!
yayy!
you are adorable when you smile.
congrats.
:)
Perez, you look great!
OMG PEREZ! IS THAT EVEN YOU?! YOU LOOK GREAT!
A member's only jacket…. what are you the last member? 1985 called and they want their jacket back!
Re: Nick2 – huh??
man you are such a famous douche… i guess that is why you do it
you look GREAT
PEREZ—> WHY SO UGLY???
kind of looks like a young max headroom ;0)
You're starting to look like a mananarexic. you kind of resemble carson daly when he got really skinny.
Why do you post pictures like this of yourself??? Do you want people to think you're a bigger dumbass then you already are??
ps YER FACE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE!!!!!!
Looks like Rudy!! hahaha
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i wish some1 would shove those sparklers up your nasty fat hairy ass
Perez, you look great!
Wow you look sexy hun good work
might not be a six pack but you are definitly hot
Re: Nick2 –
Whoa…are you kidding me? How many people are you replying to? Can you say crrrazy?! And you said youre like 47 or something?? Tragic. Arguing with teens…The only replies I see on here are from you. Sad. I'm done with youre pathetic chance at trying to make friends or enemies on this blog, although I'm sure I will get a reply from you. It's all youve got. You dont have to be "psychic" to see that. Have you noticed that even though you are trying to suck up to some of the posters on here they just keep shooting you down? Go back to your dating website for divorced/single forty somethings who can't talk to a girl without their credit card number.
you've lost so much weight!
you look great!
OMG! You look so sexy! Don't get too skinny though. I like some cushion for the pushin'.
You look like a retarded Macauly Culkin with that haircut.
Oh P. Zizzle. You can be such a douche, but I have to say that you are looking better than ever. Kudos, cheers, salud! Now just BEHAVE
ow ow perez! Lookin' good!
OMG you look so skinnier! good job on the healthy diet Perez!!!!! Keep it up!
How sad… You idiots are not only blind, but just plain stupid - he posted a video yesterday without a shirt on and he was FAT. Not just regular fat, he had ROLLS, he had man boobs, it was disgusting! And you all seem totally oblivious to that. He puts on a Member's Only jacket a size too small and you all gasp in awe that he is so skinny. GO LOOK AT THE VIDEO FROM YESTERDAY! IT IS GROSS! Wake up idiots!
This is your best hair color YET. With the black you looked JUST LIKE that little boy in The Munsters. I'm not kidding! Black not a good color for you.
oh, P! You look good. I simply must have your weight loss secret. I just hope it doesn't involve cocaine.
oh wow you look so skinny!! hot!
lol this pic looks soooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!
this photo looks loke something from the 80's..
my god perez, you look great!!!
You look so 90's.
I also use my pictures from 1985 to reminesce about the younger and leaner years. who the f…k are you kidding?
You're losing weight Perez!! Well done. But I still hate you.
You're lookin good, Perez. Good work
hey perez i must say you are looking mightyy fine-olicious!! keep up the good work babe, you're doing amazing! and to all you haters out there, piss off and get laid bc obviously yalls panties are in a twist!! PEREZ IS DA BOMB BAYBEEEE & anyone who says otherwise can suck a dick. stop being a cuntface and realize that perez is the shit!! LOVE U Hon!!!!!!!!!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxx
WOW, WOW,WOW! Perez you are looking so good! Keep it up! You look so much younger and healthier! It just goes to show you how a good diet and eating right can make a person totaly transform! Never mind the haters Perez! You just keep doing what your doing!
Re: Distu –
I am not blind! I think he looks great. I didn't say he looked like Brad Pitt or anything but he does look better than he did before. Just because some people are not jackasses and are giving him props for his hard work doesn't make us blind or stupid like some other people are saying!
I just choose to be a positive person and let others have their own opinion. You can think he looks like crap all you want. That goes for everyone else who thinks he looks bad but I would just like to point out that us props givers never said he was anything but looking way better than he used to and thats the truth.
Your soooo cute!!!! Enjoy the 4th and your new body!!!!!
ew. what the fuck are you wearing?? it looks stupid.
Re: Nick2 – you like to talk a lot don't you? lol you've almost replyed to everyone on here lol. So do you like perez or not? It seems you do and it seems you don't. I find him funny yet a pain in the ass. Yeah Lance always looks weird, maybe reichan gave him a disease by "accident". Lance has a head too big for his body. Perezs head is strinking a bit so it seems.
you look great perez, but dont stress yourself dieting now ya hear?
That picture looks like a staged photo op, not fun in any way. That fake smile on your face says it all. Where are your friends? Do you have any real friends?
Wow. The Pez lost some weight.
Lookin good, gotta said.
Keep goin' funny boy.
I was there Asshole. Tell the truth it sucked People were booing you and all but about 30 people left. You also look Fat you must be Photoshopping your Photos because you look like you did not lose any weight. Also tell everyone how you were booed.
wow did u lose alot of weight?>? u looook good
you look good perez!! getting in shape it looks like
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you look like ken doll
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
Jack Osborn - Former fatso
Perez Hilton - Morbidly obese attention whore
Looking good! You can really tell that you've lost weight…especially in the face! WTG!
Re: b – No my dear. My self esteem is just fine. I just love taunting Senor Flabtacular. It's so fun. I also love that his Scream Team rushes in to defend him. You all are so wonderful. How he could he make it without you guys? I hope he puts you at the top of his Christmas card list, if you aren't already on it. :grins:
Actually, I was never every good at making fun of people and taunting their shortcomings until I learned from the best, Senor Flabtacular. I just read his blog for so long, observing his special skills, and one day I realized I could do it, too. Now I know why Perez makes fun of everybody's looks! It's fun. It's really really fun.
Thank you, Perez. Thank you for sharing your special skills with your fans! We so appreciate your marvelousness. Well, I do, and apparently, so does B!
You should come to San Antonio for Fiesta next, Perez. You could hog out on Tex-Mex, get drunk on margaritas, and waddle up and down the Riverwalk, making fun of all the big hair women like to wear in Texas. You would have a blast! I guarantee it!
you look SO cute!
you look SO cute!!!
What the hell did you have on ? You look like a bad flash back to the 80's
OMG how much weight have you LOST??!!!
sooooo gorge~mwa
Jack Osborn and Perez Hilton
Separated at birth or………….joined at the hip with their boring personalities??? Discuss
It's Funny when a straight guy Jack has more fashion sense then Perez.
like WTF are you wearing? :s
PEREZ YOU DO LOOK GREAT. LOST SO MUCH WEIGHT KEEP IT UP. FAT IS NOT HEALTHY…. OBESITY RELATED DISEASES ARE THE #1 KILLER OF AMERICANS