If You Are Easily Offended…..
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Our favorite raisin face, Rachel Zoe, exudes the smell of sexiness and vomit, Saturday night at a screening of Becoming Jane in East Hampton. Gorgeous!
[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: July 29, 2007 at 3:28 pm




Dear God! Eat a F-in Cheesburger! LOOK! her hair is thinning and looks like yarn! Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the Crypt Keeper all gowned down with a wig and heels!
she could use and iron….
At least her bangs cover up part of the raisin face
WOWWOWOWOWOWO
She needs to do something to her hair… it would be a huge help.
She's decomposing right in front of us. I'd rather not watch.
She's gross.. Met her at Fashion Week- almost punched her.
She's not in her 30s. Her eyes are too sunken in for that age. I bet she's a good 10 years older.
you sure that's not Nicole Richie's MOM?
who is it? her veneers sure are too big for her face. - make for a nice mood light.
blow another line?
IT'S APPARENTLY….RACHEL ZOE
For those of you who keep asking "who's that", listen up. Rachel Zoe (pronounciation rhymes with "ho") is the hot shit stylist to the stars. Many of her past clients have been called "Zoe-bots" because she tends to dress all of her size zero clientel exactly the same… like herself. She's the queen bee and they are her drones. From the way she looks, you can tell Zoe is one busy bee- she 's so booked, she doesn't even have time to look in the mirror.
someone feed that ulgy bitch
Are those horse teeth?
That bitch is so rich, you think that she could afford some shampoo…or perhaps she thinks that there might be calories in soap. Better safe than sorry.
that looks like my mom
oh my gosh
she needs to iron that dress
2 words.. salon and mcdonalds!!
oh my gosh i think thats my mom
I think shes the "too skinny" stylist of the olsen twins, Lindsay, etc..
She's a stylist…wannabe celeb…she worked for Nicole Richie…they both LOVE food
Raison face!!!! Love it! Hahahahahahahahaaha! Too Fackin' funny!
who wouldnt wear drapes to a premier… ? zoebones should hire herself a stylist
HAHAHA
Her head over-weights her body
WATCH OUT…she'sz gunna falll!
ew! raisin face looks like alexias arquette! woof!
She looks deathly.
Who is she? Why is this offensive? And why the hell am I even commenting? This was a dumb ploy but obviously effective.
you are all a bunch of retards
Yikes. She looks a little bit like Robin Byrd in those pics.
wtf is she wearing???? and she calls herself a stylest…. please.. i would let her dress a fucking dog let alone a celeb
she is hideous,needs to eat more…yuk
someone feed her a taco
Can you say booblehead? She is UGLY.
Who???
She makes Nicole Ritchie look like Kirstie Alley! No wonder Nicole dropped this walking bulimia billboard
its the stylist-Rachel Zoe-seriously-she looks like shes near death
She is a hot mess!!!
she looks fine..is that awful dress looks that she went through and war zone!
she looks like donna mills…is she dead..?
i guess bones are in…. EFFING NASTY BIOTCH
5 things to say honey
1. EWW!!!
2.WHO IN THE HELL WOULD WHERE THAT
3.WHO IS THAT
4.WHO EVER SHE IS, IS HITEOUS
5.BONESTICKING OUT OF HER CHEST ANAREXIA SO LAST YEAR!!!
Didn't she used to be Nicole Ritchie's stylist? No wonder she got shitcanned. Talk about ugly on a stick.
is she going for the pre-baby nicole richie look. somebody force feed this girl some lard!!!!
i thought she was supposed to be a stylist… it looks like shes wearing a nighty
That's just wrong. There is nothing gorgeous about her. She looks about a pound away from kidney failure.
Ewww.
GOD, SHE'S SO FAT!!!
O.M.F.G what is that thing im not joking thats fugly
this is your stylist on tic tac's
1. Who is that??
2. She looks like nicole richie
wtf???
Holly crap man this is like lindsay lohan in 6 months
Um, Rachel Zoe is a stylist…not a celebrity. She looks like shit.
new nose is suspected…. looks a little younger because of it
she looks like Goldie Hawn
Why is this woman considered famous? Who cares about stylists? And she is in some serious need of conditioner. Her hair looks like a haystack.
What's funny about this is, I remember Rachel Zoe stating that Nicole Richie left working with her because her clothes didn't portray her in the "healthy" look that Nicole wanted. Rachel Zoe is just as damn skinny, and her clothes aren't helping her that much either.
what is she wearing? rorschark inkblots on a tent?
JESUS, someone throw a cheeseburger at her and watch her die from exhaustion trying to get to it!…sheez
Glassy Eyes, Crazy FaciAl Expression, Stick Thin Figure
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she still skiiny
Gosh, Rachel has REALLY let herself go…
Looks like Paris in 10-15 years if she had all the problems of Lindsay Lo.
Somebody feed her a cheeseburger or something!
ewww! Look what the cat drag in and then spit up!
PLEASE EAT AND STOP…or just don't be glorified with your 'gifts' in this world, b/c you are displaying a HORRIBLE role model for girls and on top of that..and has anyone noticed that all she does is celebrates the stick figure in ALL her clothes?
why's every blogger so nasty to her???? she dresses heaps of stars and does a fucking good job ..l..
GROOOOSSS!!!
s k e l e t o r ! ! !
Gross!!!!!!!!! I think she beats Lindsay in bra!!! I dont know how you can do that and all dressed but she does! plz someone, hit her with a car or set that horrible ” dress” on fire… Spare our lives!!!!
Well…She looks her age anyway..dont hate her becuse shes 80 and still pretty! Old boney women like this that kill themselves with make up and "Ho-Heels" just do not see how unflattering they really are. Botox, implants and Yoga cannot fix everything, age catches you!
ahhh the living dead…
She looks AWFUL!
RAISIN FACE! ahahahahhahahahaa!
I would've volunteered to steam that dress and run a brush through her hair for her. Bless her heart…
She looks like she is on Crystal Meth….alot of girls that are that skinny are using that drug which make them look like half human half zombie.
Skinny, rich and very rude. That sums it up. As a Chauffeur in L.A., Zoe is cranky (Hungry, maybe) and just plain nasty!!
first #6 that is NOT Nicole Richie far from it!!!!!
and OMG who in their right mind would step out in public in that thing
she looks better than usual! I think she's had some fillers and maybe a peel! Deffo around her lips x
mmm.. stylish
;;rolls eyes
ahh. she needs a new style.. and a sandwhich!
she's a super-popular stylist. she's working for celebs like lindsay lohan or mischa barton.
never even HEARD o her EVER
take her off take her OFF
Well… this just goes to show where the hell nicole went wrong… look at this bitch shes a skinny scrag… EAT FOOD YOU DUMB MOLE
Did this fat cow used to be on family affairs? she is sooo skinny she makes nicole ritchie look normal
I dont undestand why the fuck people dont wanna eat something…..
Its fuckin ugly and not healthy looking like that.
I'm so glad she covered her forehead with BANGS. She looks much better.
Her face no where near resembles a raison and let's not forget that she is a style icon!
she is fucking anorexic
i still like her
She looks soooo freakin hungray!!!! what a mess, these women really need to eat.
She need to cover up her bony ass chest! that shit aint cute. lol
I think she looks like a sickly Marla Maples. Remember her? The Donald's second wife.
so effin' gross. my question is; is nicole richie trying to look like her or is she trying to look like nicole richie? and how did she become "the hot stylist" by mixing vintage with designer? come on fugly!
WOW SKELETOR WEARS A DRESS HAHAHA!!!!
Wow! nicole richie's ex stylist really lloks like her biological mom!
Goodness!!!! What’s the deal with her? Now what ever issue she has…. ( anorexia bullimia, or just plain ol white girl) its becoming ridiculous!
Is that Farah Fawcett?
i will give her some money to buy a burger and fries
shes grosssssssssssssssss
Well its good to see those california raisins frome the 80's are making a comeback.
ugh