Poor Avril
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand > Fashion SmashionAvril Lavigne is going to turn 24 years old in September, yet the Canadian singer and "songwriter" still sounds like she's 14!
This video to promote her new fashion line for Kohl's is so unintentionally hilarious.
You must check it out!
Posted: July 8, 2008 at 1:45 pm
she has become so lame… what happened to her?? she got married and turned into a Barbie doll…
ugh wait…If i do recall when she first came out..didnt she thorw a fit when fans were dressing like her? Stating..that everyone should have their own style and why are they acting like me..becasue they will never be me…or something to that affect?? what a douche
what an idiot. her neck is manly.
Hate to break it to you, Perez, but you're freaking 40 (or is that 30?) and you sound and behave like you're 13! At least she's closer to her own age. What's your excuse?
i don't see any difference between her line and yours actually.
omg, she sounds just like u, peepee
she sounds like heidi from the hills
I think she is so pretty and funny.I like her exactly the way she is.No matter if she is herself or not,this is the Avril i like.Little like a child,sweet and funny.
her clothing line isn't even officially out yet and she's selling more than you, perez.
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LISTEN UP PEREZ. YOU yourself have a VERY ANNOYING VOICE. You yourself sound like a man trying to sound like a Valley Girl. SO shut your trap. Avril does have some really good songs out there. Why are you hatin on Avril so much. I think it's Cute that she still has a young voice. Nothing wrong with that. It gives her character.
She sounds like that stupid bitch Heidi form the Hills. She almost sounds fake too
ew why does she wear so much makeup?
its like come on ur 24, leave that to teenagers
i like avril. but omg she wears waaaay to much make up its ridiculous….
so i love how her first album was all tough and angry teenager who hated on blondes and skanks and bubble gum pop. no that is exactly what she is… bubble included…
i like Avril, i probably wont buy the clothes b/c i just dont feel like dressing that way. she grew into being a woman. women change all the time, and clothes are a big but petty part of their changing or growing up. she is not a sell out, all women are mixed messages. if she was a sell out, we'd all have to agree that we bought into her act-and the acts of tons of bands or celebs. so what, we show up for Perez 's clothing line b/c i like him too! leave the girl alone.
Perez i tho
Why is it Amy Winehouse with the drug addiction and not this cunt? I would LOVE for this clit to OD and rid ourselves of her "songwriting". Although it's not like she writes the songs anyway.
Can't she just go away already? Everyone knows her career is in the toilet.
Grow the F up Avril. She is so stuck on the rebellious teenager/punk stage that her style is like a merry-go-round…as is her career. She is stuck in a time warp rut. Loser…I wouldn't waste my money on her crap. Curious why she didn't go with Hot Topic….they prob don't want to have her name associated with their stores.
I don't see anything weird about this at all. She seems normal in the video and her collection looks cute for her target market. What's the deal????
Is it just me or does Avril's voice sound just like Heidi from the Hills?
Um… didn't she say that people who dress like her are "losers"? So why would anybody buy her clothes?
jejej ok this clothing lines is better than the ONE you did in hottopic haha… !! yours suck !!
I will quote "my music and my clothes are a reflection of who i really am." Sorry Avril but if thats the case most parents dont want their girls to be like you. I would give it up now. But obviously she needs to branch out because her music career is tanking. I guess it will keep her off the streets for a couple of weeks.
Re: hello – blame canada,that' where she is from
I hate her voice.
looks AND sounds just like potatohead jr (heidi montag)
She is grasping at her own clothing line like every other celeb. Poor girl. Love the BLACK EYES
that shit looks like your crappy shit Perez.
IT'S NOT FASHION. IT'S T-SHIRT JUNK. at least, try creating some original art for your .99 cent t-shirts. stupid computer graphics put on a tee. lame
this might have worked in her favor….
five years ago.
why do you hate on her soo much perez? I did not find it hilarious, the video. Her vocab. wasn't the best, but maybe she was aiming for the tweens. You have made much worse videos, so, don't make fun of hers
Re: Canad – wtf, don't blame canada, we have hated that bitch from the beginning, its funny, you can watch interviews of her on much music from when she first started and if she is outside you will hear people walking down the street screaming "AVRIL SUCKS", it feel bad for her tho, she realizes her time is almost up and is milking her fans for all they are worth
Well at least is better than your perez!
Avril rules the world!!! Hot, Sexy, Cool & Talented.
1) she looks like she has no eyes cuz of too much eye make up
2) her clothing line = a reflection of how much of a "rocker" poser she is
3) why does she remind me of heidi montag in this?!?!
Steven Hawking can read a teleprompter and sound less robotic than her
I remember when she was insulting her "fans" for dressing like her, you know the entirely unique concept of wearing a necktie, now she wants her fans to shell out cash and dress like her. Sad when the commodity deeply believes in its own bs.
Avril Rules The World and Everything Around It!!! She´s COOL, HOT, SEXY & TALENTED.
Anyone notice that her collection is way better than Perez Hilton? He makes it so obvious that he is jealous. Also, does anyone notice how he has backed off Lily Allen? Thats cuz she put him in his place. Now he is scared that she will retaliate if he saids something too mean!!! HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Does anyone else think that she talks and sort of looks a lot like Heidi Montag??
Hey Dumb ho… you're 24 not 14.. grow up. Stop pretending to be like a teenage goth punk.. ain't happenin' anymore!! What a douchebag this girl is. She looks like Asslee simpson… both douches!! Take your crappy goth clothes and shove 'em up your ass!!
i didn't really think her speaking especially funny, but what was really funny to me was that she looked like a dead racoon the entire time. where are your eyes????? those are black holes!!!
Maybe I'm too hungry to see why this was unintentionally funny.
since everyone is wanting to look like celebrities, celebrities are going to cash in on it even more so by coming out with a clothing line. You see morons walking around vancouver thinking they are soo with the times because they are wearing Deron (beyonce) or FETISH or M. or JLo. THAT is hilarious to watch!
she reminds me of heidi montag in this…
GOD ! She's so stupid !!
she HAS THE IQ OF A 12 YEAR OLD, and her clothes were probably made in SWEAT SHOPS BY CHILDREN, and the clothes look TACKY AND CHEAP, just like AVRIL. Yeah, Im sick of this bitch, she is a fake and her makeup is so caked on, looks like you need to sandblast it off. Besides all that, her music is torture AND i know plenty of old school punk and riot girrls would would love to tear this fucking heas been apart. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not punk. she is a MUSICAL TERRORIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she needs to lay off the eyeliner for fuck's sake!!
heck her clothing line will sell better dan urs perez.
meh…better than perez "fashion" line…though that wouldnt be hard!!
I used to love her- back in fifth grade when she wrote her own stuff, wore boys clothing and ties, was depressed, had BROWN HAIR, and painted her nails with sharpie. I was never that way- (im not now either) but i liked her, and her old music that was about feelings and emotions. I saw her in concert in 5th grade when she was cool and it was awesome.
now shes a blond bimbo poser who pisses the hell out of me.
by design team does she mean people that shop at hot topic all the time…cuz most of her shit looks like it was bought or designed there…VERY ORIGINAL. atleast she wasn't saying like after every other word in this interview…stupid twat
haha well in perez videos he stands in a robe in his hello kitty bathroom squeeling like a pig about his hair and the jonas brothers! what a paedo you are perez….and like someone just said,….you tried to copy her pop-punk style for your own shit that failed in hot topic.
you have no credibility left to critisise others. w have all seen you man boobs now perez, since july 4th. it wasnt pretty either! …..so nothin you say about anyones music/clothes/body/ weight or face means anything anymore.
in words you would use…."RETIRE"
wow…how UNoriginal…she totally ripped off the purple/black striped hoodie from Obey…! (besides everything else)
OMG… Mario, you HAVE to do a separated at birth of Avril and Heidi Montaq. They look alike! And are equally stupid and boring in completely separate genres!
i think this would have worked well about 6-7 years ago. i liked her when i was in 6th grade. ha so hopefully this is designed for just kids who dont know real music yet.
She's pretty enough. But yeah, her voice sound's like a tween's and her "fashion" line looks like something from hot topic. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I shopped there like 7 years ago.
She wears too much eye makeup. I can't even see her eyes. All I see is black.
Does Avril have a lisp??
"Abbey Dawn"???? what a stupid name.
I hate Avril. She ruined punk rock and I won't be afraid to tell her if I see her. Which I won't, because I wouldn't be anywhere that douchebag is.
True she sounds 13 or 14.
But that's the age of her fans. I think it's perfect. You may not like her or her music but her management has turned this little pixie into a money making machine!
She and Heidi Montag could be twins by this point.
Look — It's Heidi Montag's long-lost sister! They should totally do a duet with eachother!
she's just being miley………. oh wait what the #*@! bitch you are not 15 stop acting like it
She looks like Chris Crocker
What is this Kohls like?? I have never heard of it. Is it where Jameie Lynn Spears lives or something?
WTF u think thiss is funny? or why do u think she looks likee a 14 yearr old? i meean likee thiss is whatt teenage girls would wearr and me as a teenage guy, i thinkk theey loook HOT on girlss ookay? whatt's so bad about it and about her? IT'S NORMAL STUFF UNLIKE THOSE OTHER CELEB LINES THATT NO GIRLL CAN WEAAR THIS IS ACTUALLY HOT…
SHE SOUNDS LIKE HEIDI MONTAG
omg she sounds like heidi from the hills
Dang. A little hatefull? Is it just me, or are the only celebs on this site that don't get crucified homosexuals? A bit of heterophobia anyone?
Fat Nipple, hi everybody OMG I love my new hair and my hello kitty bathroom like like like
Re: AmyDJ – riggggggght…… poor avril is makin money by branchin out - like any other mid grade talent and those in glass houses perez just tryin to eliminate the competition like you don't have an alterna line for teenage girls??????
Re: anne – good point!
That style is soooo over!!! I don't think she'll ever grow up
she looks fierce! love it! so hot
She sounds fine! Are you jealous of her succes in the fashion world? She's cute and can sell her product…why isn't your clothing line selling, Mr. P-Nasty?
Someone tell her she´s not a teen anymore.
I dont like her, but honestly it's not too bad. Seriously PEREZ should you really be judging fashion???? Your line is hideous what 20+,30+ adults want to wear that shit you launched at hot topic. Most people I know would never wear something like … for example that hideous shirt w/ huge comic book lookin sunglasses on it Come ON! WTF??? I was excited til I saw the shit.
Sometimes I wonder if Perez and Avril really do hate each other, or if this is all a prank between the two of them that they've been playing upon the public. Consider this: We hardly ever hear about Avril in the entertainment media nowadays — Perez is the only one who has been giving her publicity lately. Over 70,000 people have now seen this video, courtesy of Perez, which means over 70,000 people know about her new clothing line at Kohl's. Well, isn't that convenient for Avril…
she talks like Heidi Montag. Gross.
she kinda sounds like heidi montag…
lol wait a minute. She's created a clothing line so people can dress is the stuff she likes and thinks is cool? Excuse me, but isn't she the F*cktard who said she thought it was stupid for her fans to dress like her? GOD! she is sooo lame.
sorry but those are the exact type of clothes I wear and I think she has a fun style. Ill probably get some hoodies. Avril is alright and she sounded normal to me. What was she supposed to sound like? lol
Re: Lex – show me the article where Avril says "I don't want fans dressing like me" you can't. Truth is alot of female "haters" are jealous because she's fuckin hot and you people look like k.d. lang. Abbey dawn looks amazing expecially compared to shit like hiltons poor imitations, and yeah she does look and sound young so when Avril's 30 hilton will look 60.
SHE SOUNDS LIKE HEIDI MONTAGE HOLY SHIT> LOL
What should she sound like? Would you judge somebody based on the colour of their skin? no? then why would you judge somebody based on their voice? Anybody saying "she's stupid" Avril's the one living in a 10 million dollar mansion in bel air and YOUR the ones in your parents basement wasting your life away on a fuckin computer typing shit constantly about people who don't give a shit about your manufactured impressionable "opinions". I'll buy some of these clothes now from kohl's thanks perez.
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Now isn't this the pot calling the kettle black - Perez, thing about your own age and shit clothing line before you rag on someone else… must be a lovely life you are living on the inside, you delusional piece of shit
…..aaaaand I'm done my spiel, see you later perezhilton.com
It's funny hiltons artists katy perry, leona lewis, that demi girl from disney have a 6 degrees of separation from Avril, Avril's friend charlie moniz is playing bass for katy perry, Avril's songs "i will be" leona lewis and "daydream" demi. Avril has alot of great songs period her album "the best damn thing" was the third top selling album in the world for 2007 with 5.5 million copies sold, the two biggest sony bmg artists are Avril Lavigne and Alicea Keyes.
stop hatin on avril!! yall just jealous!!! jealous cuz she has a clothing line and making more money than before….
OMG!!! This is so AWESOME thanx for the promotion perez I fucking love it she's like a MODEL!!!
each time better and better and so damn beautiful!
hopefully she released her clothing line WORLDWIDE cause it sucks that is only aviable at the US now!
poor perez you're such an idiot! As always jelous of Avril Lavigne haha
but thanx for the info too
she dresses like she's 14 too.
GET SOME STYLE!!!
hey perez, she's only turning 23 in sept. lol
Gah, what a retarded cunt! it's SOOO fucking annoying how she parrots the first part of the question back!!!!
"My favorite item is…" My favorite outfit of the shoot was…"Consumers and can purchase items at…"
Anyone with part of half of a brain would have known how to make the responses sound like original, intelligent and enthusiastic. But this bitch had to have been dropped on her head one too many times.
Give me a cracked out, odd, yet clever Winehouse any day before one more second of this tripe.
woahhh avrill has a speech impediment or what???
so basically she copied hot topic and is calling it her own?
sounds like one of her songs alright!
she's the UGLIEST canadian i have ever seen
KOHLS !!!!!!! why her???????????????? BIG MISTAKE ! she has a very bad image
DONT BUY HER CLOTHES.
WHOEVER LIKES AVRIL AND HER MUSIC ARE LOSERS… no kidding
is it just me or does she have a lisp? and sound a lotttt like heidi montag?
just an fyi for you perezie, i work at kohls and the clothes are crap!!! not only are they completly unoriginal, but they are not well made. they are over priced, ugly and boring. just like avril!
she sounds like Heidi Montfag