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Awful. Hideous. Wrong.

Filed under: Canadialand > Music Minute

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Canadian rockers Nickelback are the latest musicians to get Live Nation-ed.

Why????

They suck so hard!

According to a new report, Nickelback's worldwide contract with Live Nation will cover three touring and album cycles, with an option for a fourth.

The deal also gives Live Nation rights to Nickelback recordings, DVDs, merchandise and endorsements.

No numbers were revealed.

BUT, the band's last tour, sold more than 1.5 million tickets and grossed more than $67 million.

WTF?

We just can't believe so many people paid to see them play 'music'.

Maybe it was a fluke that the band did so well?

Unlike Madonna or U2, we don't think the Nation has a "sure thing" with this investment!

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333 comments to “Awful. Hideous. Wrong.”

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  1. WTF?! says – reply to this


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    Its pretty obvious that Nickelback isn't your "type" of music….and they may not be the greatest…..but they don't SUCK!
    You probably think they suck b/c they arn't "YUMMY" Am i right?

  2. Annie says – reply to this


    302

    Nickelback rocks. They are my favorite.

  3. shut says – reply to this


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    Shut up perez! Nickleback is an amazing band I would pay to see them in a minute…. it is music…. what do YOU consider music…. kanye west?!?!?!!? fuck I can talk fast and whine… does that make me a musician?

  4. BB says – reply to this


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    Perez - you don't exactly have the best taste in music. Obviously the rest of the world agrees with me according to the CD sales…..they Rock!! Love Rockstar.

    I have 2 words for you - Jonas Brothers?????

  5. Kim says – reply to this


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    jen: you just must be such a fascinating and articulate person……wow, we all wish we could be you. NOT

  6. Ana says – reply to this


    306

    They don't suck at all…you're wrong about this one.

  7. jonni says – reply to this


    307

    So the Jonas Brothers and Lilley Allen are good but NB sux? Riiiiiight! Gay on P-Dummy……lol

  8. Someo says – reply to this


    308

    Wow, I think I might be banned from posting comments about Madonna with my regular name (alexandra). Anyhow, Madonna is an old slut who needs to dye her roots! She is no different than the strippers he usually screws, just better paid!

  9. DH says – reply to this


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    Hey now, there is absolutly nothing wrong with this band. I don't understand why everyone dislikes them SO much. Their music isn't bad, I quite like it and Chad is a VERY nice guy, he's always at The Roxy in Vancouver, B.C.
    So quit bashing him and his band. It must be a jealousy thing I'm assuming.

    Anyways, I hope they decide to come to Vancouver, I'll jump on that wagon SO quickly! Weeooo!!!



  10. 310

    Perez you really don't have the right to "review" Nickleback. I mean … come on … you're the guy that love's Madonna's synth "music" … you do tend to have bubblegum taste. At least these guys are talented ROCK musicians. Have no fear Nickleback - you've got tonnes of fanz who know what making music is really about.

  11. mom says – reply to this


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    They are awesome. I have seen them twice and will continue to see them whenever they play close by. Even my 6 year old is a fan of their music. Being small town boys from Alberta only makes them sweeter.

  12. mari says – reply to this


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    correct me if Im wrong….but isn't this comming from the same ass hole that has actually admitted to not just tolerating, but actually liking "music" sung by HEIDI FUCKING MONTAG?????? Also the same tool bag that dances around like a 13 year old girl to Mylie Cyrus? enough said

  13. SHARP says – reply to this


    313

    NICKLEBACK ROCKS!!! YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE WORDS!!!! GO NICKLEBACK I CANT WAIT TO GO TO A CONCERT!!!

  14. Canuc says – reply to this


    314

    Perez - Canada does not love you so quit putting that on your blog. We love Nickelback even if they are not our cup of tea!

  15. nicke says – reply to this


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    Oh Preze … you've hit a very sore note with your Canadian Fans. Nickelback is a truely great Canadian band. Wish you would take back what you said ..

  16. MEMEE says – reply to this


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    OH NO YOU DI'NT! Nickleback VS. Madonna???? but how can you compare a rock band with electronically altered voices and computer generated music????? I'm from their home town and believe me, we'll take Nickleback over the gay movement mascots any day!

  17. Shell says – reply to this


    317

    Perez Nickelback kicks ass. 95% of the music you post on here is crap. I'm not surprised you don't like them.

  18. laure says – reply to this


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    yo perez, laurent bourque here.
    fuck i hate nickelback. no one really likes them. i dont een know OF people that like them

  19. Chadi says – reply to this


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    Nickelback is garbage. They are a sorry excuse for suburbanites to feel rebellious without actually doing anything rebellious. All of their songs sound the same. I have a group on facebook, called "I bet I can find 69,000 people who hate Nickelback" type that bad boy in and youll see me. I am the creator.

  20. Kris says – reply to this


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    I LOVE NICKELBACK!!! I PAID TO SEE THEM IN CONCERT THE PAST 3 YEARS IN A ROW!!! AND I WOULD PAY TO SEE THEN AGAIN!!! THEY ARE THE POST KOOLEST BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!

  21. Emma says – reply to this


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    I am Canadian and can't stand the fact that Nickelback is too. I don't know one person who likes them….who the hell is buying all their shit. They are horrible and when their music plays I dodge towards the radio or leave stores sometimes. I hate Nickelback…they are aweful and sorry that they are Canadian. They play on the radio sooo much more here because of Canadian broadcasting laws to play a certain percentage of Canadian music.

  22. r says – reply to this


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    not everyone likes little girlie girlie music - u are such a biast pig

  23. stace says – reply to this


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    wow perez you are so wrong
    even over here in aust!
    we FUCKING LOVE NICKLEBACK….
    THEY SHOULD COME OVER HERE AND TOUR!
    go back to ear bashing avril or britney- people with zero talent

  24. Tori says – reply to this


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    You are an idiot Perez! I went to their concert, and they kick ass! The only kind of music you like is all done on computers, so shut up. Nickelback is awesome.

  25. FUK-U says – reply to this


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    YOU DON'T KNOW MUSIC! JUST BECAUSE IT ISN'T UBER-FAG TECHNO DRAG QUEEN TABLE DANCER CRAP DOESN'T MEAN IT ISN'T GOOD MUSIC!

    ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE

    KEEP YOUR OPINIONS ON MUSIC TO YOURSELF, YOU ASS MINER!

  26. ali says – reply to this


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    as if you have a right to be saying anything. . .about anyone who plays/sings music for their living. . .i mean, come on. . .

  27. marth says – reply to this


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    yeah. they are shit. all their songs sound the same :(

  28. Dillo says – reply to this


    328

    maybe you should see nickelback before you bash them
    theyre one of the best bands LIVE because theyre THAT DAM GOOD.
    maybe you should stop listening to fag music like fuckin katie perry.
    and then maybe ud appreciate it more

  29. Tracy says – reply to this


    329

    I love the music and their live perofrmance is absolutely AMAZING!!!!! They are a must see band and I think people will be drawn to the concert as not everyone likes techno pop.



  30. 330

    Nickelback is suweeet! Don't mess with your readers dude.



  31. 331

    NICKELBACK IS AWESOME !!!!!!!!

  32. Ash says – reply to this


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    you have bad taste in music Perez.

  33. K says – reply to this


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    oh, i like some of their songs - and rockstar is just sooooo much fun… love the lyrics!!!!!

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