Your First Look
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Say hello to Jamie Lynn's little girl, Maddie Briann.
Mother and daughter are featured in the new issue of OK! magazine.
Maddie looks super cute.
Jamie Lynn? Very good but way over-Photoshopped and with too much makeup!
Posted: July 9, 2008 at 1:28 am




Re: Erica –
only bitch is the one in your picture cha-chow
that thing is not cute, it looks a little like a potato head.
Re: e –
??? all my friends named alexis and brianna do not come from white trash parents…
White TRASH. No one even cares. Very few comments here on Perez's site. Stupid of OK magazine to pay this white trash lots of money, because no one cares. This Spears trash belongs right where there are — in some small, piss-ant southern hick town where they can lay around and eat cheddar cheese. Now, the most exciting thing in Jamie Lynn's life is a trip to Wal Mart. What a JOKE. Sorry Lynn… you may actually have to get a job. You can't whore out Jamie Lynn Fatso anymore! And Britney is OVER!!! Hahahahaa!
wishing an innocent baby to die is pretty pathetic. what did it or jamie lynn do to you for you to be so mad about? she had a baby oh no..get a fucking life. and hope that when you have kids SIDS NEVER OCCURS!! you must have a horrible life to be so angry. and wishing britney to burn bc she has problems? dont we all.. including you!! hope u like the feel of burning bc you're going to be going to hell if you act at all like you talk..
Got the money! Now raise your kid!
I'm actually disgusted that a mother would allow pictures of this embarrassment to society on a magazine. Your a piece of shit SPEARs family.
she looks like mini-me, literally.
All this world needs is more Spears.
How long before that baby spreads HER legs and takes in a load of redneck sperm? A week? A month? Sure didn't take her mommy long to do it!
OMG!! That bayybe luks just lik maayy!! I cant wait till i can feed IT sum cheetos and that fancy coffe I lik so much and take it ridin in the car car with one of the nice child seats of course!
Teenage mothers (and fathers) make me sick. I actually want to spit on them when I see them. Yeah, yeah they may be taking responsibility for having sex and getting pregnant, but I still think it's DISGRACEFUL seeing children raising children.
You listen here kiddies! Keep your little peepees and little vajayjays locked the fuck up! It's no fun raising a kid… I'm an adult and I wouldn't want to raise one, and thank god I don't have any. I feel privileged to be child-free!
I think she looks amazing for just having a baby. Give the girl a break!
the kid looks like the daddy
Don't worry, Lynn Spears. Baby Maddie Briann will get her period in about 12 years. Then you can find some redneck boy to fuck her and get her pregnant. Then you can sell the story and the baby pics to OK magazine and get MORE money. So just relax Lynn. Only 12 years and 9 months until you get more money.
Congrats 2 Jamie Lynn, I hope she stay's happy and healthy and keeps her kid out of the spot light
the baby is cute and very lucky its life will be easy street. i hope this woman lives modestly and does not allow her older sister to spoil her child rotten, goes to college, and keeps a good head on her shoulders unlike older sis. gl
Nothing is wrong with a teenager being a mother. Stop being sexist and cruel and calling her a slut and a whore… She has done nothing wrong. For all of you calling her child a bastard and her a whore, who must think that loving someone and having sex are the epitome of evil, are you virtuous? Have you ever had sex? If you have, then you have no right to judge her based on your barbaric and cruel "standards."
There both cute!
Hey perez you fatass your 15 min is almost up
Re: xusze – Yes, teenagers are mature enough to raise children, yet you can't have maturity enough to refrain from judging people. Wanting to spit on them? Really? Did you ever bother to think that not everyone chose to have sex? Some victims of rape choose to keep their children if they get pregnant, rather than get an abortion…think of that next time you see a young girl with a child and feel like spitting on her…
Omg, so cute!!!!
Re: xusze –
please keep it that way mrs certifiable
haha.. im cracking up reading all these negative comments. how low of a person can you be that this interests you enough to get your panties all up in a wad over, hell some even irate? is your life that boring and dull? do you even have lives? wow… this is so so very sad!!!!!!! LMFAO!!! more important things in the world and life is too short.. "adults" PLEASE grow up, not only for society's sake but your own. this is way too pathetic
omg people,that's a baby,it CAN'T be ugly,it's just not in it's nature!!! (vanes,Uproar,ew,pls,just SHUT UP!!!)
exactly what part of this baby is ugly? shes ADORABLE!
but i still resent the fact that jamie's flaunting her baby to the public already.. or at all.. it's sad that everyones praising her like this. what is she thinking?
wow all you guys are little emo freaks huh? you sit and your room on the computer all day with a ipod stuck in your brain with no real friends. 'slut' 'cunt' 'whore' 'hoe' wow real fucking mature. but then again aren't all of u still in highschool??? this is the first and last time I follow a link to perezhilton for anything- all it is is a bunch of emo highschool kids with no friends but their therapists commenting the world with their 10th grade iq of nothing. like your opinion matters anyways.
what ever happened to graduating from high school, going to college, getting married, having money to support yourself THENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN having a baby. jamie and her baby are beautiful but its just pretty irresponsible and wrong.
is she even old enough to breast feed?
///wheres her baby daddy?
\\\shirtless photos ?
I SMELL PREMARITAL BABY TURDS!
Re: xusze –
LOL!!! Are you mental? Go ahead and spit while I call the police to have you locked up! Hopefully they pass you onto an institution since you appear to be harm to yourself and others! LOLLLLLL I'd laugh in your nutcase face! LOL!!!
Re: sexy –
actually airhead, what you are describing is a rather NEW phenomenon.
what happened to knowing your history??
ashley tisdale is next. she's got a noticable bump in those beach pictures. she looks like shes sucking it in on most of them.
awww! I cant wait to read the interview and see more pictures of her Thursday. Congrats to Jamie Lynn & Casey on having such a healthy beautiful little girl.
This site is kind of scary. It shows what the world is coming to, or what it all ready is.
Wishing for a innocent babies death, hating a baby?!?! Iv'e seen some of the most vulgar human beings on this site.
Its quite frightening.
awh that baby is toooo cute!
Re: James –
You have got to be kiddin' me! There is most definitely something wrong with being a teen parent. Children shouldn't take on adult responsibilities, plain and simple. It' not fair to the child that is having the baby and it's not fair to the baby that's born to a child.
My sister became pregnant with her first child at 16 and had her baby just after her 17th bday. She thought she was in love and now 10 years and one more child later (thank goodness the kids have the same father, but I digress) she struggles to raise them herself. The kids father is a dead-beat, who doesn't want to work or go to school. The dude barely takes care of his kids. Yet they think he's the shit and they think their mom is full of shit. My sister put herself through college, graduated, makes a decent amount of money at her job, and still plans on getting her masters degree. And Damn it! It's a struggle for her. She hasn't been the best mom, but she's trying. I look at her, I think she looks older than I do at times…. I feel sorry for her because I feel like she has no sense of self, everything is about the kids (as it should be) but she didn't have a childhood. I find that really sad. People deserve to progress in age appropriate stages of life, not 0 to 15-16 then adulthood. It's not right.
Rant over.
Teenage parents is nothing to exploit but then again we are talking about the white trash family of the country. Dumb ass hillbillies.
Teenage parents is nothing to exploit but then again we are talking about the white trash family of the country. Dumb ass hillbillies.
Maybe you need an assistant? I hate to say it but you are not posting as much as you could. Perez you need some serious staff to keep up your mediocre hollywood website.
They both are adorable !. How can you say a babyy is ugly!?
Um…By the way. It's probably not photoshopped. Sixteen year olds look that way. Perfect skin etc. That's the one thing that's good about being a teenager! It's only make up. Something the young girls don't really need but always insist on using. So funny. When you get older you wish for the days when you don't need make up. Why don't we realise this at the time????
what's with all the stupid kiddy names….
briann sounds more like a guys name.
she's going to have a hard time at school.
i know i would bully the shit out of her with a name like that.
Re: xusze –
Really? You'd spit on your sister? Um, you really need to quit making up stories on imaginary siblings.. I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOUR potentially REAL SISTER TO HAVE A FAMILY AS AWFUL AS YOURS! I HOPE SHE NEVER LEAVES YOU ALONE WITH HER CHILD!! SCARY!
The baby is cute. But i can't believe Jamie Lynn got pregnate so early. Woww
You'd spit on your sister *and her child*??? HOLY COW DO YOU NEED HELP!!!!
Awww, just look at that little bastard child!
A little whore in the making, just like her momman and her auntie. Skanky little bitches, aren't they? She's got nothing to be smiling about, she should be hiding her head from the embarrassment of not knowing how to correctly use birth control. Stupid bitch!
To all my haters;
At least I'm not wishing death on an innocent child. That's beyond cruel.
Anyway-
I get the whole the rape scenario, I feel badly for them, but I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about the idiot teenagers(and even adults) who knowingly have sex, but don't think about how a child will present obstacles for them in the future.
And I beg to differ with the person that said teens are mature enough to raise kids… bullshit! Yes, there are some that will step up to the plate (like my sister) and take care of their kids, but a lot will fail and fail miserably.
Yes, I said I wanted to spit on teen parents, but I would never do it. I may sound crazy, but would never do crazy stuff like that. So, what's wrong with feeling disgusted by them? Yeah it may judgmental, but I can't help it. I often wonder where the hell these teen parents parents are? Why aren't CHILDREN being taught that sex is something you do later in life or if CHILDREN are being taught sex education, why aren't they listening? What is it going to take to get teenagers to see that sex shouldn't be important so soon?
Re: donni –
Your probably thinking its pronounced Brian, but its like: Bree Anne
aw azhat, are you about to pop a blood vessel or something? bwahahahahahahahaha.. poor baby.. its so easy to wind you up aint it! jealous little sucker u r! hey at least it aint an aborted bastard! bwahahahahahahahahahaha
aw azhat, are you about to pop a blood vessel or something? bwahahahahahahahaha.. poor baby.. its so easy to wind you up aint it! jealous little sucker u r! hey at least it aint an aborted bastard tossed into a trash bin and loved by nobody! bwahahahahahahahahahaha
"I get the whole the rape scenario, I feel badly for them, but I'm not talking about them. I'm talking about the idiot teenagers(and even adults) who knowingly have sex, but don't think about how a child will present obstacles for them in the future."
The point is you wouldn't know the difference. You don't know anybody's circumstances and still sit there and judge willing to spit on somebody!
"I may sound crazy"
Good, you made the first step by acknowledgement and now time to seek help!
It's a pity to see someone like you having a sister who you really do not deserve! I can tell she is strong and loving.. you on the other hand don't deserve anything like that in your presense. It's just sad how you think of your own flesh and blood.
wow,what a cute baby!verrry pretty! i think she's gonna grow up to be gorgeous! she's gonna date all the male celebrity kids when she grows up! beautiful baby,very beautiful!good for j..and j is prettier than britney anyway,and she can act way better than brit
Wya to photoshopped, yes the baby is cute, but it is rediculous KIDS HAVING KIDS….with all the information and education out there it is not acceptable to be having kids at 15, plug your box
the baby is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute and she is so young to have one her sister shoud have one not her but i like her
Re: Porn –
I don't know if you have siblings, but my sisters and I talk to each other several times a day and we value each others opinions and there is no bullshit between any of us.
I'd would never spit on my sister (or my other two sisters), but let me tell you, I wanted to when she told me she was pregnant. I got over it though. She knew how I felt about teens and sex, so she knew I was going to be angry. Like I said, I got over it. What could I do? Nothing. I've told her that I wished should would've waited to have kids and she agreed. It's too late now for her to think that way, but she realizes now it was a mistake that she was in a hurry to do "grown up" stuff.
Re: xusze – you're a virgin aren't you? a bitter, old, lonely woman. seroiusly.. even just saying you'd spit on teen parents.. i agree kids shouldn't have kids.. but god.. you're a bitch.
Re: Shawn –
Before you feel you are equipped to give worldy advice to another person out in the real world, please finish your education and gain some experience; your grammar is atrocious. So much worldy advice from a kid who (likely rarely ventures outside the door) cannot even spell 8th grade words. Arrogance is bliss and so is stupidity. Probably even a virgin which makes it all the more idiotic for you to open your mouth.
Aw, the baby is so adorable. Look at it clenching its fists and holding its arms close to its body. Aw, I wish I could have another baby!!!
Re: haya –
Uh, are you saying Britney should have a kid? Britney should have one? OMFG ARE YOU NUTS?????
Re: xusze
You disgust me and deserve to be spit on! Her children are not "mistakes". You on the other hand are a bitter wreck who needs mental therapy!
It's not about being "in a hurry" or "grown up", it's about trying your best to work through what you are dealt in life. Most unplanned pregnancies are just that= unplanned! Are you misses perfect? Wow, if so you are very alone in that spot!
My guess is that she talks to you just because she has nobody else and the bad part is that you probably make her feel lousy for her choices because not only are you emotionally inept but you are incapable of an adult conversation due to your bigotry and you yourself are irresponsible in your actions. What's done is done. It's time to move on and stop being so hateful and resentful against your sister. Don't be an asshole against the only family you have. You have a short time on this planet= use it wisely!!!!!!!
Re: xusze –
geez louise, looks like you are having a tougher time with this than your sister. do you have a life? you seem so preoccupied with everyone else's life and dont have one to live yourself. no kids and husband either? pity you!
What a whore.
hey whore, GGGGORGEOUS baby you have.. you look good 2! KEEP IT UP GIRL!
This article will send the wrong message to millions of teenage girls around the country.
UGLY!!!!!!
UGLY!!!!!!!
UGLY!!!!!!
FUCKING UGLY!!!!
the baby is soo cute, but hopefully it won't be or look as irresponsible as Jamie Lynn Spears.
Re: Suzy –
Hahahaha I was just about to correct that bigoted fuck. High five. Astigmatism hahahahahahahahaha.
See this is the kind of shit I'm talking about. All you hateful ass people wanna preach and bitch when in actuality, Jesus holds people like Jamie Lynn closest to his heart. Sure she made a mistake but weren't we all boning someone by 15? Yes…we were and don't deny it. And all you fucks that wanna throw the word "bastard" around are probably the ones that got abortions. At least this kid's doing the right thing.
That skunk hairdo doesn't look good on Jamie Lynn. The coloring is just not flattering. Seems like Britney got all the looks in that family, before she let herself go that is.
Why are you guys being so cruel to my sister?
she has done nothing wrong, okay i may have done some bad stuff and mucked up but its got nothing t do with her.
or baby Maddie, leave them alone Perez and your stupid load of "fans".
have you got nothing better to do.
B. x
Re: kylie – NO Photoshop or retouching at all? ("Just makeup" huh?) Are you retarded?
ALL! photos in magaziens are retouched/airbrushed in one way another. Yes, ALL. It does not matter if the person is 18 or 40, THERE IS *SOME* SORT OF RETOUCHING GOING ON. *ALWAYS*.
looks like casey, poor girl
Re: xusze – AGREED 100% (with ALL your comments, actually). YOU GO GIRL!
Awsome! Let's all celebrate premarital sex and teen pregnancy! Yoo hoo!
That being said, it's not the kids fault, leave her alone, you self righteous little bitch. Yeah, I'm talking to you Tyler. Closet case.
Re: dary – Umm, did she SAY she did not have a husband? Why do you just assume that? (She just said she was "thankful she didn't have KIDS"…)
Trust me sweety, there are many, MANY! men out there not desperate to have kids and base their self-worth around it, let alone many WOMEN as well! GASP! SHOCK! OMG! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???!!!!! *rolls eyes*
If anyone, I pity people like YOU and your horrifically old fashioned/outdated and hypocritical/senseless views on what people "should" and should not do with their lives. Get a life–and your OWN IDENTITY.
Re: Weebl – No. I wasn't having sex at 15. Not all of us grew up next door to you in "White-Trash-Slutville, West Virginee".
Re: snizz – Go crawl back under the rock you came from you fucking cunt
I am sorry, that's a fugly baby. Yes people, babies can be ugly too, we all know it.
If you go to Ok's website and look at the cover, it's WAY more Photoshopped than this little pic.
Why are is the media glamorizing that a teenager had a baby? She is way too young and something should be done to deter other kids from having kids!
Re: ummm? –
On the subject of spitting on teen parents: I said I wanted to do it, but I already said I wouldn't do it, get the hell over it, people! If it makes you feel better, I want to spit on pro-lifers more (I feel another barrage a comin'). They make me angrier than teen parents.
Actually, I am a bitch and I'm proud of it. Why beat around the bush when talking about something? If you feel a certain way about something, say it. Life's to short for bullshit. Not a virgin, late bloomer, that's all and very proud of that too… I'm no prude that's for sure.
ADORABLE!!!
Re: CeH –
CeH, I've gotten over that fact that my sister has her kids. I'm an aunt now and there's nothing I can do about it.
My sisters pregnancies were not unplanned and she finally admitted it. Like I said in another post, she is my half sister, I feel had she lived with our family growing up, not been on such a long leash, and not been around her sister in law, whom had her first two kids (and has 6 total now) by the time she was 18 as role mode, I don't think she would've gotten pregnant.
The word "mistake" was not meant for my sister's kids, it was meant for her actions, i.e. she now knows it was a mistake to have had sex when she did and it was a mistake believing that her and her ex would be together forever.
Let me tell you something, my sister has so many friends that she talks to, and you what? Most of them got pregnant around the time or after my sister did. Oh and did I mention they all went to an all girls Catholic school? Lotta good that did them. She definitely has more people to talk to besides me.
I treat my sisters and all my family members with respect and I get it return. I may be a bitch, but never an asshole, that's just the way it is.
Forget about how cute they are asshole. This is a 16-year old dumbass who got knocked up by a child molester, and produced a bastard.
for fuck sakes people dont take it out on the baby
its never the childs fault, yes Jamie did something stupid but its not her kids fault its usually the fault of the parents
OMG Maddie is sooo cute! She's going to grow up and be soo gorgeous!
and to the people that are saying this child is ugly, get a fucking life. I can't believe that you would call such an innocent child something horrible.
if you want to see an ugly baby, wait until ashlee pops out hers!
Oh let's celebrate teenage pregnancy. Lynn Spears should be so proud.
Awwww. Look at the little bastard child. NEXT!
Wow!! I figured there would be some comments about teen pregnancy blah blah blah, but some of you are beyond disgusting! Do I condone teen pregnancy? NO. But, guess what? shit happens! I give her credit for having her child and being a mother. Life will be different for her, probably not hard because of all her money and stuff, but different. It looks like she's doing ok so far. The baby is adorable, and how you can say she has too much makeup on is beyond me. Photoshopped, yes, but too much makeup?? I wish them the best!
This baby is an abomination!!! ABOMINATION!!!!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE DAD I GUESS….BABIES CHANGE FEATURES ALL THE TIME………..
hey perez i had i dream i was bashing your head on a table trying to kill you. crazy.
So how much money do you think she prositituted her baby for? Already starting out making SHIT choices. Do yourself a favor Jamie Lynn, Don't take advice from your mom OR your sister!
Re: dary –
Can't you read! I'm over it! The thing I'm not over is teens having sex. What is the big rush? Jesus, doesn't anyone know what masturbation is (I told there is no bullshit from me)? That's much better than having a baby around, don't ya think? You're right, I don't have a husband, but I've been with my boyfriend for 7 years. No one dares asks us when were getting married or when were gonna have kids because everyone knows that's not what our life intends to be. Some people are on this planet to have children and some are not. I'm a some are not and so is my boyfriend. I told him from the beginning that I didn't want kids (I knew at 10 yrs old) and he couldn't believe it. He thought having kids is what all woman wanted to do. Not me, I like our dogs too much. So don't pity me, my life is exactly where I want it to be.
WAVES to AGREE and WTF!!! Yeah! I have supporters.
Re: Taylor –
Hey Dumbass:
It's a stigma, not astigmatism. Astigmatism is an eye condition, you ignorant fuck!
sorry kids, but all pc aside, xcuze's frank opinion is pretty much what every educated adult thinks but wouldn't dare utter. but, when you're strolling your baby around proudly in the mall, with your medicaid cards hidden out of sight in that diaper bag and you notice all the glares…yep, they're all thinking the same thing. and the ones who deny it and proclaim they'd never judge…ask them what they REALLY feel, w/ all the pc bs aside.
oh, and keep that medicaid card hidden. that's one of the main reasons people disapprove…we're tired of supporting your children.
Cute… Hope Jamie Lynn is a better mom than her sister
she looks photoshopped because they had to put a smile on her face. who is that young and happy to have a baby?
this pimping out your babies is getting out of control! Now Hussein and Shelly are giving themselves a make over by pimping out their kids on access hollywood.
Isn't Maddie something you name your dog?
Well its a baby!! Most babies do look cute….*wondering* how much she got for that exclsuive interview, pic photo shoot?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Beautiful!!
Congrats.
And so far the kid looks just like Casey!!
Keep up, be strong.And as always, keep God front and center and He will continue to bless you all!
Hollywood can't make a decent movie, no decent music, Obama dissing Americans cause we're to stupid to speak French, while he and Michelle try to make themselves look like regular folks pimping out their kids on a gossip program. Welcome to Change, yes we can, pimp out our kids ,watch us