Your First Look
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Say hello to Jamie Lynn's little girl, Maddie Briann.
Mother and daughter are featured in the new issue of OK! magazine.
Maddie looks super cute.
Jamie Lynn? Very good but way over-Photoshopped and with too much makeup!
Posted: July 9, 2008 at 1:28 am




It drives me MAD to see how everyone is making it acceptable that this young teenage girl got pregnant. Teen pregnancy is not ok, & should be frowned upon. I realize it's going to happen, but still, it's not a good thing. Not all teenage girls are a Spears with millions of dollars to assist in raising a child! She's a child herself!
Congrats, Jamie Lynn and Casey, your baby girl is beautiful. Maddie is a very sweet name.
UNDERAGE SLUT WHORE, WHO SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF !
xusze - I applaud you for knowing that you don't want children and for most of your views-I never even thought of spitting on teen mothers. I have known girls who have gotten pregnant as a teen and very few are happy now. alot live with their families in houses that weren't meant for 2 families, grandmas are acting as the parent while the parents work at crappy jobs. One I grew up with got pregnant in the 10th grade , dropped out and got married. She thought that she was 'so grown up' compared to us. flash foward-she is living in a lower cost of living state, is a grandma when some her age are having children still. Her husband -who felt pressured to get married- cheats on her constantly-she puts up with it because she has never really had a job and would not be able to support herself. she talks like someone who never completed school, smokes pot all day and says 'cool' constantly. She grew up but really, never did. Sad.
A trainwreck just waiting to happen. Hope grandma Lynn enjoys raising kids. Soon she will have small ones under her roof while Brit and Jamie are showing their vajayjays.
congratulation on her birth, but if she wants her child to have a normal life, she won't put her new baby infront of a magazine and she needs to show her daughter that education is better when she try to go to college and forget holloywood for now, because it messed her up in the first place.
Re: Taylor –
wow…
it's like the idiot pot calling the idiot kettle….an idiot
'the horrible astigmatism'?
i thing you mean STIGMA
shouldn't you be in summer school?
P.S.- maddie briann is the most redneck white trash name ever, but it's what i'd expect from dumbass irresponsible, bad example setting jamie lynn or whatever the fuck her name is
of course she's over-photoshopped! in order for more american girls to agree to breed breed breed to send their kids off to war, they need to believe that giving birth and all that is FUN and ATTRACTIVE. never mind that kids don't realize it costs a lot of money for Jamie Lynn's makeup or the photography to make her as a new mom look good.
She is 17 years old! WHY does she have a hair color that looks grey??????
Re: benis –
live and let live, motherfucker. people are gonna say what they want, and you either suck it up and accept it, or waste your short life bitching about it. choose.
it seems perez you haven't been posting as much lately… i guess you're too busy SELLING OUT
Awww. They're both so beautiful!
I think she would be a good mommy.
if this just doesn't make the jr high kiddies run out and try to get knocked up…
She looks freakin 35! Guess thats what happens when you grow up too fast. Poor thing, hope having a baby doesn't cause the post-partem it did w/ her sister. Who cares if she is "pretty" that is not what the story is really about people. of course, she is "cute", she has money and people to do that for her, but she needs to keep her pants on and be a good role model for kids that watch her show.
thats fucked up
what
Why the fuck are you glorifying this un-wed, trailer trash, teenage, highschool drop out for popping a kid, and then trashing the stable, married, Kidman-Urbans for having a baby?
I am willing to bet that 99.5% of the girls that responded to this post would kill to look like this kid and I am 100% certain that there is not 1 guy in the world that wouldn't hit her… even after pushing out the kid..
cute baby so cute!!!!!!!
Re: allen – Curious to know what makes her a whore and a piece of trash?
Cute little bastard! Too bad the little white trash larva has no chance in life coming from that corner of the gene pool. Children should not be having children. Plus, with mental illness (possibly bipolar) in the family, that is a lot to deal with, I know from experience (from my wife's family). Good luck to her, she will definately need it!
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oh! She's adorable! and Jamie looks wonderful too!
good for her she can show brit how to be a real mom.. though i dont condone her having kids at 17 too young.. she should have gone out had fun with her friends, do kids things. oh well she will grow up fast
everyone who is saying nasty comments……………those comments are saying alot more about you than jamielynne and her baby!!
britney is mentally ill, not surprising seeing as the life she grew up n being hounded by paparazzi. get well soon britney.
so dont call britney a slut and then judge jamielynne just cause of what has ahppened to britney.
and dont call a baby ugly. they all are funny looking anyway. and its 2008 are we not past callin kids "bastards" . lots of 16 year olds have sex. jamielynne had an accident and was brave enough to have this child, not go have an abortion.
she seems like a sensible girl with a head on her shoulders who is focused on taking care of her baby. thats responsible. the way ye are speaking…would you prefer if jamie was ashamed and resented this child? wouldnt that negativity rub off onto this innocent child?
think about what your saying nd imagine you yourselves raising an innocent child with this negativity!! SHAME? you should be ashamed of yourelves!!
if anyone has read this, thank you, i know it was long. people. back off and let her get on with her life, it was hte public that made bitney ill, dont ye see it? im disgusted
all u people are sick talking about a BABY…leave her alone!! Gorgeous baby congrats jamie lynn and good luck!!
Re: xusze – I thank God that you don't have any also. Kids aren't for everyone. My daughter is 20 and doesn't want any kids. Although she may change her mind I am glad she is honest about it. I think that you are too hard on others though. I volunteer at our crisis pregnancy center and have seen a lot of girls/women in a crisis situation. Not killing a baby is the goal first, learning not to end up pregnant is next. Say no, use birth control, give the baby up for adoption or raise it yourself. Too many teens are having babies but no need to want to spit on anyone. It's surprising how many females are so uneducated about relationships and their bodies. And boys/men……show some restraint and respect.
liver alone cheese just a kid krazi
aww the baby is sooo cute and jamie lynn looks good and healthy, too. but still, i dont realyl care what she says…this baby will mess up her life whether she knows it right now or not.
Kids having kids… Fcuk this beotch! That baby is fugly too.
cute baby…congrats to jamie lynn!!
omg..how sad are people to come on and actually harass a new born and a teen mom…
im sure jamie lynn understands that its guna be hard…no need to write it all over the interent
hope other and baby are doin well…congrats to BOTH parents
btw britney rocks!!
:):):):)
xoxo
Her hair looks shiteous!! It looks gray in the front. Bad coloring I'm guessing. And that cut makes her look like an old lady also. Step it up girl, you gotta be one of those hot moms, even if you don't live in hollywood and are only 17. :p
So the little whore finally had her illegitimate child. Who cares about white trash like this.
her baby is UGLY!!!
Ugh - It drives me bananas that she is glamorizing teen pregnancy. Awesome, great role model.
re:von k
I'm sorry but when stupid people say they want to grab a newborn by the legs and bash her head on a rock thats alittle much you don't think? What the fuck is wrong with you people to even think that? Would you think it's ok to say that about you're kids? Your right life is to short and thats fine if u want to live and let live but I think anyone who wishes harm on anyones children needs some kind of help. Who ever wrote that isn't a normal person…it's just disturbing. Espeially because my daughther was born on the same day as Maddie. My baby is the same age! Does that make her a whore too?
Re: *wick –
no wick, most adults ACT like adults, not teenage highschoolers bullying people around. hahaha, if that was it idiot then why all the hate on this board? is jamie lynn on welfare? haha it truly has little to do with it; thats a common misconception- you see people need something to hate and the media delivers this as an outlet for poor people to feel better about themselves by degrading others. same as with other demographics and situations in our society we are told by the media it is ok to belittle.
do you think our media would let society know that CORPORATE WELFARE is more than three times that of social welfare and we are talking RICH corps like walmart getting subsidies! HELL NO, they'd lose all their advertisers. You are just as dumb as most americans. I truly pity your ass. I'd much rather my tax dollars go towards CHILDREN than BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS that DONT NEED HELP!
re=2525329]Re: WTF[/re]
you must be another one without ANYBODY (husband or children) in your life! I PITY YOU!
and yes that poster did say she was childless.. exactly what i expected. sad when nobody wants yoU! please continue to not allow your defected genes to proliferate
I just realized something.
The internet is an outlet for the MENTALLY ILL to express their thoughts; most of the comments on this thread and others prove so. I hope most of you do not have children because they really should be taken away by CPS asap!
Wick, you are a prime example of the stupifying of America!
WELL WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS ANOTHER WALMART-SHOPPING GUTTER TRASHBOX LADY! ANYBODY WHO SHOPS AT WALMART IS LOW CLASS TRASH! REMEMBER THAT AS I'D SPIT ON ANYBODY WHO SHOPS THERE!
Re: nizza –
get a life… no really… get a LIFE outside your computer
Re: *wick –
That's because most Americans are NOT educated or enlightened. I'm not talking about textbook education…. but you are too lame-minded to realize anything outside the perpetuated stigmatizations that Americans are told to release their anger at. Fighting for the wrong things is the reason our country is in the dire state its in. People have their priorities completely skewed and the sheep follow anything they are force-fed on the "TEEVEE" or other media platforms.. it's really a shame.
Why does Jamie Lynn's hair look grey?! Poor little baby.
Perfect little baby with absolutely nothing wrong with it with a beautiful looking mother. But now people are not allowing natural selection to take its course and just anybody is trying to procreate when naturally they really shouldn't. Same with people trying to save those that are deformed or have handicaps, without modern tech those people would not be able to survive and they very well shouldn't. We need our gene pool clean for future generations. Nothing worse than UGLY wrinkled FAT OBESE bags trying to get knocked up! DISGUSTING! The perfect age to get pregnant biologically is between 20-24. Remember that and have nobody to blame but yourself you waited so long. Honestly, you have no right to have children that may be born disabled and just a burden on society with bad genes that might be carried to the next generation. SICK! Honestly this teen is in the same boat as old bag mothers! BOTH SHOULD NOT PROCREATE! THERE IS A PERFECT TIME TO HAVE CHILDREN BOTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY AND IT's In YOUR TWENTIES AND VERY EARLY THIRTIES! Past that you really have no business having children! I laugh when I see these old women with big bellies! UNBELIEVABLE! LOOKS LIKE A FREAK OF NATURE!
WAYYY too much make-up on — why? I don't understand? She's 17, what kind of 17 year old needs that much make-up on…. TG she's rich and famous, if not she'd be shitting bricks right about now.
You people are fucking sick. It's a BABY. An innocent little baby. Very big of you to call it ugly.
Re: *wick –
Please don't tell me you are this uneducated. You are worried about tax dollars and you are taking it out on some woman on welfare? Are you f'king kidding me? You know the economics costs alone with the War in IRAQ is estimated to be between 4 -5 TRILLION, right? BOY ARE YOU STUPID!
XSU, you would spit on someone? Exactly what part of the ghetto were you raised in. There are people in the ghetto with more class. YOU ARE LOW CLASS TRASH! THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I'VE HEARD ON HERE! Nobody wants a disease from you either! Keep your spit to yourself (I would tell any wild monkey the same).
Re: nizza – Re: snizz – - You two are scum and evil in its purest form. I know nothing about Jamie Lynn, but i know her baby could have been born into far worse circumstances, ie. either of your families. I wish them every happiness. I can't say i wish the same for you two. Shame on you.
Well, there's no doubt abot whose baby that is now…
Re: kimv –
FOR FUCK'S SAKE! GET OVER THE SPITTING ON TEEN PARENTS ALREADY! I SAID I WOULDN'T ACTUALLY DO IT! I said it just to show how disgusted I get when I see these teen parents.
Why do thank god I don't have kids? I said I didn't want them, don't I fall into the category of "kids are not for everyone" as you say? You praise your own daughter for being honest for not wanting any either, what's the difference? At least I had the sense to know at an early age I didn't want kids before it was too late. Many people expect their lives to be fine and dandy when they have kids and a lot have found out later they wished they'd never had them or waited longer to have them. But the majority would never admit to regretting having kids because it goes against what society thinks maternal and paternal feelings are supposed to be.
Good for you trying to help at the crisis center. But wouldn't it have been to better to help these girls get educated about how not to become pregnant in the first place? I'm sorry, but there needs to be some kind of REAL LIFE, nitty-gritty parenting and sex education classes or something in school because it seems like a lot of parents don't deal with educating their own children about those things.
I totally agree about the boys/men showing some respect and restraint!
Re: Da R –
Shut the fuck up you sad PITIFUL waste of life.
Also, it's really sad that some of you are hating on a baby (who is adorable, by the way). Are you all really that ugly that you hate on a baby? I bet you are. Probably fat cows with cottage cheese thighs and pimples on their backs. I HATE when people hate on babies/toddlers it's soo disgusting.
Okay we all have dealt with kids having kids but sorry Jamie Lynn stop making it seem to other teens it is a good thing to do! I am sure she is happy with her bundle of joy but let's not promote more kids having kids before their time!
People who say shit about jamies babby say she is ugly then u must be talking about youre self cause that babby is adorible, and if u call jamie a whore ur dam wrong cause she is no where near a whore.
She is so cute by the way jamie=]
Re: xusze – Hold on a sec!!!!!! If I insulted you, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I was not trying to be nasty when I said"Thank God you don't have kids." I commend you for realizing that you don't want to have them and for not getting into a situation that you would regret. They are not for everyone!!!!!….I agree that we need to teach these kids not to have kids. At the center we go out and teach abstinence. I have preached to my own kids from the day that I thought that they could understand. I believe in being proactive about these things. I think you and I are on the same side. I too can be sarcastic about things. I get tired of seeing the programs for the babies in high school that my tax dollars help support. No on helped me as a single mom. I just made the personal sacrifices and took care of my kids. I have been divorced, raised a stepdaughter to adulthood, raised 2 of my own on my own and now am remarried with another stepdaughter to raise. I take kids and the adults they become seriously. Accept my apology please. I did not mean to upset you.
The baby is noy ugly, people are such haters… Yes she had a baby at 16 and so do half the sluts that live in this country… We have to respect the fact that she can afford to raise her child, and will do so… Her mother and sister need to get talked about not this girl…. Brittney needs to take tips from Jamie….
CONCRETELOOP IS A MUCH BETTER WEBSITE THEN THIS….
Re: kimv –
It's water under the bridge… apology accepted.
Re: xusze –
NO NEED TO DEFEND YOURSELF.
THESE TRAILER TRASH ASSHOLES UP HERE ARE TOO STUPID TO GET IT.
JAMIE LYNN WASN'T RAPED. SHE'S A WHORE WHO WILLINGLY SPREAD HER LEGS. NOW SHE'S A WONDERFUL ROLE MODEL WHO GAVE BIRTH TO A LITTLE BASTARD WHO WILL ALSO GROW UP TO BE A TRAILER TRASH SLUTBAG, AND SHE'LL PROBABLY GET PREGNANT AT 12.
Re: Bermu –
um, the fact that she got knocked up at 16. that usually means you're a little WHORE and a little PIECE OF TRASH.
Re: IRISHme –
SHITNEY IS NOT MENTALLY ILL.
SHE IS A WHITE TRASH WHORE.
JAMIE LYNN DIDN'T HAVE AN ACCIDENT.
SHE'S A WHITE TRASH WHORE.
STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THEM.
YOU MUST LIVE IN THE SAME TRAILER PARK.
Re: benis –
it does if you had her when you were a teenager.
everyone who is calling Jamie Lynn Spears a whore and slut and all that crap…OPEN YOUR EYES. its not like a girl getting pregnant as a teen is anything unusual in the US. She's just a regular person like everone else. Being a celebrity doesn't make her immune to making a mistake or two. so chill. That is a beautiful little girl and shes super cute! and Jamie looks amazing. c'mon guys..don't be assholes(:
Fake blond, real whore whoring every minute of her "cute" actions.
gezz leave her alone shes the one thats got to look after the kid not u so give her some credit. shes got a beautiful lil girl thats gona change HER life for eva not urs. so congratulate her not down her cause of her age. and remember this the youngest female to eva have a baby was 5.. and thats sick not a 17 yr old haveing a kid.
Re: Taylor – dude get the fuck over yourself who the fuck do you think you are, your probly some lil bastard fag, whos parents didnt love enough or some fuckin holy rollin christian wanna be whos out poppin pills gettin fucked up the ass! obviously you know nothing bout thwe situation except for what you fuckin heard on fuckin tv sick down you fuckin fruit cake , n go suck ya dads dick for the 50 cent he owes your lame ass for the god damn cable bill woot woot go jamie good luck with the baby
Yes the baby is cute and the picture is overly photoshopped but I think the photographers were trying to make Ms. Spears look older and maternal. Yes, teenage pregnancy does happen everyday everywhere, and yes it is shocking that this has happened to someone who is a widely known role model for the teeny boppers of America. However, it is still not ok and the media needs to stop making it look acceptable and normal for this situation to occur. Since the announcement of her pregnancy there have been 'pregnancy pacts' in the high schools, young girls saying they wanted to be like Jamie Lynn and have a baby because babies are cute, but what their young minds don't realize is that having a baby is a life-altering occurance and that babies grow up to be toddlers to children to teens to adults. These kids are not thinking of their future and it is disturbing that they still make this CHILD to be role model for young girls. Take these pictures down, take Ms. Spears out of the media. It is NOT ok and I do NOT accept it. My youngest sister-in-law is in the age range that idolizes Ms. Spears. I do NOT want my youngest sister-in-law to think that becoming a mother at 16 is ok and acceptable. I do not want Ms. Spears to be a role model for young adults.
Awh the baby is so cute x
i think she be a really good mom
with the support of her mom i think her and her baby will do better than her sister not to be mean
but they both look good
After being able to work in an environment in which things aren't in tune with the way things work down south, one would think that she would make better decisions. Well, it just goes to show that Jamie Lynn is still a poor, stupid redneck at heart. And I feel terroble for the poor baby! None of it is her fault, just keep that in mind.
* I meant "terrible" by the way…
Re: WHORE –
WHORE/XUSZE, please get som meds! THANKS IN ADVANCE FREAK!
"Many people expect their lives to be fine and dandy when they have kids and a lot have found out later they wished they'd never had them or waited longer to have them. But the majority would never admit to regretting having kids because it goes against what society thinks maternal and paternal feelings are supposed to be."
Re: xusze –
You obviously don't have kids and don't know anybody who does either. I pity you!
This is interesting.. If they don't admit it, what makes you assume they do? NO MATTER HOW HARD THINGS GET, one thing you never regret is your kids. From a person with no maternal or common sensical bone in her fat body, it doesn't suprise me with the dumb things that come out of your mouth.
Re: netsr –
You really are one moron, aren't you? You do know that those babies from the "pregnancy pact" were born at the same time if not SOONER than Jamie's, right? Jamie announced her pregnancy a FEW MONTHS INTO IT! Can't you add? Or did you expect her to know the first day she was knocked up and to declare it to everyone? It's called SENSATIONALISM! DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ WHEN SOMEONE IS MAKING A BUCK OFF OF IT?? YOU ARE SERIOUSLY TOO DUMB TO TAKE UP ANYMORE OF MY PRECIOUS OXYGEN! Please don't breed.. no more stupidity needed in the gene pool.
Re: WHORE –
ANOTHER lobotomy recipient! How does it feel like everyday knowing you are this stupid? OMFG!
The baby is not at all first off it looks like a boy can we put some pink or something on it so we know its a girl dang…. this child is soooooo freakin ugly. OMG!!!!!
i think the baby is soooooo freaken cute!! i just hope jamie will take care of her better then britney does her babies
Re: Taylor – YOUR JUST MAD YO MAMA IZ A WHORE aND yOU dONT nO WHO YO DADDY IZ AT LEAST MADDIE NO WHOS HER DADDY WACK OH BASTARD NOW U FEEL THE STING COCK SUCKER MAMAS BOY.
Aww shes a cutie….I wonder when her daughter going to get knocked up? lol
Re: mich – most beautiful baby???are u on something??
you people are idiots.
first of why are all you ppl dissing her and the baby just cause shes younge don't mean shes going 2 be a bad mom and a nother thing its don't mean shes a whore some of you ppl need 2 mind your OWN FUCKING BUSINESS jaime lynn congrates on the baby and shes adorable