Lindsay Will Be Pissed
Filed under: Aliana Lohan
Click here to listen to Aliana Lohan's debut single, All The Way Around.
The good news? It's better than anything Lindsay's ever done.
But that's not saying much!
The song is mediocre but it's slowly growing on us - like one of Lindsay's STDs.
Do you like Ali's song?
- It's just so-so (37%)
- No (39%)
- Yes (24%)
Total Votes: 96,300
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Posted: July 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Well, she must not have a voice coach. To any moderately trained ear, you can hear her out of tune and "scooping" on many notes. Definitey not impressed…still probably better than Lindsay the whore
What's wrong with her top lip? It looks like she's smelling a pile of shit!
that song sucked ass!!……. Big ass like jlo and kim put together!!!!!
Atleast she soons better than Lindsay!! Or she had a better verison of ProTools
just awful
i like her better than lindsay. i think she will be a star. and a Real star, not a tabloid trash star like lindsay
i thought it wasy pretty good. At least it was a nice, cute song, not like this katie perry lesbo crap all thse kids are listening to
She sounds like a less talented JoJo. Not bad though.
WTF IS UP WITH HER LIP LINER. CHICK HAS TOO MUCH MAKEUP ON ALL THE DAMN TIME.
wow she's preety good she's just as good as britney when she preformed at the vma's awards!! that wasn't that a performance to remember!!!
-candy ass sucky song, so much fluff and backround, lyrically challenged, you can barely detect a "real" voice, she and her psycho mother are kidding themselves if they believe this is talent. She has a brighter future $$$ as a call girl like her trashy sister.
105 bitches…like it even matters at this point!
THAT ISH SUCKED!
The sound quality is pretty bad. Her voice is not really strong but its not the worst I've ever heard. I think a few years of vocal training and the should have relayed her voice over her voice in the track to make it stronger. But not too bad.
dear perez,
do u think mileys the next lindsay????
Good luck Ali.
she's got fucking lazy eye.
pretty amazing for a 14 year old
I think that more people would like this song if they didn't know that it was Ali Lohan singing it. I like it. It's not great, but I like it.
NO!!! There's a thousand and one songs that sound just like that…BORING!
Ears were bleeding ’round the world.
HAHAHAHAHA
IT IS SO BAD
i laughed so hard
oh damn I actually don't hate it. Now I'm going to hide in shame in my room
Anyone can make a "studio song" lets see how she does LIVE!
ugh, a drunk britney with missing panties, getting out of a car, with lindsay driving sounds better than that!!!!
Re: MILEY – Are you a deaf retard?
She sounds like a woman not a teenager! Well I guess it goes with the territory, she looks way older than she is too.
Everyone is so mean to this young girl! She is in no way ugly and judging by her tv show she seems very young and innocent! As for the song it was so so the only problem her vocals seemed very very LAZY she needs to put more energy into her singing! Be nice to Ali! Its her Greasy orange no good sleaze bag phoney of a mother people should be saying stuff about and pops is just above her in the dirt pig department!
The song and the singer just don't fit…..she can't possibly have the emotional maturity to understand the lyrics and what they mean at 14!! Sad that her parents (parent?!) don't see any problem with it…..
She sounds like a man or a forty year old.
Re: Ashle –
uh…slight problem, her name is Aliana - dumbass - don't you love when people try to act so much smarter than they actually are?
Re: runne – she is 14 years old. give her a break. you are probably some washed up 30 something that works the makeup counter at Macy's.
I think the song is good. It's her first crack at it. Let her have a chance to develop into her own. Stop hating on her because she is the sister of a screwup. It's not her fault.
she has a bad voice… further proof anyone can get a record contract
Re: wow – NO..but u are
THIS GIRL HAS A GREAT VOICE AND THIS SONG ROCKS
I WANT MORE..WHY IS IT SOO SHORT???
MILEY+ALIANA=BEST
I actually like it a lot! I'm shocked but I think the song will be successful!
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lol, you people are so harsh. it's not so bad. It's an upbeat song. The chorus is quite catchy, seriously…I started to smile when I heard it. They should add some keyboards and maybe guitar to fill out the song, though.
Not bad … but I think Lindsay has the better voice (ie: Rumors).
May be as she grows her voice will get better.
What are u ppl talkin about
ALIANA IS CUTE AS DARN:)
HER SONG ROCKS
i guess as a lohan ali doesn't mind going around. nothing i ever need to hear again. better voice than lindsay, but the song was just as horrid as rumours.
It's so sad to see what music has become. Truly truly sad……
Its better than Lindsey's attempt!
Typical song a 14-year-old wannabe would releasel… cookie-cutter, typical, cute, beat we have all heard already, pretending to know what life is about etc… Nothing new there!
Her voice is not bad, but to say she is talented is a far stretch. The only thing she brings to the table seems to be a half decent voice and the last name Lohan… otherwise she can't write or produce. Her personality is "eh"… she is very young…..
I could see this going like this: she releases her CD, a good chuck of pre-teens will snap it up, she'll tour around malls signing autographs, moves to LA, start partying hard with her sister, gets few minor roles in movies through her sister, starts dating some hollywood kid, continues to party … the end!
Will she ever become famous? oh please, cute kid but nothing more to it. At least people could get ahead with their personality but hers is noexistent. If I were her, I'd hit the books and pick something else to do because this is destined to fail.
Something about her vocal style and the song beat reminds me of one song off of Christina Aguleria's debut CD. It's weird, but with the right music and sing lessons, Ali could have a serious singing career.
She has potential but I didn't like the song. It actually sounds too old to be her voice, I need to see her singing it to even believe it really.
it's not so bad. Prefer her voice to Lindsay's raspy wailing…daughter tooo faaaaather.
Really? You say a blanket statement about Coldplay's album like "It sucks…" - and yet you say Aliana Lohan's new song is growing on you? Wow. I am laughing so hard right now I'm about to pass out.
Some of the tracks on Lindsay's first album were actually really fun, but "Rumours" was a bad single to start off promotion with… sounded completely different from the rest of it…
first off.. i heard her sing this song on the show and she sounds nothing like the final product. nowadays they can make anyone sound like they can sing.
second..it sounds like a late 90's song, kinda like 'genie in bottle' or something.
and third.. all i know is she would have never gotten a record deal if her sister wasnt lindsay lohan.
theres MUCH more talented singers out there who unfortunately dont have famous siblings, so they never get discovered. its BS if you ask me.
it's alright
Re: MILEY – I'm not talking about THIS song. I'm talking about Heidi DAMMIT!!!
PEREZ LIES ABOUT HIS VIEWS BCS ONLY LIKE 300 PEOPLE HAVE SEEN THE VIDEO AND SUPPOSELY THEIR IS 17000 VOTES SO THAT FAT BITCH LIES ALOTTT
W H O A
Wonky-eyed-Elvis-lipped loser with a pimp for a mothah?
i like it! go ali!
Re: wow – Yeah I love Heidi music and Speidi are so cute together. Cant wait for more music from them:) Im 12 btw how old are u?
ehhh …straight to radio disney
I dont like this song one bit i think she has no talent in singing i mean just because her sister sings doesnt mean she should,it not like her sister can sing good anyways.
piece of garbage i couldn't even finish it
and by finish i mean make it thirty seconds in
she cannot sing. the only reason she got a record deal is because she's linsey lohan's sister. and its sad because people who actually have talent don't get record deals cause people with famous relatives who can't sing get record deals… its messed up, damn it!
her eyes look soo weird in this pic
are you serious? ok this song is shit. and lindsays stuff is actually good. i love you perez but have u ever listened to her shit, some of it is actually legit. and that's because its not really her voice and she doesn't write her songs
ali lohan always looks like she needs to take a huge dump. I won't watch Living Lohan, she's always whining and looking constipated. GROSS SONG, SHE SUCKS
sucks so bad, studio altered voice.. i guess anyone can "sing" if they have enough money.
Re: peter – who does write their own songs these days??
rihanna, britney,gwen , jessica doesnt
YOUR RIGHT FOR ONCE PEREZ…….
It's better than anything Lindsay's ever done
HOPEFULLY SHE WON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKES AS Jamie Lynn Spears
is it just me or does she look like ashlee simpson wentz?
no more lohans >:(
Makes me want to take a shit on her face.
tone down the hair and makeup and be a kid and sing more age appropriate material. she sounds better than miley cyrus that's for sure…and if she made it this one can
Her voice ain't bad…
It sounds like very low on the charts Euro-pop. How long before she turns into her sister?
it's alright, I like it, but she should've done something more fun and energizing than this for her first single.
The song is painful but not as painful as looking at "the 14" year old's aged face. 14 my ass. Try 34. Keep doing the meth like your big sis.
Re: MILEY – OMG you like heidi's songs then that must mean you have a hearing problem!!!!
this is so-so im not quite sure if i like it or dislike it but im leaning more to yes
Watch the show Living Lohan, when she sings, she doesn't even sound like that.
VOICE OVERRRRRRRRR.
She sucks, period.
Or maybe she eats, like her sister.
:P
the song is actually good and her voice is good but come on she is just way too young-14. ANd given her family history…come on-another kid destined for rehab -i wonder how old she will be for rehab…15? Come on look at mom dina, take a look at daddy o…poor kid she has a room waiting for her in rehab
She already has a single! Live from the marketing machine.
She did better than I expected and her voice sounds strong and well trained. She's only 14 and its her first song but I think she's got talent and could get even better sounding with age
why does everyone think they can just up and be a singer? i hate the world
i like it. she's got a nice voice.
there is noooo way that is her actual voice!
Re: Ashle – uhm slight problem..ali is short for ALiANA FOOL!
It's more like the background singer is doing all the work.
she sounds really good for being 14!
i never want to hear that song again.
She's got some talent, but she's young yet. Give her a chance, Perez. For the hell of it, by the way, I went to YouTube and listened to some of Lindsay's stuff. I actually love her voice, and her music has some depth to it. It's a lot better than the pop crap you love so much.
I'm not a fan of manufactured music but as song go I think that this one is really catchy. I also think - Perez, that it is unfair that you're picking on her before she's really had a chance to get started. Just my humble opinion.
Bland, bland bland. Enough with the over-processed corporate "music" already!
kid is ugly, she cant sing, and ali, you little homely fug bitch, your eyes are DARK brown, not blue. take the damn blue contacts out.
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ew… she is gross and her song sucks big time
Wow!!
terrible.
Is she a midget?
I like the tune, but her backup singers sound better than she does.
soon to be blaring thru every speaker at Gitmo
It sounds like a 14 year old immature voice to me.
But what is more concerning is that this 14 year old girl looks like a damn street whore in all that gross pancake makeup. What kind of F'd up mother pushes their 14 year old to look like a tranny hooker? Why isn't CPS involved in some of this? The mother has to be mentally ill to sexualize her daughter like that! Yuck.
Re: MILEY – did you really just say legend in the making? are you on drugs?
Not my style of music. Her voice does sound really good.
at least someone has some talent in that fam.
def not going to make it, wasn't impressive one bit. i dont think they are "muscially talented" at all that familiy plus shes fug
um lindsays songs are good perez. and this is not better than rumors or confessions of a broken heart
Hey the song is not the worst out there but I still hate this fucking kid! If anyone has watched the show then you know that this kid is a fucking brat! when she was recording this song she had a little fit what a little fucking whore!