Lindsay Will Be Pissed
Filed under: Aliana Lohan
Click here to listen to Aliana Lohan's debut single, All The Way Around.
The good news? It's better than anything Lindsay's ever done.
But that's not saying much!
The song is mediocre but it's slowly growing on us - like one of Lindsay's STDs.
Do you like Ali's song?
- It's just so-so (37%)
- No (39%)
- Yes (24%)
Total Votes: 96,300
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Posted: July 9, 2008 at 5:00 pm
This is definitely a Miley Cyrus reject track. The song is boring, long, and showcases none of Ali's good singing abilities if she even has any. Ali is way too immature to sing a song like this. And NO WAY is this better than Lindsay's tunes! I LOVE "over" by Lindsay. It's way more heartfelt and radio friendly than this crap.
What is wrong with her eyes!?!
why oh why would anyone let that girl out of the house in lip liner!?!
Do I see wrinkles under her eyes??? Isn't she only 14??? It's probably from all that makeup she's been wearing since she was probably like 10. Don't gild the lily Ali!
okay, so it's probably super enhanced to make her sound this good, but she really does have a good voice, much better than her sister, I hope Ali makes it far
She sings better than Lindsay that's for sure!
Fuck I hate this song! It's a total piece of crap! More shitastic music hitting the already over run shitty song air waves.
sounds like JoJo!!!!
horrribleeeeeeeeeeee
she looks like marilyn manson in that picture. deff sperated at birth.
Re: me – NO, she is future legend like miley
Ok, so what makes this song better then Lindsay stuff? Because I have both of Lindsay stuff and they are WAY better then this. Do you really think this song is going to be any better then Lindsay Hit "rumors", which was featured in almost every club scene for a long time? Doubt it! Stop trying to pick sides, plus your music taste sucks lately.
SOUNDS LIKE BROOKE HOGAN!
i dont get how anyone could possibly think that alley soungs good!! its awful and the concept…yea sucks! give it up child u cannot sing
The background vocals are great. You know, the part that she didn't sing.
Re: Ashle – Once again with the ignoramuses starting a sentence with "Um….." You are not smarter than everyone else, which is what it takes to pull off an ironic post. Aliana is Ali Lohan, you retarded fool
i actually liked it.
for a 14 year old, her voice is really good.
i think that the song is really catchy and has a good beat.
I sucks in that I don't like the music itself, but its definately better than her sister's!
Ali is actually prettier than Lindsay, and not a carpet muncher, I presume.
Kinda like her song.
The biggest blasphemy every of LezLo covering Stevie Nicks's "Edge of 17" How dare she!
well she's a good singer..but it's a boring song
Little Lohan looks lots like Priscilla Presley!
Perez - do a side by side!!
Perhaps with some vocal training, enthusiasm and real "effort", this girl MIGHT have a chance…otherwise, sounds like a cookie cutter song …and she sounds like someone is is FORCING her to sing.
My gosh - this child already has WRINKLES under and around her eyes!
Oh…yeah…I CANNOT stand her mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope the child out there that MIGHT be the Lohan's half sister (confirmed when the DNA tests are concluded), has a fabulous acting and singing career - and kicks both Lezlo's and Ali's ass (and careers) into another dimension!
Now THAT, would be entertaining!
Infinitely better song and voice than Lindsay. Lindsay's songs were so amateurish
and tuneless. They weren't catchy in the slightest. And the lyrics were idiotic. And Lindsay had a bad voice. This song by Ali is extremely catchy and lyrically, is much stronger than anything Lindsay did. And she's a much better singer than Lindsay. As much as I want Ali to fail miserably because her mother is a fame whore and Ali, herself, is such an insufferable douchebag, this song is good. It's Jo Jo esque in every way.
MAN ANYBODY CAN BE A SINGER NOW A DAYS…ITS GETTING RIDICULOUS!
comon perez im an avid fan but give the kid a fuckin break save the razin for those that can take it and as far am im concerned her voice surpasses he sisters by far peace out from canada perez we love ya!
It iis kind o cheese, but she's only like 15, soo taking that in consideration its pretty damn catchy. And if this song does become a hit, Lindsay might just be the next Haylie Duff…you know, the other Lohan or the elder Lohan.
No offense to Haylie, who actually is getting some cooler jobs than Lindsay herself lately.
Aw, it gave me a warm-fuzzy feeling inside..
Thank God I live in Japan now.. and wont be ear-raped by "artists" like this..
It's sad to think that is what "talent" amounts to these days.. and is infecting the radio..
Can't we just say Strike 3 and You're Out?!
I just have to say that the lip liner makes her look really trashy
It rly funny when people just wanna b singers and have the money and power to do it…but they still suck…just goes to show money cant buy u a voice!!! STOP SINGING ALI!!!
ps. lindsay's worst song is 10 times better than this wannabe shit
SHITEOUS!
good god… any shitty ass artist can get a record deal now-days!! First Amy Winehouse, now Ali… It's all absolute SHIT!
boring.
generic.
sounds like an audition mixtape.
and wat is she even singing about? theres no purpose or feeling behind it at all, girls fourteen singing about lost love or who knows what.. she should try something believable.
Untrained, unfocused voice… what was with that growl in the beginning of the song? It's catchy though - probably would be cute with a more experienced singer perform it.
Actually I do like her better than Lindsay in terms of delivery - maybe that's just cause I've seen too much of Lindsay in movies and her singing voice sounds just like her speaking voice and it's very unfocused / unpolished too
am I the only one who thinks Ali like a "small person". She's just really unproportionatly sized. She looks abnormally small for someone her age….or maybe it's just that she looks like a 40 year old woman with a teen's body. Freaky.
What's with the RINGLETS hair-do?? And is that momster's yellow ringlets on the right? Does she ever get even 6 feet away from her daughter when there's a camera around????
Re: Ashle – You dumb bitch, her name IS Aliana. Ali is just a nickname. Her mom calls her Aliana on Living Lohan all the time. This blog is Perez's career–don't you think he'd know just a little better than you?
WOW another dud that Perez likes…this is ridiculous.
this is just another example of SHITEUOS LA music. America will never learn!
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The problem w/ mediocre stars is that the rest of their family has a foot in the door… and we're blessed w/ this crap.
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Don't get me wrong… shes way better than Lindsay…
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But… Its still HORRID!!!
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She has had callogen injected into the lips of her young face.
It is awesome and all you haters know it!!
doesnt suckas bad as heidi's music… but better than anything lindsay has done? haha thats a huge overstatment, have you heard Rumors? or confessions of a broken heart? or magnet? Lindsay has some good songs, not hits, but good songs.
Horrible recycled wannabe stuff.
However: Not only does Aliana LOOK 28.. but she SOUNDS 28. AWKWARD!
I think the song would be good if someone else was singing it…..I do not like her singing voice. I am not saying this because she is LL's sis….I actually like LL and she use to be a great actress before she started partying really hard.
Ali looks like a possessed Bratz Doll. Maybe it's because one of her pupils is bigger than the other???? Anyways, yeah her voice is better than Lindsay's. I feel sorry for this girl. I think she only wants to be famous because her mom raised her that way and brainwashed her into thinking that's what she wants to do. So she thinks her mom is "supporting" her. I don't buy that. Her mother conditioned her mind that way because she missed the fame boat when she was younger so now she's living through her daughters. At least the two boys "seem" normal. Let's only hope.
This is not her.
This is possible the worst song I have ever heard. She sounds like a pubescent boy trying to sing. Kinda like Lindsay, but she can't sing because she already has something in her mouth…..
this song is TERRIBLE.
Awful! Don't like the song and CANNOT STAND HER! The little brat wanted a chance and she got it! Guess what? She has no talent and is a big flop so go back to school and study hard and maybe if you succeed at getting a decent education, you can make something of your life.
Dina and Ali were terrible on "The View" and the public needs for them to disappear from our radar!
it is a cute little song and she has got some talent. So please stop talking crazy about this 14 yo girl simply because you don't like her sister, mother, father and as I remember you even had something slick to say about her Grandmother! I beginning to think you are obsessed with the Lohans
IS this really her voice?
Sounds a bit like a 60 year old
Decent song, nice voice, but she has to stop wearing too much make up, makes her look way too old for her age, and ugly too
i looove it!!!
actually, i was extremely surprised to find i don't hate this song…not bad for lindsay lohan's little sister. but it is funny that she is what, 14? and singing about shit like that already. haha. that really would be my biggest complaint
i never want to hear that again .
I actually like her voice but this isn't tolerable.
I think she has a really nice voice! I can see her doing well over time if she stays out of trouble.
I'm so sad with all the comments…Obviously, she's being judged by her looooser sister..this is actually VERY GOOD
this poor girl is so NOT pretty. it must be hard to have a pretty sis and then not turn out as hot
I think she should just go back to high school and try to live a normal life.
I don't understand why people think they can be famous for their mediocre skills…
And whhhhy was she on David Letterman?? To answer our burning questions about her dog and how many brothers she has?
Captivating.
SHE SUCKS!
Her voice is NOTHING special!
It's so mediocre,it's pathetic.
She has NO Talent.
If Lindsay wasn't her sister,she'd have NO chance in the music industry.
Plus,she's a spoiled brat.All she does on her show is complain,complain,complain.
Ew.I'm repulsed.
The song isn't bad…BUT you can DEFINATELY tell that she was 14 when making this!!! Her voice has not matured yet at all…lol PS…when watching "Living Lohan" I have noticed how slutty this FOURTEEN year old is dressing….seriously I WOULD NEVER allow my 14yr old to show that much skin
The song…not my cup of tea.
Although I have to say I feel bad for the poor girl. She must have failed kindergarten drawing cuz she just can't seem to draw inside her lip line
way better than I could have imagined. too bad for the show. this could stand on it's own.
It's not as bad as I thought it would be. She sings a lot better than her sister.
SHE LOOKS SO UGLY AND OLD , LIVE SHE CANT SING SHIT , SHE'S AN UGLY RAT , FUCK OFF FUCKING WACK
its pathetic , makes me wanna vomit , honestly , i would vomit in her face , she really makes me wanna puke
Poor Lindsay she must be embaressed by this ugly transvestite version of her
There is something REALLY disturbing about this girl's face. I don't know what it is. Wait. I think I got it. The lips? The lines under her eyes that should belong to a 60-year-old woman? Is girl a man?
She looks like a witch!
The song is good and that little chicky has a great voice, rich tone, hits it. The only problem with the song is the crappy production. The synth organ is just horrendous and draws away from the fullness of her voice. Makes the whole song sound amateurish and hollow.
wtf is up with her lips
TALENTED ?
WHAT THE F*** ! it sucks! Lindsay is DEFINETLY MORE TALENTED!
Lindsay has a sexy voice, her nothing !
The song is not good, she is not good, better that LINDSAY OMG it's so funny
sorry for mistakes but i'm not from america !
hate it
This bitch is like, 14 years old! She looks older than her dykey-ass sister! Oh and the song….dont get me started. It sucked, she cant sing. That is ALL I am gonna say!
She's going by Aliana now? What a dumb cunt. She can sing better than Lezlo ("father to daughter, daughter to faaaather!") but she still sounds on par with a horse queefing.
Who cares? Good gawd she is one fugly child. Make her go away, Perez - her face is SCARRRRYY!!!
Re: The D – Your comment made me laugh out loud at my desk at work! That is awesome!
Has she had plastic surgery? She looks different, and not in a good way. But she still looks way older than she is, and the industry and her Mom are just going to age her even worse.
The song is only blah - not terrible, but not memorable. I wish she would slow down and stop trying to be famous, and just enjoy being a kid while she still can. Her Mom is a terrible parent by seeing what happened to Lindsay, and now, not trying to put the brakes on Ali.
If she really has talent, it can wait a few years. What is the rush!!??
She's only 14 yrs old, not 24 yrs old, after watching her reality (sp?) show and hearing her song ("think peole" her age only 14)feel sad for her
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She acts like a spoiled pain in the ass. I would not buy her music even if it was for sale in the 99 cent store.
Ooops meant the word "people", LMAO at Ali & her mum as she doesn't realise what an 'arse' she come's off across as and if that was my daughter behaving that way i'd think i would slap her face into next week for being a spoilt brat! LOL!!! But i guess we not in ""LA LA LOOONY Land like they all are ROFLMAO!!!! x x x x x x
i dont like the song but her voice is better than her sisters.
i think she's actually pretty funny, their reality show makes me feel bad that their family got stuck with lindsay as a sister. cody is the cutest!
Oh come on people!! are you kidding me this song is good and I really like it! I think she will have a better career then LL!!
Don't hate! get over it! admitt you like it~
why can't that whole fucking family of CUNTS JUST DIE!!??!!
mom, dad, brother, and all those ugly cunt sisters.
just die.
Oh come on people!! are you kidding me this song is good and I really like it! I think she will have a better career then LL!! This young lady has talent unlike her sister!
Don't hate! get over it! admitt you like it~
I like her voice. She's like Jo-Jo; except a lot better. I'd be pissed if I were Lindsay too!
I cant beleive some of you say she's better than LiLo , At least LiLo is damn sexy , her song and video Rumors is a good trashy pop song , but this young old looking pig cunt face is just scary! PLS dont let me see her face again cuz i become fucking gay
I truly think that ppl should get a life and stop hating, this is a good song.
WHY DOES SHE LOOK 50 YEARS OLD!? Is anyone else freaked out by this?
THis is crap, Perez! Lindsay is way better! She's got a more distinct voice, this is just another pop-tween trying to milk people out of their cash$$$$
miley cyrus is better
I would like to fuck her ass so hard she cums her brains out. oh,that would be a shortgasm.maybe a long t-bag?ya t-bag
I actually like it and didn't think I would of… She's got some good sound editors lol
She can sing better than Lindsay, but, Lindsay seems to have more control over her voice and her songs are catchier and thus, outrun her little sister's.
Plus, Ali sounds like she is 30 years old. Her song and voice are so boring.
So good luck to her.
WTF - her lips. It looks like she put her lipstick on in the dark.
Eww she sounds like a tranny!!!
It's OK, but a prime example of how easy it is for someone to "decide" that they want to be famous, and some greedy producers "throwing down a track" with the help of some good computers. It could be ANY singer, with a speck of a voice in tune that could have recorded this. If she had written it herself and played an instrument…THEN I would be impressed!