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Mugshot Hall Of Fame

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According to ABC 6 in Philadelphia…

Man charged with porn display in car

New Jersey State Police have filed charges against a man who allegedly used his car as a rolling pornography display.

Police say 47-year old Robert Joseph Martin of Cape May Court House parked his car at the Ocean View service area of the Garden State Parkway and deliberately left pornographic materials on the car's dashboard and seats.

Officials say among the items left in the 1989 Lincoln were magazines, sexually-explicit music discs, women's panties on a platter, and a naked Barbie doll.

Police arrested Martin Wednesday morning.

345 comments to “Mugshot Hall Of Fame”

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  1. MYRON says – reply to this


    101

    PACA?

  2. hazma says – reply to this


    102

    haute.

  3. Perez says – reply to this


    103

    Ooooh he's hot! I know who I'm picturing my vibrator to be tonite!

  4. jacob says – reply to this


    104

    wow.

  5. miche says – reply to this


    105

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  6. Cheri says – reply to this


    106

    Um, what a waste of internet space. Who effing cares?

  7. methh says – reply to this


    107

    what!? they didnt find any meth on this guy? thats a shocker

  8. PARIS says – reply to this


    108

    THAT'S HOTT.
    THAT'S HOTT.
    THAT'S HOTT.
    THAT'S SOOOO MAJOR HOTT.
    HOTTNESS.
    HOTT.
    THAT'S HOTT.
    LOVE YA BITCHES.

  9. Jamie says – reply to this


    109

    Re: Geminat

    bitch he's mine.

  10. yvett says – reply to this


    110

    what the f***..panties on a platter? ewww..he was probably driving around beating his meat with that poor lil naked barbie doll (you know he jacked from his 4 year daughter)on his lap,porno mags on the dash and listening to 2livecrew (which explains the sexually explicit discs), looking at the poor lil barbie doll saying "me so horney..me luv you long time"!! i dont know whats more fucked up this pervert or my imagination…

  11. GFY says – reply to this


    111

    Re: becca – I bet this douche bag is a freak like you Becca , you should marry him but just don't have children we don't need more fugs like you running around bwahahahahahaha

  12. kclzb says – reply to this


    112

    LMFAO WHAT A RETARD. his face…
    OMG. hahahah

  13. stfuj says – reply to this


    113

    WTF…lmao wow naked barbie DOUCHE

  14. LkAtU says – reply to this


    114

    Don't the police there have anything better to do than worry about this sex fiend.

  15. MmHmm says – reply to this


    115

    Re: lasd
    Learn to read, asshole. He was from NEW JERSEY.

  16. ZACKA says – reply to this


    116

    Haha, what got me was the naked Barbie doll.
    WTF.

  17. Super says – reply to this


    117

    Great hair for a 47 year old dude!

  18. oh wo says – reply to this


    118

    this is why i love philly

  19. jesus says – reply to this


    119

    ooohhh what a cutiee…. lmao

  20. wrong says – reply to this


    120

    its 6abc not abc 6 cant even get that right

  21. TY says – reply to this


    121

    Yeah, the good guys leave their porn at home by the bed.

  22. ijlkj says – reply to this


    122

    i'm living at school in north jersey for the summer, but i wish i was home in south jersey to see this on the news haha
    gotta love the crazys that come out of south jersey.. or just new jersey in general….

  23. final says – reply to this


    123

    EWWWWW!!!!

    Bed head, and his lip gloss clashes with his shirt!!!

  24. jesus says – reply to this


    124

    ummmmmm WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    wired!

  25. Jigga says – reply to this


    125

    I fail to see what's wrong with this…

  26. toadf says – reply to this


    126

    Sounds like a bum rap to me…

  27. Mount says – reply to this


    127

    He HOt!!He HOt!!!! Where my strap on? Where my vaseline??

  28. jokke says – reply to this


    128

    LMFAOOOOOO AHHAAH
    THAST THE FUNNYEST SHIT EVER!

  29. libby says – reply to this


    129

    what the fuck are "sexually-explicit music discs"?? 2 live crew? why are you gonna hate on the man who listens to too short? is it illegal to listen to slob on my knob now?



  30. 130

    this guy has a maniac face, no doubt why he is in jail



  31. 131

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    Bad time to stop sniffing glue!
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  32. 132

    HAHAHA! All that in an '89 Lincoln! Maybe it was 'art'!

  33. mccau says – reply to this


    133

    must be a slow day for gossip in hollywood? Isn't that the washed up hag from baywatch Perez finds attractive?

  34. emma says – reply to this


    134

    halfway through changing into a werewolf, police arrested him for public urination and eating bark. hahahahaha. he does not look human.

  35. LC says – reply to this


    135

    Ew, gross! He totally has Bevis and Butthead teeth….but more yellow.

  36. oy says – reply to this


    136

    He looks like one of those freaks from the hills have eyes! creepy creeperson

  37. onlyi says – reply to this


    137

    Crackhead….

  38. PS23 says – reply to this


    138

    WHAT A SICK MANIAC !!

  39. Sara says – reply to this


    139

    Re: keef
    hahahahahaha good one!!!

  40. kelly says – reply to this


    140

    i heart philly

  41. retar says – reply to this


    141

    that's a funny picture, but i think the reason he got arrested is kinda retarded.

  42. mste says – reply to this


    142

    uhm in response to FReal… you fucking idiot. filthadelia? ever been to philly. far from most filth asshole.

  43. jenni says – reply to this


    143

    his face sorta looks like lisa from cyle 5 of america's next top model

  44. katr says – reply to this


    144

    omg! is it just me or does this guy look like KEVIN BACON??!! hahaha

    and what a PERRVV!

  45. Mike says – reply to this


    145

    Was he arrested for being too awesome? Because that is the greatest picture I have ever seen.

  46. WHAT says – reply to this


    146

    This is not celeb gossip. You've really got to stop pretending to report news. Apparently this site has run it's course. What happened to all of the scoops you used to get? Sad. The other bloggers aren't doing a whole lot better but at least they don't give us all of this "filler" crap. I mean, a picture of a celeb that we LIKE (meaning, NO Britney, Paris, Angelina, etc.) with no story attached is better than this non-celeb crap or your infamous fabrications.

  47. aubre says – reply to this


    147

    hahahahaha

  48. green says – reply to this


    148

    I miss Barbie.

  49. Zsa Z says – reply to this


    149

    I knew Derikk Zoolander would become a crack-head one day………….

  50. sonny says – reply to this


    150

    he's no dummy…he's wearing a wig and billybob teeth as a disguise.

  51. Emily says – reply to this


    151

    His orthodontist must be proud.

    What a special, little man.

  52. cali says – reply to this


    152

    Ummmm how fucking cool is this guy!!!

  53. jay says – reply to this


    153

    LAND OF THE FREE MY ASS, YOUR COUNTRY IS FUCKED

  54. Sammy says – reply to this


    154

    Hey! Lighten up! Lay off the guy! He can only SEE HALF of what he's doing!!!

    (Yessiree…we've got ourselves a GLASS EYEBALL in his RIGHT socket. Notice how it doesn't really "glint" like his left eye does?)

  55. Shots says – reply to this


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    So, it's illegal to have women's panties in your car? And a disc with sexually explicit material that nobody could even know if they didn't listen to it? And, gasp! A naked Barbie? Am I missing something?

  56. cali says – reply to this


    156

    HaHa broke ass zoolander

  57. rainy says – reply to this


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    that is interesting i wonder how much an arrest like this is considered to infringe on personal rights. Technically your car is your own private property, however it is on federal property therefore the police have the right to search it if they see "probable cause" if this "stuff" had been on display while the car was parked at his house would they have taken the same action. not to say validate this guys actions i think it is really gross but …. how big brother are we willing to get?

  58. jess says – reply to this


    158

    what is with the fugmeister.
    EU.

  59. viole says – reply to this


    159

    He doesn't look like he's 47 to me.

  60. WTF?? says – reply to this


    160

    Thsis is ridiculous!!! Maybe I'm missing something, but I don't get what the charges are?? Last time I checked porn (Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler, etc) was legal and read by millions - NOT a crime. I have a daughter and she has Barbie Dolls and they're ALL naked - bc once you take the clothes off they're impossible to get back on. I've never felt afraid of being arrested for having a naked barbie doll in my car - nor have I ever felt that I would be called a pervert bc there was a naked one in my car.

    And ladies panties???? Since when are ladies panties illegal? Even if they were his and he enjoyed wearing them????

    And wtf are "sexually explicit music discs"?????? How does someone walking by a parked care know that there are "sexually explicit music disks" in the car - and what are they doing snooping in another guys car anyway? You can't see that - you can only HEAR that.

    I've never heard of the charge "using your car as a rolling pornography display. It sounds to me like the cops just wanted to humiliate the guy - knowing that none of these charges will stick. Any 1st yr law student could get these charges tossed.

    This sounds ridiculous. Pre-victorian, puritanical American values rearing its judgemental head.
    This sounds fishy and ridiculous.

  61. mo says – reply to this


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    that's it law enforcement, get those people who have naked pictures framed in their car. forget about gangs or threats to society, you're just keeping our country on an even keel right? keep the guys who peddle smack and get kids addicted but don't forget about the guy who sells his rented library books on eBay. yea, lock that monster up for ten years. steinbeick must be going ape shit in his grave. but it's OK, cause room on the prison basketall team just opened up after wally the cute old man with a 'two- kid-a- day' habit just got released on parole. he did his three years, so he's ok now.

    don't worry, god loves everyone!!!



  62. 162

    ONE WORD - ZEXXAAY!

  63. Snitz says – reply to this


    163

    Hey, It's Kevin Bacon w/o makeup. That guy's crazy!

  64. Steph says – reply to this


    164

    In the television interview, he said the only thing he thought was questionable that led to his arrest was the topless Barbie he had sitting on his dashboard.

    The dude is messed up.



  65. 165

    wow this is stupid!

  66. howba says – reply to this


    166

    Not like with his boyish good looks he was getting any cooch any way.But damn foreal some one answer me this is his mother his sister.

  67. Women says – reply to this


    167

    You women need to give it up more so pervs like this will act more normal.

  68. kelly says – reply to this


    168

    PLEASE, PLEASE Perez, stop posting these losers who cry 'first'…Please? You are all complete, utter tools who clearly have too much time on your hands.

  69. Susie says – reply to this


    169

    Yikes!! I'm pretty sure that I'm gonna have nightmares about that face!



  70. 170

    Nice teeth.

  71. Ashle says – reply to this


    171

    wtf what idiot would do that and look at that stuff doo'de if your gonna do that do it in a room… at your house thats disgusting wow he has no class

  72. lol says – reply to this


    172

    I think he was trying to lure dirty men into his car. that's all.

  73. Me says – reply to this


    173

    Figures… he's from Jersey, what do you expect?

  74. Chris says – reply to this


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    magazines, sexually-explicit music discs, women's panties on a platter, and a naked Barbie doll.
    None of this stuff is illegal. Sounds like somebody got THEIR panties in a bunch and needs to mind their own business. That being said…. this guy definately looks like a fucking wacko. Hope he stays in jail for a bit.

  75. lkasd says – reply to this


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    if you actually took the time to read the article from 6abc's website (wpvi.com) you would see that he was leaving pornographic material on peoples windshields… i'd be a little pissed if i was coming out to my car with my kid and they happened to see that crap… and if hes got all this porn stuff scattered about, hes probly got other mental problems going on, so i'd say better safe than sorry on this one… plus the cops probly had other reasons than those stated for arresting him as well.. its called public indecency..



  76. 176

    I saw this on the local news this evening (I'm in a Phila suburb). This was one wacky story.

  77. JM. says – reply to this


    177

    I jammed w/ him once - he OK

  78. whate says – reply to this


    178

    Re: FReal – no one in PHILAdelphia would give this guy a parade so maybe you should think before you say anything



  79. 179

    LOL!! perv!

  80. josh says – reply to this


    180

    first

  81. JC says – reply to this


    181

    oink oink….lol

  82. nate says – reply to this


    182

    He looks effen good to be 47.

    He was eating the panties, but the barbie doll is completely responsible for listening to the sexually explicit music discs and viewing the magazines while naked.

    um

    We can't listen to Lil Kim in New Jersey anymore or what?

  83. marie says – reply to this


    183

    naked barbie doll? wtf

  84. danie says – reply to this


    184

    WOOOOW



  85. 185

    HE LOOKS LIKE PETER GREENE'S CHARACTER OF "DORIAN" IN THE MOVIE "THE MASK"!
    HE LOOKS LIKE PETER GREENE'S CHARACTER OF "DORIAN" IN THE MOVIE "THE MASK"!
    HE LOOKS LIKE PETER GREENE'S CHARACTER OF "DORIAN" IN THE MOVIE "THE MASK"!
    HE LOOKS LIKE PETER GREENE'S CHARACTER OF "DORIAN" IN THE MOVIE "THE MASK"!
    HE LOOKS LIKE PETER GREENE'S CHARACTER OF "DORIAN" IN THE MOVIE "THE MASK"!
    HE LOOKS LIKE PETER GREENE'S CHARACTER OF "DORIAN" IN THE MOVIE "THE MASK"!

  86. gini says – reply to this


    186

    nice hair

  87. Ilove says – reply to this


    187

    ha ha ha i love my state when this sh*t goes on!!!! Gotta love New Jersey

  88. manda says – reply to this


    188

    BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! What a frickin' weirdo!!
    why didn't he just go streaking in a Wal-Mart or Target if he wanted attention!?
    i give him an A for effort though (okay, mabye like a C), with the whole panties on a platter thing….

  89. erin says – reply to this


    189

    What the fuck? A naked Barbie doll? What the hell would you do with a naked Barbie doll?



  90. 190

    icky poo poo



  91. 191

    Man he's sexy!

  92. Theb says – reply to this


    192

    Come on ..the not brushing your teeth look is so 2002!

  93. kre says – reply to this


    193

    hahaha….douchebag.

  94. smorf says – reply to this


    194

    if austin powers and kramer had a baby

  95. opini says – reply to this


    195

    Thanks Perez and the rest of these comments. I am so laughing my ass off. This guy looks like a werewolf. What the hell is this world coming too…..

  96. chach says – reply to this


    196

    He be lookin' kinda foine n shit.



  97. 197

    LOL I love America! Home of the Freaks!



  98. 198

    What an idiot! Nobody wants to see that. What kinda cheep thrill would this guy get from leaving porn in his car for people to see?

  99. meaga says – reply to this


    199

    who cares .. porn is the shit.. haha everyone would watch :D



  100. 200

    hahahah ewww eww EW.
    he is sooo custy.

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