Mugshot Hall Of Fame
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According to ABC 6 in Philadelphia…
Man charged with porn display in car
New Jersey State Police have filed charges against a man who allegedly used his car as a rolling pornography display.
Police say 47-year old Robert Joseph Martin of Cape May Court House parked his car at the Ocean View service area of the Garden State Parkway and deliberately left pornographic materials on the car's dashboard and seats.
Officials say among the items left in the 1989 Lincoln were magazines, sexually-explicit music discs, women's panties on a platter, and a naked Barbie doll.
Police arrested Martin Wednesday morning.
Posted: July 10, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Ugh, this guy looks like a corpse… His eyes look like they're in rigamortis… Ewlll……. I betcha he's a child molester or has sex with dead bodies or something…. DISGUSTING.
THIS GUY IS ON METH … BUT HE STILL IS MAKING ME LAUGH MORE THAN THESE HACKS ON LAST COMIC STANDING..
WAT A DUMB ASS…GOIN 2 JAIL 4 DAT DUMB ASS SHIT…HE NEEDS PSYCHISTRIC HELP LOL…
my fingers are hard.
BESIDES, MAYBE THAT'S JUST HIS HOME, THAT CAR, AND HE HAD A HOT DATE W HIS HAND FOR THAT NIGHT… I MEAN, HE COULD EASILY BE ON METH AND PARANOID AND HIS SMELLY, UGLY ASS IS OUT OF A JOB AND ON HARD TIMES … SO IF YOU LOOK AT IT THAT WAY, THEN THOSE POLICE OFFICERS WERE INVADING HIS PRIVACY.
F'in Jersey….
if I have to look at this picture one more time, I'm gonna' hurl
This is is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. The photo alone is priceless. This is definitely mugshot hall of fame worth. It's the perfect story in so many fucked up ways. 1 point, Perez (I guess… if I really have to).
He kinda looks like Joey from the "Real World."……..like an old, busted, crackhead version.
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THAT IS PEREZ'S NEW BF.
ZEXXXAY!!
he looks like a genetic mutation and a character of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are his mom and dad brother and sister?
That is one ugly fucking guy.
sounds like kind of a stupid and bizarre thing to actually be arrested for…
racist SNL need more white nigggas like me - all they gots is low esteem ho's w/ no real purpose
u just know he wears thong underwear.
That man is so hideous.
so many stupid girls think he is hot??? wtf, you girls are pathetic, that's why even you being rape, nobody cares. This guy looks like in jungle look with bear eyes just try to rape girls, Pathetic life with drugs just example of white trash.
I know this was your last post, but can you please make it a policy (no joke here) to have something glamorous as the last post on the site? This is hard to look at when I log in to your site.
ewww. weirdo.
Aw. Quit making fun of Steve-O.
I love my city!
he looks like the guy on 'the young ones' uk.
this is jeremy jackson's better looking twin
YEEEEAAHH HE LOOKS JUST LIKE KEN FOR HIS BARBIE DOLL
lol naked Barbie doll
Johnny Knoxville?
Does this mean I have to WALK my porn home from the store now? "What is this world coming to????"
Oh Shit! That's a crime? I gotta go clean out my car!
y are u posting a pic of ur new bf mario!
ooh sexy. I just love a man who takes pride in his porn collection.
Wow…
Is porn not allowed in cars in the states? I know I cannot send my panties by us mail. Such a shame. Maybe I can just fedex my porn, too, to keep it out of car?
Re: ChineseDickFingers – Ihave a bad case of hamburglery for you, chinesedickfingers.
Haha, what a dumbass!
OMG!
…. I'm from Ocean View….
kinda creepy considering its a high tourist area (esp that rest stop) for families.
ewwww….he probably thinks he's God's gift to women too..
that kinda shit ONLY happens in NJ
jersey sucks balls
Re: Jamie – LOVE IT! And no, he looks nothing like Kevin Bacon, are you kidding me??? This d-bag looks cracked out, KB is sexy.
What is with this stupid Middle School 1st!!!, first!! Big fucking deal if you are first! So cheesy!!
hey perez! isnt it cool to make fun of mentally ill people? then all the 12-year-olds can write things like "eewww, gross." good job!
This guy looks like he's about to sing "White Wedding"….
* Me thinks he looks like a possible 55 year old Billy Idol (with black hair and a severe face lift).
Also, anyone else notice that the eye on the left looks "fake"? (maybe it's just me)…
NEXT!
umm i get why he was arrested and im sure he was sick and left those out for woman and children to see.. sikoo. buuuuuut im not sure wether he should go to jail.. mayb just a week will do.. u kno to teach him a lesson. i mean he didnt hurt anyonee
he looks like someone you would see at walmart at 3am.
steve-o on more crack than usual!!
Wow. Nice to see that some idiot from the town that I was born in made headlines. Gawd, he is absolutely skeevy.
*Hangs head in shame *
Wonder if this guy knows "the patio table fucker" that was in the news not long ago (?)
Gotta go - I just noticed I'm missing a barbie from my collection!
Fugly!
That's gross but really a stupid reason to arrest someone.
this guy's mugshot reminds me of one of those "trolls" with neon hair. doesn't it? LOL. perez, you should do a separated at birth comparison for this one.
Thank God for our free country where you can be arrested just because of what someone thinks you are doing wrong. Well At least your free to be arrested.
he looks like jack nicholson!
MAYBE IT WAS A FORM OF ABSTRACT ART!
COULD HE USE ABSTRACT ART AS A DEFENSE? LOL ;P
Hey! Can't a brudda chrome in peace????????
how is that different than the big bus or tractor trailer with big windows on the side rolling around new york with naked strippers any different?
Re: josh –
jackass.
um now i think of it… it would be cool if they make a halloween mask of this picture lol it would be awesome….
people would be puzzled as well figuring who is the costume
is that my boyfriend haha no that dude is ugg.
All I have to do is laugh. What a jackass!
Ew.
this is hilarious
you just know he's going to tell EVERYONE exactly how he once got arrested
Ewwwwwwwww i cant believe he still plays with barbies. that is so foul. what a pedo!
you can just tell this jackass 3 extra has more shit going on than displayed porn.
hey perez ur osome lol love u lotz
well he looks like a sicko…..he will most likely get a slap on the wrist….and then when he finds himself a 10yr old girl (or boy) then everyone will be like OMG….
A naked barbie doll… wow how offensive.I can only imagine what would have happen to him if he got a naked Kendoll there too,25-life for sure.
So he had porn in his car,who the fuck gives a shit.
You americans should just stick to torturing muslims and inprison black ppl,not waste your time with this,there are alot of old ppl who needs to get teasered too.
Freak
Should have arrested him for that hair!!
Fuck! i THINK THAT i HAVE FOUND MY PERFECT MATCH. DOES ANYONE HAVE THIS MUPPET'S PHONE NUMBER?
Oh god! Just look at that face. FIERCE!
oh shit i jumped when i saw this
U sucks, lamo
I bet once he gets out of jail, he'll get a reality show.
what an original sicko, gotta give the creep props.
A barbie doll?
WTF!
wow panties on a platter? haha
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is it just me or does this douche remind anyone else of spencer pratt?
Should have been a CLOTHED Barbie. Now *that's* porn!
He does have that wacked out look and bony face of a meth head. What he did sounds like a cry for help to me since he used his own car knowing the police could trace it back to him.
oh please. ya people are all hypocrites. like you don't have your own personal stash of porn in the glove compartment for in case you get stuck in traffic
Naked barbie dolls hahahaha ewww
omg tht guy lux lyk a darn wolf! wats up with his hair? he obviously needs a makeover…..MAJOR makeover! time 2 call the fashion police
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well at least he wasnt fucking corpses
Ummm…if this guy wearing lipgloss???????????
Is this Bruce Jenner??
"Gadzooks" to Preston and Steve in Philly!!!!!!!!!
I like turtles.
naked barbie?!?!?! GIVE HIM THE ELECTRIC CHAIR
That's a crime? Magazines that can be bought in any convenience store, music discs ( it didn't say anything about them being played) and a naked doll. So much for being the land of the free
only in jersey! how i'm not surprised - i'm so proud of the state i live in. LMAO!!
thats our fuckin sick american beauty
HE SORT OF REMINDS ME OF KEVIN BACON ON CRACK
White Buckwheat!
Ahhhhhh I love this picture like I love a good mullet…
A naked Barbie doll is pornographic?
Ho Barbie, comes with everything you need to pimp Barbie out. Make sure to buy the S & M accesorie kit, complete with chastity belt, and whip.
Yes Mommy!!!
OKAY I USED TO BE A CO AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE WHERE I LIVE AND HAVE NEVER EVER EVER SEEN A FUCKING MUG SHOT THIS HILARIOUS, AND I HAVE SEEN SOME GOOD ONES. THIS JUST MADE MY DAY LOL
SID VICIOUS IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!
O M G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kEVIN BACON HAHAHAHA
Geico Caveman?