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The Week In Gossip
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Posted: July 11, 2008 at 7:29 pm
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yurt
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do not want.
zoinks!
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HEY PEREZ!
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FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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love the gossip perez
HOT TOPICS! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you are awesome captain p.
Cool.
An audio player of a "weeks worth in gossip".
This site just keeps getting cooler and cooler.
Re: suz –
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hey…lardo…..takez one 2 effen know one
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perez…..I luv U…..}♥♥{{
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i love it when perez calls him self the "lap-top samurai"
, we wanna hear it more often
Perez, I like your site because the pics are big (and funny) and your comments are usually pretty short (and funny).
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BUT YOUR VOICE IS FUCKING ANNOYING!
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(Keep up the good work on the diet though, you look hot).
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You are not ugly. You are just making a face.
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Howard Stern's balls smells like provolone cheese. He's the smelliest mofo around.
We love you Perez!
The Boys of www.WickedGayBlog.com
It's 5.01am in Finland and I'm just back from a club in Helsinki. The weather got fucking rainy in the middle of the night and it rained till something like 04am - 05am in Helsinki capital area.
Anyways, the weather is getting better all the time and the weather forecast for today's afternoon is quite good - no rain, no clouds, about 21-22 celsius degrees in Helsinki capital area.
Don't know why I'm writing this though. I've been writing this for at least five minutes now… Maybe this is just marketing… You decide: wait for the Nokia Tube -mobiletelephone.
that is totally lame. c'mon- perez. I expect more from your website!
Now, after few minutes from writing that last "comment", I would just have to say "no comments until Nokia Tube or whatever, I don't even know the exact name of the device".
Weird, huh?
I love your site, but please…don't do Podcasts! You don't do very well reading from a script. Just stick to the posts.
HEY PEREZ HOW COME YOU ARE NOT REPORTING THAT MADONNA'S HARD CANDY CD HAS FALLEN TO AN UNBELIEVABLY LOW #57 ON THE BILLBOARD CHARTS?????????
WHY YOU HOLDING BACK THIS VERY IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENT ON "THE QUEEN"??????
ok first of all …….Loooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! gettin a little crazy with the voice gossip!! not that i don't want to hear you (don't want to hear anyone) thats why I logon and don't watch gossip tv it hurts my head : ) not to sound corny but stick with what works!!!
East Coast Perez with a little more umph.
Check it out.
oh and comment that bitch.
NickParkerLive.com
If you were a Teletubby, this is what you'd look like…
not saying I don't LOVES IT though!
Perez you go girl!!!! Sign it and send it to me!
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Oh Look. This site gets paid per click and now we have to click on additional links to read 'stories'.
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Guess the site isn't bringing in enough advertising dollars.
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AdBlocker Plus extension with FireFox to remove all ads from this site and others.
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So you'll talk about the 'former' pop princess Britney on the radio but you won't post about her here?
FU¢K YOU AND ALL THAT YOU SIT FOR. GET A LIFE AND DO SOMETHING REAL. LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE….GET A LIFE….AT LEAST GO TO THE GYM. AND DO DO SOME 'TABLE PUSH AWAYS'. FU¢K YOU AND AND YOUR FAT LISP.
Hola. Love your radio voice Perez. Watch out Walter Mercado….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Has anyone ever tough of dating a mental patient?
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I don't know who in their right mind hired you to do this, but they should be ashamed! YOU'RE CRAP!! Stop infesting the airwaves and sit back down at your computer.
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help feed shelter dogs
Cool idea but Perez you gotta update that shit bro….For instance, the David Lee Roth thing turned out to be some asshole trying to pretend to be DLR….but yes, I love the new week in gossip, keep it up!!!
dude, why do you speak like you're mentally challenged?
by the way, it's "anaphylactic shock", not "an aphylactic shock"
Google:
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i love hearing your voice!
it makes me happy!
What about Massachuttes?
we care about celebs too and we hate miley cyrus
think it's time for someone to update??? seriously .. this is getting old.
that looks so much hotter than perez,
PEREZ IS ONE UGLY, FAT MOTHER FUCKER
Re: MARIE –
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firzt off::…
fuk U…bitch….
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U kizz hiz azzhole and
u effen know it….
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HEREZ SOME NEWZ:……
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[[[ Tony Snow ]]]],
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Bushzz X=prezz secretary haz died…..
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sorry to hiz family….
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b/4 he worked for
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Buzh…he waz
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a handzome
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guy…8 yrz…
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later..hez gone
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thatz so sad…
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R.I.P.
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Re: #57! –
We really give a shit, don't we? Madonna could fall in shit and die and we could care less.
Re: nobod –
Don't bring your college shit here. We are not teacher's in here.
You think that you are so much smarter and better than anyone, don't you? You suck. Don't correct someone just to make your
little pathetic life feel better. Dickfuck.
Re: gee – I think Madonna sucks shit but curious that Perez won't report her disasterous sales when his nose usually is so far up her ass he could see her sagging tits.
Re: kkkkk – Zilly Ztupid Zlut!!!! Find the "S" key, you skank!
Umm… anyways.
Re: kkkkk –
gp bak to school.. speak some English BITCH, not typing like an e-thug. type like a fucking human being you fucking worthless piece of shit. your probably one ugly mother fucker too
sirs you fail @ life. please follow these steps and god bless
Do you have a wireless mouse? If the answer to the question is.. No.
Do the following.
Tie the the end of the mouse to your ceiling.
Wrap the mouse tightly around your neck.
Jump off a chair and all of lifes little problems will go away.
This is a helpful hint brought to you by
The Korean Haters Of America.
Good day.
what a mess this perez
Re: MARIE –
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I BET SHE GONNA TRY THAT
I HOPE SHE FKN ENDS HER LIFE, kkkkk YOUR AN IDIOT
PEREZ IS A UGLY FATASS WHO SHOULD FKN END HIS LIFE TOO
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
marie FTW!
kkkkk FTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Re: HAHAH –
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U wizh I'd end it..I'm here
to make U miserable and I will
if I want…zo go eat zome fuk
coz we know thatz what U do….
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U made my day…I luv it when people ;””””””hate me””””””””'
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and #49….whatz wrong with ”THUGZZ”' ////// I LUV THEM….
AREN'T YOU VOTING FOR ONE??????????? HUH…HUH/?????HUH/??
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PEREZ update! omg quit being a lazy fatass and get out of bed to update your website. it's noon!!
what is this infactuation with this younger (much younger) man and mafiah?
just isn't there, you as a radio reporter.
Wake up Perez!!!!! I'm leaving for work soon, and I need my Juice!!
Re: kkkkk – damn, i beet your Iq is like 10, congrats. you give this society a bad name. i bet your sitting there, pigging out on food.. refreshing the page cause you have no fkn life. you and perez are like soul mates. fat, lazy, and talk e-shit. probably could never say it to my face because ill lay your ugly ass out. why don't you do everyone a favor and kill yourself so we can go on our little lives, since we all know you don't have one. like i said before..
sirs you fail @ life. please follow these steps and god bless
Do you have a wireless mouse?
If the answer to the question is
No.
Do the following.
Tie the the end of the mouse to your ceiling.
Wrap the mouse tightly around your neck.
Jump off a chair and all of lifes little problems will go away.
This is a helpful hint brought to you by
The Korean Haters Of America.
Good day.
i made sure these easy steps even YOU kkkkk CAN FOLLOW.
have a nice day you dumb bitch
Re: kkkkk – your mouth is like your ass, shit comes out of it EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. you sit on your fat ass and refresh the page so you can e-thug yourself. how fucking pathetic, probably don't have the balls to say it to there face because i know half the girls here will lay your ass in a second. and to make me miserable? hunny your making me laugh because your so beyond fucking retarded. you cant even type fucking maturely, your typing like some latio slut, HEY NICE ONE! go back to fucking school you idiot, actually.. go outside, see the sunshine, get a tan! do something other then making yourself look like an idiot on the internet, because half these ppl here think you are.
and fat? yea i eat, a whole lot, but im 87 lbs and 5'3 of cuteness. at least ppl want to talk to me unlike yourself. probably some loner about to kill herself cause you have no friends. follow maries instructions carefully, even idiots like you can comprehend what they mean.
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Re: kkkkk – y0u tYpE |ikE @ F@gg0T kkkkk, g0 b@c|
Re: a – LOL
Re: kkkkk – oh BTW, yeah thugs are okay.. but im good, i already have a handsome boyfriend home. awee but i doubt you can get a thug, or a boy at all. your probably some ugly fat bitch, who has nothing better to do but sit at home, refresh the page, and comment on ppl dissing your fat, pink haired boyfriend. aweee
isnt that sad?
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SLACKER!! you took off last saturday morning to sleep in and now you're taking off this sat. as well. website is SUFFERING - Get MOVING!!
damn, cat fight! marie is kicking kkkkk's ass though hahahaha
I wonder how Perez got clearance on all those sound bites and songs he uses. Unless….Hmmmmm.
hahah that wireless mouse shit is hilarious hahahhahaha
marie for the win
hhaha seriously kkkkk go back to school
UPDATE MOAWFUCKER……..
Perez must be feeling the crunch without being able to report on Britney.
Wow, apparentally instead of posting on the weekends, Perez thinks its okay to just leave this stupid week in gossip thing- laaaame
P, love you man, but I'd much rather read my gossip news than get it from a Podcast.
Re: HAHAH –
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thank u for that…I waz surfin
but…I really luv that u luv me..
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Where oh where is Perez??
Re: mark –
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coz zchool iz where we
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Nice place 2/b ..huh…zchool…….
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my gay teacher…mr. i waz screwing one of my bezt guy friendz…
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izn't that nice….now mr. i iz in mr. jail…..
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school…gotta luv it…
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U bitchez should zee my tan….I'm starting to look blacker than
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hey bitch # 58….
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I got nothing againzt them…u r such a sad perzon….idiot…
Re: eeeek –
Why would we want to hear about a slut that does nothing, including washing and fixing her hair, taking care of her kids,
being drunk and stoned everyday of her useless life. Teaching her sister to be a whore and throw her life away on a baby, slut.
Not being able to sing, but lipsync and pretend to know how to dance. Dates Muslim slimballs cause no one else wants her twat that stinks of the worst diseases. Boy, we really are missing alot. I saw that pig's picture in a bikini on the cover of a mag. What a fat ass.
PEREZ……UPDATE YOUR SHIT. Seriously.
Re: HAHAH –
Bitch, you better get off of the lateo's. What are you black? You think your shit smells better than there's?
Perez, when are you going to start writing about the JABBAWOCKEEZ (from America's Best Dance Crew)?
They're so hot on the hiphop dance scene right now, they're EVERYWHERE! So why aren't they on your site?!
Love your site Perez, please make a post about the Jabbawockeez!
Seriously kkkk, what's your obsession with z's?? Do you talk like that? Calm down with the z's, SERIOUSLY!!
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Perez this is lame, I am at work and bored as hell. Get your ass to work!!
Perez, don't update. Make these loser's feel the pain of being a loser. Take a walk around the block. Fatass.
ok…I decided 2 go out for a movie…..
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I think I'll go zee:::>…….
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Republicuntz tap their feet…smell shit…while screwing strange cock that they bought for ten doll=la….
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yea i actually hate lations, go shave off your eyebrows and go fucking tattoo your lip liner and have ratty hair. HAHAHAHA dumb ass pplz
FUCK NO IM NOT BLACK, THATS A FUCKING INSULT ROFL
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IDIOT YOU FUCKING UGLY ASS FAT BITCHZZZ
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see i can write fucking retarded too hahah
get to work fatass lazy queen
aweee kkkkk your done talking to me? damn, so caught up in other bitches like HAHAH and mark and shit, damn well i had fun, go die in a slow ass fire dumb ass bitch.
Its time for a littleuPdate…pink is the new bloG is so ahead while you shamelessLy self promote…people may start to catch on and just plain move oN….
Re: HAHAH –
Good for you, you must be married to one. How else would you know so much about them?
ANOTHER FUCKING BORING WEEKEND HERE AT PEREZHILTON.COM.
PEREZ DO SOME UPDATING.
THIS SHIT IS GETTING OLDER THAN MADONNA'S PUBLICITY TRICKS.
It appears Perez now takes weekends off!
Fatty Perez is a greedy fat fuck. Instead of hiring people to keep his site updated on the weekends, he'd rather spend it on food on his so called cheat day. Everyday is a cheat day for that hump back whale. I'll bet he has ding dongs and twinkies hidden all over his apartment. Being a part of the media is not a 9 to 5 job blubber butt. You need to be on the case 24/7 if you expect to make a fortune doing this, you lazy fat bitch.
Re: MARIE –
ok..bitch ..since u luv me that much….
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to get off and have fun with y'rzelf….or your
bozz..u sound like someone that doez itz bozz….up hiz a/hole…
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how much doez he pay U…? 2 doll=lar…///nice….
ughh your slacking perez!!! wtf is up w/the updates!? PUT SOME SHIT UP HERE! TMZ is kicking your ass in gossip now, and thats not saying much.
Re: beTh –
cry baby .. cry baby .. suck your mommyz tit=taz….zour tit=taz…
Does anyone else LOVE Perez's website but hate his gossip radiocasts? I don't know if it's his voice or whatever but its kind of annoying…
wtf perez? are you dead or? why no updates?
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UPDATE YOUR BLOG YOU FAT LAZY FUCK!
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